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2012-10-13 10:13:39 PM  

libranoelrose: psychicdeath99: cookiefleck: libranoelrose: cookiefleck: I got the fight I paid for!! Whooooo!

But, sadly, most likely you have an "extra topping" on your pizza.

It's a shame, it was working out to be such a wonderful night for you.

Happy 47th birthday old dude.. You're old, btw!

Wow. Almost as old as me.

/Happy Birthday

My birthday isn't actually tonight, but we both work nights and this is the only one we get to share off together, so the woman took me out for Ziguernerschnitzel.


Cool. I had a friend with benefits who shared my birthday (although she's 22 years younger.) We had joint birthday parties for a few years. Sort of drifted apart, though.
 
2012-10-13 10:13:58 PM  

psychicdeath99: I think I like Maia better at 170.


I wouldn't like Maia at 108 pounds. Isn't he a third degree BJJ black belt? That mother farker is not only good. He's a prodigy. This is what he knows how to do.
 
2012-10-13 10:14:16 PM  
HOLY SHIAT

O_O
 
2012-10-13 10:14:21 PM  
Rick Story has been replaced by a jungle gym.
 
2012-10-13 10:14:32 PM  
wtf was that nose thing?
 
2012-10-13 10:14:43 PM  
HOLY CRAP! SQUISH HIS HEAD SO HIS NOSE POPS BLOOD!
 
2012-10-13 10:15:03 PM  
Holy shiat he juiced Story's head.
 
2012-10-13 10:15:13 PM  
Did Storie's brains come out of his nose?
 
2012-10-13 10:15:31 PM  
People forget that Maia clowned Sonnen on the ground. At 170... SCARY.
 
2012-10-13 10:15:32 PM  
def like maia better at 170
 
2012-10-13 10:16:09 PM  
Nasty neck crank. I hate those.
 
2012-10-13 10:16:13 PM  

libranoelrose: HOLY SHIAT

O_O


Can you gif that? Happy birthday, by the way.
 
2012-10-13 10:16:40 PM  
Anyone with the feed that can hook a fellow farker up? eip...
 
2012-10-13 10:16:42 PM  
I hate it when a neck crank is called a RNC.
 
2012-10-13 10:16:47 PM  
That is probably the most painful looking RNC I have ever seen in the UFC.

Oh, and NOSE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

END COMMUNICATION
 
2012-10-13 10:17:29 PM  
*squirt*
 
2012-10-13 10:17:31 PM  
Darn it. I should have had more faith. I picked Maia by second round sub.
 
2012-10-13 10:17:42 PM  
joe knows what he's talking about rnc to neck crank
 
2012-10-13 10:17:57 PM  

Flappyhead: What the hell happened to Storys wrestling?


legitsu > thrasslin
 
2012-10-13 10:19:05 PM  

D_Evans45: Anyone with the feed that can hook a fellow farker up? eip...


Done!
 
2012-10-13 10:19:12 PM  

RogermcAllen: So can we start a Brazil checklist for the main card.

1. Terrible refs stand the fight up too soon
2. Terrible judges give it to the Brazilian guy
3. Illegal kick/knees to the head
4. Rampant booing


5. Rampant nut shots
 
2012-10-13 10:19:28 PM  

psychicdeath99: Darn it. I should have had more faith. I picked Maia by second round sub.


same here heh, we've grown used to decision maia but have enough belief in his submission skills that he could get it. one more fight at 170 should help to reaffirm
 
2012-10-13 10:19:32 PM  

CKing12: Flappyhead: What the hell happened to Storys wrestling?

legitsu > thrasslin


Rarely, but Maia is one of the very few.
 
2012-10-13 10:20:09 PM  
Next up, Davis vs Prado in the eye poke rematch.
 
2012-10-13 10:21:05 PM  
prado isn't excited at all for this....

/lolhatgrab
 
2012-10-13 10:21:07 PM  
He foiled the hat snatches!
 
2012-10-13 10:21:11 PM  
God, bonnars profile is classically handsome.. sad it'll get busted.
 
2012-10-13 10:21:52 PM  

cookiefleck: God, bonnars profile is classically handsome.. sad it'll get busted.


It gets busted EVERY fight. Stitch talked about it in interviews when plugging his book.
 
2012-10-13 10:22:08 PM  

Flragnararch: wtf was that nose thing?


Testiclaw: HOLY CRAP! SQUISH HIS HEAD SO HIS NOSE POPS BLOOD!


violentsalvation: Holy shiat he juiced Story's head.


