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2012-10-14 04:57:50 AM  

Great Janitor: libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

shouldn't the graffiti on wall be changed to 'duke sucks' instead of what it currently says?


probably
 
2012-10-14 05:01:21 AM  
I'll admit, I've been cleaning mine out for a little while now. All the gross stuff is gone, it's just down to old magazines, comics and empty liquor bottles. I even went so far to put some monitors (one from as far back as the '90s) on the curb for pick up.

90% of it is in one room (no basement). It doesn't help when my girlfriend's just as bad and we've been living here by ourselves in a two story three bedroom for almost ten years.
 
2012-10-14 05:03:44 AM  
Surely you have windows you can throw that out of?
 
2012-10-14 05:06:30 AM  
You're giving troglodytes a bad name.
 
2012-10-14 05:14:48 AM  

cryinoutloud: oh god. This is gonna be my son in a few years. Pick any one of them. I was just giving him a lecture about this sort of thing today.


I am sorry to hear of it. I suggest a quiet word from someone to inform him that if he doesn't start to make some serious lifestyle changes right away he'll never have a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg.

The ones who seem to be living in squats or other forms of abject poverty get a pass. They're merely unfortunate. The ones who are content to live and breathe in a swamp of filth and rubbish are at best pitiful and at worst a firetrap and vermin magnet threatening their entire neighbourhoods.
 
2012-10-14 05:26:24 AM  
Call Vamanos Pest
 
2012-10-14 05:27:27 AM  

Shadowtag: I'll admit, I've been cleaning mine out for a little while now. All the gross stuff is gone, it's just down to old magazines, comics and empty liquor bottles. I even went so far to put some monitors (one from as far back as the '90s) on the curb for pick up.

90% of it is in one room (no basement). It doesn't help when my girlfriend's just as bad and we've been living here by ourselves in a two story three bedroom for almost ten years.


wat?
 
2012-10-14 05:29:06 AM  

lousyskater: This guy posts on /a/. He apparently lives in the crawl space under his mothers house without her knowing about it. Actually a lot of those pictures are from /a/ and /jp/...


How much of a douchebag do you have to be to live in a crawlspace in your moms house without her knowing?
 
2012-10-14 05:44:16 AM  

Gordon Bennett: cryinoutloud: oh god. This is gonna be my son in a few years. Pick any one of them. I was just giving him a lecture about this sort of thing today.

I am sorry to hear of it. I suggest a quiet word from someone to inform him that if he doesn't start to make some serious lifestyle changes right away he'll never have a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg.

The ones who seem to be living in squats or other forms of abject poverty get a pass. They're merely unfortunate. The ones who are content to live and breathe in a swamp of filth and rubbish are at best pitiful and at worst a firetrap and vermin magnet threatening their entire neighbourhoods.


I don't understand how any male wouldn't know this already, I was never the cleanest person but if I knew I had a female coming over I would always spend a few hours trying to clean up.
 
2012-10-14 05:45:11 AM  
i.imgur.com

This shows the power and endurance of old style clicky keyboards. Look at the abuse this one has suffered and either it still works or the guy would have thrown it away.


Coffee, pizza, vomit, water, wine, beer, sneezes etc etc etc

takes a knocking and keeps on rocking.
 
2012-10-14 05:47:13 AM  

steamingpile: Gordon Bennett: cryinoutloud: oh god. This is gonna be my son in a few years. Pick any one of them. I was just giving him a lecture about this sort of thing today.

I am sorry to hear of it. I suggest a quiet word from someone to inform him that if he doesn't start to make some serious lifestyle changes right away he'll never have a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg.

The ones who seem to be living in squats or other forms of abject poverty get a pass. They're merely unfortunate. The ones who are content to live and breathe in a swamp of filth and rubbish are at best pitiful and at worst a firetrap and vermin magnet threatening their entire neighbourhoods.

I don't understand how any male wouldn't know this already, I was never the cleanest person but if I knew I had a female coming over I would always spend a few hours trying to clean up.


Do what we did. Make a facebook account for their room, friend them and their friends and post regular profile pictures and status updates

"I`m feeling so alone, neglected, and dirty"...
 
