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(Naples Daily News)   Farked-up floozy flees fascist fuzz in Ford Fiesta with five flagons of finest Freixenet. Forgets five-year-old   (naplesnews.com) divider line 8
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jaytkay
2012-10-13 09:47:35 PM
4 votes:
"her 11-year-old son handed investigators a cup of wine from inside the car "

Well, she might not be the best mom, but her son is a very attentive host!
DrPainMD [TotalFark]
2012-10-14 01:11:59 AM
1 votes:
www.cynicalsmirk.com
phaseolus
2012-10-13 11:37:56 PM
1 votes:
Slartibeerfest
2012-10-13 09:36:42 PM
1 votes:
Fark handle?
zerkalo
2012-10-13 09:33:37 PM
1 votes:
foshizzle
Pribar [TotalFark]
2012-10-13 09:12:17 PM
1 votes:
3 and a half bottles of wine??? sweet dear God, she must have a bladder the size of Texas
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2012-10-13 08:28:05 PM
1 votes:
Fleeing floozy fugly.
xanadian [TotalFark]
2012-10-13 06:39:57 PM
1 votes:
Fantastic.
 
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