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2012-10-13 08:39:08 PM  
That was horrifying.

My basement is wonderful
 
2012-10-13 08:39:13 PM  
This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-13 08:39:46 PM  

Ceteris Paribus says: That was horrifying.


Indeed. *shudder*
 
2012-10-13 08:39:57 PM  
Someone recently described my computer setup as 'very apple store'. They weren't saying this in a positive way, I think.
 
2012-10-13 08:40:48 PM  
The bottom one.
 
2012-10-13 08:41:44 PM  
I bet the one with all the cigarettes and Red Bull cans is BWF
 
2012-10-13 08:43:11 PM  
Humans are disgusting.
 
2012-10-13 08:43:22 PM  
not mine, those guys drink shiatty beer.
 
2012-10-13 08:44:07 PM  

YouWinAgainGravity: I bet the one with all the cigarettes and Red Bull cans is BWF


LAUGHTER OL yes this is how I picture Blushing Wall Flower. Probably a guy, too!
 
2012-10-13 08:44:09 PM  
The one that looks like someone sh*t all over a trashcan is ToxicMunkee
 
2012-10-13 08:44:11 PM  
The keyboard half-melted by cigarettes hits kinda close to home.
 
2012-10-13 08:46:42 PM  

ToxicMunkee: Humans are disgusting.


Not me!

I'm lovely. And clean.
 
2012-10-13 08:48:40 PM  
actually i do have a heineken can sitting on my desk. busted.
 
2012-10-13 08:50:40 PM  
Mine is the one that looks like it's under a bridge.
 
2012-10-13 08:51:05 PM  

YouWinAgainGravity: The one that looks like someone sh*t all over a trashcan is ToxicMunkee


Know what's interesting? It's not even my sh*t. True story.

Ceteris Paribus says: ToxicMunkee: Humans are disgusting.

Not me!

I'm lovely. And clean.


Do you smell of soap?
 
2012-10-13 08:51:11 PM  
Just farking disgusting

Thread needs this.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-13 08:52:56 PM  

wambu: Just farking disgusting

Thread needs this.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1231]


Please do not post the pictures of me without prior permission. Thank you for this.
 
2012-10-13 08:54:34 PM  
Those nipples are way too big.
 
2012-10-13 08:54:41 PM  
The one with the big-boobed anime posters was definitely mine.
 
2012-10-13 08:55:05 PM  

ToxicMunkee: Ceteris Paribus says: ToxicMunkee: Humans are disgusting.

Not me!

I'm lovely. And clean.

Do you smell of soap?


Yes, mam. And bounce fabric softener and just general all around specious wholesomeness.
 
2012-10-13 08:55:17 PM  
I'd post a photo of my bedroom/computer desk, but that would mean making my bed. Too much effort.
 
2012-10-13 08:59:59 PM  

meow said the dog: YouWinAgainGravity: I bet the one with all the cigarettes and Red Bull cans is BWF

LAUGHTER OL yes this is how I picture Blushing Wall Flower. Probably a guy, too!


WRONG. Everyone knows I compute from my comfy, fluffy bed.
 
2012-10-13 09:02:33 PM  

Ceteris Paribus says: ToxicMunkee: Ceteris Paribus says: ToxicMunkee: Humans are disgusting.

Not me!

I'm lovely. And clean.

Do you smell of soap?

Yes, mam. And bounce fabric softener and just general all around specious wholesomeness.


*swoon*
 
2012-10-13 09:03:21 PM  

Blushing Wall Flower: meow said the dog: YouWinAgainGravity: I bet the one with all the cigarettes and Red Bull cans is BWF

LAUGHTER OL yes this is how I picture Blushing Wall Flower. Probably a guy, too!

WRONG. Everyone knows I compute from my comfy, fluffy bed.


If not for that factory accident, you'd still have your legs. Sometimes I pity you, but sometimes...I admire your spirit.
 
2012-10-13 09:05:48 PM  

Blushing Wall Flower: Everyone knows I compute from my comfy, fluffy bed.


I know, dear, the asylum does have comfy beds. Time for your Thorazine.
 
2012-10-13 09:08:42 PM  
i.imgur.com

OMG. why??? bleh.


ToxicMunkee: *swoon*


He is dreamy.
 
2012-10-13 09:09:30 PM  

Methadone Girls: ToxicMunkee: *swoon*

He is dreamy.


AND clean! :D
 
2012-10-13 09:09:54 PM  
Oh son of the biatch who was using the account of me and doing the typing as I have just had the notice that this thread has become the green thing. Someone was clearly apprehending the computer of me very much and this causes me much anger as I am the pretty girl with the funny typings and would not have the sexings with anyone with the room such as these. Disgusting you filthy liters.

The office of the TFer:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-13 09:10:57 PM  

Methadone Girls: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

OMG. why??? bleh.


ToxicMunkee: *swoon*

He is dreamy.


I think about him when I'm peeing in a bottle so that I don't have to get up from the computer.
 
2012-10-13 09:11:19 PM  

ToxicMunkee: Methadone Girls: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

OMG. why??? bleh.


ToxicMunkee: *swoon*

He is dreamy.

I think about him when I'm peeing in a bottle so that I don't have to get up from the computer.


:(
 
2012-10-13 09:11:44 PM  

Methadone Girls: OMG. why??? bleh.


I just realized the water bottle at the front, and all of the powerade bottles behind the monitor, are all filled with urine.
 
2012-10-13 09:11:50 PM  
Smoking is gross in general, but kissing a girl that smokes Newports is a whole notha level.
 
2012-10-13 09:12:04 PM  

Ceteris Paribus says: Methadone Girls: ToxicMunkee: *swoon*

He is dreamy.

AND clean! :D


AND muscley.
 
2012-10-13 09:12:28 PM  

Mr. Murder: Smoking is gross in general, but kissing a girl that smokes Newports is a whole notha level.


I didn't know you went black.
 
2012-10-13 09:12:44 PM  
I suddenly feel so much better about myself.
 
2012-10-13 09:13:11 PM  

Methadone Girls: Ceteris Paribus says: Methadone Girls: ToxicMunkee: *swoon*

He is dreamy.

AND clean! :D

AND muscley.


Yeah, I am that and foreheady too!
 
2012-10-13 09:14:46 PM  

Mr. Murder: Smoking is gross in general, but kissing a girl that smokes Newports is a whole notha level.


But isn't there a refreshing Newport mint flavor? It's like she's doing the washing of your mouth while she smokes, in meow-speak.
 
2012-10-13 09:14:57 PM  

McBatt: Methadone Girls: OMG. why??? bleh.

I just realized the water bottle at the front, and all of the powerade bottles behind the monitor, are all filled with urine.


Okay, that's the grossest thing I ever saw
 
2012-10-13 09:15:23 PM  

Ceteris Paribus says: Yes, mam. And bounce fabric softener and just general all around specious wholesomeness.


Oh. Would you mind rewashing everything you're wearing and not use the fabric softener? I'm allergic to chemical fragrances. Or, just take everything off.

Please, I mean.
 
2012-10-13 09:15:27 PM  

Ceteris Paribus says: That was horrifying.

My basement is wonderful


3 out of 4 TFettes rated your basement as the best dungeon ever!
 
2012-10-13 09:15:48 PM  

McBatt: Methadone Girls: OMG. why??? bleh.

I just realized the water bottle at the front, and all of the powerade bottles behind the monitor, are all filled with urine.


The worst part is that is a chick's desk,,,
 
2012-10-13 09:16:23 PM  

Warchild: I suddenly feel so much better about myself.


So do I. At most my computer desk needs to be dusted, but even that's not bad since I dusted last week. My desk is very well organized.
 
2012-10-13 09:16:25 PM  
All I did was look at the pics...and, now, I feel like I need a shower.
 
2012-10-13 09:16:48 PM  
Some of those aren't too bad.

Kinda sad to see "making the best out of what you have" thrown into the same pot as the filth and garbage heaps.
 
2012-10-13 09:16:51 PM  

Mr. Murder: Smoking is gross in general, but kissing a girl that smokes Newports is a whole notha level.


What if she's got Jolly Ranchers
 
2012-10-13 09:17:05 PM  

Mazzic518: McBatt: Methadone Girls: OMG. why??? bleh.

I just realized the water bottle at the front, and all of the powerade bottles behind the monitor, are all filled with urine.

The worst part is that is a chick's desk,,,


The worst part is that is the chick's grandmother's desk.
 
2012-10-13 09:18:05 PM  
I bet there is a TFette reading this right now who smokes menthols.

She also is most likely the owner of a rather voluminous posterior.
 
2012-10-13 09:18:21 PM  
Mine needs a good cleaning

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-13 09:18:34 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: So do I. At most my computer desk needs to be dusted, but even that's not bad since I dusted last week. My desk is very well organized.


I'm fine with messy, but not absolute filth. Ack.
 
2012-10-13 09:18:46 PM  

themeaningoflifeisnot: Mazzic518: McBatt: Methadone Girls: OMG. why??? bleh.

I just realized the water bottle at the front, and all of the powerade bottles behind the monitor, are all filled with urine.

The worst part is that is a chick's desk,,,

The worst part is that is the chick's grandmother's desk.


I just wonder how someone like that can afford Heinekens red bulls and Newports....
 
2012-10-13 09:20:30 PM  

Mazzic518: themeaningoflifeisnot: Mazzic518: McBatt: Methadone Girls: OMG. why??? bleh.

I just realized the water bottle at the front, and all of the powerade bottles behind the monitor, are all filled with urine.

The worst part is that is a chick's desk,,,

The worst part is that is the chick's grandmother's desk.

I just wonder how someone like that can afford Heinekens red bulls and Newports....


She would have been better off spending some money on Depends if she can't take the time to go to the bathroom to pee.
 
2012-10-13 09:20:57 PM  

iamrex: Or, just take everything off.


As you wish.

angrymacface: 3 out of 4 TFettes rated your basement as the best dungeon ever!


Who is this fourth TFette?
 
2012-10-13 09:21:23 PM  

daywin: Mine needs a good cleaning

[img.photobucket.com image 850x911]


Can I come play maid??
 
2012-10-13 09:22:18 PM  

Ceteris Paribus says: angrymacface: 3 out of 4 TFettes rated your basement as the best dungeon ever!

Who is this fourth TFette?


I said I'M NOT LEAVING!!
 
2012-10-13 09:23:21 PM  

Blushing Wall Flower: daywin: Mine needs a good cleaning

[img.photobucket.com image 850x911]

Can I come play maid??


Play maid?

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-13 09:24:32 PM  

Ceteris Paribus says: ToxicMunkee: Methadone Girls: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

OMG. why??? bleh.


ToxicMunkee: *swoon*

He is dreamy.

I think about him when I'm peeing in a bottle so that I don't have to get up from the computer.

:(


You should be honored! Do you know how hard it is for a woman to pee in a bottle? It would be easier to go to the bathroom.
 
2012-10-13 09:24:55 PM  

Warchild: Bathia_Mapes: So do I. At most my computer desk needs to be dusted, but even that's not bad since I dusted last week. My desk is very well organized.

I'm fine with messy, but not absolute filth. Ack.


Same here.
 
2012-10-13 09:27:44 PM  

ToxicMunkee: Ceteris Paribus says: ToxicMunkee: Methadone Girls: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

OMG. why??? bleh.


ToxicMunkee: *swoon*

He is dreamy.

I think about him when I'm peeing in a bottle so that I don't have to get up from the computer.

:(

You should be honored! Do you know how hard it is for a woman to pee in a bottle? It would be easier to go to the bathroom.


i00.i.aliimg.com
 
2012-10-13 09:28:14 PM  

Ceteris Paribus says: Who is this fourth TFette?


She knows who she is.
 
2012-10-13 09:28:48 PM  

angrymacface: Ceteris Paribus says: Who is this fourth TFette?

She knows who she is.


*blushes*
 
2012-10-13 09:29:13 PM  

Mazzic518: ToxicMunkee: Ceteris Paribus says: ToxicMunkee: Methadone Girls: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

OMG. why??? bleh.


ToxicMunkee: *swoon*

He is dreamy.

I think about him when I'm peeing in a bottle so that I don't have to get up from the computer.

:(

You should be honored! Do you know how hard it is for a woman to pee in a bottle? It would be easier to go to the bathroom.

