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(CBS News)   Your bachelor party can't truly be called a success unless it ends with the Coast Guard plucking you off the sinking boat you rented for the occasion   (cbsnews.com) divider line 25
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2012-10-13 07:16:26 PM  
Well, yeah...
 
2012-10-13 07:18:52 PM  
I once rented a sinking boat. I recommend upgrading to the non-sinking boat, it's way more impressive.
 
2012-10-13 07:22:08 PM  
Best man FAIL. The groom doesn't even like boats. And at least four of the 18 better have been strippers.
 
2012-10-13 07:25:31 PM  
when the boat sank because you had been giving topless models kegstands all night, and figured you could them them drunker faster by rigging the motor to the kegline, and then somehow a bikini top got caught in the propeller(who knows? Van Halen was on, and your air guitar solo couldn't be interrupted), which caused a fire onboard, that quickly assembled into a limbo dance line, that went unchecked, and you only noticed the flames because you turned around to high five your buddy over the twins giving you both blow jobs, I would call that a success.

/off to read the article

**crosses fingers**
 
2012-10-13 07:26:46 PM  

HotWingAgenda: I once rented a sinking boat. I recommend upgrading to the non-sinking boat, it's way more impressive.


But that's like renting a submarine without a hole it in. Whats the fun in that?
 
2012-10-13 07:28:04 PM  
Were the Minnesota Vikings in town?
 
2012-10-13 07:32:23 PM  
I wonder if the crew was somehow distracted.
 
2012-10-13 07:33:54 PM  
boats and alcohol don't mix. every best man should know that
 
2012-10-13 07:34:15 PM  

CruJones: Best man FAIL. The groom doesn't even like boats. And at least four of the 18 better have been strippers.


Its bad luck to bring women about a vessel, I have a feeling its for very different reasons the groom was so happy to have been swept away by the seaman. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2012-10-13 07:34:32 PM  
Just wait

.

Mixolydian Master: when the boat sank because you had been giving topless models kegstands all night, and figured you could them them drunker faster by rigging the motor to the kegline, and then somehow a bikini top got caught in the propeller(who knows? Van Halen was on, and your air guitar solo couldn't be interrupted), which caused a fire onboard, that quickly assembled into a limbo dance line, that went unchecked, and you only noticed the flames because you turned around to high five your buddy over the twins giving you both blow jobs, I would call that a success.


You've given away the plot to "Hangover IV"
 
2012-10-13 07:39:24 PM  
Nice Boat.
 
2012-10-13 07:39:58 PM  
Marriage = Sinking ship

maybe its an omen
 
2012-10-13 07:41:16 PM  

That_Bob_Guy: Just wait

. Mixolydian Master: when the boat sank because you had been giving topless models kegstands all night, and figured you could them them drunker faster by rigging the motor to the kegline, and then somehow a bikini top got caught in the propeller(who knows? Van Halen was on, and your air guitar solo couldn't be interrupted), which caused a fire onboard, that quickly assembled into a limbo dance line, that went unchecked, and you only noticed the flames because you turned around to high five your buddy over the twins giving you both blow jobs, I would call that a success.

You've given away the plot to "Hangover IV"


lmao. I had that in the rearseat of my conscience as I wrote it.

/super trite

(I have it on good authority the next Hangover takes place on a 400HP Gondola that starts in Venice, Italy and through sheer goofiness, they wake up off the coast of Somalia and TWO of them lose teeth this time. You never heard it from me though)
 
2012-10-13 07:43:28 PM  

That_Bob_Guy: Just wait

. Mixolydian Master: when the boat sank because you had been giving topless models kegstands all night, and figured you could them them drunker faster by rigging the motor to the kegline, and then somehow a bikini top got caught in the propeller(who knows? Van Halen was on, and your air guitar solo couldn't be interrupted), which caused a fire onboard, that quickly assembled into a limbo dance line, that went unchecked, and you only noticed the flames because you turned around to high five your buddy over the twins giving you both blow jobs, I would call that a success.

You've given away the plot to "Hangover IV"


I'm thinking Club Paradise 2...
 
2012-10-13 07:57:54 PM  
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cuase I'm sailing on a boat...
 
2012-10-13 08:01:59 PM  

BLEMDAR: Marriage = Sinking ship

maybe its an omen


Maybe? That's an understatement. Dude has just been given the perfect analogy for marriage
 
2012-10-13 08:15:06 PM  
Our boat, our boat, our boat is sinking down
 
2012-10-13 08:44:27 PM  

Bucky Katt: boats and alcohol don't mix. every best man should know that


Boats are holes in the water that you pour moneyalcohol into.
 
2012-10-13 09:15:24 PM  
So... when gay guys get married... how does the bachelor party thing work?

Do you have two bachelor parties on separate weekends or something?

/Serious.
//It's confusing.
 
2012-10-13 09:17:19 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: So... when gay guys get married... how does the bachelor party thing work?

Do you have two bachelor parties on separate weekends or something?

/Serious.
//It's confusing.


It involves unconsenting turtles and a playstation 2 forced to strip to it's component parts.
 
2012-10-13 09:27:03 PM  
Also...

If it farks, floats or flies...
Better to rent than buy.
 
2012-10-13 09:58:49 PM  
Damn, worst we did was give the groom a black eye. Well, we didn't, but snowball fight on UGA campus someone (probably from up north) put a rock in the snowball.

Bonus: that was 8 am the next morning.

Double Bonus: no one left that party without bleeding.
 
2012-10-13 11:43:49 PM  

Bucky Katt: boats and alcohol don't mix. every best man should know that


We all know what you think, Smithers.

Oh, wait, no... that's women and seamen.
 
2012-10-14 01:05:04 AM  
The Emperor Nero had a special "sinking boat" built for his Mother. The bottom was designed to come apart while the lake cruise was in progress. Despite the loss of most or all of the crew, his Mother was a strong swimmer, swam to shore and survived that and several more attempts on her life, until an exasperated Nero simply had her killed by soldiers.

But I digress.

Rule number one of batchelor parties: don't come back without the groom. Rule number two: a batchelor party is not a college hazing. You are not allowed to lose a few.
 
2012-10-14 08:03:10 AM  
Hangover Part 4?
 
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