Poor Kermit. I guess if you're going to fark a pig you're going to end up living like one.

I love how naive some of you farkers are. These aren't 'art projects', or visual illusions - these are nerds who live online and have lost all sense of pride in their homes, and who have decided that pissing in bottles is preferable to interrupting their gaming sessions.

Poverty doesn't really factor into this. My family was not well-off when I was growing up, and we never lived like this. This is full-on internet addiction shaping these environments.

/I'm thinking its time to stop stressing about the unsightly tangle of cords under my desk.
//At least my keyboard isn't covered in diarrhoea.

That is how I imagine all of you here.

Some of those cluttery ones remind me of my set-up, except that all of my stuff is important.

libranoelrose: Why are Farkers posting pics of their computer areas?

It's a contest.

And I win.

wiredroach: At least most of those aren't potentially lethal:


Fun fact: Those kids are on the 3rd floor, and it's not wet outside...

That is some seriously sick shiat.

How bad of a person do you have to be to be banished to the crawl space???

Wow, some of ya'll are disgusting. Yeah, YOU.... you Romney voter.

*Clicks link.*

...

*Closes browser, gets up, goes to shower.*

*Scrubs self with bleach and steel wool.*

Marcintosh: Notice how they all use Windows - very mainstream I guess.



I bet you don't even have a television.

lizardbrain: Imagine the smell.

FAP?

Why do I have the feeling this is at least half of the guys that try to hit on me on team speak?

/I keed

showed the article to my wife...

"next time you think I'm a slob, just remember... I could be much worse."

McBatt: Someone recently described my computer setup as 'very apple store'. They weren't saying this in a positive way, I think.

I think, perhaps, those computers are for a younger person, no?

Mr. Murder: Those nipples are way too big.

Said no straight male ever.

This shows the power and endurance of old style clicky keyboards. Look at the abuse this one has suffered and either it still works or the guy would have thrown it away.


Coffee, pizza, vomit, water, wine, beer, sneezes etc etc etc

takes a knocking and keeps on rocking.

cryinoutloud: oh god. This is gonna be my son in a few years. Pick any one of them. I was just giving him a lecture about this sort of thing today.

I am sorry to hear of it. I suggest a quiet word from someone to inform him that if he doesn't start to make some serious lifestyle changes right away he'll never have a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg.

The ones who seem to be living in squats or other forms of abject poverty get a pass. They're merely unfortunate. The ones who are content to live and breathe in a swamp of filth and rubbish are at best pitiful and at worst a firetrap and vermin magnet threatening their entire neighbourhoods.

it's a man's world here

Yeah ... so, I should really clean up around here.

libranoelrose: Ziguernerschnitzel

Gesundheit.

roblarky: [imageshack.us image 800x533]

Went to a discount office furniture store, desk and bookshelf for $150. 

/no one actually sits in the red chairs

Nice start. SO, 6 month's before your showcased in TFA?

Thank God for iPad. I can trash any Hooter's I want and walk away from it. They don't particularly care for my fapping, though.

I'm stuck between 'What a bunch of farking pigs', 'wow. SOMEONE needs to see a therapist' and 'Quick! Call "HOARDERS!"'.

This guy posts on /a/. He apparently lives in the crawl space under his mothers house without her knowing about it. Actually a lot of those pictures are from /a/ and /jp/...

moviemarketing: uber humper: adeist69: skinink: My computer desk may be piled with papers and the room has more wiring in it than an underground utility tunnel, but I have zero food or beverages laying around. I already have enough problems with fruitflies and mice without giving them their own personal buffet in my apartment.

I've never had a keyboard this gross.


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I can't tell if they've dripped food onto it or puked on it and just wiped the keys off. Tough call.

I hope that's cat hair

Whatever you do, don't press the Alt button

He'd have to be an expert touch typer. And have a hell of an immune system.

But that is a benefit these guys have, their immune system would be like Fort Knox

Bathia_Mapes: WeenerGord: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

Are those bottles in the back filled with urine?

That seems to be the general consensus.

What's every one looking at ME for?

I WISH!!

cman: WeenerGord: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

Are those bottles in the back filled with urine?

Doubt it. It seems like an Ilusion to me. Look behind and around the bottle and you find cig butts everywhere. That is what I think gives it that color.

Either that or he mixed redbull with something. Or it is piss. Anything could be true.

It's piss, I guarantee it. I used to have a friend who did that. Hell, that might be his room for all I know. Newports were his brand.

I'm guessing at least some of these are photos of places where cops have served child porn search warrants.

Sock Ruh Tease: Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

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I agree. It's the lone portrait on the wall that gets to me. It's the one and only thing that represents someone important to the owner of the room, and it's surrounded by squalor, filth, and a GameCube.

The picture is of Satoru Iwata, the CEO of.. Nintendo.

In June of this year, I cleaned my entire apartment. In so doing, I cleaned my bedroom and my computer room, neither of which had been properly cleaned since I had taken residence in 2007.

Absolutely no room of my apartment was as filthy as were the majority of rooms depicted at the linked site. While my computer room contained an extensive collection of clutter that I eventually discarded, the clutter consisted primarily of unused electronic components and a small quantity of packaging items for electronic devices. I admit to living uncleanly, but I will never leave perishable items lying in the open; when finished with any food item, I discard any remnants immediately.

Had my apartment appeared in a state similar to the majority of rooms depicted, I would have "cleaned" it with flammable chemicals and a lighter. I would have also, out of shame, remained inside of the apartment for the duration of the "cleaning".

WeenerGord: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

Are those bottles in the back filled with urine?

I like that the screensaver is an image of the filth and squalor the machine is ensconced in.

At least most of those aren't potentially lethal:

These pictures help me understand the psyche of 4chan posters.

Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

Does that say "rape sux" on the wall? We discovered what the 'somehow' is...

This one looks like my son's room.

Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

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I agree. It's the lone portrait on the wall that gets to me. It's the one and only thing that represents someone important to the owner of the room, and it's surrounded by squalor, filth, and a GameCube.

YouWinAgainGravity: The one that looks like someone sh*t all over a trashcan is ToxicMunkee

Know what's interesting? It's not even my sh*t. True story.

Ceteris Paribus says: ToxicMunkee: Humans are disgusting.

Not me!

I'm lovely. And clean.

Do you smell of soap?

not mine, those guys drink shiatty beer.