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(SeattlePI)   Did you know for only $27 you can pee on a cop car in Seattle?   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 55
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7188 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Oct 2012 at 10:04 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-13 07:40:51 PM
Making public urination an infraction rather than a crime seems very wise. An infraction is a non-criminal violation of the law. It is a civil matter and will never result in a criminal record. Red light tickets and the like are infractions.

Still it seems like a waste of 27 bucks.
 
2012-10-13 08:37:50 PM
make it NYC and you got a deal
 
2012-10-13 09:26:41 PM
He's lucky he didn't get indecent exposure and sex offender status.

Sadly, that's not a joke.
 
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2012-10-13 09:34:45 PM

beautifulbob: He's lucky he didn't get indecent exposure and sex offender status.

Sadly, that's not a joke.


You're correct. In a number of states public urination is a sex crime and will get you a place on the state sex offenders list. Meaning you can't be withing a certain number of feet from any school, etc.
 
2012-10-13 09:37:58 PM
Only $27? That's cheaper than parking in Seattle.
 
2012-10-13 09:47:12 PM
A man who officers say urinated on a Seattle patrol car in the University District was unaware officers were watching him, as a spokesman put it, "mid-stream."

I like to know when the cops are watching me pee on their car. It's more fun that way.
 
2012-10-13 10:08:01 PM
So how much to piss on an actual Seattle cop?

/relevant to my interests
 
2012-10-13 10:10:04 PM
So ... any part of the car? ... like through an open window?
 
2012-10-13 10:10:09 PM
What if I want to take a stuff (as Joe Biden might say) on it?
 
2012-10-13 10:10:21 PM

fragMasterFlash: So how much to piss on an actual Seattle cop?

/relevant to my interests


It's the SPD. They'd shoot you to death and then claim they thought that was a gun you were holding.
 
2012-10-13 10:12:15 PM
Make it a marketing plan. Would help give the states more money than speeding tickets.
 
2012-10-13 10:14:44 PM
you know you want to see my wiener!
 
2012-10-13 10:16:47 PM
How much for peeing on 10 cop cars?
 
2012-10-13 10:18:50 PM

fragMasterFlash: So how much to piss on an actual Seattle cop?

/relevant to my interests


Came here to ask that.
 
2012-10-13 10:18:51 PM

powerofpositiveapathy: How much for peeing on 10 cop cars?


$200, you get a discount if you buy in bulk.
 
2012-10-13 10:19:28 PM
27 bucks? Even if you hit the door handle? Bargain!
 
2012-10-13 10:19:50 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: powerofpositiveapathy: How much for peeing on 10 cop cars?

$200, you get a discount if you buy in bulk.


Season pass FTW
 
2012-10-13 10:20:28 PM

fragMasterFlash: So how much to piss on an actual Seattle cop?

/relevant to my interests


So, how much to be pissed on by an actual woman in a Seattle cop uniform?

/More relevant to my interests
//What?
 
2012-10-13 10:21:44 PM
Is there some sort of pricing schedule like for hookers?
$27 for a piss
$33 for a shiat
$55 for both holes
 
2012-10-13 10:26:03 PM
What if the urinator has an STD?
 
2012-10-13 10:26:06 PM
FIELD TRIP!
 
2012-10-13 10:35:01 PM
Why didn't they mace the crowd out of concern for their own safety? Pussies just up and left.
 
2012-10-13 10:35:09 PM
In Chicago, that would only cost you one bashed-in skull.
 
2012-10-13 10:43:55 PM
The price is a little more if you want the Mexican Piss beat out of you up here
 
2012-10-13 10:47:19 PM
A bargain at twice the price.
 
2012-10-13 10:50:39 PM
Fun fact: that lot is out back of the BoA Branch. The one with private security with gun stationed outside. But let's have the locals be raped and pistol-whipped a couple blocks away. Gots to enforce parking and too-big-to-fail banks rights ahead of the little folks
 
2012-10-13 10:50:39 PM

zerkalo: The price is a little more if you want the Mexican Piss beat out of you up here


Win.
 
