It's Not News It's Fark.com
Report
Real news. Real funny
Log In
|
Sign Up »
Login
Password
Forgot password?
X
Fark
TotalFark
my
Fark
About/FArQ
Contests
Store
Contact Us
Mobile
Search:
Password
Login
Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience.
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Main
Sports
Business
Geek
Entertainment
Politics
Video
FarkUs
Farked-up floozy flees fascist fuzz in Ford Fiesta with five flagons of finest Freixenet. Forgets five-year-old
(
naplesnews.com
)
5
More:
Florida
,
Ford Fiesta
,
I-75
,
Florida Highway Patrol
,
Freixenet
,
milestones
• • •
3188
clicks; posted to
Main »
on
13 Oct 2012
at
9:32 PM
|
Favorite
| share:
more»
Share this link:
URL:
http://fark.com/go/7380218
Bookmark:
URL:
http://fark.com/7380218
Bookmark:
Article
Comments
close
Voting Results (Smartest)
Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries.
View Voting Results:
Smartest
and
Funniest
Redisplay/refresh voting results
(
Smartest
or
Funniest
) or
Return to comments
Archived thread
Pribar
2012-10-13 09:12:17 PM
2 votes:
3 and a half bottles of wine??? sweet dear God, she must have a bladder the size of Texas
fusillade762
2012-10-13 06:51:17 PM
2 votes:
Florida.
fragMasterFlash
2012-10-13 09:37:14 PM
1 votes:
/been there, f*cked that
Bathia_Mapes
2012-10-13 08:28:05 PM
1 votes:
Fleeing floozy fugly.
Chariset
2012-10-13 07:48:38 PM
1 votes:
Fark.
Displayed
5
of
5
comments
Enable JavaScript for Fark in order to vote for entries.
View Voting Results:
Smartest
and
Funniest
This thread is closed to new comments.
Submit a Link »
Report
Advertise on Fark
Like Fark!
+1 Fark!
Follow @fark on Twitter
Follow us on Pinterest
Top Links
Top Comments
Top Submitters
Press/Publicity
Headlines of the Week
All Latest
Fark Forum
Link Voting
Sports Forum
Fark Blogs
Geek Forum
Fark Book
Entertainment Forum
Fark Travel Guide
Politics Forum
Fark Parties
Fark Party Forum
Fark Chat
Photoshop Forum
PS/Photo Browser
Farktography Forum
Fark Quiz
Report
From the
Fark Shop
:
Niiiice
Clone Captain Rex - Star Wars Mimobot (2GB)
Camaro (Fire Chief) Wireless Road Mice
Beam Me Up A Bottle - Baby Snapsuit
More from the
Fark Shop
»
Stories from our partner sites:
Why These Nymphomaniacs Are Not What...
What The Hell's Happened To Kendra!?
20 Hottest Athlete WAGs On The Entire...
This Is Proof That America Hates Bieber
More news at Scribol »
Texas Or Taxes?
Dumbest Things About The Kentucky Derby
10 Marathons and Races Only An Idiot...
UPDATED: Best Papal Wardrobe Malfunct...
More news at truTV »
TMZ Live: Amanda Bynes Arrest -- Real...
Snooki -- Chris Christie Hates My Guts
Billionaire Kirk Kerkorian -- My Gree...
B-Real from Cypress Hill -- I Rolled...
More news at TMZ »
Halo Live-Action Series In The Works,...
Star Wars Game License Goes Exclusive...
Gears Of War Movie Revived With New P...
LucasArts Shut Down By Disney: End Of...
More news at G4TV »
Report