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gopher321		2012-10-13 07:53:35 PM

You know, I could have gone my whole life without seeing turtle wang. Thanks, subby.

/I'm assuming that's what it was - might have been a tail

beautifulbob		2012-10-13 09:20:18 PM

I feel sorry for the poor guy. Probably hasn't gotten laid in decades. Still can't get no satisfaction.

Bathia_Mapes		2012-10-13 09:21:16 PM

Funny, but still not as funny as a turtle having sex with a shoe. NSFW content in sidebar

Bathia_Mapes		2012-10-13 09:22:57 PM

gopher321: You know, I could have gone my whole life without seeing turtle wang. Thanks, subby.

/I'm assuming that's what it was - might have been a tail

I can't tell either, so I'll put a warning in the headline.

Mentat		2012-10-13 09:48:15 PM

Turtle sex is so weird.

Ceiling Moran		2012-10-14 12:03:26 AM

hubiestubert		2012-10-14 12:21:59 AM

You see what gay marriage has done?

LOOK AT IT! THIS IS WHAT Y'ALL HAVE DONE!

hogans		2012-10-14 12:28:43 AM

Here's better turtle sex.

/Turtles all the way down

Summoner101		2012-10-14 12:51:17 AM

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Makh		2012-10-14 12:51:51 AM

Ya know what? You can just keep the watering can. Don't thank me. Um, don't even look at me.

Serpoltas		2012-10-14 01:19:20 AM

So that's how turtle watering cans are made.

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buckler		2012-10-14 01:22:56 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Funny, but still not as funny as a turtle having sex with a shoe. NSFW content in sidebar

That sound had me nearly doubled over with laughter.

Bathia_Mapes		2012-10-14 01:48:35 AM

buckler: Bathia_Mapes: Funny, but still not as funny as a turtle having sex with a shoe. NSFW content in sidebar

That sound had me nearly doubled over with laughter.

It's freakin' hysterical. :-D

AllShelleyAllTheTime		2012-10-14 01:54:41 AM

Well...hmm..

Lsherm		2012-10-14 02:22:50 AM

Prior to this exact moment in time, it never even occurred to me that turtles have sex to procreate. Not that I had any other idea about how they procreated, just that if you had asked me, actual sex would not have been on my list of things to guess.

Chariset		2012-10-14 03:44:29 AM

Bathia_Mapes: buckler: Bathia_Mapes: Funny, but still not as funny as a turtle having sex with a shoe. NSFW content in sidebar

That sound had me nearly doubled over with laughter.

It's freakin' hysterical. :-D

It's like someone squeezing a rubber bath toy.

...ee.....ee....ee....ee....eek...ee...

zerkalo		2012-10-14 04:00:19 AM

The young buck upstairs makes less noise

/dorm life

unbelver		2012-10-14 04:49:11 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Funny, but still not as funny as a turtle having sex with a shoe. NSFW content in sidebar

Only if you have an "interesting" youtube browsing history. Care to share? *grin*

Mine's turned off, and all that's in the sidebar is other turtle videos sprinkled with some cat videos.

--Carlos V.

HairBolus		2012-10-14 08:00:58 AM

buckler: Bathia_Mapes: Funny, but still not as funny as a turtle having sex with a shoe. NSFW content in sidebar

That sound had me nearly doubled over with laughter.

I think Paolo the turtle in La natura di Paolo - Le mie tartarughe (Uploaded by csfprato on Oct 21, 2007) has better sex moans and O face.

unchellmatt		2012-10-14 08:07:23 AM

Those suckers will hump ANYTHING. I used to work in the live animal center of a science museum, and the director once left his bike helmet on the floor while we were cleaning the animal pens. Now, some of the animals, we would just let roam around while we cleaned their pens, since they were pretty much harmless, and the large turtle was one such beastie. For want of a better word, he "ran" for the bike helmet the moment we let him out of his enclosure, and we were all transfixed as he promptly started to hump the devil out of it.

