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(Sun Sentinel)   Pipe bomb uncovers bizarre love triangle, resulting in massive confusion from people used to giving into temptation. Clearly, everything's gone green and love has torn these three apart   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 54
    More: Florida, Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office, flight risk, Margate, Dmitry Roytbak, contempt of courts  
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2012-10-13 11:51:04 PM  
Sounds like it's going to be a blue monday
 
2012-10-14 12:26:07 AM  
Sounds like a very bad atmosphere there.
 
2012-10-14 12:26:33 AM  
I think someone needs to lay off the Angel Dust.
 
2012-10-14 12:30:15 AM  
As opposed to a bizarre dead triangle?
 
2012-10-14 12:33:32 AM  
They're lucky this didn't end up with a lot of dead souls.

/likes joy division much better than new order
 
2012-10-14 12:41:54 AM  
I tried to play a live triangle once.

It bit me.
 
2012-10-14 12:43:41 AM  
I think it's crystal clear that would have been ultraviolence and murder. It's a fine time to put the guilty partner away before they run at 60 miles an hour.

/I don't believe in reincarnation because I refuse to come back as a bug or as a rabbit!
 
2012-10-14 01:46:49 AM  
Live Triangle?

Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man
 
2012-10-14 02:54:08 AM  

jake_lex: They're lucky this didn't end up with a lot of dead souls.

/likes joy division much better than new order


Warsaw was better
 
2012-10-14 06:15:08 AM  
One of the first things my daddy taught me was to never mess with a live triangle. It'll give you a hypotenuse, a bad one, probably kill ya, he said. And I'm glad he did.
 
2012-10-14 06:31:59 AM  
RTWFA

If you wrote this a movie script you'd be laughed out of town because it is just too weird.

People are strange.
 
2012-10-14 06:41:24 AM  
Great headline Subby. Such a good thing!
 
2012-10-14 06:43:33 AM  

G.I.R.B.:

People are strange.

When you're a stranger.....
 
2012-10-14 06:44:23 AM  

vossiewulf: One of the first things my daddy taught me was to never mess with a live triangle. It'll give you a hypotenuse, a bad one, probably kill ya, he said. And I'm glad he did.


My daddy always told me that the proper compliment for angle less than 90 degrees is: "My, aren't you looking acute today!"
 
2012-10-14 06:47:23 AM  

kendelrio: G.I.R.B.:

People are strange.
When you're a stranger.....

Faces look ugly....
 
2012-10-14 06:48:49 AM  

Summoner101: vossiewulf: One of the first things my daddy taught me was to never mess with a live triangle. It'll give you a hypotenuse, a bad one, probably kill ya, he said. And I'm glad he did.

My daddy always told me that the proper compliment for angle less than 90 degrees is: "My, aren't you looking acute today!"


Old Geometry jokes are sooooo square

/all week, waitress, veal
 
2012-10-14 06:49:12 AM  

G.I.R.B.: kendelrio: G.I.R.B.:

People are strange.
When you're a stranger.....
Faces look ugly....


at Fark parties?
 
2012-10-14 06:51:41 AM  

BassChild: ArkAngel: As opposed to a bizarre dead triangle?

This triangle is no more! It has ceased to be!


It's only sine-ing for the fjords.
 
2012-10-14 06:51:45 AM  

G.I.R.B.: Summoner101: vossiewulf: One of the first things my daddy taught me was to never mess with a live triangle. It'll give you a hypotenuse, a bad one, probably kill ya, he said. And I'm glad he did.

My daddy always told me that the proper compliment for angle less than 90 degrees is: "My, aren't you looking acute today!"

Old Geometry jokes are sooooo square

/all week, waitress, veal


Speaking of waitresses, do you know what you get when you divide a pumpkin's circumference by it's diameter?

Pumpkin pi!
 
2012-10-14 07:07:48 AM  
Did someone say bizarre love triangle?

I was going to make a New Order reference npbut then I found this article about New Order trying to get back together and made me have a sad.

So screw you Mr. Pipe Bomb, the happiness of another New Order album has been dashed. Nothing else matters.
 
2012-10-14 07:07:50 AM  

G.I.R.B.: Summoner101: vossiewulf: One of the first things my daddy taught me was to never mess with a live triangle. It'll give you a hypotenuse, a bad one, probably kill ya, he said. And I'm glad he did.

My daddy always told me that the proper compliment for angle less than 90 degrees is: "My, aren't you looking acute today!"

Old Geometry jokes are sooooo square

/all week, waitress, veal


Stop being obtuse.

cdn.styleforum.net
 
2012-10-14 07:13:29 AM  
imageshack.us
TAA-DAA!
 
2012-10-14 07:15:04 AM  

dillenger69: Live Triangle?

Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man



Came here to quote this. Was only 5 hours late.
 
2012-10-14 07:32:06 AM  

BronyMedic: G.I.R.B.: Summoner101: vossiewulf: One of the first things my daddy taught me was to never mess with a live triangle. It'll give you a hypotenuse, a bad one, probably kill ya, he said. And I'm glad he did.

My daddy always told me that the proper compliment for angle less than 90 degrees is: "My, aren't you looking acute today!"

Old Geometry jokes are sooooo square

/all week, waitress, veal

Stop being obtuse.

[cdn.styleforum.net image 571x429]


PK, let's keep it right then
 
2012-10-14 07:35:03 AM  
As a result, they are now in A Lonely Place
 
2012-10-14 07:39:21 AM  
Headline gave me a headache
 
2012-10-14 07:43:04 AM  

G.I.R.B.: BronyMedic: G.I.R.B.: Summoner101: vossiewulf: One of the first things my daddy taught me was to never mess with a live triangle. It'll give you a hypotenuse, a bad one, probably kill ya, he said. And I'm glad he did.

