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(Huffington Post)   Pro-life, "family values" Republican, whose four affairs resulted in a divorce, says that when he told one of his lovers to get an abortion, he didn't really think she was pregnant. See? All better now   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 128
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2012-10-13 06:55:31 PM  
He also didn't think that the wife he cheated on was, in fact, married to him.
 
2012-10-13 06:58:27 PM  

dopirt: snowshovel: You know how I can tell when Libs are desperate? They start dragging out stories like this from the muck instead of focusing on the issues that are important to voters.

I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.



There are two possibilities: 1) Ryan is just pretending to feel that way so he can try and peel off some moderates with a semi-moderate stance on abortion 2) Ryan really does have problems thinking consistently and is in favor of killing lots of babies.

Either way, he's bearing false witness and/or murdering. Why does Paul Ryan hate the Ten Commandments?
 
2012-10-13 06:59:33 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: [i.huffpost.com image 570x238]

That ugly fark is the reason why I continue to ask out women who are way out of my league (and my batting average is pretty damn good, if I do say so myself).

I figure if an ugly fark like him can get laid, then a slightly less ugly looking fark like me should have no problem.

/of course, I'd have to see his women before I can make a completely accurate comparison.


blech, he looks like an ad for birth control.
 
2012-10-13 07:02:37 PM  
Is the president still black? If so this is irrelevant.
 
2012-10-13 07:08:08 PM  

NFA: The Republican Party, the party Politicians, Lawyers, and Doctors, the people of profound hypocrisy.


Fixed for you.

Just a reminder that John Edwards ran on family values, too.
 
2012-10-13 07:09:33 PM  

snowshovel: You know how I can tell when Libs are desperate? They start dragging out stories like this from the muck instead of focusing on the issues that are important to voters.


Either family values are an important part of the conservative platform or they are not. If they are, then violation of said values should be an important issue to voters and should be focused on. If they are not, then conservative politicians should not be attacking liberal politicians for violations of the same values they don't seem to hold.

You can't have it both ways. If cheating on one's wife is not an important issue. then why was impeaching Clinton for it such a big deal?
 
2012-10-13 07:12:06 PM  

dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.


disclaimer: I think Paul Ryan is a shiatheel and am not voting for him. And I know you, or some one else, is going to just reply to this with "SO VOTE REPUBLICAN!" or something equally retarded, but I will humor you anyway.

If Paul Ryan was against abortion in the case of rape and incest too, you would be flaming him for that. Maybe he just realizes how awful rape and incest are and that the burden of carrying the baby after such a terrible experience would just be too much?

cman: nmemkha: cman: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones

Translation: both sides are bad, so vote Republican. Why choose a lesser evil?

Translation: you are full of shiat. That goes for the poster I was replying to and you.


This is Fark, where any criticism of someone with a D after their name automatically makes you a Republican (because there are only two schools of thought) and will be met with "SO VOTE REPUBLICAN!". Independent thoughts are not exactly in surplus on here.
 
2012-10-13 07:15:23 PM  

dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.


Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.
 
2012-10-13 07:16:15 PM  

machoprogrammer: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

disclaimer: I think Paul Ryan is a shiatheel and am not voting for him. And I know you, or some one else, is going to just reply to this with "SO VOTE REPUBLICAN!" or something equally retarded, but I will humor you anyway.

If Paul Ryan was against abortion in the case of rape and incest too, you would be flaming him for that. Maybe he just realizes how awful rape and incest are and that the burden of carrying the baby after such a terrible experience would just be too much?

cman: nmemkha: cman: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones

Translation: both sides are bad, so vote Republican. Why choose a lesser evil?

Translation: you are full of shiat. That goes for the poster I was replying to and you.

This is Fark, where any criticism of someone with a D after their name automatically makes you a Republican (because there are only two schools of thought) and will be met with "SO VOTE REPUBLICAN!". Independent thoughts are not exactly in surplus on here.


So vote Republican. Or vote for the Republican who lost in the primary and now calls himself a Libertarian.
 
2012-10-13 07:16:18 PM  
Just a reminder that John Edwards ran on family values, too.

From what I've seen, ANYONE running on a platform of family values is cheating.
 
ecl
2012-10-13 07:17:59 PM  

machoprogrammer: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

disclaimer: I think Paul Ryan is a shiatheel and am not voting for him. And I know you, or some one else, is going to just reply to this with "SO VOTE REPUBLICAN!" or something equally retarded, but I will humor you anyway.

