FARK.com: (7380218) Farked-up floozy flees fascist fuzz in Ford Fiesta with five flagons of finest Freixenet. Forgets five-year-old

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		Farked-up floozy flees fascist fuzz in Ford Fiesta with five flagons of finest Freixenet. Forgets five-year-old (naplesnews.com)		30
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xanadian		2012-10-13 06:39:57 PM

Fantastic.

fusillade762		2012-10-13 06:51:17 PM

Florida.

Chariset		2012-10-13 07:48:38 PM

Fark.

Bathia_Mapes		2012-10-13 08:28:05 PM

Fleeing floozy fugly.

Pribar		2012-10-13 09:12:17 PM

3 and a half bottles of wine??? sweet dear God, she must have a bladder the size of Texas

zerkalo		2012-10-13 09:33:37 PM

foshizzle

Slartibeerfest		2012-10-13 09:36:42 PM

Fark handle?

fragMasterFlash		2012-10-13 09:37:14 PM

/been there, f*cked that

EdNortonsTwin		2012-10-13 09:37:44 PM

That's definetly a "ta-daaa!" article.

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick		2012-10-13 09:38:21 PM

I like Frex-I-net

7th Son of a 7th Son		2012-10-13 09:39:07 PM

Fabulous!

Another Government Employee		2012-10-13 09:41:50 PM

Flat footed after finagling the flagon?

SirDigbyChickenCaesar		2012-10-13 09:42:12 PM

further felonies following fast

Nothing To See Here		2012-10-13 09:46:44 PM

Effin A

jaytkay		2012-10-13 09:47:35 PM

"her 11-year-old son handed investigators a cup of wine from inside the car "

Well, she might not be the best mom, but her son is a very attentive host!

BigRightRear		2012-10-13 09:48:00 PM

That's why Florida rocks, beer and wine at the gas stations.

GranoblasticMan		2012-10-13 09:49:38 PM

BigRightRear: That's why Florida rocks, beer and wine at the gas stations.

God bless this f*cked-up state.

Apos		2012-10-13 09:50:32 PM

Figures.

HotWingAgenda		2012-10-13 09:53:50 PM

Lady, once you get past 3 bottles in one night, there are no more halves. That's like measuring a teenager's age in months instead of years.

UncleStumpy		2012-10-13 09:54:56 PM

Flippin fool!!!

zerkalo		2012-10-13 10:00:04 PM

Phreaky

illannoyin		2012-10-13 10:09:04 PM

Fark "forgets five year old"

FTA "her 11-year-old son."

Fail.

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99.998er		2012-10-13 11:06:20 PM

So what happened to the rest of the wine?

adeist69		2012-10-13 11:09:49 PM

"she drank 3 and 1/2 bottles of wine out of the five she purchased at the gas station"

Quitter.

karmaceutical		2012-10-13 11:15:38 PM

Boynton Beach... it's like little New Jersey.

phaseolus		2012-10-13 11:37:56 PM

Another Government Employee: Flat footed after finagling the flagon?

Flat foot floogie with the floy floy!

Cuchulane		2012-10-13 11:54:46 PM

Another Government Employee: Flat footed after finagling the flagon?

Hawkins: I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
Griselda: Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!
Hawkins: They *broke* the chalice from the palace?
Griselda: And replaced it with a flagon.
Hawkins: A flagon...?
Griselda: With the figure of a dragon.
Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon.
Griselda: Right.
Hawkins: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
Griselda: No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
Hawkins: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Griselda: Just remember that.