Link
 
2012-10-13 10:22:23 PM  

the biggest redneck here: I hate it when a neck crank is called a RNC.


Yeah, but most people are only familiar with the choke and they really don't know the awfulness of that crank.
 
2012-10-13 10:22:31 PM  
This dude is happy as a farking clam!
 
2012-10-13 10:23:07 PM  

psychicdeath99: Darn it. I should have had more faith. I picked Maia by second round sub.


Same. I was just hedging bets in case Maia decided to be an idiot and stand for awhile.
 
2012-10-13 10:23:20 PM  

libranoelrose: Flragnararch: wtf was that nose thing?

Testiclaw: HOLY CRAP! SQUISH HIS HEAD SO HIS NOSE POPS BLOOD!

violentsalvation: Holy shiat he juiced Story's head.

Link


SPLOOOOOSHHH
 
2012-10-13 10:23:54 PM  

the biggest redneck here: CKing12: Flappyhead: What the hell happened to Storys wrestling?

legitsu > thrasslin

Rarely, but Maia is one of the very few.


Very rare. He was taking Story down at will, which is a hard thing to do to a strong wrestler.
 
2012-10-13 10:24:26 PM  

RevMercutio: cookiefleck: God, bonnars profile is classically handsome.. sad it'll get busted.

It gets busted EVERY fight. Stitch talked about it in interviews when plugging his book.


I'll have to get that book. Enjoyed Big John's quite a bit. I imagine Stitch has good stories too.
 
2012-10-13 10:24:42 PM  

twernt: psychicdeath99: Darn it. I should have had more faith. I picked Maia by second round sub.

Same. I was just hedging bets in case Maia decided to be an idiot and stand for awhile.


Third that; we've grown used to Maia decisioning at middle weight. Give him one more fight at 170 and we'll have a good picture.
 
2012-10-13 10:25:01 PM  

domino324: Tonight's main event feels exactly like Pacquiao vs. Antonio Margarito. A smaller, world-class fighter going up against a tough brawler who outweighs him by 30 lbs (after rehydration). I actually talked myself into backing Margarito in that fight, but then the fight started and I immediately remembered that Margarito is a bum.

That's what I expect tonight. Everyone right now talking themselves into Bonnar because of his considerable size advantage will be immediately reminded why he's not on Silva's level. Silva by Round 1 KO.


The Ol' James Irvin treatment, if you will.
 
2012-10-13 10:25:32 PM  

Testiclaw: This dude is happy as a farking clam!


We'll se how happy he is when he's getting wrestlefarked in about 3 minutes...
 
2012-10-13 10:25:38 PM  

psychicdeath99: I imagine Stitch has good stories too.


It will leave you...

katelynnpamplin.files.wordpress.com

...in stitches.
 
2012-10-13 10:25:50 PM  
Davis is such a douche.
 
2012-10-13 10:26:22 PM  

libranoelrose: Flragnararch: wtf was that nose thing?

Testiclaw: HOLY CRAP! SQUISH HIS HEAD SO HIS NOSE POPS BLOOD!

violentsalvation: Holy shiat he juiced Story's head.

Link


That was gross. I can't tell if it's coming out of his nose or mouth. I was thinking maybe he was biting his tongue. How else would the neck crank force blood out like that?
 
2012-10-13 10:26:59 PM  
What gym is Davis fighting out of?
 
2012-10-13 10:28:12 PM  

dr_blasto: What gym is Davis fighting out of?


Curves.
 
2012-10-13 10:28:28 PM  
In other news, RFA bought Titan FC, I guess I'll need to start watching those.
 
2012-10-13 10:28:31 PM  

RepoManTSM: Davis is such a douche.


huh?
 
2012-10-13 10:29:19 PM  
I'M ONLY GOING TO WARN YOU 11 TIMES!
 
2012-10-13 10:29:36 PM  

NorCalLos: dr_blasto: What gym is Davis fighting out of?

Curves.


Lulz
 
2012-10-13 10:29:53 PM  
that's how you do a double leg
 
2012-10-13 10:29:54 PM  
The ref better tell the judges to take a point away for that bullshiat.
 
2012-10-13 10:30:24 PM  

dr_blasto: In other news, RFA bought Titan FC, I guess I'll need to start watching those.


I hear they get the AXS broadcast contract as part of the deal, so it should be easy to catch the fights.
 
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