If Paul Ryan was against abortion in the case of rape and incest too, you would be flaming him for that. Maybe he just realizes how awful rape and incest are and that the burden of carrying the baby after such a terrible experience would just be too much?

cman: nmemkha: cman: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones

Translation: both sides are bad, so vote Republican. Why choose a lesser evil?

Translation: you are full of shiat. That goes for the poster I was replying to and you.

This is Fark, where any criticism of someone with a D after their name automatically makes you a Republican (because there are only two schools of thought) and will be met with "SO VOTE REPUBLICAN!". Independent thoughts are not exactly in surplus on hereSo vote Republican.


FTFY
 
2012-10-13 07:18:18 PM  

stoli n coke: So vote Republican. Or vote for the Republican who lost in the primary and now calls himself a Libertarian.


Since I am voting for Obama, does that mean I need to now vote Republican? I have criticized Democrats, so therefore I must be a Republican, right?
 
2012-10-13 07:18:31 PM  

cchris_39: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.


Even people who are devoutly pro-choice are not happy about abortion, you know. Nobody I know jumps out of bed in the morning going "Yay! We have abortions! Isn't that lovely!"
 
2012-10-13 07:22:19 PM  

machoprogrammer: stoli n coke: So vote Republican. Or vote for the Republican who lost in the primary and now calls himself a Libertarian.

Since I am voting for Obama, does that mean I need to now vote Republican? I have criticized Democrats, so therefore I must be a Republican, right?


Lighten up, Francis. It's a joke and you left yourself wide open for it..

Jeez, you need a drink or a blowjob or something. You're wound way too tight.
 
2012-10-13 07:23:19 PM  

stoli n coke: machoprogrammer: stoli n coke: So vote Republican. Or vote for the Republican who lost in the primary and now calls himself a Libertarian.

Since I am voting for Obama, does that mean I need to now vote Republican? I have criticized Democrats, so therefore I must be a Republican, right?

Lighten up, Francis. It's a joke and you left yourself wide open for it..

Jeez, you need a drink or a blowjob or something. You're wound way too tight.


I know, I need to chill out a bit. Just annoys me when the majority of people on the Politics tab act like that.
 
2012-10-13 07:23:42 PM  

stoli n coke: machoprogrammer: stoli n coke: So vote Republican. Or vote for the Republican who lost in the primary and now calls himself a Libertarian.

Since I am voting for Obama, does that mean I need to now vote Republican? I have criticized Democrats, so therefore I must be a Republican, right?

Lighten up, Francis. It's a joke and you left yourself wide open for it..

Jeez, you need a drink or a blowjob or something. You're wound way too tight.


Nah, he's not. Fark is awful about this shiat. The fact that you're just poking him in the side doesn't change the fact that he's right
 
2012-10-13 07:23:55 PM  

cman: nmemkha: cman: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones

Translation: both sides are bad, so vote Republican. Why choose a lesser evil?

Translation: you are full of shiat. That goes for the poster I was replying to and you.


www.trilobite.org
 
2012-10-13 07:24:05 PM  
He is a good person! He just screwed up. Everybody screws up sometimes, or are you perfect? It's no big deal, you guys are just making drama for no reason. He admitted he handled it badly, but I don't see what was so wrong. There's no question at times in his life, partially driven by how passionately he felt about this country, that he worked far too hard and things happened in his life that were not appropriate. The heart wants what it wants. He was just positioning his feet, he's a fairly wide guy. Infidelity is an exhaustive subject that always falls short of words. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in his life, the person he loved and respect the most, Susan...He is so sorry. He knew his actions were wrong. But he convinced himself that normal rules didn't apply...He felt that he had worked hard his entire life and deserved to enjoy all the temptations around him. He felt he was entitled... He was wrong. He was foolish. He doesn't get to play by different rules. You gotta say this was an act of stupid hubris. All you have to do is look at Scott DesJarlais. He has a high cheekbone and low brow ridges. Those are signs of very high testosterone.
 
2012-10-13 07:24:06 PM  
And yeah, I did set myself up for it and knew you were kidding; I actually expected more responses like that
 
2012-10-13 07:25:04 PM  
Pretty much this.

The thing I don't get is why it's so hard for most/many conservatives to understand is that (apart from the doctor-patient issue in this case) it's the hypocrisy that we're taking issue with, not the behavior itself. He and his wife have an agreement? Fine, that's between the two of them. But it is arrogantly hypocritical for him to try to legislate any brand of morality for the rest of us.
 
2012-10-13 07:26:05 PM  

Some_Local_Deity: Pretty much this.

The thing I don't get is why it's so hard for most/many conservatives to understand is that (apart from the doctor-patient issue in this case) it's the hypocrisy that we're taking issue with, not the behavior itself. He and his wife have an agreement? Fine, that's between the two of them. But it is arrogantly hypocritical for him to try to legislate any brand of morality for the rest of us.