2012-10-14 05:55:45 AM  

Mr. Murder: Those nipples are way too big.


Said no straight male ever.
 
2012-10-14 06:13:08 AM  

Baz the Spaz: That is some seriously sick shiat.

How bad of a person do you have to be to be banished to the crawl space???


Sleeping beside asbestos covered pipes, too.
 
2012-10-14 06:27:31 AM  

McBatt: Someone recently described my computer setup as 'very apple store'. They weren't saying this in a positive way, I think.


I think, perhaps, those computers are for a younger person, no?
 
2012-10-14 06:33:36 AM  

Shadowtag: I'll admit, I've been cleaning mine out for a little while now. All the gross stuff is gone, it's just down to old magazines, comics and empty liquor bottles. I even went so far to put some monitors (one from as far back as the '90s) on the curb for pick up.

90% of it is in one room (no basement). It doesn't help when my girlfriend's just as bad and we've been living here by ourselves in a two story three bedroom for almost ten years.


My wife and I are both pack rats. We've gotten into the habit of having semi-annual purges. It's the only way to keep the clutter under control. Luckily we both have a low tolerance for filth. The house is (more or less) clean. It just fills up with stuff rather quickly.
 
2012-10-14 06:51:51 AM  
showed the article to my wife...

"next time you think I'm a slob, just remember... I could be much worse."
 
2012-10-14 06:52:32 AM  

dready zim: the guy would have thrown it away.


Yeah, everyone in that series throws broken, useless stuff away immediately.
 
2012-10-14 07:11:47 AM  
Jesus Christ... That's disgusting. I don't feel so bad about my own organized chaos now, though...

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2012-10-14 07:12:39 AM  

Oznog: Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

[i.imgur.com image 850x628]

Living with a CRT? Like, I KNOW, man!

It's like a Fallout secret area. I'm automatically looking for the footlocker to pick the lock on


It's one the left, cleverly disguised as a central vac system.
 
2012-10-14 07:23:30 AM  

Eve L. Koont: Why does this make me think that all the owners of the rooms are about 500 lbs... and male?

/It's probably because men are disgusting


Could be a couple crazy cat ladies in there too.
 
2012-10-14 07:30:34 AM  

dready zim: This shows the power and endurance of old style clicky keyboards.


That's not a mechanical keyboard.
 
2012-10-14 07:48:50 AM  

Methadone Girls: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

OMG. why??? bleh.

.


Just noticed that the powerade bottles are.......refilled......ugh.

Also this guy is probably online complaining about his 360 giving a RROD.
 
2012-10-14 07:50:20 AM  
i.imgur.com

Looks exactyly how my brothers room looked when I finally got him to move out of my house. Just add more bottles of piss, take away most of the ash and add more cigarette butts, throw a bunch of dried spit on the walls and add a very disgusting mattress on the floor next to it. Worst thing I ever had to clean up.
 
2012-10-14 07:56:56 AM  
The heavily-graffitied room about 20 down/7 from the bottom looked familiar at first glance, but then I realized that it was missing several elements (more use of brightly colored paint, CD longbox fronts glued to the walls, etc) that made my bedroom distinctive from age 16 to 23.
 
2012-10-14 08:07:02 AM  
Why do I have the feeling this is at least half of the guys that try to hit on me on team speak?

/I keed
 
2012-10-14 08:45:00 AM  

McBatt: I just realized the water bottle at the front, and all of the powerade bottles behind the monitor, are all filled with urine.


I would bet it's cigarette butts. A single cigg butt in the water will give it that color after an hour two. But yeah, still gross.
 
2012-10-14 08:52:51 AM  

wambu: Just farking disgusting

Thread needs this.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1231]


Who is that woman? I see her pop up from time to time on Fark as a regular.
 
2012-10-14 08:53:44 AM  

theBigBigEye: Son of a farking biatch, what is wrong with some people?


Honestly I would have say a lot of these people are somewhat mentally ill. I don't mean that offensively. Not retarded or unintelligent, just not well.
 