[i00.i.aliimg.com image 200x200]


Hmmmm...
 
2012-10-13 09:29:28 PM  

ToxicMunkee: Ceteris Paribus says: ToxicMunkee: Methadone Girls: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

OMG. why??? bleh.


ToxicMunkee: *swoon*

He is dreamy.

I think about him when I'm peeing in a bottle so that I don't have to get up from the computer.

:(

You should be honored! Do you know how hard it is for a woman to pee in a bottle? It would be easier to go to the bathroom.


Errr, OK

Methadone Girls: I said I'M NOT LEAVING!!


Why would you?
 
2012-10-13 09:30:31 PM  
My place is a paradise for the fat chicks I bang.
 
2012-10-13 09:31:53 PM  

Stoj: My place is a paradise for the fat chicks I bang.


Dude. You don't bring them home to YOUR place.

What would the neighbors think?
 
2012-10-13 09:31:59 PM  

Mazzic518: You should be honored! Do you know how hard it is for a woman to pee in a bottle? It would be easier to go to the bathroom.


I wonder if your feet would squish as they walked across the floor that we don't see in that pic.
 
2012-10-13 09:33:54 PM  

ToxicMunkee: Methadone Girls: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

OMG. why??? bleh.


ToxicMunkee: *swoon*

He is dreamy.

I think about him when I'm peeing in a bottle so that I don't have to get up from the computer.


There are only two legitimate reasons for peeing in a bottle:

1) You're drunk

2) You're driving cross country

Also, there's always the stadium pal...
 
2012-10-13 09:35:07 PM  
If I'm ever peeing in a bottle, please have me committed. But not in one of those haunted places.
 
2012-10-13 09:35:15 PM  

Mr. Murder: Stoj: My place is a paradise for the fat chicks I bang.

Dude. You don't bring them home to YOUR place.

What would the neighbors think?


It's not just the neighbors.

You get a fat chick in your house, you'll never get 'er out. They're like sand, those big girls.
 
2012-10-13 09:36:03 PM  

eraser8: You get a fat chick in your house, you'll never get 'er out. They're like sand, those big girls.


This is why I don't keep food at my place.
 
2012-10-13 09:38:25 PM  
eraser8
There are only two legitimate reasons for peeing in a bottle:

1) You're drunk

2) You're driving cross country


3) Your health is so bad that you can't move to the next room without assistance and even with assistance it's too much of an effort just for a pee.
 
2012-10-13 09:38:36 PM  
having browsed reddit this afternoon, i actually thought in my head before i clicked that it would link to this collection of images. it's like watching hoarders, where i suddenly get the impulse to clean, and also get that affirmed feeling that i'm not such a slob after all.
 
2012-10-13 09:40:35 PM  

eraser8: You get a fat chick in your house, you'll never get 'er out. They're like sand, those big girls.


i576.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-13 09:51:17 PM  

themeaningoflifeisnot: eraser8: You get a fat chick in your house, you'll never get 'er out. They're like sand, those big girls.

[i576.photobucket.com image 400x340]


lol thats going right on facebook
 
2012-10-13 09:53:27 PM  

eraser8: Mr. Murder: Stoj: My place is a paradise for the fat chicks I bang.

Dude. You don't bring them home to YOUR place.

What would the neighbors think?

It's not just the neighbors.

You get a fat chick in your house, you'll never get 'er out. They're like sand, those big girls.


Heh.
 
2012-10-13 09:55:15 PM  

McBatt: Methadone Girls: OMG. why??? bleh.

I just realized the water bottle at the front, and all of the powerade bottles behind the monitor, are all filled with urine.


And for extra nastiness, all the bottle caps have been left off
 
2012-10-13 10:19:58 PM  

kibblesnbits: McBatt: Methadone Girls: OMG. why??? bleh.

I just realized the water bottle at the front, and all of the powerade bottles behind the monitor, are all filled with urine.

And for extra nastiness, all the bottle caps have been left off


That is so you do not have to dump them out... they just evaporate lol
 
2012-10-13 10:20:11 PM  
The one with the anime posters and action figures is mine. IT.IS. AWESOME!
 
2012-10-13 10:49:15 PM  
I like this one. Except for the highway cone.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-13 11:23:39 PM  
lol green.... glorious
 
2012-10-13 11:27:58 PM  
i.imgur.com

Now this farker has got it goin on
 
2012-10-13 11:31:49 PM  

cman: [i.imgur.com image 638x479]

Now this farker has got it goin on


That's my room!!
 
2012-10-13 11:45:03 PM  

Warchild: I suddenly feel so much better about myself.


Thank you.
 
2012-10-13 11:45:30 PM  

cman: Now this farker has got it goin on


I wonder if that cat is real.
 
2012-10-13 11:46:55 PM  
Here's my "mess" circa 1997 or so.

i48.tinypic.com


we'refromthesamestory: cman: [i.imgur.com image 638x479]

Now this farker has got it goin on

That's my room!!


So you have a masturbation station, too?
 
2012-10-13 11:48:18 PM  
Oh and GET AN ASHTRAY FOR F*CK'S SAKE.
 
2012-10-13 11:57:09 PM  
That cat is totes real yo.
 
2012-10-14 12:12:19 AM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

[i.imgur.com image 850x628]


I agree. It's the lone portrait on the wall that gets to me. It's the one and only thing that represents someone important to the owner of the room, and it's surrounded by squalor, filth, and a GameCube.
 
2012-10-14 12:14:33 AM  
My room is "bachelor clean". It needs a good dusting and vacuuming and maybe the bed isn't made, but everything is generally put away and organized enough to qualify as "lived in". I definitely wash dishes and don't let food/drinks pile up around my computer. Oh, and I also own plates.

/Mister fancy
 
2012-10-14 12:15:56 AM  
#13 had a nice uncluttered look

relative to the others, natch
 
2012-10-14 12:16:21 AM  
 
2012-10-14 12:16:44 AM  
oh god. This is gonna be my son in a few years. Pick any one of them. I was just giving him a lecture about this sort of thing today.
 
2012-10-14 12:17:56 AM  

Methadone Girls: i.imgur.com

OMG. why??? bleh.


ToxicMunkee: *swoon*

He is dreamy.


Notice the slightly yellow colors in those water bottles. My guess it isn't Lipton's Instant Ice Tea (TM)....
 
2012-10-14 12:17:59 AM  
i.imgur.com

Good man. He scans and uploads.

I salute you, sir.
 
2012-10-14 12:18:42 AM  
Ok, I admit it... it's 4chans....as reported by Reddit...
 
2012-10-14 12:21:03 AM  
my mind keeps wandering to Hercules cleaning the Augean stables.

duxfemina.wikispaces.com
 
2012-10-14 12:22:45 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

Good man. He scans and uploads.

I salute you, sir.


Oh, I just now see a tiny plastic pair of boobs. Well, feel free to delete that, mods.
 
2012-10-14 12:24:25 AM  
i172.photobucket.com

This one looks like my son's room.
 
2012-10-14 12:24:28 AM  

Warchild: I suddenly feel so much better about myself.


SO much this! Was just dreading having to straighten up in the living room today, and when I saw those pics, I was comforted in the knowledge that, even if I failed to straighten up today, my house is far cleaner and tidier than any of those. Yeesh!

/Going to tidy up now!
 
2012-10-14 12:24:46 AM  
1I'd say none of them belong to any farkers; but you may want to ask the same question to the people over at reddit since that's where this link was stolen from.

/jesus h. christ, assmitter; give credit where credit is due.

//have a nice day! :)
 
2012-10-14 12:24:52 AM  

My computer desk may be piled with papers and the room has more wiring in it than an underground utility tunnel, but I have zero food or beverages laying around. I already have enough problems with fruitflies and mice without giving them their own personal buffet in my apartment.

I've never had a keyboard this gross.


i.imgur.com

 
2012-10-14 12:24:53 AM  
Wow, some of ya'll are disgusting. Yeah, YOU.... you Romney voter.
 
2012-10-14 12:25:57 AM  
That is some seriously sick shiat.

How bad of a person do you have to be to be banished to the crawl space???
 
2012-10-14 12:28:21 AM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.


Does that say "rape sux" on the wall? We discovered what the 'somehow' is...
 
2012-10-14 12:29:26 AM  

Delay: I like this one. Except for the highway cone.

[i.imgur.com image 850x637]


Hey, Everyone needs something to love, don't judge
 
2012-10-14 12:30:27 AM  
I knew someone who's space could have been on that photoset

but the lack of porn, and or sex toys makes me sure he wasn't in there
 
2012-10-14 12:31:23 AM  
Why does this make me think that all the owners of the rooms are about 500 lbs... and male?

/It's probably because men are disgusting
 
2012-10-14 12:32:17 AM  
They all remind me of my own basement. With much, much less semen stains, however.
 
2012-10-14 12:33:14 AM  
Ya know, I have a new keyboard in my closet just in case I do something nasty to the workhorse. I couldn't imagine smoking around my computers, let alone ashing all over my keyboard.

Are most of these squatters?
 
2012-10-14 12:33:34 AM  
Ok, who let you guys into the Crow house?
 
TWX
2012-10-14 12:33:58 AM  

Baz the Spaz: That is some seriously sick shiat.

How bad of a person do you have to be to be banished to the crawl space???


I kinda liked that one actually. If the space is sealed up well enough to prevent critters from coming in then it might be nice, cool space for the computers and for the user if that's what one likes. If the ground is rocked then it might even be somewhat clean.

Of course I'm strange, I'd be happy to make my home a large cave- I'd probably add walls and segment out rooms, but it'd be interesting to have a semi-unexplored inner chamber past the house, further into the ground.
 
2012-10-14 12:34:01 AM  
These pictures help me understand the psyche of 4chan posters.
 
2012-10-14 12:34:21 AM  

skinink: My computer desk may be piled with papers and the room has more wiring in it than an underground utility tunnel, but I have zero food or beverages laying around. I already have enough problems with fruitflies and mice without giving them their own personal buffet in my apartment.

I've never had a keyboard this gross.
[i.imgur.com image 850x637]


I have. The guy sat across the hall from me and you could smell him from where I sat. And I shared an office with a chain smorker.
 
2012-10-14 12:35:32 AM  
Those are some foul motherFarkers. Fom whence came these photos?
 
2012-10-14 12:36:36 AM  
At least most of those aren't potentially lethal:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-14 12:37:20 AM  
I actually shivered from the grossness of it all.
 
2012-10-14 12:40:03 AM  
Notice how they all use Windows - very mainstream I guess.

When I was living in my truck it never looked like this.
1989, three weeks in January. Showers at school, study in the library, sleep at the McD's on the highway.
I don't recommend it - just something to live through.



I'm not fastidious, just organized, these are for the most part, just slovenly
 
2012-10-14 12:40:48 AM  

wiredroach: At least most of those aren't potentially lethal:

[i.imgur.com image 500x421]


Hey, Starcraft in Korea is serious business.
 
2012-10-14 12:41:47 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

Good man. He scans and uploads.

I salute you, sir.


Scary thing about that is he still uses a CRT, even though with the 360 game case sitting there we know it's within the last 7 years.
 
2012-10-14 12:42:32 AM  
i.imgur.com

Are those bottles in the back filled with urine?
 
2012-10-14 12:42:49 AM  

Shaunn: Ok, I admit it... it's 4chans....as reported by Reddit...


...And you biatched about it on Fark.

i181.photobucket.com

The chain is complete.
 
2012-10-14 12:43:45 AM  

WeenerGord: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

Are those bottles in the back filled with urine?


Peejugs are the mark of an educated man.

+1 to the guy with a Yukari Yakumo poster
 
2012-10-14 12:44:13 AM  

wildcardjack: Ya know, I have a new keyboard in my closet just in case I do something nasty to the workhorse. I couldn't imagine smoking around my computers, let alone ashing all over my keyboard.

Are most of these squatters?


A good number of them appear to be. Considering this is from 4chan, a lot of them are probably on registries somewhere that require them to live a certain distance from schools, to the point that they can't legally exist anywhere.
 
2012-10-14 12:44:25 AM  

WeenerGord: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

Are those bottles in the back filled with urine?


I like that the screensaver is an image of the filth and squalor the machine is ensconced in.
 
