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(Huffington Post)   Woman files a $3 billion lawsuit against Casey Anthony, saying she "is an Illuminati actress" who threatened to stab her eye out and poison her water supply. Then it gets weird   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 57
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2012-10-13 10:14:37 PM
You can only see her as her true lizard form when you are high off of LSD. That's how David Icke found the truth and look how good he is doin.
 
2012-10-13 10:33:51 PM
media1.break.com
 
2012-10-13 10:35:00 PM
Is it possible for a non-attorney to file a $3 billion lawsuit? Because I can't imagine this crazy woman would be able to find an attorney willing to file a suit this frivolous, unless the attorney really wanted to be disciplined or disbarred.
 
2012-10-13 10:36:18 PM
So, where is Casey Anthony these days?
 
2012-10-13 10:36:31 PM
Who is Casey Anthony and why do we care?
 
2012-10-13 10:36:40 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-10-13 10:37:44 PM
img607.imageshack.us

I'm going to sue you, tot mom, and your little dog too!
 
2012-10-13 10:39:04 PM
Casey Anthony in cahoots with Nancy Grace -- great jumping Jesus you'd have to a long way to find more fantastical claim.
 
2012-10-13 10:40:42 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com?
 
2012-10-13 10:44:00 PM
I know crazy people still have rights, but don't we generally try to keep them away from things they can use to harm others, like sharp objects and shoelaces and the legal system?
 
2012-10-13 10:44:23 PM
Every time a Yankee strikes out an angel gets its wings the game thread gains 50 users.
 
2012-10-13 10:45:02 PM

Wise_Guy: Every time a Yankee strikes out an angel gets its wings the game thread gains 50 users.


/nothing to see here, move along everybody.
 
2012-10-13 10:45:11 PM
l3cdn.funcom.com

Eye cameras? Interesting....
 
2012-10-13 10:46:02 PM
dtdstudios.com
 
2012-10-13 10:47:41 PM

Delay: So, where is Casey Anthony these days?


Somewhere around here. I hope she comes in and gives us her personal view about this.
 
2012-10-13 10:48:54 PM
I'd hit it.

/oblig
 
2012-10-13 10:51:02 PM
Hear her out. It sounds like she has been to the future.
 
2012-10-13 10:51:36 PM
Are we positive that "Naomi Riches" isn't an Evi Quaid alt?
 
2012-10-13 10:52:25 PM
Am I in before hot/crazy graph?
 
2012-10-13 10:53:00 PM
I'd have unprotected sex with her and never worry about the consequences.
 
2012-10-13 11:00:26 PM

DubyaHater: I'd have unprotected sex with her and never worry about the consequences.


Just avert your eyes when going at it doggy style.
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-13 11:01:08 PM
www.innewstoday.net
 
2012-10-13 11:01:09 PM

DubyaHater: I'd have unprotected sex with her and never worry about the consequences.


i'd like to film same then get sloppy seconds.
 
2012-10-13 11:02:52 PM

cryinoutloud: Delay: So, where is Casey Anthony these days?

Somewhere around here. I hope she comes in and gives us her personal view about this.


Maybe her kid could show up with her too and give her personal view? Seven year olds are quite articulate unless suffocated.
 
2012-10-13 11:20:14 PM
www.moonbattery.com

Not impressed.
 
2012-10-13 11:25:13 PM
Does she know they guy in the Lizard people thread? Seems they belong together.
 
2012-10-13 11:25:24 PM
Are you joking? The illuminati would never admit the likes of her.

www.clotee.com
 
2012-10-13 11:26:20 PM
Two of my coworkers just got sued for $500,000 each for conspiring against her with the military and police to send laser beams in her home, as well as steal her thoughts.

It happens more than you think.
 
2012-10-13 11:36:57 PM

mrwillard: Two of my coworkers just got sued for $500,000 each for conspiring against her with the military and police to send laser beams in her home, as well as steal her thoughts.

It happens more than you think.


Of course it happens more often than commonly realized, it's why we have the NDAA. Future lawsuits like that can't be filed as military laser domicile penetration and psychocklepicism increases.
 
2012-10-13 11:53:06 PM
FTA...Casey Anthony called my house August 2011 and told me that my life was being exploited and that I was a hated nation wife, she told me she would come to my house in Fort Collins, Colorado and kill me just as they did Peggy Hettrick in 1987. She let me know that my left eye would be stabbed out as a part of the Illuminati symbolism.


I'm not in any way, shape or form defending Casey Anthony, but since she was 22 years old in 2008, she would have been a toddler in 1987.
 
