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2012-10-14 12:21:03 AM
4 votes:
my mind keeps wandering to Hercules cleaning the Augean stables.

duxfemina.wikispaces.com
2012-10-13 09:09:54 PM
4 votes:
Oh son of the biatch who was using the account of me and doing the typing as I have just had the notice that this thread has become the green thing. Someone was clearly apprehending the computer of me very much and this causes me much anger as I am the pretty girl with the funny typings and would not have the sexings with anyone with the room such as these. Disgusting you filthy liters.

The office of the TFer:

i.imgur.com
2012-10-13 08:39:13 PM
4 votes:
This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

i.imgur.com
2012-10-13 11:27:58 PM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com

Now this farker has got it goin on
2012-10-13 09:16:48 PM
3 votes:
Some of those aren't too bad.

Kinda sad to see "making the best out of what you have" thrown into the same pot as the filth and garbage heaps.
2012-10-14 12:44:13 AM
2 votes:

wildcardjack: Ya know, I have a new keyboard in my closet just in case I do something nasty to the workhorse. I couldn't imagine smoking around my computers, let alone ashing all over my keyboard.

Are most of these squatters?


A good number of them appear to be. Considering this is from 4chan, a lot of them are probably on registries somewhere that require them to live a certain distance from schools, to the point that they can't legally exist anywhere.
2012-10-14 12:42:49 AM
2 votes:

Shaunn: Ok, I admit it... it's 4chans....as reported by Reddit...


...And you biatched about it on Fark.

i181.photobucket.com

The chain is complete.
2012-10-14 12:34:01 AM
2 votes:
These pictures help me understand the psyche of 4chan posters.
2012-10-14 12:24:52 AM
2 votes:

My computer desk may be piled with papers and the room has more wiring in it than an underground utility tunnel, but I have zero food or beverages laying around. I already have enough problems with fruitflies and mice without giving them their own personal buffet in my apartment.

I've never had a keyboard this gross.


i.imgur.com

2012-10-13 09:18:21 PM
2 votes:
Mine needs a good cleaning

img.photobucket.com
2012-10-13 09:16:25 PM
2 votes:
All I did was look at the pics...and, now, I feel like I need a shower.
2012-10-13 09:12:04 PM
2 votes:

Ceteris Paribus says: Methadone Girls: ToxicMunkee: *swoon*

He is dreamy.

AND clean! :D


AND muscley.
2012-10-13 08:39:08 PM
2 votes:
That was horrifying.

My basement is wonderful
2012-10-14 04:15:39 PM
1 votes:
This is better (?), a link to the full story.

Consider yourself now doubly warned.
2012-10-14 04:04:24 PM
1 votes:

Porous Horace: Somewhere on the 'net is a story w/pics about a large roommate who was disgusting, one of her feats being shiatting the bed and simply covering it with another sheet (not shiat, sheet, I sheet you not).

Some adventurous person can find it and post a link or pics and we can all enjoy them while eating s'mores.

/good times


Was it this guy and his famous shiat lasagne bathtub? http://www.wyseguys.com/blag/shiatty-roommate/meet-jed/
2012-10-14 03:17:45 PM
1 votes:

Tuesdae: //Resources available for mentally ill folks are slim and none.
///Thank you, President Reagan!


Worst president ever.
2012-10-14 12:48:56 PM
1 votes:
j.wigflip.com
2012-10-14 10:09:53 AM
1 votes:

meow said the dog: Oh son of the biatch who was using the account of me and doing the typing as I have just had the notice that this thread has become the green thing. Someone was clearly apprehending the computer of me very much and this causes me much anger as I am the pretty girl with the funny typings and would not have the sexings with anyone with the room such as these. Disgusting you filthy liters.

The office of the TFer:

[i.imgur.com image 450x300]


Close. Not enough books...or bookshelves.
2012-10-14 09:48:52 AM
1 votes:

bim1154: wambu: Just farking disgusting

Thread needs this.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1231]

Who is that woman? I see her pop up from time to time on Fark as a regular.