2012-10-14 12:44:47 AM  
In June of this year, I cleaned my entire apartment. In so doing, I cleaned my bedroom and my computer room, neither of which had been properly cleaned since I had taken residence in 2007.

Absolutely no room of my apartment was as filthy as were the majority of rooms depicted at the linked site. While my computer room contained an extensive collection of clutter that I eventually discarded, the clutter consisted primarily of unused electronic components and a small quantity of packaging items for electronic devices. I admit to living uncleanly, but I will never leave perishable items lying in the open; when finished with any food item, I discard any remnants immediately.

Had my apartment appeared in a state similar to the majority of rooms depicted, I would have "cleaned" it with flammable chemicals and a lighter. I would have also, out of shame, remained inside of the apartment for the duration of the "cleaning".
 
2012-10-14 12:44:57 AM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

[i.imgur.com image 850x628]


That's because he owns a Wii
 
2012-10-14 12:45:09 AM  

skinink: My computer desk may be piled with papers and the room has more wiring in it than an underground utility tunnel, but I have zero food or beverages laying around. I already have enough problems with fruitflies and mice without giving them their own personal buffet in my apartment.

I've never had a keyboard this gross.
[i.imgur.com image 850x637]


That's an AWFUL lot of Cheeto dust...
 
2012-10-14 12:47:09 AM  
I've worked on a few of those computers. It's amazing how much tar/resin the cooling fans pick up.
 
2012-10-14 12:48:26 AM  
i.imgur.com

I'm sure that the exercise equipment pictured has been used.

/not really.
 
2012-10-14 12:48:59 AM  
Ok, the one with the wall to wall beer boxes?

...not mine, but I've done similar. Had a problem. Don't drink any more. Mine was worse. Apartment's better (though fark me not like it could be worse), and I payed the old one handsomely/cleaned it decently when I moved out from sheer guilt.
 
2012-10-14 12:49:19 AM  

Ceteris Paribus says: ToxicMunkee: Humans are disgusting.

Not me!

I'm lovely. And clean.


Bahahaha!!! :D
 
2012-10-14 12:49:58 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

[i.imgur.com image 850x628]

I agree. It's the lone portrait on the wall that gets to me. It's the one and only thing that represents someone important to the owner of the room, and it's surrounded by squalor, filth, and a GameCube.


The picture is of Satoru Iwata, the CEO of.. Nintendo.
 
2012-10-14 12:52:42 AM  

WeenerGord: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

Are those bottles in the back filled with urine?


Yup and the one in front lol
 
2012-10-14 12:52:59 AM  

WeenerGord: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

Are those bottles in the back filled with urine?


Doubt it. It seems like an Ilusion to me. Look behind and around the bottle and you find cig butts everywhere. That is what I think gives it that color.

Either that or he mixed redbull with something. Or it is piss. Anything could be true.
 
2012-10-14 12:54:07 AM  

wiredroach: At least most of those aren't potentially lethal:


Fun fact: Those kids are on the 3rd floor, and it's not wet outside...
 
2012-10-14 12:54:57 AM  

skinink: My computer desk may be piled with papers and the room has more wiring in it than an underground utility tunnel, but I have zero food or beverages laying around. I already have enough problems with fruitflies and mice without giving them their own personal buffet in my apartment.

I've never had a keyboard this gross.
[i.imgur.com image 850x637]


I don't understand how someone could use use that; just seeing the picture makes me want to vomit. The only thing I would ever willingly touch that for would be to move it into a garbage bag, and the only thing I would touch it with is the bag itself (and I would still wear gloves).
 
2012-10-14 12:56:16 AM  
My house looks terrible, but I feel better about it after looking at these.
 
2012-10-14 12:57:29 AM  
Haven't these people figured out when it is time to file a thirty day notice and move to a clean place?
 
2012-10-14 12:58:04 AM  
I'm guessing at least some of these are photos of places where cops have served child porn search warrants.
 
2012-10-14 01:00:31 AM  

cman: WeenerGord: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

Are those bottles in the back filled with urine?

Doubt it. It seems like an Ilusion to me. Look behind and around the bottle and you find cig butts everywhere. That is what I think gives it that color.

Either that or he mixed redbull with something. Or it is piss. Anything could be true.


It's piss, I guarantee it. I used to have a friend who did that. Hell, that might be his room for all I know. Newports were his brand.
 
2012-10-14 01:02:30 AM  
Cleanliness is godliness
globalnerdy.com
 
2012-10-14 01:03:34 AM  

LoneVVolf: wiredroach: At least most of those aren't potentially lethal:


Fun fact: Those kids are on the 3rd floor, and it's not wet outside...


It's just their own urine from a 3-week nonstop sesh.
 
2012-10-14 01:03:39 AM  

WeenerGord: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

Are those bottles in the back filled with urine?


Yes.

LoneVVolf: wiredroach: At least most of those aren't potentially lethal:


Fun fact: Those kids are on the 3rd floor, and it's not wet outside...


Yeah, a gamer lounge with a hot tub seems like a good idea until someone shiats in it.
 
2012-10-14 01:04:53 AM  
Which pic is from your next door neighbor?

Got ya thinking about this crap seriously now huh!
 
2012-10-14 01:05:47 AM  

Gurlugon: WeenerGord: [i.imgur.com image 850x637] Are those bottles in the back filled with urine?

Peejugs are the mark of an educated man.


So the uneducated man or woman sits nekkid in a chair like this and just pees right through the chair onto the floor? 
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-14 01:06:58 AM  

UsikFark: Fun fact: Those kids are on the 3rd floor, and it's not wet outside...

Yeah, a gamer lounge with a hot tub seems like a good idea until someone shiats in it.


Yes it does
 
2012-10-14 01:07:52 AM  
 
2012-10-14 01:08:16 AM  
Puke thread!
 
2012-10-14 01:08:24 AM  
Believe me, I would fire the maid long before my place got that disgusting.
 
2012-10-14 01:10:13 AM  

calbert: my mind keeps wandering to Hercules cleaning the Augean stables.

[duxfemina.wikispaces.com image 800x650]


I think that even Hercules would fail to clean some of those rooms.
 
2012-10-14 01:14:42 AM  

Shakin_Haitian: Sock Ruh Tease: Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

[i.imgur.com image 850x628]

I agree. It's the lone portrait on the wall that gets to me. It's the one and only thing that represents someone important to the owner of the room, and it's surrounded by squalor, filth, and a GameCube.

The picture is of Satoru Iwata, the CEO of.. Nintendo.


So were you raped, or do you just hate rape in general? If it's the first, I hope the bastard is in jail.
 
2012-10-14 01:15:45 AM  
I WISH!!
 
2012-10-14 01:16:35 AM  
i135.photobucket.com

My setup, there are so many daisy chained power strips, misc cables and UPS under the bench that I am not gonna show em in case the fire marshal is a farker tho...
 
2012-10-14 01:17:25 AM  

rugby-n-beers: Shakin_Haitian: Sock Ruh Tease: Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

[i.imgur.com image 850x628]

I agree. It's the lone portrait on the wall that gets to me. It's the one and only thing that represents someone important to the owner of the room, and it's surrounded by squalor, filth, and a GameCube.

The picture is of Satoru Iwata, the CEO of.. Nintendo.

So were you raped, or do you just hate rape in general? If it's the first, I hope the bastard is in jail.


Maybe Satoru Iwata raped his childhood?
 
2012-10-14 01:17:39 AM  
Christ. Even at my messiest I've always at least taken out the f*cking trash.
 
2012-10-14 01:18:12 AM  

skinink: My computer desk may be piled with papers and the room has more wiring in it than an underground utility tunnel, but I have zero food or beverages laying around. I already have enough problems with fruitflies and mice without giving them their own personal buffet in my apartment.

I've never had a keyboard this gross.


i.imgur.com



I can't tell if they've dripped food onto it or puked on it and just wiped the keys off. Tough call.
 
2012-10-14 01:18:52 AM  
These pics remind me of yet another reason I'm glad the ex finally moved out. She's a farking pig.
 
2012-10-14 01:20:36 AM  

adeist69: skinink: My computer desk may be piled with papers and the room has more wiring in it than an underground utility tunnel, but I have zero food or beverages laying around. I already have enough problems with fruitflies and mice without giving them their own personal buffet in my apartment.

I've never had a keyboard this gross.


[i.imgur.com image 850x637]


I can't tell if they've dripped food onto it or puked on it and just wiped the keys off. Tough call.


I hope that's cat hair
 
2012-10-14 01:20:43 AM  

daywin: Mine needs a good cleaning

[img.photobucket.com image 850x911]


Hey! I LIKE that Mission-style furniture, whar do I buy?
 
2012-10-14 01:21:08 AM  

uber humper: adeist69: skinink: My computer desk may be piled with papers and the room has more wiring in it than an underground utility tunnel, but I have zero food or beverages laying around. I already have enough problems with fruitflies and mice without giving them their own personal buffet in my apartment.

I've never had a keyboard this gross.


[i.imgur.com image 850x637]


I can't tell if they've dripped food onto it or puked on it and just wiped the keys off. Tough call.

I hope that's cat hair


Whatever you do, don't press the Alt button
 
2012-10-14 01:21:15 AM  

WeenerGord: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

Are those bottles in the back filled with urine?


That seems to be the general consensus.
 
2012-10-14 01:22:09 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: WeenerGord: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

Are those bottles in the back filled with urine?

That seems to be the general consensus.


What's every one looking at ME for?
 
2012-10-14 01:22:16 AM  
Why are Farkers posting pics of their computer areas?
 
2012-10-14 01:23:15 AM  
Those aren't apartments. They are squats.

Except for the 5th from the bottom: that is the squat of an über-Geek. Probably a hacker or a video game designer. Definitely a Dilbert.
 
2012-10-14 01:23:58 AM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

i.imgur.com


Living with a CRT? Like, I KNOW, man!

It's like a Fallout secret area. I'm automatically looking for the footlocker to pick the lock on
 
2012-10-14 01:25:11 AM  

libranoelrose: Why are Farkers posting pics of their computer areas?


It's a contest.

And I win.
 
2012-10-14 01:25:12 AM  

moviemarketing: uber humper: adeist69: skinink: My computer desk may be piled with papers and the room has more wiring in it than an underground utility tunnel, but I have zero food or beverages laying around. I already have enough problems with fruitflies and mice without giving them their own personal buffet in my apartment.

I've never had a keyboard this gross.


[i.imgur.com image 850x637]


I can't tell if they've dripped food onto it or puked on it and just wiped the keys off. Tough call.

I hope that's cat hair

Whatever you do, don't press the Alt button


He'd have to be an expert touch typer. And have a hell of an immune system.

But that is a benefit these guys have, their immune system would be like Fort Knox
 
2012-10-14 01:26:08 AM  
I feel a lot better about myself now.
 
2012-10-14 01:26:11 AM  
Some of those cluttery ones remind me of my set-up, except that all of my stuff is important.
 
2012-10-14 01:26:16 AM  

libranoelrose: Why are Farkers posting pics of their computer areas?


It's kinda like Lifehacker show your workplace... but 4-chan
 
2012-10-14 01:27:03 AM  

Dougie AXP: Ok, who let you guys into the Crow house?


*henry hacker*
 
2012-10-14 01:27:31 AM  
Some filthy brown walls in some of those pics. What do you have to do to get the walls that dirty? Rub your ass on them?
 
2012-10-14 01:28:01 AM  

adeist69: skinink: My computer desk may be piled with papers and the room has more wiring in it than an underground utility tunnel, but I have zero food or beverages laying around. I already have enough problems with fruitflies and mice without giving them their own personal buffet in my apartment.

I've never had a keyboard this gross.


[i.imgur.com image 850x637]


I can't tell if they've dripped food onto it or puked on it and just wiped the keys off. Tough call.


i.imgur.com

For some reason that hair spanning I-O-P (and beyond) is the grossest part to me
 
2012-10-14 01:31:14 AM  

vudukungfu: Dougie AXP: Ok, who let you guys into the Crow house?

*henry hacker*


I was hoping you'd show up.
 
2012-10-14 01:31:29 AM  

Oznog: Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

[i.imgur.com image 850x628]

Living with a CRT? Like, I KNOW, man!