2012-10-13 11:55:39 PM

Atomic Spunk: Is it possible for a non-attorney to file a $3 billion lawsuit? Because I can't imagine this crazy woman would be able to find an attorney willing to file a suit this frivolous, unless the attorney really wanted to be disciplined or disbarred.


Apparently filed by herself, and hoo boy, but we have some 190 proof distilled crazy in this, to the point I seriously wonder if it is in fact possible for someone to be Baker Acted on the basis of a dismissed lawsuit showing clear evidence of severe psychosis.

(No, seriously, some of the stuff in that lawsuit is straight out of "The CIA put a laser in my butt to talk to the Lizard People on Zeta Reticuli" levels of bugfark nuts. "Makes the average caller on Art Bell seem sane and coherent in comparison" levels of crazy. "Likely eligible for office as a Tea Party candidate" levels of bats-in-the-belfry, toys-in-the-attic screwball.)
 
2012-10-13 11:56:01 PM
Just think, in three weeks time this lady will probably VOTE.

/and many more like her will as well
//be afraid, be very afraid
 
2012-10-13 11:58:53 PM
No matter how weird someone is, there is always someone even stranger.
 
2012-10-14 12:27:30 AM
Any relation to Jonathan Lee Riches?
This is right up his alley.
 
2012-10-14 12:45:50 AM

Bathia_Mapes: FTA...Casey Anthony called my house August 2011 and told me that my life was being exploited and that I was a hated nation wife, she told me she would come to my house in Fort Collins, Colorado and kill me just as they did Peggy Hettrick in 1987. She let me know that my left eye would be stabbed out as a part of the Illuminati symbolism.


I'm not in any way, shape or form defending Casey Anthony, but since she was 22 years old in 2008, she would have been a toddler in 1987.



Read it again. Nutty lady is claiming Casey threatened to do a copycat crime, not that she did the origional one. At any rate, it's ridiculous and should be tossed out of court.
 
2012-10-14 12:54:22 AM

Atomic Spunk: DubyaHater: I'd have unprotected sex with her and never worry about the consequences.

Just avert your eyes when going at it doggy style.
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 526x436]


Is... is that... is that... backne?

It's probably just freckles. Right?

Somebody?

Somebody please tell me it's just freckles.

Please.
 
2012-10-14 01:15:15 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: Atomic Spunk: DubyaHater: I'd have unprotected sex with her and never worry about the consequences.

Just avert your eyes when going at it doggy style.
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 526x436]

Is... is that... is that... backne?

It's probably just freckles. Right?

Somebody?

Somebody please tell me it's just freckles.

Please.


IIRC from a previous thread it's bacne.
 
2012-10-14 01:23:24 AM
So is she from Pennsylvania, or from Fort Collins? 
Also, I hope this does mar the reputation of rowing legend Naomi Riches.
 
2012-10-14 01:34:28 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Pray 4 Mojo: Atomic Spunk: DubyaHater: I'd have unprotected sex with her and never worry about the consequences.

Just avert your eyes when going at it doggy style.
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 526x436]

Is... is that... is that... backne?

It's probably just freckles. Right?

Somebody?

Somebody please tell me it's just freckles.

Please.

IIRC from a previous thread it's bacne.


It is probably the likely scenario. However I think it is premature to rule out bedbug bites. Bed bugs usually go for the arms and the legs, so that would be unlikely, too. All in all all I think I can say is that I am full of shiat and have no farking idea what is going on.
 
2012-10-14 01:49:48 AM
schizophrenia is a horrible mental illness, I hope this lawsuit forces her to get help
 
2012-10-14 02:02:38 AM

octopied: Bathia_Mapes: FTA...Casey Anthony called my house August 2011 and told me that my life was being exploited and that I was a hated nation wife, she told me she would come to my house in Fort Collins, Colorado and kill me just as they did Peggy Hettrick in 1987. She let me know that my left eye would be stabbed out as a part of the Illuminati symbolism.


I'm not in any way, shape or form defending Casey Anthony, but since she was 22 years old in 2008, she would have been a toddler in 1987.


Read it again. Nutty lady is claiming Casey threatened to do a copycat crime, not that she did the origional one. At any rate, it's ridiculous and should be tossed out of court.


Apparently it already HAS been thrown out, on grounds that the judge found it utterly impausible and Butt Laser Crazy (it's not noted in the HuffPo article, but it IS noted in the Radar Online article that HuffPo links to).

And I still think Illuminati Eye Stabby Lady needs a nice soothing vacation in a secure mental facility which features complimentary long-sleeved jackets and hot and cold running Clozaril as amenities, but that's just my two pence.
 