2012-10-14 09:05:02 AM  
i.imgur.com 

I was just musing that this desktop could be cleaned off in 30 minutes, tops. One bucket, one large garbage bag, and a vacuum. Not deep cleaned, just cleaned off. That's assuming there's a toilet available, and I think there is, since there is no "solid" human waste. The walls and floor would be a bigger effort, for sure.

I have watched a couple of the hoarder shows, and understand that it is a mental illness. But this does not appear to be hoarding, this is sheer laziness. 

Not so cool story: I had to set up an employee years ago with access from his home to work. He had had surgery and was housebound for a few weeks. Unfortunately, I had to go to his house and do some tweaking and training. It was the worst squalor I had ever seen in person. And his wife just sat there the whole time watching me. The worst part: The dirty, stinky socks piled next to his computer IN THE DINING ROOM. I had to go home, take a shower, and change clothes before going back to work. I never told anyone at work about it. He still works there.
 
2012-10-14 09:09:33 AM  

WeenerGord: kvinesknows: i've had sex with pic number 1. and no I am not posting in the wrong thread

How was it? Tell us all about him and why his chair has holes in the seat.


not the person, the actual room
 
2012-10-14 09:12:19 AM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: McBatt: I just realized the water bottle at the front, and all of the powerade bottles behind the monitor, are all filled with urine.

I would bet it's cigarette butts. A single cigg butt in the water will give it that color after an hour two. But yeah, still gross.


Only problem with that theory ... Powerade is not water. You know he didn't rinse out those bottles and bring water back in them. That is definitely what came out as waste, after consuming the original liquid in the Powerade bottle. And anyway, why put your butts in bottle of water, when you could just snuff them out on your desktop?
 
2012-10-14 09:37:32 AM  
For shiats and giggles, I went with a buddy of mine to a street race in birmingham, AL. One of the racers invited us over to his place to smoke, so we obliged. Who turns down a free smoke! Anyway, when we got to his place, he lived in his moms basement and it looked just like the worst of these pictures. It was just depressing. Cigarette butts, red bull, and mountain dew cans everywhere. Pizza boxes stacked higher than me. We got the hell out of there fast.

/CSB
//Low income rural America is what breeds this.
 
2012-10-14 09:48:31 AM  

eraser8: ToxicMunkee: Methadone Girls: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

OMG. why??? bleh.


ToxicMunkee: *swoon*

He is dreamy.

I think about him when I'm peeing in a bottle so that I don't have to get up from the computer.

There are only two legitimate reasons for peeing in a bottle:

1) You're drunk

2) You're driving cross country

Also, there's always the stadium pal...


content9.flixster.com
 
2012-10-14 09:48:52 AM  

bim1154: wambu: Just farking disgusting

Thread needs this.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1231]

Who is that woman? I see her pop up from time to time on Fark as a regular.


Anna Song, do a GIS for her with the safe search off and you will be pleasantly surpised.
 
2012-10-14 09:51:18 AM  

daywin: Mine needs a good cleaning

[img.photobucket.com image 850x911]


Can I hang out at your house? With a garbage bag?
 
2012-10-14 09:53:43 AM  

meow said the dog: Blushing Wall Flower: daywin: Mine needs a good cleaning

[img.photobucket.com image 850x911]

Can I come play maid??

Play maid?


Win
 
2012-10-14 10:02:55 AM  

Igor Jakovsky: bim1154: wambu: Just farking disgusting

Thread needs this.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1231]

Who is that woman? I see her pop up from time to time on Fark as a regular.

Anna Song, do a GIS for her with the safe search off and you will be pleasantly surpised.


Ah yes....

/bookmark this one... bookmark that one
//save for rainy day... wow! today is a rainy day!
 
2012-10-14 10:09:53 AM  

meow said the dog: Oh son of the biatch who was using the account of me and doing the typing as I have just had the notice that this thread has become the green thing. Someone was clearly apprehending the computer of me very much and this causes me much anger as I am the pretty girl with the funny typings and would not have the sexings with anyone with the room such as these. Disgusting you filthy liters.

The office of the TFer:

[i.imgur.com image 450x300]


Close. Not enough books...or bookshelves.
 
2012-10-14 10:10:11 AM  

ThrobblefootSpectre: McBatt: I just realized the water bottle at the front, and all of the powerade bottles behind the monitor, are all filled with urine.