Anna Song, do a GIS for her with the safe search off and you will be pleasantly surpised.
2012-10-14 09:05:02 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com 

I was just musing that this desktop could be cleaned off in 30 minutes, tops. One bucket, one large garbage bag, and a vacuum. Not deep cleaned, just cleaned off. That's assuming there's a toilet available, and I think there is, since there is no "solid" human waste. The walls and floor would be a bigger effort, for sure.

I have watched a couple of the hoarder shows, and understand that it is a mental illness. But this does not appear to be hoarding, this is sheer laziness. 

Not so cool story: I had to set up an employee years ago with access from his home to work. He had had surgery and was housebound for a few weeks. Unfortunately, I had to go to his house and do some tweaking and training. It was the worst squalor I had ever seen in person. And his wife just sat there the whole time watching me. The worst part: The dirty, stinky socks piled next to his computer IN THE DINING ROOM. I had to go home, take a shower, and change clothes before going back to work. I never told anyone at work about it. He still works there.
2012-10-14 04:34:57 AM
1 votes:
i42.photobucket.com

Poor Kermit. I guess if you're going to fark a pig you're going to end up living like one.

I love how naive some of you farkers are. These aren't 'art projects', or visual illusions - these are nerds who live online and have lost all sense of pride in their homes, and who have decided that pissing in bottles is preferable to interrupting their gaming sessions.

Poverty doesn't really factor into this. My family was not well-off when I was growing up, and we never lived like this. This is full-on internet addiction shaping these environments.

/I'm thinking its time to stop stressing about the unsightly tangle of cords under my desk.
//At least my keyboard isn't covered in diarrhoea.
2012-10-14 02:13:09 AM
1 votes:
That is how I imagine all of you here.
2012-10-14 02:10:03 AM
1 votes:
Deedeemarz
Which ones weren't too bad?!?


The ones that were mostly clean and just lacked furniture or wallpaper.


Also, the one with the stuff rigged above the bed gets a pass for DIY-initiative and the fat fluffy white cat on the bed that most people probably didn't even notice; vacuum the carpet and I'm okay with it.
2012-10-14 02:02:18 AM
1 votes:
A small part of my brain wants to know more of the story behind some of these, since most of them cannot be legitimate living spaces, right? These are some kind of hobo hacker hideouts, right?

A bigger part of my brain is content to remain ignorant.
2012-10-14 01:52:13 AM
1 votes:

roblarky: [imageshack.us image 800x533]

Went to a discount office furniture store, desk and bookshelf for $150. 

/no one actually sits in the red chairs


Nice start. SO, 6 month's before your showcased in TFA?
2012-10-14 01:47:13 AM
1 votes:
This fellow gets a pass from me...he's not so much slovenly as he is Russian. That might be the nicest place in town.

i.imgur.com

And this guy's just cool:

i.imgur.com
2012-10-14 01:34:12 AM
1 votes:
I feel much better about the empty yogurt carton, empty starbucks cup, and half full ashtray.
2012-10-14 01:26:08 AM
1 votes:
I feel a lot better about myself now.
2012-10-14 01:25:11 AM
1 votes:

libranoelrose: Why are Farkers posting pics of their computer areas?


It's a contest.

And I win.
2012-10-14 01:23:58 AM
1 votes:

Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

i.imgur.com


Living with a CRT? Like, I KNOW, man!

It's like a Fallout secret area. I'm automatically looking for the footlocker to pick the lock on
2012-10-14 01:17:39 AM
1 votes:
Christ. Even at my messiest I've always at least taken out the f*cking trash.
2012-10-14 01:02:30 AM
1 votes:
Cleanliness is godliness
globalnerdy.com
2012-10-14 12:58:04 AM
1 votes:
I'm guessing at least some of these are photos of places where cops have served child porn search warrants.
2012-10-14 12:56:16 AM
1 votes:
My house looks terrible, but I feel better about it after looking at these.
2012-10-14 12:54:57 AM
1 votes:

skinink: My computer desk may be piled with papers and the room has more wiring in it than an underground utility tunnel, but I have zero food or beverages laying around. I already have enough problems with fruitflies and mice without giving them their own personal buffet in my apartment.

