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2012-10-13 07:53:35 PM
You know, I could have gone my whole life without seeing turtle wang. Thanks, subby.


/I'm assuming that's what it was - might have been a tail
 
2012-10-13 09:20:18 PM
I feel sorry for the poor guy. Probably hasn't gotten laid in decades. Still can't get no satisfaction.
 
2012-10-13 09:21:16 PM
Funny, but still not as funny as a turtle having sex with a shoe. NSFW content in sidebar
 
2012-10-13 09:22:57 PM

gopher321: You know, I could have gone my whole life without seeing turtle wang. Thanks, subby.


/I'm assuming that's what it was - might have been a tail


I can't tell either, so I'll put a warning in the headline.
 
2012-10-13 09:48:15 PM
Turtle sex is so weird.
 
2012-10-14 12:03:26 AM
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2012-10-14 12:21:59 AM
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2012-10-14 12:28:43 AM
Here's better turtle sex.

/Turtles all the way down
 
2012-10-14 12:51:17 AM
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2012-10-14 12:51:51 AM
Ya know what? You can just keep the watering can. Don't thank me. Um, don't even look at me.
 
2012-10-14 01:19:20 AM
So that's how turtle watering cans are made.

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2012-10-14 01:22:56 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Funny, but still not as funny as a turtle having sex with a shoe. NSFW content in sidebar


That sound had me nearly doubled over with laughter.
 
2012-10-14 01:48:35 AM

buckler: Bathia_Mapes: Funny, but still not as funny as a turtle having sex with a shoe. NSFW content in sidebar

That sound had me nearly doubled over with laughter.


It's freakin' hysterical. :-D
 
2012-10-14 01:54:41 AM
Well...hmm..
 
2012-10-14 02:22:50 AM
Prior to this exact moment in time, it never even occurred to me that turtles have sex to procreate. Not that I had any other idea about how they procreated, just that if you had asked me, actual sex would not have been on my list of things to guess.
 
2012-10-14 03:44:29 AM

Bathia_Mapes: buckler: Bathia_Mapes: Funny, but still not as funny as a turtle having sex with a shoe. NSFW content in sidebar

That sound had me nearly doubled over with laughter.

It's freakin' hysterical. :-D


It's like someone squeezing a rubber bath toy.

...ee.....ee....ee....ee....eek...ee...
 
2012-10-14 04:00:19 AM
The young buck upstairs makes less noise

/dorm life
 
2012-10-14 04:49:11 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Funny, but still not as funny as a turtle having sex with a shoe. NSFW content in sidebar


Only if you have an "interesting" youtube browsing history. Care to share? *grin*

Mine's turned off, and all that's in the sidebar is other turtle videos sprinkled with some cat videos.

--Carlos V.
 
2012-10-14 08:00:58 AM

buckler: Bathia_Mapes: Funny, but still not as funny as a turtle having sex with a shoe. NSFW content in sidebar

That sound had me nearly doubled over with laughter.


I think Paolo the turtle in La natura di Paolo - Le mie tartarughe (Uploaded by csfprato on Oct 21, 2007) has better sex moans and O face.
 
2012-10-14 08:07:23 AM
Those suckers will hump ANYTHING. I used to work in the live animal center of a science museum, and the director once left his bike helmet on the floor while we were cleaning the animal pens. Now, some of the animals, we would just let roam around while we cleaned their pens, since they were pretty much harmless, and the large turtle was one such beastie. For want of a better word, he "ran" for the bike helmet the moment we let him out of his enclosure, and we were all transfixed as he promptly started to hump the devil out of it.

Of course, the director was less than amused that we allowed it. Our attitude was "You left it there, wanker." His attitude was "Ew... turtle penis touched my helmet."
 
2012-10-14 08:39:30 AM
Yeah! Turtle sex thread!!1!

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/seldom get to use this
 
2012-10-14 01:37:57 PM
Ah yes, I remember the day I discovered that turtles make ridiculously hilarious noises while humping. That was a joyous day, indeed. The little guys are hilarious, but don't discount the giant ones
 
2012-10-14 03:29:45 PM

Peio: Ah yes, I remember the day I discovered that turtles make ridiculously hilarious noises while humping. That was a joyous day, indeed. The little guys are hilarious, but don't discount the giant ones


Granpa?
 
2012-10-14 05:44:27 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Funny, but still not as funny as a turtle having sex with a shoe. NSFW content in sidebar



HairBolus: I think Paolo the turtle in La natura di Paolo - Le mie tartarughe (Uploaded by csfprato on Oct 21, 2007) has better sex moans and O face.


Peio: Ah yes, I remember the day I discovered that turtles make ridiculously hilarious noises while humping. That was a joyous day, indeed. The little guys are hilarious, but don't discount the giant ones



Oh my, I haven't laughed that hard in quite a while. Great links, guys.
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2012-10-14 06:02:31 PM

HortusMatris: Bathia_Mapes: Funny, but still not as funny as a turtle having sex with a shoe. NSFW content in sidebar


HairBolus: I think Paolo the turtle in La natura di Paolo - Le mie tartarughe (Uploaded by csfprato on Oct 21, 2007) has better sex moans and O face.

Peio: Ah yes, I remember the day I discovered that turtles make ridiculously hilarious noises while humping. That was a joyous day, indeed. The little guys are hilarious, but don't discount the giant ones


Oh my, I haven't laughed that hard in quite a while. Great links, guys.
[thumbs.myopera.com image 273x225]


Ah, a fellow Oregonian too. :-)
 
2012-10-14 07:42:31 PM
That's quite a loogie he's workin' on...
 
2012-10-14 08:33:14 PM
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2012-10-14 11:39:33 PM
Nothing's funnier than this little guy. You get to see his "O" face, but it's really the sounds that are priceless.

/the big ones link was pretty damn close, though
 
2012-10-15 11:32:18 AM

Zombalupagus: Nothing's funnier than this little guy. You get to see his "O" face, but it's really the sounds that are priceless.


If you were paying attention you would have noticed that that vid is a stolen version of La natura di Paolo - Le mie tartarughe (Uploaded by csfprato on Oct 21, 2007) which I linked above.

I guess senility means duplicating a post (even up to rewording my comment "has better sex moans and O face.") gives some people a sense of accomplishment.
 
2012-10-15 07:44:00 PM
That's exactly the sound I make!
 
2012-10-15 08:49:40 PM
Well if you don't like turtle peen don't watch this video. 1:20. Just wait for 1:20.
 
2012-10-16 01:01:33 AM

HairBolus: I guess senility means duplicating a post (even up to rewording my comment "has better sex moans and O face.") gives some people a sense of accomplishment.


Didn't see that when I skimmed, which should be obvious.

I could respond to the comment with something like "You must be real fun at parties" but instead I'll leave it at GMTA.
 
2012-10-16 05:53:27 PM
Am I the only one who cares that most of these are Tortoises, not Turtles!?!

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/this isn't goddamn 'Nam, people
 
2012-10-17 12:31:17 AM

orezona: Am I the only one who cares that most of these are Tortoises, not Turtles!?!

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/this isn't goddamn 'Nam, people


Hahaha I came here looking for this post.. was surprised it took SO many posts!
 
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