They're just following the example God set: Do as I say, not as I do.
 
2012-10-13 07:27:22 PM  

JudgeSmails: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin:

i.huffpost.com

That ugly fark is the reason why I continue to ask out women who are way out of my league (and my batting average is pretty damn good, if I do say so myself).

I figure if an ugly fark like him can get laid, then a slightly less ugly looking fark like me should have no problem.

/of course, I'd have to see his women before I can make a completely accurate comparison.

blech, he looks like an ad for birth control.


Either that or an ad for legitimate rape. :) 

/rape

//rape
 
2012-10-13 07:28:27 PM  

cchris_39: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.


Way to not address the issue at all. Yes, there are conservatives that accept those exceptions, but that doesn't make them any less ridiculous. If you actually believe that life starts at conception then how is any abortion acceptable? If you believe life starts at conception then it follows that abortion = murder. Could it be that they don't actually believe life begins at conception and are just shamelessly pandering for votes?
 
2012-10-13 07:29:58 PM  

TV's Vinnie: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

The thing is, the republicans actually subscribe to a bizarre religious philosophy. They view themselves as "God's Chosen", which means that not only do they think they have the legal power (as granted by God) to force laws and religious doctrine upon other people, but they themselves as exempt from any laws, including the ones they force on the rest of us.


AKA "Spiritual aristocracy".

One reason they want to make blasphemy a capital crime is that accusing those Chosen of hypocrisy means that you're going to be executed.
 
2012-10-13 07:30:28 PM  

one small post for man: cchris_39: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.

Way to not address the issue at all. Yes, there are conservatives that accept those exceptions, but that doesn't make them any less ridiculous. If you actually believe that life starts at conception then how is any abortion acceptable? If you believe life starts at conception then it follows that abortion = murder. Could it be that they don't actually believe life begins at conception and are just shamelessly pandering for votes?


Since when does being conservative mean that you must follow whatever ideology you personally ascribe to all conservatives?
 
2012-10-13 07:30:57 PM  

machoprogrammer: If Paul Ryan was against abortion in the case of rape and incest too, you would be flaming him for that. Maybe he just realizes how awful rape and incest are and that the burden of carrying the baby after such a terrible experience would just be too much?


Of course, but for a very different reason. It's one thing to hold a view that I disagree with, it's a completely different thing to hold a hypocritical view. I'll flame both, but in very different ways.
 
2012-10-13 07:33:08 PM  

bhcompy: one small post for man: cchris_39: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.

Way to not address the issue at all. Yes, there are conservatives that accept those exceptions, but that doesn't make them any less ridiculous. If you actually believe that life starts at conception then how is any abortion acceptable? If you believe life starts at conception then it follows that abortion = murder. Could it be that they don't actually believe life begins at conception and are just shamelessly pandering for votes?

Since when does being conservative mean that you must follow whatever ideology you personally ascribe to all conservatives?


I know you are trolling, but I'll humor you.

I didn't ascribe the ideology to anyone. Paul Ryan claimed this ideology for himself. Or were his words during the VP debate not intended as factual statements?
 
2012-10-13 07:35:19 PM  

one small post for man: bhcompy: one small post for man: cchris_39: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.

Way to not address the issue at all. Yes, there are conservatives that accept those exceptions, but that doesn't make them any less ridiculous. If you actually believe that life starts at conception then how is any abortion acceptable? If you believe life starts at conception then it follows that abortion = murder. Could it be that they don't actually believe life begins at conception and are just shamelessly pandering for votes?

Since when does being conservative mean that you must follow whatever ideology you personally ascribe to all conservatives?

I know you are trolling, but I'll humor you.

I didn't ascribe the ideology to anyone. Paul Ryan claimed this ideology for himself. Or were his words during the VP debate not intended as factual statements?


And the statement made by cchris was not pointed at Paul Ryan, it was pointed at conservatives that are okay with abortion.
 
2012-10-13 07:37:11 PM  

bhcompy: one small post for man: bhcompy: one small post for man: cchris_39: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.

Way to not address the issue at all. Yes, there are conservatives that accept those exceptions, but that doesn't make them any less ridiculous. If you actually believe that life starts at conception then how is any abortion acceptable? If you believe life starts at conception then it follows that abortion = murder. Could it be that they don't actually believe life begins at conception and are just shamelessly pandering for votes?

Since when does being conservative mean that you must follow whatever ideology you personally ascribe to all conservatives?

I know you are trolling, but I'll humor you.