Of course, the director was less than amused that we allowed it. Our attitude was "You left it there, wanker." His attitude was "Ew... turtle penis touched my helmet."

llamalarity		2012-10-14 08:39:30 AM

Yeah! Turtle sex thread!!1!

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/seldom get to use this

Peio		2012-10-14 01:37:57 PM

Ah yes, I remember the day I discovered that turtles make ridiculously hilarious noises while humping. That was a joyous day, indeed. The little guys are hilarious, but don't discount the giant ones

Bathia_Mapes		2012-10-14 03:29:45 PM

Peio: Ah yes, I remember the day I discovered that turtles make ridiculously hilarious noises while humping. That was a joyous day, indeed. The little guys are hilarious, but don't discount the giant ones

Granpa?

HortusMatris		2012-10-14 05:44:27 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Funny, but still not as funny as a turtle having sex with a shoe. NSFW content in sidebar

HairBolus: I think Paolo the turtle in La natura di Paolo - Le mie tartarughe (Uploaded by csfprato on Oct 21, 2007) has better sex moans and O face.

Peio: Ah yes, I remember the day I discovered that turtles make ridiculously hilarious noises while humping. That was a joyous day, indeed. The little guys are hilarious, but don't discount the giant ones

Oh my, I haven't laughed that hard in quite a while. Great links, guys.
thumbs.myopera.com

Bathia_Mapes		2012-10-14 06:02:31 PM

HortusMatris: Bathia_Mapes: Funny, but still not as funny as a turtle having sex with a shoe. NSFW content in sidebar

HairBolus: I think Paolo the turtle in La natura di Paolo - Le mie tartarughe (Uploaded by csfprato on Oct 21, 2007) has better sex moans and O face.

Peio: Ah yes, I remember the day I discovered that turtles make ridiculously hilarious noises while humping. That was a joyous day, indeed. The little guys are hilarious, but don't discount the giant ones

Oh my, I haven't laughed that hard in quite a while. Great links, guys.
[thumbs.myopera.com image 273x225]

Ah, a fellow Oregonian too. :-)

janzee		2012-10-14 07:42:31 PM

That's quite a loogie he's workin' on...

relaxitsjustme		2012-10-14 08:33:14 PM

Zombalupagus		2012-10-14 11:39:33 PM

Nothing's funnier than this little guy. You get to see his "O" face, but it's really the sounds that are priceless.

/the big ones link was pretty damn close, though

HairBolus		2012-10-15 11:32:18 AM

Zombalupagus: Nothing's funnier than this little guy. You get to see his "O" face, but it's really the sounds that are priceless.

If you were paying attention you would have noticed that that vid is a stolen version of La natura di Paolo - Le mie tartarughe (Uploaded by csfprato on Oct 21, 2007) which I linked above.

I guess senility means duplicating a post (even up to rewording my comment "has better sex moans and O face.") gives some people a sense of accomplishment.

Devolving_Spud		2012-10-15 07:44:00 PM

That's exactly the sound I make!

blankwhiteboard		2012-10-15 08:49:40 PM

Well if you don't like turtle peen don't watch this video. 1:20. Just wait for 1:20.

Zombalupagus		2012-10-16 01:01:33 AM

HairBolus: I guess senility means duplicating a post (even up to rewording my comment "has better sex moans and O face.") gives some people a sense of accomplishment.

Didn't see that when I skimmed, which should be obvious.

I could respond to the comment with something like "You must be real fun at parties" but instead I'll leave it at GMTA.

orezona		2012-10-16 05:53:27 PM

Am I the only one who cares that most of these are Tortoises, not Turtles!?!

entertainmentagentblog.com

/this isn't goddamn 'Nam, people

Meow928		2012-10-17 12:31:17 AM

orezona: Am I the only one who cares that most of these are Tortoises, not Turtles!?!

[entertainmentagentblog.com image 800x600]

/this isn't goddamn 'Nam, people

Hahaha I came here looking for this post.. was surprised it took SO many posts!

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