2012-10-14 03:21:52 AM

Bondith: I know crazy people still have rights, but don't we generally try to keep them away from things they can use to harm others, like sharp objects and shoelaces and the legal system?


How do you harm others with shoelaces? Are you some kind of ninja ex-KGB agent?
 
2012-10-14 03:27:25 AM

cman: You can only see her as her true lizard form when you are high off of LSD. That's how David Icke found the truth and look how good he is doin.


Well, duh. LSD is the counter-agent to the Fluorine that they put in the water to make us susceptible to the radio-based hypnosis that keeps us unaware of the dominance of the reverse-vampires and their wolf-blooded Bilderberg kin.
 
2012-10-14 03:33:55 AM
Fnord
 
2012-10-14 04:49:22 AM

Jim_Callahan: cman: You can only see her as her true lizard form when you are high off of LSD. That's how David Icke found the truth and look how good he is doin.

Well, duh. LSD is the counter-agent to the Fluorine that they put in the water to make us susceptible to the radio-based hypnosis that keeps us unaware of the dominance of the reverse-vampires and their wolf-blooded Bilderberg kin.


Don't forget the saucer people!

download.lardlad.com
 
2012-10-14 05:10:39 AM

scrumpox: Any relation to Jonathan Lee Riches?
This is right up his alley.


apparently his wife Link
 
2012-10-14 05:28:06 AM

Atomic Spunk: Is it possible for a non-attorney to file a $3 billion lawsuit? Because I can't imagine this crazy woman would be able to find an attorney willing to file a suit this frivolous, unless the attorney really wanted to be disciplined or disbarred.


Anyone can file a lawsuit. All you need to do is fill out the proper paperwork and submit it along with the filing fee.

This does include those who appear to be suffering from paranoid schizophrenia. Sadly the inevitable result of their completely irrational and fantastic suits being thrown out will likely only reinforce and expand upon their delusions.
 
2012-10-14 06:41:06 AM

Jim_Callahan: cman: You can only see her as her true lizard form when you are high off of LSD. That's how David Icke found the truth and look how good he is doin.

Well, duh. LSD is the counter-agent to the Fluorine that they put in the water to make us susceptible to the radio-based hypnosis that keeps us unaware of the dominance of the reverse-vampires and their wolf-blooded Bilderberg kin.


What, no love for chemtrails?

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-10-14 07:09:12 AM

cman: Bathia_Mapes: Pray 4 Mojo: Atomic Spunk: DubyaHater: I'd have unprotected sex with her and never worry about the consequences.

Just avert your eyes when going at it doggy style.
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 526x436]

Is... is that... is that... backne?

It's probably just freckles. Right?

Somebody?

Somebody please tell me it's just freckles.

Please.

IIRC from a previous thread it's bacne.

It is probably the likely scenario. However I think it is premature to rule out bedbug bites. Bed bugs usually go for the arms and the legs, so that would be unlikely, too. All in all all I think I can say is that I am full of shiat and have no farking idea what is going on.


But did you stay at a Holiday Inn last night?
 
2012-10-14 08:02:56 AM
So, let's say this lady won and actually got the money. What are her next steps? What does she do with the money? What does the money solve? Eyeball camera removal surgery?
 
2012-10-14 08:58:15 AM
i7.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-14 09:18:19 AM

Endive Wombat: So, let's say this lady won and actually got the money. What are her next steps? What does she do with the money? What does the money solve? Eyeball camera removal surgery?


she sends me $10000 to help me with billz
 
2012-10-14 09:19:14 AM
Say what you will about the plaintiff, but her claims still sound more believable than the explanation for what happened to Caykee.
 
2012-10-14 10:18:24 AM
Nice of her to sum up the entire lawsuit in one clear and concise sentence.

from the lawsuit: <strike>Because of her</strike>, I suffer from sever psyhological damage. (de-emphasis mine)

Everything else just shows how badly this nation messed up when we stopped putting people like this in istitutions for the safety of themselves and others.
 
2012-10-14 10:28:32 AM
How does one join the illuminati? Is there an online application or something?
 
2012-10-14 11:21:52 AM

ShannonKW: Bondith: I know crazy people still have rights, but don't we generally try to keep them away from things they can use to harm others, like sharp objects and shoelaces and the legal system?

How do you harm others with shoelaces? Are you some kind of ninja ex-KGB agent?


I can't talk about that, otherwise the pirate CIA will find me.
 
2012-10-14 06:19:04 PM

dallylamma: [media1.break.com image 400x300]


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