It's like a Fallout secret area. I'm automatically looking for the footlocker to pick the lock on


This looks like one of the rooms that one might find rented to a foreign student in Toronto, up near York U. Plan - buy house. Split the house into 10 bedrooms. Stick a student in each bedroom and charge them $400 / month rent. Use all available space in the house (obviously including the unfinished basement). Profit. Profit HUGE.

(since the students really don't know who to complain to and don't have first and last for a new place either).
 
2012-10-14 01:32:11 AM  
I think I should try smoking again after seeing some of those pictures.
Maybe I was really missing out on something.
 
2012-10-14 01:33:00 AM  
i.imgur.com

Is that a picture of Tattoo on the wall?

/ de plane de plane
 
2012-10-14 01:33:13 AM  
i.imgur.com

Winner.
 
2012-10-14 01:33:54 AM  

Dougie AXP:

I was hoping you'd show up.


Apparently, I've been busted.
Or, at least, have a stalker, judging by the photos.
 
2012-10-14 01:34:12 AM  
I feel much better about the empty yogurt carton, empty starbucks cup, and half full ashtray.
 
2012-10-14 01:34:38 AM  

Triumph: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

Winner.


That looks exactly like a crow bro's room I used to visit.
 
2012-10-14 01:36:31 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

Good man. He scans and uploads.

I salute you, sir.


And has a nude Cattleya statue next to his monitor.
 
2012-10-14 01:39:05 AM  
i've had sex with pic number 1. and no I am not posting in the wrong thread
 
2012-10-14 01:39:45 AM  
Wow. These certainly make me feel better about where I live.

uglyhousephotos.com

/thanks for not charging rent, mom!
 
2012-10-14 01:39:52 AM  
Hah. You wish, Subby.

I live in the attic! Take that, stereotypes.

/weeps softly
 
2012-10-14 01:40:10 AM  
i.imgur.com

This guy posts on /a/. He apparently lives in the crawl space under his mothers house without her knowing about it. Actually a lot of those pictures are from /a/ and /jp/...
 
2012-10-14 01:40:22 AM  

Oznog: Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

[i.imgur.com image 850x628]

Living with a CRT? Like, I KNOW, man!

It's like a Fallout secret area. I'm automatically looking for the footlocker to pick the lock on


It becomes even more sad when you realize that long plastic bin without a lid is probably his/her bed.
 
2012-10-14 01:40:36 AM  
I'm stuck between 'What a bunch of farking pigs', 'wow. SOMEONE needs to see a therapist' and 'Quick! Call "HOARDERS!"'.
 
2012-10-14 01:41:13 AM  
Reminds me... I need to get more shelving.
 
2012-10-14 01:41:45 AM  

The Voice of Doom: Some of those aren't too bad.

Kinda sad to see "making the best out of what you have" thrown into the same pot as the filth and garbage heaps.


Which ones weren't too bad?!? Your idea of bad and mine are completely different apparently. Everyone of those spaces needs to be nuked in order to be fit for human habitation sometime in the future.
 
2012-10-14 01:42:52 AM  

kvinesknows: i've had sex with pic number 1. and no I am not posting in the wrong thread


How was it? Tell us all about him and why his chair has holes in the seat.
 
2012-10-14 01:42:55 AM  
Thank God for iPad. I can trash any Hooter's I want and walk away from it. They don't particularly care for my fapping, though.
 
2012-10-14 01:42:57 AM  
The bus one is not too bad, but the rest are causing me to have OCD tendencies I did not know I had.
 
2012-10-14 01:46:30 AM  
i.imgur.com

Contains more dried semen than the cast of the Jersey Shorevafter a typical Friday night.
 
2012-10-14 01:46:33 AM  

Evil Canadian: Oznog: Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

[i.imgur.com image 850x628]

Living with a CRT? Like, I KNOW, man!

It's like a Fallout secret area. I'm automatically looking for the footlocker to pick the lock on

This looks like one of the rooms that one might find rented to a foreign student in Toronto, up near York U. Plan - buy house. Split the house into 10 bedrooms. Stick a student in each bedroom and charge them $400 / month rent. Use all available space in the house (obviously including the unfinished basement). Profit. Profit HUGE.

(since the students really don't know who to complain to and don't have first and last for a new place either).



It has that "the only entrance is a hole in the ceiling" vibe to me, I wonder how much lotion it must rub into its skin to get a new game system?
 
2012-10-14 01:47:13 AM  
This fellow gets a pass from me...he's not so much slovenly as he is Russian. That might be the nicest place in town.

i.imgur.com

And this guy's just cool:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-14 01:47:34 AM  
imageshack.us

Went to a discount office furniture store, desk and bookshelf for $150. 

/no one actually sits in the red chairs
 
2012-10-14 01:49:31 AM  
Oh, dear Primus! I might not have the sanest, orderliest private space, but some of those pics made my humble PC set-up shudder. Even two of the three crawl-spacey ones aren't as craptasticular as the others that look like you can smell them through your monitor. Even if I do have one of those EZ Eyes keyboards, that you can spill water on with no problem, I am going to do my damndest to keep it clean and neat, I never want to have any keyboard of mine look so unhealthy. Some of those set-ups would make a Fornit retch!

/eerrrgh, both my compy and I are nauseated.
 
2012-10-14 01:50:40 AM  
wow. just wow.
i could have NEVER imagined any of that even if i tried.

the photos of the ones with the cig butts, .... can you just imagine what that place smells like?

im a non smoker but everybody in my family smokes, so im kinda used to it but NONE of them are anything even remotely close to any of those.
 
2012-10-14 01:51:28 AM  

adeist69: skinink: My computer desk may be piled with papers and the room has more wiring in it than an underground utility tunnel, but I have zero food or beverages laying around. I already have enough problems with fruitflies and mice without giving them their own personal buffet in my apartment.

I've never had a keyboard this gross.


[i.imgur.com image 850x637]


I can't tell if they've dripped food onto it or puked on it and just wiped the keys off. Tough call.


It looks like he may have horked on the keyboard, let it dry, then just kept using the thing until the crusted vomit was worn off the tops of the keys.
 
2012-10-14 01:52:13 AM  

roblarky: [imageshack.us image 800x533]

Went to a discount office furniture store, desk and bookshelf for $150. 

/no one actually sits in the red chairs


Nice start. SO, 6 month's before your showcased in TFA?
 
2012-10-14 01:55:56 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

Good man. He scans and uploads.

I salute you, sir.


The really sad thing is that hearing this one comment would probably be the highlight of his month.
 
2012-10-14 02:02:18 AM  
A small part of my brain wants to know more of the story behind some of these, since most of them cannot be legitimate living spaces, right? These are some kind of hobo hacker hideouts, right?

A bigger part of my brain is content to remain ignorant.
 
2012-10-14 02:02:43 AM  

Eve L. Koont: Why does this make me think that all the owners of the rooms are about 500 lbs... and male?

/It's probably because men are disgusting


Still no counseling huh Butch?
 
2012-10-14 02:07:12 AM  

roblarky: Went to a discount office furniture store, desk and bookshelf for $150. 

/no one actually sits in the red chairs


Nice to see a normal looking office. Thank you! It is like eye bleach.
 
2012-10-14 02:08:26 AM  
Is it weird that the dude living in a bus is the tidiest of all these crazies?
 
2012-10-14 02:10:03 AM  
Deedeemarz
Which ones weren't too bad?!?


The ones that were mostly clean and just lacked furniture or wallpaper.


Also, the one with the stuff rigged above the bed gets a pass for DIY-initiative and the fat fluffy white cat on the bed that most people probably didn't even notice; vacuum the carpet and I'm okay with it.
 
2012-10-14 02:12:34 AM  

Methadone Girls: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

OMG. why??? bleh.


ToxicMunkee: *swoon*

He is dreamy.


I think those bottles are full of urine.

/it puts the lotion on the skin
 
2012-10-14 02:13:09 AM  
That is how I imagine all of you here.
 
2012-10-14 02:15:06 AM  

Methadone Girls: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

OMG. why??? bleh.


That one with the keyboard covered in ashes and halfway melted, but a perfectly functional computer, monitor and mouse, is pretty clearly posed. It's probably some college kid's art project. They clue is the cigarette butts - they're way too uniform and clean.
 
2012-10-14 02:20:04 AM  
 
2012-10-14 02:25:20 AM  
Ugh, these photos look like they're ripped directly from The Gamer's Sex Guide. Absolutely, completely disgusting.
 
2012-10-14 02:30:32 AM  

fragMasterFlash: I feel so schmutzig right now

/entschuldigung


I ate Ziguernoschnitzel for dinner, so I'm really bekommen einen Kick...
 
2012-10-14 02:35:03 AM  
Ziguernerschnitzel
 
2012-10-14 02:39:35 AM  

libranoelrose: Ziguernerschnitzel


Gesundheit.
 
2012-10-14 02:40:57 AM  
Gah, that's horrific.
 
2012-10-14 02:44:55 AM  

roblarky: [imageshack.us image 800x533]

Went to a discount office furniture store, desk and bookshelf for $150. 

/no one actually sits in the red chairs


Husker fan are we?
 
2012-10-14 02:46:46 AM  
I normally would have thought these smoking pictures were all bullshiat staged stuff; however,
I was delivering pizzas, many years ago, and happenned upon a fellow drivers car.
My coworkers care was a Ford Festiva. The gear shifter had a cone of ash and butts around like half a volcano.

Now, how the fark is it that inconvenient to dump an ashtray out the window?
 
2012-10-14 02:54:04 AM  
Yeah ... so, I should really clean up around here.
 
2012-10-14 03:03:52 AM  
Driving home one evening I noticed a neighbor I did not know face down near his front porch. Thinking he might be dead, I screeched to a stop. Turns out he was drunk as hell. Got him to his feet and walked him into his house. From the outside, the house was very nice split level home. However, the inside was from a horror movie. Never saw anything like that in my life from such a nice neighborhood. Carpet must have had 300 burn marks from cigarettes. How the place never went up in flames is beyond me.
 
2012-10-14 03:10:41 AM  

Mr. Murder: Smoking is gross in general, but kissing a girl that smokes Newports is a whole notha level.


Uh, you're on the wrong side of her.
 
2012-10-14 03:16:49 AM  

Summoner101: libranoelrose: Ziguernerschnitzel

Gesundheit.


Bitte ein Bit!
 
2012-10-14 03:24:03 AM  

martid4: Mr. Murder: Smoking is gross in general, but kissing a girl that smokes Newports is a whole notha level.

Uh, you're on the wrong side of her.


lol
 
2012-10-14 03:25:23 AM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

www.trilobite.org


It has that "secretly living in the maintenance area of a building" vibe.
(Cool. The <I> tag works on pictures!)
 
2012-10-14 03:25:50 AM  
A lot of these just seem to be the homes of poor people. Not to be all white-knighty and whatnot, but it's uncool to make fun of those.
 
2012-10-14 03:26:05 AM  

Nutsac_Jim: I normally would have thought these smoking pictures were all bullshiat staged stuff; however,
I was delivering pizzas, many years ago, and happenned upon a fellow drivers car.
My coworkers care was a Ford Festiva. The gear shifter had a cone of ash and butts around like half a volcano.

Now, how the fark is it that inconvenient to dump an ashtray out the window?


It's difficult, sir, very difficult.
 
2012-10-14 03:26:24 AM  
libranoelrose
fragMasterFlash:
I feel so schmutzig right now
/entschuldigung

I ate Ziguernoschnitzel for dinner, so I'm really bekommen einen Kick...


Haven't heard that song in a while; rough translation:

Saturday night, half past one
Everybody's wasted, only I'm still going at it
I've been courageous the whole evening, have been hitting on and looked around
right next to you, you sweet broad.
We're talking about movies, what your ex is currently studying
I'm almost falling asleep standing on my feet and yet feign interest
You dig love movies and equestrian sport and I think 'a jockey I would like to be as well, but if possible
right now'

Lets make dirty love, all those wild things one only knows from movies,
which one never calls by name
Lets do dirty love, rub our bodies against each other, lets do it like the animals,
here, henceforth and now

Listen up to what I'm telling you: your place or mine, that's the question.
In the pants all hell has broken loose, but you simply aren't getting it.
I look down your blouse, babe - you look into my face

Lets make dirty love,...
 


/ this one probably fits the pictures a bit better:
"Earwax, greasy collar, foul breath, dirty nails, sweaty pits a plenty, greasy hair and cheesy feet - Take me now, even if I'm stinking...."
 