My daddy always told me that the proper compliment for angle less than 90 degrees is: "My, aren't you looking acute today!"

Old Geometry jokes are sooooo square

/all week, waitress, veal

Stop being obtuse.

[cdn.styleforum.net image 571x429]

PK, let's keep it right then


Okay. Since I saw solace, I thought this argument might go off on a tangent.
 
2012-10-14 08:10:29 AM  

Summoner101: G.I.R.B.: BronyMedic: G.I.R.B.: Summoner101: vossiewulf: One of the first things my daddy taught me was to never mess with a live triangle. It'll give you a hypotenuse, a bad one, probably kill ya, he said. And I'm glad he did.

My daddy always told me that the proper compliment for angle less than 90 degrees is: "My, aren't you looking acute today!"

Old Geometry jokes are sooooo square

/all week, waitress, veal

Stop being obtuse.

[cdn.styleforum.net image 571x429]

PK, let's keep it right then

Okay. Since I saw solace, I thought this argument might go off on a tangent.


Do you need a co-sine(r)?
 
2012-10-14 08:13:14 AM  
Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't get how anything after the first five words is particularly relevant, let alone funny.  =/
 
2012-10-14 08:15:35 AM  
I'm Shellshocked. This definitely says something about the State of the Nation. If it had gone off, they would have been Ruined in a Day.

/nice one
 
2012-10-14 08:27:34 AM  

G.I.R.B.: Summoner101: G.I.R.B.: BronyMedic: G.I.R.B.: Summoner101: vossiewulf: One of the first things my daddy taught me was to never mess with a live triangle. It'll give you a hypotenuse, a bad one, probably kill ya, he said. And I'm glad he did.

My daddy always told me that the proper compliment for angle less than 90 degrees is: "My, aren't you looking acute today!"

Old Geometry jokes are sooooo square

/all week, waitress, veal

Stop being obtuse.

[cdn.styleforum.net image 571x429]

PK, let's keep it right then

Okay. Since I saw solace, I thought this argument might go off on a tangent.

Do you need a co-sine(r)?


That'd be perfect!

And jedikinkoid, string "I saw solace" together.

/Kinda reaching, but my attempts at working "I saw solis" into the conversation were getting nowhere
 
2012-10-14 08:31:12 AM  

Summoner101: And jedikinkoid, string "I saw solace" together.


Sorry for the confusion - I was referring to the headline, not your post.
 
2012-10-14 08:34:37 AM  

jedikinkoid: Summoner101: And jedikinkoid, string "I saw solace" together.

Sorry for the confusion - I was referring to the headline, not your post.


Rog, fell for odd timing and coincidence.
 
2012-10-14 08:46:16 AM  
The first clue came,
they said,
when employees
at the JM Lexus car dealership
in Margate
where Roytbak worked
as a mechanic
told them that
Roytbak,
39,
suspected his wife,
Lana,
who previously worked there,
was having an affair
with another co-worker,
Heyn. 

Why did this give me a headache?
 
2012-10-14 08:53:05 AM  
Bunch of low-lifes.
 
2012-10-14 09:26:42 AM  
That would work as a CSI Miami episode.
 
2012-10-14 09:51:31 AM  
There should also be these rules for websites. This one only violated rule #2.

1. Do not play sound when your site loads.
2. Do not pop up any windows without my asking. This includes clicking on text that is not a hyperlink.
3. Do not have any animation without my asking.
 
2012-10-14 10:11:55 AM  
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Haven't you guys heard that it's illegal to have song lyrics on your websites now?
 
2012-10-14 10:12:49 AM  

Another Government Employee: That would work as a CSI Miami episode.


I was thinking this was some sort of CSI, L&O mash-up. It really was not bizarre. Bizarre would involve the dead dog, the midget donkey, or biological incest, not all this standard cheating with a coworker, and sleeping with the brown step-daughter.
 
2012-10-14 10:13:53 AM  

cherryl taggart: Another Government Employee: That would work as a CSI Miami episode.

I was thinking this was some sort of CSI, L&O mash-up. It really was not bizarre. Bizarre would involve the dead dog, the midget donkey, or biological incest, not all this standard cheating with a coworker, and sleeping with the bgrown step-daughter.


FTFM
 
2012-10-14 10:39:42 AM  
Hopefully they can figure this out At A Later Date.
 
2012-10-14 10:45:26 AM  

cherryl taggart: Another Government Employee: That would work as a CSI Miami episode.

I was thinking this was some sort of CSI, L&O mash-up. It really was not bizarre. Bizarre would involve the dead dog, the midget donkey, or biological incest, not all this standard cheating with a coworker, and sleeping with the brown step-daughter.


i309.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-14 11:34:15 AM  
Ugh, trying to read that story just resulted in Confusion for me.
 
2012-10-14 11:39:48 AM  
Those were some pretty bass puns in the headline but I have to admit, I was hooked.
 
2012-10-14 11:45:51 AM  
Many of you are validating the True Faith I have in Fark members to be funny.
 
2012-10-14 11:57:18 AM  

DWitchiewoman: Headline gave me a headache


Don't try reading the article then. I did. My head is killin' me.
 
2012-10-14 12:47:01 PM  
Subby couldn't weave "Power, Corruption and Lies" into that headline?
 
2012-10-14 03:20:15 PM  
I imagine they went Round & Round over which one of them was the Guilty Partner. I'm sure the result was less than a Fine Time.
 
2012-10-14 03:38:47 PM  
I guess this thread has reached its Vanishing Point.
 
2012-10-14 04:48:11 PM  
I'd like to place a new order in about 24 hours.
 
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