I didn't ascribe the ideology to anyone. Paul Ryan claimed this ideology for himself. Or were his words during the VP debate not intended as factual statements?

And the statement made by cchris was not pointed at Paul Ryan, it was pointed at conservatives that are okay with abortion.


CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE MY farkING CAR KEYS ARE?
 
2012-10-13 07:37:41 PM  

bhcompy: one small post for man: bhcompy: one small post for man: cchris_39: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.

Way to not address the issue at all. Yes, there are conservatives that accept those exceptions, but that doesn't make them any less ridiculous. If you actually believe that life starts at conception then how is any abortion acceptable? If you believe life starts at conception then it follows that abortion = murder. Could it be that they don't actually believe life begins at conception and are just shamelessly pandering for votes?

Since when does being conservative mean that you must follow whatever ideology you personally ascribe to all conservatives?

I know you are trolling, but I'll humor you.

I didn't ascribe the ideology to anyone. Paul Ryan claimed this ideology for himself. Or were his words during the VP debate not intended as factual statements?

And the statement made by cchris was not pointed at Paul Ryan, it was pointed at conservatives that are okay with abortion.


No shiat. He was dodging the original question. Just like you are.
 
2012-10-13 07:40:38 PM  
Family values?

i184.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-13 07:45:52 PM  
The Culture War has gone full on Apocalypse Now.

Anti-abortion == abortion pushing adulterer

Anti-gay == gay as a gay dollar bill

Anti-immigrant == gay sex with lawnmowing hermano of a Mexican abortionist

Anti-sharia == advocate Mosaic laws to kill unruly children
 
2012-10-13 07:46:26 PM  

bhcompy: stoli n coke: machoprogrammer: stoli n coke: So vote Republican. Or vote for the Republican who lost in the primary and now calls himself a Libertarian.

Since I am voting for Obama, does that mean I need to now vote Republican? I have criticized Democrats, so therefore I must be a Republican, right?

Lighten up, Francis. It's a joke and you left yourself wide open for it..

Jeez, you need a drink or a blowjob or something. You're wound way too tight.

Nah, he's not. Fark is awful about this shiat. The fact that you're just poking him in the side doesn't change the fact that he's right


I biatch about it everyone once in a while too. It doesn't change anything, but it makes me feel all superior and righteous when I point out that the Democrats can be just as partisan as the Republicans.

That said, stoli n coke's suggestion is never a bad one.
 
2012-10-13 07:47:39 PM  

one small post for man: bhcompy: one small post for man: bhcompy: one small post for man: cchris_39: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.

Way to not address the issue at all. Yes, there are conservatives that accept those exceptions, but that doesn't make them any less ridiculous. If you actually believe that life starts at conception then how is any abortion acceptable? If you believe life starts at conception then it follows that abortion = murder. Could it be that they don't actually believe life begins at conception and are just shamelessly pandering for votes?

Since when does being conservative mean that you must follow whatever ideology you personally ascribe to all conservatives?

I know you are trolling, but I'll humor you.

I didn't ascribe the ideology to anyone. Paul Ryan claimed this ideology for himself. Or were his words during the VP debate not intended as factual statements?

And the statement made by cchris was not pointed at Paul Ryan, it was pointed at conservatives that are okay with abortion.

No shiat. He was dodging the original question. Just like you are.


More like he's missing the concept.
 
2012-10-13 07:48:09 PM  

ecl: Why is everyone so up in arms? He's only doing all this to cover up his homosexuality which would truly derail his political career.


I'm waiting for the republican's response when limbaugh finally comes out of the closet. That guy is gayer than a

bitchujusmad.com

cockingasnook.files.wordpress.com

blogs.herald.com


larry5154.files.wordpress.com



/meh. who am I kidding? his sheeple would forgive him for that. just like they forgave him for being a drug shopping hypocrite drug addict; just like they forgave him for getting divorced a first time, and a second time, and a third time...
 
2012-10-13 07:48:12 PM  

cman: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE MY farkING CAR KEYS ARE?


Say it out loud, it apparently helps.

Link
 
2012-10-13 07:49:37 PM  

one small post for man: bhcompy: one small post for man: bhcompy: one small post for man: cchris_39: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.

Way to not address the issue at all. Yes, there are conservatives that accept those exceptions, but that doesn't make them any less ridiculous. If you actually believe that life starts at conception then how is any abortion acceptable? If you believe life starts at conception then it follows that abortion = murder. Could it be that they don't actually believe life begins at conception and are just shamelessly pandering for votes?

Since when does being conservative mean that you must follow whatever ideology you personally ascribe to all conservatives?

I know you are trolling, but I'll humor you.