I've never had a keyboard this gross.
[i.imgur.com image 850x637]


I don't understand how someone could use use that; just seeing the picture makes me want to vomit. The only thing I would ever willingly touch that for would be to move it into a garbage bag, and the only thing I would touch it with is the bag itself (and I would still wear gloves).
2012-10-14 12:49:58 AM
1 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

[i.imgur.com image 850x628]

I agree. It's the lone portrait on the wall that gets to me. It's the one and only thing that represents someone important to the owner of the room, and it's surrounded by squalor, filth, and a GameCube.


The picture is of Satoru Iwata, the CEO of.. Nintendo.
2012-10-14 12:44:47 AM
1 votes:
In June of this year, I cleaned my entire apartment. In so doing, I cleaned my bedroom and my computer room, neither of which had been properly cleaned since I had taken residence in 2007.

Absolutely no room of my apartment was as filthy as were the majority of rooms depicted at the linked site. While my computer room contained an extensive collection of clutter that I eventually discarded, the clutter consisted primarily of unused electronic components and a small quantity of packaging items for electronic devices. I admit to living uncleanly, but I will never leave perishable items lying in the open; when finished with any food item, I discard any remnants immediately.

Had my apartment appeared in a state similar to the majority of rooms depicted, I would have "cleaned" it with flammable chemicals and a lighter. I would have also, out of shame, remained inside of the apartment for the duration of the "cleaning".
2012-10-14 12:42:32 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

Are those bottles in the back filled with urine?
2012-10-14 12:31:23 AM
1 votes:
Why does this make me think that all the owners of the rooms are about 500 lbs... and male?

/It's probably because men are disgusting
2012-10-14 12:28:21 AM
1 votes:

Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.


Does that say "rape sux" on the wall? We discovered what the 'somehow' is...
2012-10-14 12:16:44 AM
1 votes:
oh god. This is gonna be my son in a few years. Pick any one of them. I was just giving him a lecture about this sort of thing today.
2012-10-13 09:40:35 PM
1 votes:

eraser8: You get a fat chick in your house, you'll never get 'er out. They're like sand, those big girls.


i576.photobucket.com
2012-10-13 09:38:25 PM
1 votes:
eraser8
There are only two legitimate reasons for peeing in a bottle:

1) You're drunk

2) You're driving cross country


3) Your health is so bad that you can't move to the next room without assistance and even with assistance it's too much of an effort just for a pee.
2012-10-13 09:31:59 PM
1 votes:

Mazzic518: You should be honored! Do you know how hard it is for a woman to pee in a bottle? It would be easier to go to the bathroom.


I wonder if your feet would squish as they walked across the floor that we don't see in that pic.
2012-10-13 09:20:30 PM
1 votes:

Mazzic518: themeaningoflifeisnot: Mazzic518: McBatt: Methadone Girls: OMG. why??? bleh.

I just realized the water bottle at the front, and all of the powerade bottles behind the monitor, are all filled with urine.

The worst part is that is a chick's desk,,,

The worst part is that is the chick's grandmother's desk.

I just wonder how someone like that can afford Heinekens red bulls and Newports....


She would have been better off spending some money on Depends if she can't take the time to go to the bathroom to pee.
2012-10-13 09:15:27 PM
1 votes:

Ceteris Paribus says: That was horrifying.

My basement is wonderful


3 out of 4 TFettes rated your basement as the best dungeon ever!
2012-10-13 09:14:57 PM
1 votes:

McBatt: Methadone Girls: OMG. why??? bleh.

I just realized the water bottle at the front, and all of the powerade bottles behind the monitor, are all filled with urine.


Okay, that's the grossest thing I ever saw
2012-10-13 09:11:44 PM
1 votes:

Methadone Girls: OMG. why??? bleh.


I just realized the water bottle at the front, and all of the powerade bottles behind the monitor, are all filled with urine.
2012-10-13 09:08:42 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

OMG. why??? bleh.


ToxicMunkee: *swoon*


He is dreamy.
2012-10-13 08:55:17 PM
1 votes:
I'd post a photo of my bedroom/computer desk, but that would mean making my bed. Too much effort.
2012-10-13 08:51:11 PM
1 votes:
Just farking disgusting

Thread needs this.

i.imgur.com
2012-10-13 08:43:11 PM
1 votes:
Humans are disgusting.
2012-10-13 08:39:46 PM
1 votes:

Ceteris Paribus says: That was horrifying.


Indeed. *shudder*
 
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