2012-10-14 03:26:49 AM  
If the i tag works on pictures, what does bold do?

www.trilobite.org
 
2012-10-14 03:29:43 AM  
Ed Grubermann: Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

[www.trilobite.org image 850x566]

It has that "secretly living in the maintenance area of a building" vibe.
(Cool. The <I> tag works on pictures!)


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oohhh you clever, clever troll.
 
2012-10-14 03:31:17 AM  

KangTheMad: Ed Grubermann: Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

[www.trilobite.org image 850x566]

It has that "secretly living in the maintenance area of a building" vibe.
(Cool. The <I> tag works on pictures!)

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oohhh you clever, clever troll.


I'm evil.
 
2012-10-14 03:35:46 AM  

libranoelrose: fragMasterFlash: I feel so schmutzig right now

/entschuldigung

I ate Ziguernoschnitzel for dinner, so I'm really bekommen einen Kick...


You ate Gypsy cutlets? All these years I've been using veal and venison...
 
2012-10-14 03:37:44 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-14 03:39:09 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: libranoelrose: fragMasterFlash: I feel so schmutzig right now

/entschuldigung

I ate Ziguernoschnitzel for dinner, so I'm really bekommen einen Kick...

You ate Gypsy cutlets? All these years I've been using veal and venison...


Young Gypsy flesh is the best.
 
2012-10-14 03:39:20 AM  

fusillade762: Here's my "mess" circa 1997 or so.


if only i could double favorite you somehow for owning a red sh-101 in the 90s!!
 
2012-10-14 03:42:16 AM  

The Voice of Doom: libranoelrose
fragMasterFlash: I feel so schmutzig right now
/entschuldigung

I ate Ziguernoschnitzel for dinner, so I'm really bekommen einen Kick...

Haven't heard that song in a while; rough translation:

Saturday night, half past one
Everybody's wasted, only I'm still going at it
I've been courageous the whole evening, have been hitting on and looked around
right next to you, you sweet broad.
We're talking about movies, what your ex is currently studying
I'm almost falling asleep standing on my feet and yet feign interest
You dig love movies and equestrian sport and I think 'a jockey I would like to be as well, but if possible
right now'

Lets make dirty love, all those wild things one only knows from movies,
which one never calls by name
Lets do dirty love, rub our bodies against each other, lets do it like the animals,
here, henceforth and now

Listen up to what I'm telling you: your place or mine, that's the question.
In the pants all hell has broken loose, but you simply aren't getting it.
I look down your blouse, babe - you look into my face

Lets make dirty love,... 


/ this one probably fits the pictures a bit better:
"Earwax, greasy collar, foul breath, dirty nails, sweaty pits a plenty, greasy hair and cheesy feet - Take me now, even if I'm stinking...."


WTF?
 
2012-10-14 03:49:49 AM  

Shades: A lot of these just seem to be the homes of poor people. Not to be all white-knighty and whatnot, but it's uncool to make fun of those.


Rich or poor, no one should be living with gallons of urine in bottles on their desk or mountains made out of thousands of cigarette butts and beer cans around them. The vast majority of people (rich or poor) don't live in squalor like this, pretty much nobody does unless they are suffering from some form of mental illness.

There are some pics showing poor people obviously living in squats in those pics, but those aren't the ones being mocked for the most part.
 
2012-10-14 03:52:54 AM  

Great Janitor: [i.imgur.com image 800x600]

Contains more dried semen than the cast of the Jersey Shorevafter a typical Friday night.


Oof...I'm embarrassed to say that not only can I identify some of those figures, I own at least one of them. It was a phase I was going through in college, okay?

/Guy likes his Type-Moon
 
2012-10-14 03:53:59 AM  
WTF!?

This is a promo for a new show for 'hoarders' isn't it? Maybe 'Worlds Worst Tenants'.

The majority of those guys have got to be living secretly in basements, abandoned buildings and in one, an old bus.

I've always considered myself a bit of a slob, but after seeing those places, I feel 100% better.

How can those smokers use their keyboards? I smoke and if my ashtray falls over and empties on my keyboard, it stops working. I take it apart and clean it out. Actually, every few months with any keyboard I take them apart and clean them. (Aside from most laptops. Those frikkin keyboards can't be cleaned just replaced.)

Having bottle of pee about the computer, IMO, is disgusting. Poke them elsewhere if you MUST use them. Knock a few over, short out your machine and see just how fast the computer shops will throw you out once they get a wiff.
In some of those places, I figure the rats must be living high and in others, I wonder why they can't afford some Wal-Mart cheap paint and slap some on their peeling, moldy walls.

I must be doing something wrong. Every year I have to haul my system in to get it straightened out and I clean the thing, blow the dust out with a compressor, clean the keyboards and forever clean my marble mouse. I'm using an ancient monitor that I got from a bank, analogue, and it's still running after about 5 years -- though I replace keyborads a lot.

NOT because I trashed them but because the letters wear off the keys. (No one laser etches the things on anymore.) My Sony Viao laptop keyboard cracked a couple of those rubber 'suction cups' under the keys and you can't dig them out to replace them. Then the contacts on the keys wore out, so I just replaced the whole keyboard. ($30 on ebay. $75.00 from the company.)

However, the logitech marble mouse doesn't let you get inside to clean out grunge. You have to break the case apart because they use plastic lock pins you can't open. I had to use a Dremel cutting tool last time. Krap gets in along the sides of the buttons, which would be easy to clean out but for their all but wielding the case shut.

That way you have to buy a new mouse.

I don't think I'd even want to shake the hands of most of those people nor have them live next to me.
 
2012-10-14 03:57:33 AM  

Comsamvimes: Great Janitor: [i.imgur.com image 800x600]

Contains more dried semen than the cast of the Jersey Shorevafter a typical Friday night.

Oof...I'm embarrassed to say that not only can I identify some of those figures, I own at least one of them. It was a phase I was going through in college, okay?

/Guy likes his Type-Moon


There is no Gustafson
 
2012-10-14 04:03:48 AM  

libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]


shouldn't the graffiti on wall be changed to 'duke sucks' instead of what it currently says?
 
2012-10-14 04:12:13 AM  

Riche: Shaunn: Ok, I admit it... it's 4chans....as reported by Reddit...

...And you biatched about it on Fark.

[i181.photobucket.com image 590x300]

The chain is complete.


Not quite. Once Buzzfeed & The Chive & Izismile come on board then the chain will be complete.

/It's a Circle(jerk) of (internet)Life kinda thing
 
2012-10-14 04:13:47 AM  

cman: Now this farker has got it goin on


That looks a lot like an old friend of mines set up which was only like that because he broke his back in something like 3 places and both legs.

Some of those look like squatters and others are just mentally disturbed, basically how I picture every TFers computer room.
 
2012-10-14 04:16:20 AM  
I am suddenly incredibly thankful that mine is merely dusty. Blech!
 
2012-10-14 04:20:44 AM  
wambu: Just farking disgusting

Thread needs this.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1231]

I'm sorry, but you have awful taste in women. And mother issues. Fap away son, fap away.
 
2012-10-14 04:21:15 AM  
About a third of them look like mine. The chair isn't visibly broken or soiled yet. There is a countertop between the monitor and kitchen nook that is usually filled with empty Diet Pepsi cans with the overflow ending up in a mound on the floor below -- perhaps as many as 300-400 cans before they literally get underfoot and I end up having to take 1/2 an hour or so to stomp them flat and haul them out. There's usually a dirty bowl laying around somewhere. The visually worst part of the scene is the floor which is full of trash except for narrow pathways, or when it gets really bad, steppingstone-like vacant spots. The trash is generally clean, being castoff items like shopping bags, wire hangers, empty containers, etc., so it's an eyesore rather than an hygienic hazard, and anyway the the carpet beneath looks worse as it hasn't been cleaned in maybe 3 years.

Oddly, it's only bothersome when I picture how others would see it. I almost never want anyone else in my house, so I have no reason to clean it beyond service calls and periodic efforts to clear away the accumulation for mobility's sake. There is even a sort of peace of mind in knowing that no burglar would take the time to search for valuables there.
 
2012-10-14 04:24:24 AM  

my alt's alt's alt: fusillade762: Here's my "mess" circa 1997 or so.

if only i could double favorite you somehow for owning a red sh-101 in the 90s!!


I still own it. Complete with handle and strap. Most of the rest of that gear is gone but I still have the 101. It's my baby, I'll never sell it. :)
 
2012-10-14 04:30:28 AM  

Eve L. Koont: Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

Does that say "rape sux" on the wall? We discovered what the 'somehow' is...


I was about to post this. Definitely intensifies the creepiness. Did the person live here rape someone? Did the man on the wall rape the person who lives here?
 
2012-10-14 04:34:57 AM  
i42.photobucket.com

Poor Kermit. I guess if you're going to fark a pig you're going to end up living like one.

I love how naive some of you farkers are. These aren't 'art projects', or visual illusions - these are nerds who live online and have lost all sense of pride in their homes, and who have decided that pissing in bottles is preferable to interrupting their gaming sessions.

Poverty doesn't really factor into this. My family was not well-off when I was growing up, and we never lived like this. This is full-on internet addiction shaping these environments.

/I'm thinking its time to stop stressing about the unsightly tangle of cords under my desk.
//At least my keyboard isn't covered in diarrhoea.
 
2012-10-14 04:40:06 AM  
it's a man's world here
 
2012-10-14 04:54:20 AM  
Son of a farking biatch, what is wrong with some people?
 
2012-10-14 04:57:08 AM  
And I worry that I haven't dusted my computer desk in two weeks, or that, despite emptying the ashtray twice a day, I only clean it two or three times a week. Still bothered that the leather on my armrests is tearing, though. That looks awful and speaks of overuse.
 
2012-10-14 04:57:50 AM  

Great Janitor: libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

shouldn't the graffiti on wall be changed to 'duke sucks' instead of what it currently says?


probably
 
2012-10-14 05:01:21 AM  
I'll admit, I've been cleaning mine out for a little while now. All the gross stuff is gone, it's just down to old magazines, comics and empty liquor bottles. I even went so far to put some monitors (one from as far back as the '90s) on the curb for pick up.

90% of it is in one room (no basement). It doesn't help when my girlfriend's just as bad and we've been living here by ourselves in a two story three bedroom for almost ten years.
 
2012-10-14 05:03:44 AM  
Surely you have windows you can throw that out of?
 
2012-10-14 05:06:30 AM  
You're giving troglodytes a bad name.
 
2012-10-14 05:14:48 AM  

cryinoutloud: oh god. This is gonna be my son in a few years. Pick any one of them. I was just giving him a lecture about this sort of thing today.


I am sorry to hear of it. I suggest a quiet word from someone to inform him that if he doesn't start to make some serious lifestyle changes right away he'll never have a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg.

The ones who seem to be living in squats or other forms of abject poverty get a pass. They're merely unfortunate. The ones who are content to live and breathe in a swamp of filth and rubbish are at best pitiful and at worst a firetrap and vermin magnet threatening their entire neighbourhoods.
 
2012-10-14 05:26:24 AM  
Call Vamanos Pest
 
2012-10-14 05:27:27 AM  

Shadowtag: I'll admit, I've been cleaning mine out for a little while now. All the gross stuff is gone, it's just down to old magazines, comics and empty liquor bottles. I even went so far to put some monitors (one from as far back as the '90s) on the curb for pick up.

90% of it is in one room (no basement). It doesn't help when my girlfriend's just as bad and we've been living here by ourselves in a two story three bedroom for almost ten years.


wat?
 
2012-10-14 05:29:06 AM  

lousyskater: This guy posts on /a/. He apparently lives in the crawl space under his mothers house without her knowing about it. Actually a lot of those pictures are from /a/ and /jp/...


How much of a douchebag do you have to be to live in a crawlspace in your moms house without her knowing?
 
2012-10-14 05:44:16 AM  

Gordon Bennett: cryinoutloud: oh god. This is gonna be my son in a few years. Pick any one of them. I was just giving him a lecture about this sort of thing today.

I am sorry to hear of it. I suggest a quiet word from someone to inform him that if he doesn't start to make some serious lifestyle changes right away he'll never have a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg.