I didn't ascribe the ideology to anyone. Paul Ryan claimed this ideology for himself. Or were his words during the VP debate not intended as factual statements?

And the statement made by cchris was not pointed at Paul Ryan, it was pointed at conservatives that are okay with abortion.

No shiat. He was dodging the original question. Just like you are.


And what's that? How do you allow Paul Ryan to make a statement saying he thinks lift starts at conception but abortion is okay? That's a semantics question. The real answer is that it doesn't matter what you believe regarding life. It doesn't make someone else who doesn't believe that life starts conception any different, because the reality is what it is and doesn't change, whether you think it is another human, a parasite, or just a hunk of cells. Realistically, Paul Ryan is a politician. Hypocrisy, particularly in public oration, is in his blood, just like it is for every other successful politician. That is how you get elected in today's America. All I really care about are actions, not some dumb political talk, and Ryan's actions haven't been laudable at all, and that's all that really matters, because that's the only real measure of a politician, and that's why I won't vote for him.
 
2012-10-13 07:52:55 PM  
Hey, it's not like he was the one getting the abortion!
 
2012-10-13 07:59:46 PM  
He charged that his opponent in next month's election, Democratic state Sen. Eric Stewart, was using dirty tricks against him.

yet those jedi mind tricks and time travel will sink you every time.
 
ecl
2012-10-13 08:06:13 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: ecl: Why is everyone so up in arms? He's only doing all this to cover up his homosexuality which would truly derail his political career.

I'm waiting for the republican's response when limbaugh finally comes out of the closet. That guy is gayer than a

[biatchujusmad.com image 557x235]

[cockingasnook.files.wordpress.com image 308x554]

[blogs.herald.com image 400x367]


[larry5154.files.wordpress.com image 500x368]


/meh. who am I kidding? his sheeple would forgive him for that. just like they forgave him for being a drug shopping hypocrite drug addict; just like they forgave him for getting divorced a first time, and a second time, and a third time...


He is figuratively and literally the sputtering asshole of Missouri.
 
2012-10-13 08:12:44 PM  

NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.


Heartless liars are Republicans. Heartless liars are also Democrats. What's yer point here, subby?
 
2012-10-13 08:23:07 PM  
ATTENTION EVERYONE


Remember very much to not do the flaming wars of the others. I wish not to have to require the decorum upon you. You are welcome.
 
kab
2012-10-13 08:38:04 PM  
Hypocrisy: its not just a metal band.
 
2012-10-13 08:49:08 PM  
Meh, non-story. It's his private life and none of our business and has no bearing on how well he does his job.
 
2012-10-13 08:49:12 PM  
But he pleaded for understanding

Fine. How he lives his life is no concern of mine, and his infidelities are between him and his wife.

But I will remind viewers that he and his supporters refuse to give anyone else the same "understanding" they plead for when caught.
 
2012-10-13 09:14:18 PM  

meow said the dog: ATTENTION EVERYONE

Remember very much to not do the flaming wars of the others. I wish not to have to require the decorum upon you. You are welcome.


Hey Meowie! How you doin' this evening?
 
2012-10-13 09:52:54 PM  

cman: Pete and Repete were in a boat...



lol
 
2012-10-13 09:55:34 PM  
the Republicans may have weird views of abortion, contraception, etc, but they can bust nuts with the best of them. look at Arnold schwarzeneger, he knocked up his long term housekeeper while under the same roof as his wife. his wife had her baby a couple months after the house keeper did.

Arnold was keeping it in the family, i guess.
 
2012-10-13 10:09:43 PM  

Linux_Yes: the Republicans may have weird views of abortion, contraception, etc, but they can bust nuts with the best of them. look at Arnold schwarzeneger, he knocked up his long term housekeeper while under the same roof as his wife. his wife had her baby a couple months after the house keeper did.

Arnold was keeping it in the family, i guess.


Yeah, but he's more the old-school style Republican that's more concerned about fiscal issues than what other people do with their genitals. I don't remember him ever spouting off about family values.

He was a dick in his personal life, but at least he wasn't a hypocrite about it.
 
2012-10-13 10:21:05 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: JudgeSmails: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin:

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That ugly fark is the reason why I continue to ask out women who are way out of my league (and my batting average is pretty damn good, if I do say so myself).

I figure if an ugly fark like him can get laid, then a slightly less ugly looking fark like me should have no problem.

/of course, I'd have to see his women before I can make a completely accurate comparison.

blech, he looks like an ad for birth control.

Either that or an ad for legitimate rape. :) 

/rape

//rape


He kind of looks like the "before" picture in a laxative ad.
 
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