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2012-10-14 01:55:56 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

Good man. He scans and uploads.

I salute you, sir.


The really sad thing is that hearing this one comment would probably be the highlight of his month.
 
2012-10-14 02:02:18 AM  
A small part of my brain wants to know more of the story behind some of these, since most of them cannot be legitimate living spaces, right? These are some kind of hobo hacker hideouts, right?

A bigger part of my brain is content to remain ignorant.
 
2012-10-14 02:02:43 AM  

Eve L. Koont: Why does this make me think that all the owners of the rooms are about 500 lbs... and male?

/It's probably because men are disgusting


Still no counseling huh Butch?
 
2012-10-14 02:07:12 AM  

roblarky: Went to a discount office furniture store, desk and bookshelf for $150. 

/no one actually sits in the red chairs


Nice to see a normal looking office. Thank you! It is like eye bleach.
 
2012-10-14 02:08:26 AM  
Is it weird that the dude living in a bus is the tidiest of all these crazies?
 
2012-10-14 02:10:03 AM  
Deedeemarz
Which ones weren't too bad?!?


The ones that were mostly clean and just lacked furniture or wallpaper.


Also, the one with the stuff rigged above the bed gets a pass for DIY-initiative and the fat fluffy white cat on the bed that most people probably didn't even notice; vacuum the carpet and I'm okay with it.
 
2012-10-14 02:12:34 AM  

Methadone Girls: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

OMG. why??? bleh.


ToxicMunkee: *swoon*

He is dreamy.


I think those bottles are full of urine.

/it puts the lotion on the skin
 
2012-10-14 02:13:09 AM  
That is how I imagine all of you here.
 
2012-10-14 02:15:06 AM  

Methadone Girls: [i.imgur.com image 850x637]

OMG. why??? bleh.


That one with the keyboard covered in ashes and halfway melted, but a perfectly functional computer, monitor and mouse, is pretty clearly posed. It's probably some college kid's art project. They clue is the cigarette butts - they're way too uniform and clean.
 
2012-10-14 02:20:04 AM  
 
2012-10-14 02:25:20 AM  
Ugh, these photos look like they're ripped directly from The Gamer's Sex Guide. Absolutely, completely disgusting.
 
2012-10-14 02:30:32 AM  

fragMasterFlash: I feel so schmutzig right now

/entschuldigung


I ate Ziguernoschnitzel for dinner, so I'm really bekommen einen Kick...
 
2012-10-14 02:35:03 AM  
Ziguernerschnitzel
 
2012-10-14 02:39:35 AM  

libranoelrose: Ziguernerschnitzel


Gesundheit.
 
2012-10-14 02:40:57 AM  
Gah, that's horrific.
 
2012-10-14 02:44:55 AM  

roblarky: [imageshack.us image 800x533]

Went to a discount office furniture store, desk and bookshelf for $150. 

/no one actually sits in the red chairs


Husker fan are we?
 
2012-10-14 02:46:46 AM  
I normally would have thought these smoking pictures were all bullshiat staged stuff; however,
I was delivering pizzas, many years ago, and happenned upon a fellow drivers car.
My coworkers care was a Ford Festiva. The gear shifter had a cone of ash and butts around like half a volcano.

Now, how the fark is it that inconvenient to dump an ashtray out the window?
 
2012-10-14 02:54:04 AM  
Yeah ... so, I should really clean up around here.
 
2012-10-14 03:03:52 AM  
Driving home one evening I noticed a neighbor I did not know face down near his front porch. Thinking he might be dead, I screeched to a stop. Turns out he was drunk as hell. Got him to his feet and walked him into his house. From the outside, the house was very nice split level home. However, the inside was from a horror movie. Never saw anything like that in my life from such a nice neighborhood. Carpet must have had 300 burn marks from cigarettes. How the place never went up in flames is beyond me.
 
2012-10-14 03:10:41 AM  

Mr. Murder: Smoking is gross in general, but kissing a girl that smokes Newports is a whole notha level.


Uh, you're on the wrong side of her.
 
2012-10-14 03:16:49 AM  

Summoner101: libranoelrose: Ziguernerschnitzel

Gesundheit.


