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(Naples Daily News)   Farked-up floozy flees fascist fuzz in Ford Fiesta with five flagons of finest Freixenet. Forgets five-year-old   ( ) divider line
    More: Florida, Ford Fiesta, I-75, Florida Highway Patrol, Freixenet, milestones  
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3306 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Oct 2012 at 9:32 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-13 09:47:35 PM  
4 votes:
"her 11-year-old son handed investigators a cup of wine from inside the car "

Well, she might not be the best mom, but her son is a very attentive host!
2012-10-14 01:11:59 AM  
1 vote:
2012-10-13 11:37:56 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-13 09:36:42 PM  
1 vote:
Fark handle?
2012-10-13 09:33:37 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-13 09:12:17 PM  
1 vote:
3 and a half bottles of wine??? sweet dear God, she must have a bladder the size of Texas
2012-10-13 08:28:05 PM  
1 vote:
Fleeing floozy fugly.
2012-10-13 06:39:57 PM  
1 vote:
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