2012-10-13 10:57:14 PM
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2012-10-13 11:01:14 PM
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2012-10-13 11:10:14 PM
Seattle cop murders(coma for life!!!) innocent man by slamming him into a concrete wall head first, instead of making sure it was the perp and not ramming hiis motherfarking head into the wall. No charges against the cop ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9llvTQn8v-c
 
2012-10-13 11:18:37 PM
I like how the police had to leave the area out of fear for their own safety. I'm okay with that, given the police corruption and brutality problems.
 
2012-10-13 11:19:24 PM

NFA: beautifulbob: He's lucky he didn't get indecent exposure and sex offender status.

Sadly, that's not a joke.

You're correct. In a number of states public urination is a sex crime and will get you a place on the state sex offenders list. Meaning you can't be withing a certain number of feet from any school, etc.


Also, in New York State, you have to report any time you move, and you have to inform all your new neighbors of your sex offender status.
 
2012-10-13 11:35:10 PM
 
2012-10-13 11:36:30 PM
In Florida, that would be a tazin' offense.
 
2012-10-13 11:42:11 PM
Well, $27 and...

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-13 11:49:24 PM
But if he took a dump on the car he could be part of the Occupy crowd and then everything would be great, right? I mean as far as the Farkers are concerned?
 
2012-10-13 11:50:09 PM

GGracie: Only $27? That's cheaper than parking in Seattle.


Cheaper than pay toilets in London.
 
2012-10-13 11:52:26 PM

illannoyin: fragMasterFlash: So how much to piss on an actual Seattle cop?

/relevant to my interests

So, how much to be pissed on by an actual woman in a Seattle cop uniform?

/More relevant to my interests
//What?


It might be free. Washington state has the highest percentage of female law enforcement urolagnia aficionados!
 
2012-10-13 11:57:49 PM
Good deal. How much to piss on an actual cop?
 
2012-10-14 12:13:27 AM

A Dark Evil Omen: powerofpositiveapathy: How much for peeing on 10 cop cars?

$200, you get a discount if you buy in bulk.


Nope. You only get 1. Second time u get caught it becomes a misdemeanor.
 
2012-10-14 12:19:31 AM

runescorpio: A Dark Evil Omen: powerofpositiveapathy: How much for peeing on 10 cop cars?

$200, you get a discount if you buy in bulk.

Nope. You only get 1. Second time u get caught it becomes a misdemeanor.


img849.imageshack.us

Don't let the man keep you down
 
2012-10-14 12:26:06 AM
Wow hurr durr SPD Mayor McCheese derp Rob McKenna'll clean this sh*t up
derp
 
2012-10-14 12:29:57 AM
Now this might be a great fundraiser.
 
2012-10-14 01:08:11 AM

DownDaRiver: Is there some sort of pricing schedule like for hookers?
$27 for a piss
$33 for a shiat
$55 for both holes


15 years ago in Seattle my girlfriend got asked on the street if a guy could pay her $75 for her to piss on him, so I think you need to adjust your prices upward a bit....
 
2012-10-14 01:12:01 AM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Now this might be a great fundraiser.


Last time they had a fundraiser here the cop in charge embezzled the money.

Lakewood cop accused of embezzling $150K meant for slain officers' families
 
2012-10-14 01:15:38 AM

jmomo: I like how the police had to leave the area out of fear for their own safety. I'm okay with that, given the police corruption and brutality problems.


Funny, I was told that they should stand their ground in the border patrol thread.
 
2012-10-14 01:33:38 AM
It's actually free if you don't get caught!
 
2012-10-14 01:38:57 AM
Hmm. I see a kickstarter project...
 
2012-10-14 02:32:05 AM
img.skitch.com

"You know, I've been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place!"
 
2012-10-14 04:03:01 AM

beautifulbob: He's lucky he didn't get indecent exposure and sex offender status.

Sadly, that's not a joke.


Yup. One of my college roommates was listed as a sex offender for 5 years for taking a drunken leak in an alley.
 
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