Bitte ein Bit!
 
2012-10-14 03:24:03 AM  

martid4: Mr. Murder: Smoking is gross in general, but kissing a girl that smokes Newports is a whole notha level.

Uh, you're on the wrong side of her.


lol
 
2012-10-14 03:25:23 AM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

www.trilobite.org


It has that "secretly living in the maintenance area of a building" vibe.
(Cool. The <I> tag works on pictures!)
 
2012-10-14 03:25:50 AM  
A lot of these just seem to be the homes of poor people. Not to be all white-knighty and whatnot, but it's uncool to make fun of those.
 
2012-10-14 03:26:05 AM  

Nutsac_Jim: I normally would have thought these smoking pictures were all bullshiat staged stuff; however,
I was delivering pizzas, many years ago, and happenned upon a fellow drivers car.
My coworkers care was a Ford Festiva. The gear shifter had a cone of ash and butts around like half a volcano.

Now, how the fark is it that inconvenient to dump an ashtray out the window?


It's difficult, sir, very difficult.
 
2012-10-14 03:26:24 AM  
libranoelrose
fragMasterFlash:
I feel so schmutzig right now
/entschuldigung

I ate Ziguernoschnitzel for dinner, so I'm really bekommen einen Kick...


Haven't heard that song in a while; rough translation:

Saturday night, half past one
Everybody's wasted, only I'm still going at it
I've been courageous the whole evening, have been hitting on and looked around
right next to you, you sweet broad.
We're talking about movies, what your ex is currently studying
I'm almost falling asleep standing on my feet and yet feign interest
You dig love movies and equestrian sport and I think 'a jockey I would like to be as well, but if possible
right now'

Lets make dirty love, all those wild things one only knows from movies,
which one never calls by name
Lets do dirty love, rub our bodies against each other, lets do it like the animals,
here, henceforth and now

Listen up to what I'm telling you: your place or mine, that's the question.
In the pants all hell has broken loose, but you simply aren't getting it.
I look down your blouse, babe - you look into my face

Lets make dirty love,...
 


/ this one probably fits the pictures a bit better:
"Earwax, greasy collar, foul breath, dirty nails, sweaty pits a plenty, greasy hair and cheesy feet - Take me now, even if I'm stinking...."
 
2012-10-14 03:26:49 AM  
If the i tag works on pictures, what does bold do?

www.trilobite.org
 
2012-10-14 03:29:43 AM  
Ed Grubermann: Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

[www.trilobite.org image 850x566]

It has that "secretly living in the maintenance area of a building" vibe.
(Cool. The <I> tag works on pictures!)


">

oohhh you clever, clever troll.
 
2012-10-14 03:31:17 AM  

KangTheMad: Ed Grubermann: Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

[www.trilobite.org image 850x566]

It has that "secretly living in the maintenance area of a building" vibe.
(Cool. The <I> tag works on pictures!)

">

oohhh you clever, clever troll.


I'm evil.
 
2012-10-14 03:35:46 AM  

libranoelrose: fragMasterFlash: I feel so schmutzig right now

/entschuldigung

I ate Ziguernoschnitzel for dinner, so I'm really bekommen einen Kick...


You ate Gypsy cutlets? All these years I've been using veal and venison...
 
2012-10-14 03:37:44 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-14 03:39:09 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: libranoelrose: fragMasterFlash: I feel so schmutzig right now

/entschuldigung

I ate Ziguernoschnitzel for dinner, so I'm really bekommen einen Kick...

You ate Gypsy cutlets? All these years I've been using veal and venison...


Young Gypsy flesh is the best.
 
2012-10-14 03:39:20 AM  

fusillade762: Here's my "mess" circa 1997 or so.


if only i could double favorite you somehow for owning a red sh-101 in the 90s!!
 
2012-10-14 03:42:16 AM  

The Voice of Doom: libranoelrose
fragMasterFlash: I feel so schmutzig right now
/entschuldigung

I ate Ziguernoschnitzel for dinner, so I'm really bekommen einen Kick...