The ones who seem to be living in squats or other forms of abject poverty get a pass. They're merely unfortunate. The ones who are content to live and breathe in a swamp of filth and rubbish are at best pitiful and at worst a firetrap and vermin magnet threatening their entire neighbourhoods.


I don't understand how any male wouldn't know this already, I was never the cleanest person but if I knew I had a female coming over I would always spend a few hours trying to clean up.
 
2012-10-14 05:45:11 AM  
i.imgur.com

This shows the power and endurance of old style clicky keyboards. Look at the abuse this one has suffered and either it still works or the guy would have thrown it away.


Coffee, pizza, vomit, water, wine, beer, sneezes etc etc etc

takes a knocking and keeps on rocking.
 
2012-10-14 05:47:13 AM  

steamingpile: Gordon Bennett: cryinoutloud: oh god. This is gonna be my son in a few years. Pick any one of them. I was just giving him a lecture about this sort of thing today.

I am sorry to hear of it. I suggest a quiet word from someone to inform him that if he doesn't start to make some serious lifestyle changes right away he'll never have a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg.

The ones who seem to be living in squats or other forms of abject poverty get a pass. They're merely unfortunate. The ones who are content to live and breathe in a swamp of filth and rubbish are at best pitiful and at worst a firetrap and vermin magnet threatening their entire neighbourhoods.

I don't understand how any male wouldn't know this already, I was never the cleanest person but if I knew I had a female coming over I would always spend a few hours trying to clean up.


Do what we did. Make a facebook account for their room, friend them and their friends and post regular profile pictures and status updates

"I`m feeling so alone, neglected, and dirty"...
 
2012-10-14 05:55:45 AM  

Mr. Murder: Those nipples are way too big.


Said no straight male ever.
 
2012-10-14 06:13:08 AM  

Baz the Spaz: That is some seriously sick shiat.

How bad of a person do you have to be to be banished to the crawl space???


Sleeping beside asbestos covered pipes, too.
 
2012-10-14 06:27:31 AM  

McBatt: Someone recently described my computer setup as 'very apple store'. They weren't saying this in a positive way, I think.


I think, perhaps, those computers are for a younger person, no?
 
2012-10-14 06:33:36 AM  

Shadowtag: I'll admit, I've been cleaning mine out for a little while now. All the gross stuff is gone, it's just down to old magazines, comics and empty liquor bottles. I even went so far to put some monitors (one from as far back as the '90s) on the curb for pick up.

90% of it is in one room (no basement). It doesn't help when my girlfriend's just as bad and we've been living here by ourselves in a two story three bedroom for almost ten years.


My wife and I are both pack rats. We've gotten into the habit of having semi-annual purges. It's the only way to keep the clutter under control. Luckily we both have a low tolerance for filth. The house is (more or less) clean. It just fills up with stuff rather quickly.
 
2012-10-14 06:51:51 AM  
showed the article to my wife...

"next time you think I'm a slob, just remember... I could be much worse."
 
2012-10-14 06:52:32 AM  

dready zim: the guy would have thrown it away.


Yeah, everyone in that series throws broken, useless stuff away immediately.
 
2012-10-14 07:11:47 AM  
Jesus Christ... That's disgusting. I don't feel so bad about my own organized chaos now, though...

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-10-14 07:12:39 AM  

Oznog: Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

[i.imgur.com image 850x628]

Living with a CRT? Like, I KNOW, man!

It's like a Fallout secret area. I'm automatically looking for the footlocker to pick the lock on


It's one the left, cleverly disguised as a central vac system.
 
2012-10-14 07:23:30 AM  

Eve L. Koont: Why does this make me think that all the owners of the rooms are about 500 lbs... and male?

/It's probably because men are disgusting


Could be a couple crazy cat ladies in there too.
 
2012-10-14 07:30:34 AM  

dready zim: This shows the power and endurance of old style clicky keyboards.


That's not a mechanical keyboard.
 
2012-10-14 07:48:50 AM  

Methadone Girls: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

OMG. why??? bleh.

.


Just noticed that the powerade bottles are.......refilled......ugh.

Also this guy is probably online complaining about his 360 giving a RROD.
 
2012-10-14 07:50:20 AM  
i.imgur.com

Looks exactyly how my brothers room looked when I finally got him to move out of my house. Just add more bottles of piss, take away most of the ash and add more cigarette butts, throw a bunch of dried spit on the walls and add a very disgusting mattress on the floor next to it. Worst thing I ever had to clean up.
 
2012-10-14 07:56:56 AM  
The heavily-graffitied room about 20 down/7 from the bottom looked familiar at first glance, but then I realized that it was missing several elements (more use of brightly colored paint, CD longbox fronts glued to the walls, etc) that made my bedroom distinctive from age 16 to 23.
 
2012-10-14 08:07:02 AM  
Why do I have the feeling this is at least half of the guys that try to hit on me on team speak?

/I keed
 
2012-10-14 08:45:00 AM  

McBatt: I just realized the water bottle at the front, and all of the powerade bottles behind the monitor, are all filled with urine.


I would bet it's cigarette butts. A single cigg butt in the water will give it that color after an hour two. But yeah, still gross.
 
2012-10-14 08:52:51 AM  

wambu: Just farking disgusting

Thread needs this.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1231]


Who is that woman? I see her pop up from time to time on Fark as a regular.
 
2012-10-14 08:53:44 AM  

theBigBigEye: Son of a farking biatch, what is wrong with some people?


Honestly I would have say a lot of these people are somewhat mentally ill. I don't mean that offensively. Not retarded or unintelligent, just not well.
 
2012-10-14 09:05:02 AM  
i.imgur.com 

I was just musing that this desktop could be cleaned off in 30 minutes, tops. One bucket, one large garbage bag, and a vacuum. Not deep cleaned, just cleaned off. That's assuming there's a toilet available, and I think there is, since there is no "solid" human waste. The walls and floor would be a bigger effort, for sure.

I have watched a couple of the hoarder shows, and understand that it is a mental illness. But this does not appear to be hoarding, this is sheer laziness. 

Not so cool story: I had to set up an employee years ago with access from his home to work. He had had surgery and was housebound for a few weeks. Unfortunately, I had to go to his house and do some tweaking and training. It was the worst squalor I had ever seen in person. And his wife just sat there the whole time watching me. The worst part: The dirty, stinky socks piled next to his computer IN THE DINING ROOM. I had to go home, take a shower, and change clothes before going back to work. I never told anyone at work about it. He still works there.
 
2012-10-14 09:09:33 AM  

WeenerGord: kvinesknows: i've had sex with pic number 1. and no I am not posting in the wrong thread

How was it? Tell us all about him and why his chair has holes in the seat.


not the person, the actual room
 
2012-10-14 09:12:19 AM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: McBatt: I just realized the water bottle at the front, and all of the powerade bottles behind the monitor, are all filled with urine.

I would bet it's cigarette butts. A single cigg butt in the water will give it that color after an hour two. But yeah, still gross.


Only problem with that theory ... Powerade is not water. You know he didn't rinse out those bottles and bring water back in them. That is definitely what came out as waste, after consuming the original liquid in the Powerade bottle. And anyway, why put your butts in bottle of water, when you could just snuff them out on your desktop?
 
2012-10-14 09:37:32 AM  
For shiats and giggles, I went with a buddy of mine to a street race in birmingham, AL. One of the racers invited us over to his place to smoke, so we obliged. Who turns down a free smoke! Anyway, when we got to his place, he lived in his moms basement and it looked just like the worst of these pictures. It was just depressing. Cigarette butts, red bull, and mountain dew cans everywhere. Pizza boxes stacked higher than me. We got the hell out of there fast.

/CSB
//Low income rural America is what breeds this.
 
2012-10-14 09:48:31 AM  

eraser8: ToxicMunkee: Methadone Girls: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

OMG. why??? bleh.


ToxicMunkee: *swoon*

He is dreamy.

I think about him when I'm peeing in a bottle so that I don't have to get up from the computer.

There are only two legitimate reasons for peeing in a bottle:

1) You're drunk

2) You're driving cross country

Also, there's always the stadium pal...


content9.flixster.com
 
2012-10-14 09:48:52 AM  

bim1154: wambu: Just farking disgusting

Thread needs this.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1231]

Who is that woman? I see her pop up from time to time on Fark as a regular.


Anna Song, do a GIS for her with the safe search off and you will be pleasantly surpised.
 
2012-10-14 09:51:18 AM  

daywin: Mine needs a good cleaning

[img.photobucket.com image 850x911]


Can I hang out at your house? With a garbage bag?
 
2012-10-14 09:53:43 AM  

meow said the dog: Blushing Wall Flower: daywin: Mine needs a good cleaning

[img.photobucket.com image 850x911]

Can I come play maid??

Play maid?


Win
 
2012-10-14 10:02:55 AM  

Igor Jakovsky: bim1154: wambu: Just farking disgusting

Thread needs this.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1231]

Who is that woman? I see her pop up from time to time on Fark as a regular.

Anna Song, do a GIS for her with the safe search off and you will be pleasantly surpised.


Ah yes....

/bookmark this one... bookmark that one
//save for rainy day... wow! today is a rainy day!
 
2012-10-14 10:09:53 AM  

meow said the dog: Oh son of the biatch who was using the account of me and doing the typing as I have just had the notice that this thread has become the green thing. Someone was clearly apprehending the computer of me very much and this causes me much anger as I am the pretty girl with the funny typings and would not have the sexings with anyone with the room such as these. Disgusting you filthy liters.

The office of the TFer:

[i.imgur.com image 450x300]


Close. Not enough books...or bookshelves.
 
2012-10-14 10:10:11 AM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: McBatt: I just realized the water bottle at the front, and all of the powerade bottles behind the monitor, are all filled with urine.

I would bet it's cigarette butts. A single cigg butt in the water will give it that color after an hour two. But yeah, still gross.


And the butts make the water very toxic.
 
2012-10-14 10:21:57 AM  
It just goes to show that no matter how decrepit and depressing the surroundings are, once a person is engrossed in the digital experience, neither the environment nor personal hygiene matter.
I try to keep things interesting, if not too cluttered.
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-14 10:39:41 AM  

ShannonKW: About a third of them look like mine. The chair isn't visibly broken or soiled yet. There is a countertop between the monitor and kitchen nook that is usually filled with empty Diet Pepsi cans with the overflow ending up in a mound on the floor below -- perhaps as many as 300-400 cans before they literally get underfoot and I end up having to take 1/2 an hour or so to stomp them flat and haul them out. There's usually a dirty bowl laying around somewhere. The visually worst part of the scene is the floor which is full of trash except for narrow pathways, or when it gets really bad, steppingstone-like vacant spots. The trash is generally clean, being castoff items like shopping bags, wire hangers, empty containers, etc., so it's an eyesore rather than an hygienic hazard, and anyway the the carpet beneath looks worse as it hasn't been cleaned in maybe 3 years.
Oddly, it's only bothersome when I picture how others would see it. I almost never want anyone else in my house, so I have no reason to clean it beyond service calls and periodic efforts to clear away the accumulation for mobility's sake. There is even a sort of peace of mind in knowing that no burglar would take the time to search for valuables there.


You disgusting pig. You drink Diet Pepsi?

Gordon Bennett: I am sorry to hear of it. I suggest a quiet word from someone to inform him that if he doesn't start to make some serious lifestyle changes right away he'll never have a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg.


Believe me, I have. Maybe I'm not "someone." But I'm somewhat of an expert on depression, addictions, and farking up your life. He doesn't smoke, certainly doesn't pee in empty bottles, but if he didn't live right here in the same house with me.......I asked him if he wanted to be like the fat guy sitting in front of the trashed computer, the internet joke? he had no answer. 

I don't know if I should really grind it in and show him this thread....guess I'd better not, since I'm talking about him here.
 
2012-10-14 10:46:12 AM  
Imagine the smell.
 
2012-10-14 10:46:58 AM  

daywin: Mine needs a good cleaning

[img.photobucket.com image 850x911]


I'll be right over...
 
2012-10-14 10:50:12 AM  
All of them would be living underneath off ramps if it weren't for computer gaming.
 
2012-10-14 10:51:40 AM  
What's with the roll of duct tape in the Rape Sux room?
 
2012-10-14 10:52:45 AM  

McBatt: I just realized the water bottle at the front, and all of the powerade bottles behind the monitor, are all filled with urine.


