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(Venture Beat)   If God of War's Kratos had a dating site profile   (venturebeat.com) divider line 24
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2012-10-13 10:36:00 PM
That was so terrible I think it gave me cancer.
 
2012-10-13 10:38:36 PM
I hope someone paid for this greenlight, one or another.
 
2012-10-13 10:40:14 PM
Perfect date: we could disembowel something together, then get to know each other better in Anger Management workshops.
 
2012-10-13 10:43:39 PM
... you would finish it in three hours and kill yourself as punishment for buying it?

Oh wait, that's the game.

You would read it in thirty seconds and feel sad that someone was paid to write that.
 
2012-10-13 10:44:25 PM
I admit a small chuckle forced its way out of my chest when I read "already topless" in his perfect date.
 
2012-10-13 10:48:39 PM
That was one of the worst posts I've ever seen on Fark.
 
2012-10-13 11:40:25 PM

Blurredplacebo: That was one of the worst posts I've ever seen on Fark.


You obviously never clicked the SbB links on the sports tab, then.
 
2012-10-13 11:50:36 PM

Blurredplacebo: That was one of the worst posts I've ever seen on Fark.


You must have signed up after Fark TV.
 
2012-10-13 11:59:30 PM
I'm not surprised to find more erotic stories involving God of War characters since the game itself includes those stories.
 
2012-10-14 12:07:37 AM
Your blog sucks.
 
2012-10-14 12:14:26 AM
Forgot to mention, I'd thought (the good) G4 did some nice spiffs of Kratos with a parody of "Blind Date"... and then got turned in for the worst with a parody of "Cops."
 
2012-10-14 01:48:40 AM
Sad part about it...I look like that guy.


and sometimes...I do feel like I'm fighting giants, kraken, etc...but I DO love my family.
OK...my dad is an ass.
 
2012-10-14 02:50:17 AM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-14 03:22:30 AM
There aren't many(any) links I'll say this for, but that was seriously terrible you guys. Seriously.
 
2012-10-14 03:37:36 AM
That was pretty shiat; although, if anyone was wondering about the previous "serious relationship" he was referring to...

They had a lot in common.

For a time they did everything together.

But it didn't end well.
 
2012-10-14 04:53:09 AM
 
2012-10-14 07:20:41 AM

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: That was pretty shiat; although, if anyone was wondering about the previous "serious relationship" he was referring to...

They had a lot in common.

For a time they did everything together.

But it didn't end well.


Oh good, we found the other person who read that comic.

/underrated
 
2012-10-14 08:00:43 AM
Why was the "Amusing" tag used?
Doesn't Fark have a "Kill Yourself" tag?
 
2012-10-14 08:59:11 AM
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Not quite THAT bad, but pushing it...subs is on thin ice.
 
2012-10-14 09:52:34 AM
It was mostly bad, but I got a chuckle out of "But the things that happened that night will haunt me forever." "Pussy."
 
2012-10-14 01:11:40 PM
The Peach one at the bottom gave me a laugh, though.
 
2012-10-15 06:55:20 AM
stupid
 
2012-10-15 12:36:28 PM
If God of War any good? I'm 37, have had a PS3 less than a year... I love the Uncharted games, and i'm finding that i don't care for games where you just mash buttons.
 
2012-10-15 01:44:29 PM

Teufelaffe: This is better


Came for this :)
 
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