Haven't heard that song in a while; rough translation:

Saturday night, half past one
Everybody's wasted, only I'm still going at it
I've been courageous the whole evening, have been hitting on and looked around
right next to you, you sweet broad.
We're talking about movies, what your ex is currently studying
I'm almost falling asleep standing on my feet and yet feign interest
You dig love movies and equestrian sport and I think 'a jockey I would like to be as well, but if possible
right now'

Lets make dirty love, all those wild things one only knows from movies,
which one never calls by name
Lets do dirty love, rub our bodies against each other, lets do it like the animals,
here, henceforth and now

Listen up to what I'm telling you: your place or mine, that's the question.
In the pants all hell has broken loose, but you simply aren't getting it.
I look down your blouse, babe - you look into my face

Lets make dirty love,... 


/ this one probably fits the pictures a bit better:
"Earwax, greasy collar, foul breath, dirty nails, sweaty pits a plenty, greasy hair and cheesy feet - Take me now, even if I'm stinking...."


WTF?
 
2012-10-14 03:49:49 AM  

Shades: A lot of these just seem to be the homes of poor people. Not to be all white-knighty and whatnot, but it's uncool to make fun of those.


Rich or poor, no one should be living with gallons of urine in bottles on their desk or mountains made out of thousands of cigarette butts and beer cans around them. The vast majority of people (rich or poor) don't live in squalor like this, pretty much nobody does unless they are suffering from some form of mental illness.

There are some pics showing poor people obviously living in squats in those pics, but those aren't the ones being mocked for the most part.
 
2012-10-14 03:52:54 AM  

Great Janitor: [i.imgur.com image 800x600]

Contains more dried semen than the cast of the Jersey Shorevafter a typical Friday night.


Oof...I'm embarrassed to say that not only can I identify some of those figures, I own at least one of them. It was a phase I was going through in college, okay?

/Guy likes his Type-Moon
 
2012-10-14 03:53:59 AM  
WTF!?

This is a promo for a new show for 'hoarders' isn't it? Maybe 'Worlds Worst Tenants'.

The majority of those guys have got to be living secretly in basements, abandoned buildings and in one, an old bus.

I've always considered myself a bit of a slob, but after seeing those places, I feel 100% better.

How can those smokers use their keyboards? I smoke and if my ashtray falls over and empties on my keyboard, it stops working. I take it apart and clean it out. Actually, every few months with any keyboard I take them apart and clean them. (Aside from most laptops. Those frikkin keyboards can't be cleaned just replaced.)

Having bottle of pee about the computer, IMO, is disgusting. Poke them elsewhere if you MUST use them. Knock a few over, short out your machine and see just how fast the computer shops will throw you out once they get a wiff.
In some of those places, I figure the rats must be living high and in others, I wonder why they can't afford some Wal-Mart cheap paint and slap some on their peeling, moldy walls.

I must be doing something wrong. Every year I have to haul my system in to get it straightened out and I clean the thing, blow the dust out with a compressor, clean the keyboards and forever clean my marble mouse. I'm using an ancient monitor that I got from a bank, analogue, and it's still running after about 5 years -- though I replace keyborads a lot.

NOT because I trashed them but because the letters wear off the keys. (No one laser etches the things on anymore.) My Sony Viao laptop keyboard cracked a couple of those rubber 'suction cups' under the keys and you can't dig them out to replace them. Then the contacts on the keys wore out, so I just replaced the whole keyboard. ($30 on ebay. $75.00 from the company.)

However, the logitech marble mouse doesn't let you get inside to clean out grunge. You have to break the case apart because they use plastic lock pins you can't open. I had to use a Dremel cutting tool last time. Krap gets in along the sides of the buttons, which would be easy to clean out but for their all but wielding the case shut.

That way you have to buy a new mouse.

I don't think I'd even want to shake the hands of most of those people nor have them live next to me.
 
2012-10-14 03:57:33 AM  

Comsamvimes: Great Janitor: [i.imgur.com image 800x600]

Contains more dried semen than the cast of the Jersey Shorevafter a typical Friday night.

Oof...I'm embarrassed to say that not only can I identify some of those figures, I own at least one of them. It was a phase I was going through in college, okay?

