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(Huffington Post)   Pro-life, "family values" Republican, whose four affairs resulted in a divorce, says that when he told one of his lovers to get an abortion, he didn't really think she was pregnant. See? All better now   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 21
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2012-10-13 04:35:32 PM  
8 votes:
It was a metaphor, people. It's like when someone's boss doesn't pay attention to them you say something like "Man, that guy gets away with murder." Or When you haven't eaten all day you might say "I could eat a horse".

When you want to end a relationship without drama sometimes you say things like "baby, you should totally abort my love child on the hush."

We talk like this all the time out in the real world Libs. Get out of your ivory towers.
2012-10-13 06:51:27 PM  
5 votes:
cl.jroo.me
2012-10-13 08:23:07 PM  
3 votes:
ATTENTION EVERYONE


Remember very much to not do the flaming wars of the others. I wish not to have to require the decorum upon you. You are welcome.
2012-10-13 06:40:47 PM  
3 votes:

theteacher: "his fling with the patient occurred while he was legally separated from his then-wife"

Yeah it was OKAY to FARK A PATIENT because I was divorced.


Stop being a judgmental jerk. He and his wife had already made a written document entitling him to fark other people, in accordance with the Christian tradition of marriage.
2012-10-13 06:37:28 PM  
3 votes:

RedT: Geez Libs, God forgave him; he says so. So, why can't you?


Maybe God was just kidding when he forgave him.
2012-10-13 11:16:35 PM  
2 votes:
i.huffpost.com

Here is what to do if you want to get a lift from a Vogon: forget it.
They are one of the most unpleasant races in the Galaxy -- not actually evil, but bad tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous.

The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat.

On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry at you.
2012-10-13 05:54:29 PM  
2 votes:

cman: Sgt Otter: cman: Pete and Repete were in a boat...

I believe the "when I told her to get an abortion, I was...uh,um...I was...I WAS KIDDING!" is a new detail, hence the FOLLOW-UP tag.

Well, I guess I am dumb AND blind


Don't be so hard on yourself...you're not blind

;)
2012-10-14 12:23:23 AM  
1 votes:

cman: propasaurus: Gyrfalcon: cchris_39: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.

Even people who are devoutly pro-choice are not happy about abortion, you know. Nobody I know jumps out of bed in the morning going "Yay! We have abortions! Isn't that lovely!"

Here's the thing (and I think it's the point you were trying to make). There's a difference between being pro-life (honestly, it's just anti-abortion) and having a deeply held religious belief in the miracle of life beginning at the instant of conception. One can be anti-abortion in the general and still allow for exceptions. One cannot, in any way have a deeply held religious belief that has loopholes. Ryan (as I'm sure you know) went out of his way to justify his anti-abortion position within the framework of his religious beliefs. It's why he felt he needed to tell that (possibly plagiarized) story about his little "Bean."
So, yes, either he's lying or he's condoning what he believes to be murder. Either way, he's breaking a Commandment. Just to get elected.

I am not saying that both sides are hypocrites, I am just saying that every human on earth is one. Humans are good at convincing themselves that they practice what they preach as we are more interested in shaming or attacking others.

BTW your last sentence was an incomplete sentence. I am just giving you a heads up. I am not trying to be a grammar Nazi or anything.


Only a grammar Fascist would complain about a sentence fragment. Only a grammar Fascist.
2012-10-13 07:52:55 PM  
1 votes:
Hey, it's not like he was the one getting the abortion!
2012-10-13 07:18:31 PM  
1 votes:

cchris_39: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.


Even people who are devoutly pro-choice are not happy about abortion, you know. Nobody I know jumps out of bed in the morning going "Yay! We have abortions! Isn't that lovely!"
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2012-10-13 07:17:59 PM  
1 votes:

machoprogrammer: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

disclaimer: I think Paul Ryan is a shiatheel and am not voting for him. And I know you, or some one else, is going to just reply to this with "SO VOTE REPUBLICAN!" or something equally retarded, but I will humor you anyway.

If Paul Ryan was against abortion in the case of rape and incest too, you would be flaming him for that. Maybe he just realizes how awful rape and incest are and that the burden of carrying the baby after such a terrible experience would just be too much?

cman: nmemkha: cman: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones

Translation: both sides are bad, so vote Republican. Why choose a lesser evil?

Translation: you are full of shiat. That goes for the poster I was replying to and you.

This is Fark, where any criticism of someone with a D after their name automatically makes you a Republican (because there are only two schools of thought) and will be met with "SO VOTE REPUBLICAN!". Independent thoughts are not exactly in surplus on hereSo vote Republican.


FTFY
2012-10-13 07:02:37 PM  
1 votes:
Is the president still black? If so this is irrelevant.
2012-10-13 06:49:47 PM  
1 votes:

snowshovel: You know how I can tell when Libs are desperate? They start dragging out stories like this from the muck instead of focusing on the issues that are important to voters.


Excuse me, but the sanctity of marriage is the foundation of this country. It's one of the founding principles, by God! When you allow people to engage in whatever kind of sexual activity, you're encouraging an immorality that strips away God's protection. How can you say that abortion and the definition of marriage are unimportant to voters?
2012-10-13 06:48:51 PM  
1 votes:

snowshovel: You know how I can tell when Libs are desperate? They start dragging out stories like this from the muck instead of focusing on the issues that are important to voters.


I'll just leave this here...

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2012-10-13 06:48:19 PM  
1 votes:

snowshovel: You know how I can tell when Libs Conservative politicians are desperate? They start dragging living out stories like this from the muck instead of focusing on the issues that are important to voters.


FTFY.
2012-10-13 06:45:01 PM  
1 votes:
You know how I can tell when Libs are desperate? They start dragging out stories like this from the muck instead of focusing on the issues that are important to voters.
2012-10-13 06:30:58 PM  
1 votes:
Geez Libs, God forgave him; he says so. So, why can't you?
2012-10-13 06:12:09 PM  
1 votes:
See this is why male Republicans generally always fark men. No babies or Abortions.

/Vote Republican and finally admit you are gay.
2012-10-13 06:06:26 PM  
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: cman: Sgt Otter: cman: Pete and Repete were in a boat...

I believe the "when I told her to get an abortion, I was...uh,um...I was...I WAS KIDDING!" is a new detail, hence the FOLLOW-UP tag.

Well, I guess I am dumb AND blind

Don't be so hard on yourself...you're not blind

;)


"You're a fat sack of crap"

"Whaddaya mean, 'sack'?"
2012-10-13 04:33:33 PM  
1 votes:
But he pleaded for understanding

Don't worry, we all understand...that you're a douchebag
2012-10-13 04:04:59 PM  
1 votes:
Pete and Repete were in a boat...
 
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