Reminds me of the time I cleaned up after a tenant who had been shooting up. He left bottles of human waste all over the place. My helper put them in garbage bags and some of them leaked on the way to the dump.

Problem is, it wasn't just urine. I still have no idea how that guy was able to shiat in a jar. Back of the Matrix smelled like an outhouse for weeks even after hosing it down.
 
2012-10-14 10:53:04 AM  

bim1154: wambu: Just farking disgusting

Thread needs this.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1231]

Who is that woman? I see her pop up from time to time on Fark as a regular.


That is Anna Song, also known as Tanya Song.
 
2012-10-14 10:59:25 AM  

Mr. Murder: Stoj: My place is a paradise for the fat chicks I bang.

Dude. You don't bring them home to YOUR place.

What would the neighbors think?


Never mind that - what does your mom think when you're on your way down her basement stairs?
 
2012-10-14 11:01:23 AM  

cryinoutloud: You disgusting pig. You drink Diet Pepsi?


I... I can't help it. It's the only thing that...

Well, it's impossible to explain. I live in Saudi Arabia but I come from cold country in the U.S., so it seems... I guess Arabia shocked my metabolism, in a way. I always need to be drinking something there, and water just doesn't do it. I need a drink of some sort at my elbow or I just don't feel right. I can't explain it.
 
2012-10-14 11:06:54 AM  

lizardbrain: Imagine the smell.


FAP?
 
2012-10-14 11:10:14 AM  
I like this one. Except for the highway cone.

i.imgur.com

At least this guy has a flat screen. And a box spring mattress. I like the shades.

/This guy has class.
 
2012-10-14 11:17:16 AM  

The Voice of Doom: Deedeemarz
Which ones weren't too bad?!?

The ones that were mostly clean and just lacked furniture or wallpaper.


Also, the one with the stuff rigged above the bed gets a pass for DIY-initiative and the fat fluffy white cat on the bed that most people probably didn't even notice; vacuum the carpet and I'm okay with it.


I saw exactly zero that were acceptable. Eeeeeewwwwww.
 
2012-10-14 11:28:13 AM  

ShannonKW: About a third of them look like mine. The chair isn't visibly broken or soiled yet. There is a countertop between the monitor and kitchen nook that is usually filled with empty Diet Pepsi cans with the overflow ending up in a mound on the floor below -- perhaps as many as 300-400 cans before they literally get underfoot and I end up having to take 1/2 an hour or so to stomp them flat and haul them out. There's usually a dirty bowl laying around somewhere. The visually worst part of the scene is the floor which is full of trash except for narrow pathways, or when it gets really bad, steppingstone-like vacant spots. The trash is generally clean, being castoff items like shopping bags, wire hangers, empty containers, etc., so it's an eyesore rather than an hygienic hazard, and anyway the the carpet beneath looks worse as it hasn't been cleaned in maybe 3 years.

Oddly, it's only bothersome when I picture how others would see it. I almost never want anyone else in my house, so I have no reason to clean it beyond service calls and periodic efforts to clear away the accumulation for mobility's sake. There is even a sort of peace of mind in knowing that no burglar would take the time to search for valuables there.


That is the saddest and most disheartening thing I have heard in a long while. You should probably look for some mental health assistance before you do get to the place where your hoard resembles the ones in this thread.
 
2012-10-14 11:32:08 AM  
Drew's office?
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-14 11:33:27 AM  

dready zim: steamingpile: Gordon Bennett: cryinoutloud: oh god. This is gonna be my son in a few years. Pick any one of them. I was just giving him a lecture about this sort of thing today.

I am sorry to hear of it. I suggest a quiet word from someone to inform him that if he doesn't start to make some serious lifestyle changes right away he'll never have a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg.

The ones who seem to be living in squats or other forms of abject poverty get a pass. They're merely unfortunate. The ones who are content to live and breathe in a swamp of filth and rubbish are at best pitiful and at worst a firetrap and vermin magnet threatening their entire neighbourhoods.

I don't understand how any male wouldn't know this already, I was never the cleanest person but if I knew I had a female coming over I would always spend a few hours trying to clean up.

Do what we did. Make a facebook account for their room, friend them and their friends and post regular profile pictures and status updates

"I`m feeling so alone, neglected, and dirty"...


Or, if the offending slob lives under your roof, MAKE HIM KEEP IT CLEAN. My words to my grown one: keep it clean or get out and be a slob at your own place. So now I have a nice guest room, and god only knows what their apartment looks/smells like.
 
2012-10-14 11:34:33 AM  
Nothing there that a little of this wouldn't take care of.
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-10-14 11:35:10 AM  

sexy-fetus: God-is-a-Taco: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

Good man. He scans and uploads.

I salute you, sir.

The really sad thing is that hearing this one comment would probably be the highlight of his month life.


FIFY.
 
2012-10-14 11:43:06 AM  

ShannonKW: There is a countertop between the monitor and kitchen nook that is usually filled with empty Diet Pepsi cans with the overflow ending up in a mound on the floor below -- perhaps as many as 300-400 cans before they literally get underfoot and I end up having to take 1/2 an hour or so to stomp them flat and haul them out.


You could buy a large Rubbermaid trash can, put a bin liner in it, and load your cans in there, and when it was full, just take the bag out and recycle. That trash isn't really "clean" as each can has a few drops of soda left that can leave a sticky mess on the counter and floor. But since it is Diet soda, maybe it will not attract roaches, or do roaches also drink aspartame?

I thought you lived on a ship somewhere.
 
2012-10-14 11:45:30 AM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: theBigBigEye: Son of a farking biatch, what is wrong with some people?

Honestly I would have say a lot of these people are somewhat mentally ill. I don't mean that offensively. Not retarded or unintelligent, just not well.


This is what care for the mentally ill would be like under Romney.
 
2012-10-14 11:47:28 AM  

Fifi Le Pew: ThrobblefootSpectre: McBatt: I just realized the water bottle at the front, and all of the powerade bottles behind the monitor, are all filled with urine.

I would bet it's cigarette butts. A single cigg butt in the water will give it that color after an hour two. But yeah, still gross.

Only problem with that theory ... Powerade is not water. You know he didn't rinse out those bottles and bring water back in them. That is definitely what came out as waste, after consuming the original liquid in the Powerade bottle. And anyway, why put your butts in bottle of water, when you could just snuff them out on your desktop?


Cig butts float too. You'd see them if that's what they were used for.
 
2012-10-14 11:49:06 AM  

Max Awesome: This is full-on internet addiction shaping these environments..


LOL great shoop but you can't entirely blame the internet. I have seen tenants with knee deep trash since way before computers went mainstream. Some people just were not raised to clean their rooms as children. Or are mentally ill.

//At least my keyboard isn't covered in diarrhoea

But what about your trash can?
 
2012-10-14 12:02:17 PM  

eraser8: All I did was look at the pics...and, now, I feel like I need a shower.


This, oh so much. That was horrifying. I don't understand how anyone could live like that. I have some clutter in my house but filth I cannot tolerate.
 
2012-10-14 12:11:05 PM  
Those are not bottles of urine. Those are bottles of water that cigarettes were put out in. Gross, but not as gross as pee bottles.

I had a buddy that liked to spit snuff in Dr.Pepper bottles. He would seriously fill them up all the way up with snuff and saliva before he capped the bottle and started using another one. At one point we finally persuaded him to clean his corner of filth and we found at least a dozen bottles full of snuff juice. In my opinion thats worse than having a few thousand cigarette butts laying around.
 
2012-10-14 12:15:57 PM  

ShannonKW: I live in Saudi Arabia


Oh that's right, Afghanistan, right? So how big are the roaches in Afghanistan?

www.badspiderbites.com

Thanks for your service
 
2012-10-14 12:48:46 PM  

lizardbrain: ThrobblefootSpectre: theBigBigEye: Son of a farking biatch, what is wrong with some people?

Honestly I would have say a lot of these people are somewhat mentally ill. I don't mean that offensively. Not retarded or unintelligent, just not well.

This is what care for the mentally ill would be like under Romney.


Screw that noise. Don't even politifark this.
 
2012-10-14 12:48:56 PM  
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-10-14 12:51:05 PM  

theBigBigEye: lizardbrain: ThrobblefootSpectre: theBigBigEye: Son of a farking biatch, what is wrong with some people?

Honestly I would have say a lot of these people are somewhat mentally ill. I don't mean that offensively. Not retarded or unintelligent, just not well.

This is what care for the mentally ill would be like under Romney.

Screw that noise. Don't even politifark this.


In that several of these appear to be in China, I'm inclined to allow the Rmoney humor.
 
2012-10-14 12:54:26 PM  
Yesterday was the first time I've vacuumed my apartment as maintenance, not because I was expecting a guest. I felt like a responsible adult, since usually I let things pile up until I'm hosting something, and then I clean everything all at once.

I've never let my apartment get this disgusting.
 
2012-10-14 01:04:05 PM  

Triumph: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

Winner.


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

Approves
 
2012-10-14 01:10:36 PM  

Deedeemarz: The Voice of Doom: Deedeemarz
Which ones weren't too bad?!?

The ones that were mostly clean and just lacked furniture or wallpaper.


Also, the one with the stuff rigged above the bed gets a pass for DIY-initiative and the fat fluffy white cat on the bed that most people probably didn't even notice; vacuum the carpet and I'm okay with it.

I saw exactly zero that were acceptable. Eeeeeewwwwww.


The one with rigged up bed is most likely someone that has had severe injuries so that one is the only acceptable one to me.
 
2012-10-14 01:15:47 PM  

Bomb Head Mohammed: wambu: Just farking disgusting

Thread needs this.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1231]

I'm sorry, but you have awful taste in women. And mother issues. Fap away son, fap away.


Do you enjoy being gay?
 
2012-10-14 01:16:38 PM  

daywin: Mine needs a good cleaning

[img.photobucket.com image 850x911]


wow, stripping pays even better than I realized
 
2012-10-14 01:23:16 PM  
these are not farkers command stations.
they are not even bad enough to just be 4chan

this ladies and gentlemen is /b/
 
2012-10-14 01:41:55 PM  

AbiNormal: Drew's office?
[i.imgur.com image 850x637]


Check out that lamp!
 
2012-10-14 01:47:15 PM  

danno_to_infinity: daywin: Mine needs a good cleaning

[img.photobucket.com image 850x911]

wow, stripping pays even better than I realized


Why are the ones on the back of the couch all brown?
 
2012-10-14 01:48:31 PM  
Deedeemarz
I saw exactly zero that were acceptable. Eeeeeewwwwww.


*shrug'*

i.imgur.com

Put the monitor on top of the PC instead of that plastic box and you have the setup that I used to check available TV channels and to have a football game on in the background while doing some painting and laying the carpet in the flat I was about to move into.
 
2012-10-14 01:55:50 PM  

lizardbrain: ThrobblefootSpectre: theBigBigEye: Son of a farking biatch, what is wrong with some people?

Honestly I would have say a lot of these people are somewhat mentally ill. I don't mean that offensively. Not retarded or unintelligent, just not well.

This is what care for the mentally ill would be like under Romney.


This is an awful lot like what care for the mentally ill is like today.

/Son is mentally ill, 18, diagnosed, has health insurance and is homeless and jobless.
//Resources available for mentally ill folks are slim and none.
///Thank you, President Reagan!
 
2012-10-14 02:14:48 PM  

The Voice of Doom: Deedeemarz
I saw exactly zero that were acceptable. Eeeeeewwwwww.


*shrug'*



Put the monitor on top of the PC instead of that plastic box and you have the setup that I used to check available TV channels and to have a football game on in the background while doing some painting and laying the carpet in the flat I was about to move into.


Ok I will grant u that one. I stand corrected.
 
2012-10-14 02:20:04 PM  

GoBadgers: It just goes to show that no matter how decrepit and depressing the surroundings are, once a person is engrossed in the digital experience, neither the environment nor personal hygiene matter.
I try to keep things interesting, if not too cluttered.
[img.photobucket.com image 800x600]


that's not cluttered, that is pure AWESOME. Is that a bass pod (can't tell if it's black or red from the picture) on your desk? Which fender gdec is that?