/Guy likes his Type-Moon


There is no Gustafson
 
2012-10-14 04:03:48 AM  

libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]


shouldn't the graffiti on wall be changed to 'duke sucks' instead of what it currently says?
 
2012-10-14 04:12:13 AM  

Riche: Shaunn: Ok, I admit it... it's 4chans....as reported by Reddit...

...And you biatched about it on Fark.

[i181.photobucket.com image 590x300]

The chain is complete.


Not quite. Once Buzzfeed & The Chive & Izismile come on board then the chain will be complete.

/It's a Circle(jerk) of (internet)Life kinda thing
 
2012-10-14 04:13:47 AM  

cman: Now this farker has got it goin on


That looks a lot like an old friend of mines set up which was only like that because he broke his back in something like 3 places and both legs.

Some of those look like squatters and others are just mentally disturbed, basically how I picture every TFers computer room.
 
2012-10-14 04:16:20 AM  
I am suddenly incredibly thankful that mine is merely dusty. Blech!
 
2012-10-14 04:20:44 AM  
wambu: Just farking disgusting

Thread needs this.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1231]

I'm sorry, but you have awful taste in women. And mother issues. Fap away son, fap away.
 
2012-10-14 04:21:15 AM  
About a third of them look like mine. The chair isn't visibly broken or soiled yet. There is a countertop between the monitor and kitchen nook that is usually filled with empty Diet Pepsi cans with the overflow ending up in a mound on the floor below -- perhaps as many as 300-400 cans before they literally get underfoot and I end up having to take 1/2 an hour or so to stomp them flat and haul them out. There's usually a dirty bowl laying around somewhere. The visually worst part of the scene is the floor which is full of trash except for narrow pathways, or when it gets really bad, steppingstone-like vacant spots. The trash is generally clean, being castoff items like shopping bags, wire hangers, empty containers, etc., so it's an eyesore rather than an hygienic hazard, and anyway the the carpet beneath looks worse as it hasn't been cleaned in maybe 3 years.

Oddly, it's only bothersome when I picture how others would see it. I almost never want anyone else in my house, so I have no reason to clean it beyond service calls and periodic efforts to clear away the accumulation for mobility's sake. There is even a sort of peace of mind in knowing that no burglar would take the time to search for valuables there.
 
2012-10-14 04:24:24 AM  

my alt's alt's alt: fusillade762: Here's my "mess" circa 1997 or so.

if only i could double favorite you somehow for owning a red sh-101 in the 90s!!


I still own it. Complete with handle and strap. Most of the rest of that gear is gone but I still have the 101. It's my baby, I'll never sell it. :)
 
2012-10-14 04:30:28 AM  

Eve L. Koont: Adjective Bird Whiskey: This one just seems more depressing than the others somehow.

Does that say "rape sux" on the wall? We discovered what the 'somehow' is...


I was about to post this. Definitely intensifies the creepiness. Did the person live here rape someone? Did the man on the wall rape the person who lives here?
 
2012-10-14 04:34:57 AM  
i42.photobucket.com

Poor Kermit. I guess if you're going to fark a pig you're going to end up living like one.

I love how naive some of you farkers are. These aren't 'art projects', or visual illusions - these are nerds who live online and have lost all sense of pride in their homes, and who have decided that pissing in bottles is preferable to interrupting their gaming sessions.

Poverty doesn't really factor into this. My family was not well-off when I was growing up, and we never lived like this. This is full-on internet addiction shaping these environments.

/I'm thinking its time to stop stressing about the unsightly tangle of cords under my desk.
//At least my keyboard isn't covered in diarrhoea.
 
2012-10-14 04:40:06 AM  
it's a man's world here
 
2012-10-14 04:54:20 AM  
Son of a farking biatch, what is wrong with some people?
 
2012-10-14 04:57:08 AM  
And I worry that I haven't dusted my computer desk in two weeks, or that, despite emptying the ashtray twice a day, I only clean it two or three times a week. Still bothered that the leather on my armrests is tearing, though. That looks awful and speaks of overuse.
 
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