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Farked-up floozy flees fascist fuzz in Ford Fiesta with five flagons of finest Freixenet. Forgets five-year-old
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Pribar
2012-10-13 09:12:17 PM
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3 and a half bottles of wine??? sweet dear God, she must have a bladder the size of Texas
fusillade762
2012-10-13 06:51:17 PM
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Florida.
fragMasterFlash
2012-10-13 09:37:14 PM
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/been there, f*cked that
Bathia_Mapes
2012-10-13 08:28:05 PM
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Fleeing floozy fugly.
Chariset
2012-10-13 07:48:38 PM
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