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(Naples Daily News)   Farked-up floozy flees fascist fuzz in Ford Fiesta with five flagons of finest Freixenet. Forgets five-year-old   (naplesnews.com) divider line 30
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2012-10-13 06:39:57 PM
Fantastic.
 
2012-10-13 06:51:17 PM
Florida.
 
2012-10-13 07:48:38 PM
Fark.
 
2012-10-13 08:28:05 PM
Fleeing floozy fugly.
 
2012-10-13 09:12:17 PM
3 and a half bottles of wine??? sweet dear God, she must have a bladder the size of Texas
 
2012-10-13 09:33:37 PM
foshizzle
 
2012-10-13 09:36:42 PM
Fark handle?
 
2012-10-13 09:37:14 PM
i275.photobucket.com

/been there, f*cked that
 
2012-10-13 09:37:44 PM
That's definetly a "ta-daaa!" article.
 
2012-10-13 09:38:21 PM
I like Frex-I-net
 
2012-10-13 09:39:07 PM
Fabulous!
 
2012-10-13 09:41:50 PM
Flat footed after finagling the flagon?
 
2012-10-13 09:42:12 PM
further felonies following fast
 
2012-10-13 09:46:44 PM
Effin A
 
2012-10-13 09:47:35 PM
"her 11-year-old son handed investigators a cup of wine from inside the car "

Well, she might not be the best mom, but her son is a very attentive host!
 
2012-10-13 09:48:00 PM
That's why Florida rocks, beer and wine at the gas stations.
 
2012-10-13 09:49:38 PM

BigRightRear: That's why Florida rocks, beer and wine at the gas stations.


God bless this f*cked-up state.
 
2012-10-13 09:50:32 PM
Figures.
 
2012-10-13 09:53:50 PM
Lady, once you get past 3 bottles in one night, there are no more halves. That's like measuring a teenager's age in months instead of years.
 
2012-10-13 09:54:56 PM
Flippin fool!!!
 
2012-10-13 10:00:04 PM
Phreaky
 
2012-10-13 10:09:04 PM
Fark "forgets five year old"

FTA "her 11-year-old son."

Fail.

zamolxismd.org
 
2012-10-13 11:06:20 PM
So what happened to the rest of the wine?
 
2012-10-13 11:09:49 PM
"she drank 3 and 1/2 bottles of wine out of the five she purchased at the gas station"


Quitter.
 
2012-10-13 11:15:38 PM
Boynton Beach... it's like little New Jersey.
 
2012-10-13 11:37:56 PM
 
2012-10-13 11:54:46 PM

Another Government Employee: Flat footed after finagling the flagon?


Hawkins: I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
Griselda: Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!
Hawkins: They *broke* the chalice from the palace?
Griselda: And replaced it with a flagon.
Hawkins: A flagon...?
Griselda: With the figure of a dragon.
Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon.
Griselda: Right.
Hawkins: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
Griselda: No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
Hawkins: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Griselda: Just remember that.
 
2012-10-14 12:24:54 AM
That's a ROUGH 49!
 
2012-10-14 01:11:59 AM
www.cynicalsmirk.com
 
2012-10-14 01:20:31 PM
fark Floriduh.
 
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