I would bet it's cigarette butts. A single cigg butt in the water will give it that color after an hour two. But yeah, still gross.


And the butts make the water very toxic.
 
2012-10-14 10:21:57 AM  
It just goes to show that no matter how decrepit and depressing the surroundings are, once a person is engrossed in the digital experience, neither the environment nor personal hygiene matter.
I try to keep things interesting, if not too cluttered.
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-14 10:39:41 AM  

ShannonKW: About a third of them look like mine. The chair isn't visibly broken or soiled yet. There is a countertop between the monitor and kitchen nook that is usually filled with empty Diet Pepsi cans with the overflow ending up in a mound on the floor below -- perhaps as many as 300-400 cans before they literally get underfoot and I end up having to take 1/2 an hour or so to stomp them flat and haul them out. There's usually a dirty bowl laying around somewhere. The visually worst part of the scene is the floor which is full of trash except for narrow pathways, or when it gets really bad, steppingstone-like vacant spots. The trash is generally clean, being castoff items like shopping bags, wire hangers, empty containers, etc., so it's an eyesore rather than an hygienic hazard, and anyway the the carpet beneath looks worse as it hasn't been cleaned in maybe 3 years.
Oddly, it's only bothersome when I picture how others would see it. I almost never want anyone else in my house, so I have no reason to clean it beyond service calls and periodic efforts to clear away the accumulation for mobility's sake. There is even a sort of peace of mind in knowing that no burglar would take the time to search for valuables there.


You disgusting pig. You drink Diet Pepsi?

Gordon Bennett: I am sorry to hear of it. I suggest a quiet word from someone to inform him that if he doesn't start to make some serious lifestyle changes right away he'll never have a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg.


Believe me, I have. Maybe I'm not "someone." But I'm somewhat of an expert on depression, addictions, and farking up your life. He doesn't smoke, certainly doesn't pee in empty bottles, but if he didn't live right here in the same house with me.......I asked him if he wanted to be like the fat guy sitting in front of the trashed computer, the internet joke? he had no answer. 

I don't know if I should really grind it in and show him this thread....guess I'd better not, since I'm talking about him here.
 
2012-10-14 10:46:12 AM  
Imagine the smell.
 
2012-10-14 10:46:58 AM  

daywin: Mine needs a good cleaning

[img.photobucket.com image 850x911]


I'll be right over...
 
2012-10-14 10:50:12 AM  
All of them would be living underneath off ramps if it weren't for computer gaming.
 
2012-10-14 10:51:40 AM  
What's with the roll of duct tape in the Rape Sux room?
 
2012-10-14 10:52:45 AM  

McBatt: I just realized the water bottle at the front, and all of the powerade bottles behind the monitor, are all filled with urine.


Reminds me of the time I cleaned up after a tenant who had been shooting up. He left bottles of human waste all over the place. My helper put them in garbage bags and some of them leaked on the way to the dump.

Problem is, it wasn't just urine. I still have no idea how that guy was able to shiat in a jar. Back of the Matrix smelled like an outhouse for weeks even after hosing it down.
 
2012-10-14 10:53:04 AM  

bim1154: wambu: Just farking disgusting

Thread needs this.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1231]

Who is that woman? I see her pop up from time to time on Fark as a regular.


That is Anna Song, also known as Tanya Song.
 
2012-10-14 10:59:25 AM  

Mr. Murder: Stoj: My place is a paradise for the fat chicks I bang.

Dude. You don't bring them home to YOUR place.

What would the neighbors think?


Never mind that - what does your mom think when you're on your way down her basement stairs?
 
2012-10-14 11:01:23 AM  

cryinoutloud: You disgusting pig. You drink Diet Pepsi?


I... I can't help it. It's the only thing that...

Well, it's impossible to explain. I live in Saudi Arabia but I come from cold country in the U.S., so it seems... I guess Arabia shocked my metabolism, in a way. I always need to be drinking something there, and water just doesn't do it. I need a drink of some sort at my elbow or I just don't feel right. I can't explain it.
 
2012-10-14 11:06:54 AM  

lizardbrain: Imagine the smell.


FAP?
 
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