I have my ancient G4 in my music room, it has my PT LE on it (hate the noise the fans make, mics pick it up big time). Could use the pod 2.0 that i have on permanent loan but prefer to play through my amp. Had a much quieter G5 but the power supply blew up (put computer back in original packaging, awaiting day I can get a new ps without selling a kidney, not sure if it is ever going to happen). My mac mini is dead silent but I'd have to spend 6 hundred dollars for new PT LE and that's not going to happen either. I'm procrastinating moving the mini to the music room, not sure what biblical sign I'm waiting for. No posters at all :(

Love the CD border trim around the top of the walls
 
2012-10-14 02:33:00 PM  

Tuesdae: Son is mentally ill, 18, diagnosed, has health insurance and is homeless and jobless.


Can't you let him live in your basement?
 
2012-10-14 02:56:08 PM  

Tuesdae: /Son is mentally ill, 18, diagnosed, has health insurance and is homeless and jobless.
//Resources available for mentally ill folks are slim and none.
///Thank you, President Reagan!


Does your son need to be involuntarily committed? If not then it probably has little to do with Reagan, but rather a matter of health insurance. I'm not really a big fan of involuntary incarceration of the borderline mentally ill myself. I take it you don't allow him to live with you?
 
2012-10-14 03:07:13 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-14 03:17:45 PM  

Tuesdae: //Resources available for mentally ill folks are slim and none.
///Thank you, President Reagan!


Worst president ever.
 
2012-10-14 03:21:57 PM  
Somewhere on the 'net is a story w/pics about a large roommate who was disgusting, one of her feats being shiatting the bed and simply covering it with another sheet (not shiat, sheet, I sheet you not).

Some adventurous person can find it and post a link or pics and we can all enjoy them while eating s'mores.

/good times
 
2012-10-14 03:22:29 PM  

daywin: Mine needs a good cleaning

[img.photobucket.com image 850x911]


Now, that's gangsta.
 
2012-10-14 03:23:18 PM  
Wow, in perspective, even MY room looks clean.
 
2012-10-14 03:41:39 PM  
*hork*
 
2012-10-14 03:58:46 PM  

Marcintosh: Notice how they all use Windows - very mainstream I guess.



I bet you don't even have a television.
 
2012-10-14 04:04:24 PM  

Porous Horace: Somewhere on the 'net is a story w/pics about a large roommate who was disgusting, one of her feats being shiatting the bed and simply covering it with another sheet (not shiat, sheet, I sheet you not).

Some adventurous person can find it and post a link or pics and we can all enjoy them while eating s'mores.

/good times


Was it this guy and his famous shiat lasagne bathtub? http://www.wyseguys.com/blag/shiatty-roommate/meet-jed/
 
2012-10-14 04:04:42 PM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: Tuesdae: /Son is mentally ill, 18, diagnosed, has health insurance and is homeless and jobless.
//Resources available for mentally ill folks are slim and none.
///Thank you, President Reagan!

Does your son need to be involuntarily committed? If not then it probably has little to do with Reagan, but rather a matter of health insurance. I'm not really a big fan of involuntary incarceration of the borderline mentally ill myself. I take it you don't allow him to live with you?


I don't know about where you live, but around here you can't involuntarily commit someone unless they are a threat to themselves or others. An imaginary threat does not count. ("He MIGHT hurt himself.")

/Raised around mental illness.
 
2012-10-14 04:13:04 PM  
Fount it.

Ultra gross. Read at your own risk.
 
2012-10-14 04:14:06 PM  

Forty-Two: Yesterday was the first time I've vacuumed my apartment as maintenance, not because I was expecting a guest. I felt like a responsible adult, since usually I let things pile up until I'm hosting something, and then I clean everything all at once.

I've never let my apartment get this disgusting.


After vacuum cleaning my apartment in June, I was surprised to discover that the natural colour of the carpet was beige, and not grey. Evidently, accumulated dust can substantially discolour a surface.

Had my apartment been half as filthy as the cleanest room depicted at the linked site, I would have cleansed it with fire.
 
2012-10-14 04:15:39 PM  
This is better (?), a link to the full story.

Consider yourself now doubly warned.
 
2012-10-14 04:16:02 PM  
I have that same plate sitting on my desk so I'm really getting a kick out of this thread.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-14 04:37:50 PM  
*Clicks link.*

...

*Closes browser, gets up, goes to shower.*

*Scrubs self with bleach and steel wool.*
 
2012-10-14 05:29:57 PM  

TWX:
I kinda liked that one actually.
Of course I'm strange, I'd be happy to make my home a large cave- I'd probably add walls and segment out rooms, but it'd be interesting to have a semi-unexplored inner chamber past the house, further into the ground.


I'm with you, though I'd prefer one of the "tumbleweed" style houses, I like small hidden spaces though.
 
2012-10-14 06:07:57 PM  

cig-mkr: Nothing there that a little of this wouldn't take care of.
[ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]


Wait for it...

swamplot.com

swamplot.com

swamplot.com

ytrewq.com

Same apartment here in Houston.
 
2012-10-14 06:09:10 PM  
HERE ARE THE REST OF ^^

I told people that was my place after Hurricane Ike because I was shut in....

/they believed me.
 
2012-10-14 06:39:52 PM  

cycle23: Eve L. Koont: Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

Does that say "rape sux" on the wall? We discovered what the 'somehow' is...

I was about to post this. Definitely intensifies the creepiness. Did the person live here rape someone? Did the man on the wall rape the person who lives here?


I thought it said "rave" sucks...
 
2012-10-14 07:44:20 PM  

Porous Horace: This is better (?), a link to the full story. Consider yourself now doubly warned.



The writer self-identifies as gay and says he is all about his hags, so don't blame me when I ask, what is it with gay men and their morbidly obese women friends?
 
2012-10-14 08:00:51 PM  
getfile9.posterous.com

Porous Horace: This is better (?), a link to the full story.
Consider yourself now doubly warned.


That guy seems a little too fascinated with her poo.  I mean, sure, there's plenty to go around, but still.....
 
2012-10-14 08:34:59 PM  
Jesus Christ on a stick. What the fark is wrong with people?
 
2012-10-14 09:16:54 PM  

lizardbrain: ThrobblefootSpectre: Tuesdae: /Son is mentally ill, 18, diagnosed, has health insurance and is homeless and jobless.
//Resources available for mentally ill folks are slim and none.
///Thank you, President Reagan!

Does your son need to be involuntarily committed? If not then it probably has little to do with Reagan, but rather a matter of health insurance. I'm not really a big fan of involuntary incarceration of the borderline mentally ill myself. I take it you don't allow him to live with you?

I don't know about where you live, but around here you can't involuntarily commit someone unless they are a threat to themselves or others. An imaginary threat does not count. ("He MIGHT hurt himself.")

/Raised around mental illness.


When he lived with us, he was 'Baker Acted' a few times. Before turning 18, we had him in one in-patient facility for a couple of months, and they finally discharged him as they were unable to get him to cooperate.

No, he can't live with us -- unfortunately, he's proven himself to be dangerous, and we have a five-year old girl as well.

He completely lacks life skills, completely refuses to learn any, and is delusional. I would have him involuntarily committed if I could because he is completely unable to take care of himself. The standards are high for that, though -- as they should be -- and it is highly doubtful that we could really make that case. If this continues, though, we are going to try. Better involuntarily committed than dead.

/I gotta stop talking about this on FARK!
//These pics remind me of his room, too.
 
2012-10-14 09:24:10 PM  

danno_to_infinity: GoBadgers: It just goes to show that no matter how decrepit and depressing the surroundings are, once a person is engrossed in the digital experience, neither the environment nor personal hygiene matter.
I try to keep things interesting, if not too cluttered.
[img.photobucket.com image 800x600]

that's not cluttered, that is pure AWESOME. Is that a bass pod (can't tell if it's black or red from the picture) on your desk? Which fender gdec is that?

I have my ancient G4 in my music room, it has my PT LE on it (hate the noise the fans make, mics pick it up big time). Could use the pod 2.0 that i have on permanent loan but prefer to play through my amp. Had a much quieter G5 but the power supply blew up (put computer back in original packaging, awaiting day I can get a new ps without selling a kidney, not sure if it is ever going to happen). My mac mini is dead silent but I'd have to spend 6 hundred dollars for new PT LE and that's not going to happen either. I'm procrastinating moving the mini to the music room, not sure what biblical sign I'm waiting for. No posters at all :(

Love the CD border trim around the top of the walls


Thanks, Danno, it's a labor of love over a couple years. :^)
That Line 6 bean is a Pod HD, the amp is a G-DEC 3 Thirty. You can find those G-DECs well under 200 bucks now. I kept repairing my old G5 iMac (hard drives, power supply, logic board) until I realized the software I wanted to use was advancing beyond my computer's abilities. After its last failure I saved up some cash and sold some old gear to buy a late 2009 Intel iMac from Craigslist. So far it's doing well keeping up with my needs using OS 10.7.5 Lion. I also set aside an OS 10.6.8 Snow Leopard partition on the HD to run a bunch of games and stuff I'm fond of, but won't work on Lion.
 
2012-10-14 09:29:56 PM  

Knarf: Those are not bottles of urine. Those are bottles of water that cigarettes were put out in. Gross, but not as gross as pee bottles.


We've already been over this. What are the chances that a guy who lives in that sort of squalor would take the time to fill his empty Powerade bottles to the brim with water for the purpose of using them as ashtrays? One, it makes no sense to use that much water. Two, the guy obviously has no problem just stubbing his smokes out on his desk, so why go through the hassle at all?

That's piss.
 
2012-10-14 10:09:23 PM  
not much on the internet surprises me, but still. wow. an ashtray with a few butts in it smells atrocious, i can't imagine what has to be 1000's of cigarette butts on a desk. Or the food. or the pee. Im a bachelor, and my worst area is my bathroom, and thats only because I don't have suitable storage in there for all the stuff, so theres razors and toothpaste, bandaids, etc. all on the counter.

Even in my dumpiest apartments, I took care of my living areas. these sad people : (
 
2012-10-14 11:27:06 PM  
Just noticed that the one with all the Coca-Cola bottles is also a Bauhaus fan...

All the goths i know are neatnicks...


Oh... here's my little portal to the interwebz -- complete with my Oogie Boogie cookie jar!
img.photobucket.com

And yes... it looks like it was decorated by a 15 yr old.
I'm 46.
 
2012-10-14 11:53:20 PM  
I thought mine was bad because I don't seem to dust often enough. In comparison to
some of those pics my computer area is squeaky clean. Sorry no pic you'll just have to take
my word for it.
 
2012-10-15 12:51:43 AM  

Delay: I like this one. Except for the highway cone.]


I'd wager it's being used as a hat rack.
 
2012-10-15 08:24:52 AM  
I confess, I didn't even make it halfway through. Not even a quarter of the way, I think. It's just awful. I can understand people being untidy or disorganised. I can even understand not wanting to clean up. But some of these -- okay, a lot of them -- suggest to me a psychology that's just broken somehow. Please tell me these are not merely atypical, but actually rare. I won't be able to sleep otherwise.
 
2012-10-15 08:26:16 AM  

McBatt: Someone recently described my computer setup as 'very apple store'. They weren't saying this in a positive way, I think.


Maybe not, but I've been to Apple stores, and it's many orders of magnitude nicer than anything in that photo spread. You're okay.
 
2012-10-15 12:22:22 PM  
As someone who is rather OCD and a bit of a perfectionist I honestly cannot fathom filth of this magnitude. I did scroll through the whole thing, albeit in horror.

There were a couple that were not "Mentally Impaired", the one with just a computer on the floor, with the monitor on a plastic container says, 'I just got my first place and don't have much stuff.'

My house is neat and organized and clean, my biggest problem is I own too many books and not enough bookcases. My 'Have yet to read' stacks are setting at roughly 95 to 100 books. Some I would have read already but cannot read a series without reading them in order and there are books missing in the set.

I don't dust as often as I should, but hey, I live in New Mexico, I have a fine coating of dust the day after I dust, often I only dust/vacuum the electronics and their respective living spaces and ignore the nicknacks.
 
2012-10-15 02:38:12 PM  
i.imgur.com

I will only say that those are exactly my head and foot boards from the bed I grew up in.
 
2012-10-15 09:01:21 PM  

Porous Horace: This is better (?), a link to the full story.

Consider yourself now doubly warned.


Sweet Jesus, that's nasty. How do people get like that?
 
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