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(Huffington Post)   Pro-life, "family values" Republican, whose four affairs resulted in a divorce, says that when he told one of his lovers to get an abortion, he didn't really think she was pregnant. See? All better now   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 128
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2012-10-13 04:04:59 PM  
Pete and Repete were in a boat...
 
2012-10-13 04:09:32 PM  

cman: Pete and Repete were in a boat...


Hey, did you see the tag? Alternatively, if it's really a repeat, find the original and report it as such to the admins.
 
2012-10-13 04:10:37 PM  
There is an echo in here.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2012-10-13 04:12:55 PM  
The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-13 04:17:09 PM  
Isn't part of the reason for being a family values pro-life Republican that it makes for better cover when you do this sort of thing? Sort of like pretending to hate gays while you take it in the can in airport restrooms.
 
2012-10-13 04:20:08 PM  

NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.


NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.


I believe him that he may not be a hypocrite. He's freely admitted to being a massive douchebag, though.
 
2012-10-13 04:31:17 PM  
Look, it was a one-time, brief fling while he was separated...

DesJarlais admitted to at least four affairs, according to the court filings. The judge on the case said DesJarlais' indiscretions caused the marital problems.


Oh.
Well, I'm sure it's OK that he told his lover to get an abortion because:
"Through grace and redemption, God has truly given me a second chance."

Of course He did.

Bonus: "...liberal media..."
 
2012-10-13 04:33:33 PM  
But he pleaded for understanding

Don't worry, we all understand...that you're a douchebag
 
2012-10-13 04:35:32 PM  
It was a metaphor, people. It's like when someone's boss doesn't pay attention to them you say something like "Man, that guy gets away with murder." Or When you haven't eaten all day you might say "I could eat a horse".

When you want to end a relationship without drama sometimes you say things like "baby, you should totally abort my love child on the hush."

We talk like this all the time out in the real world Libs. Get out of your ivory towers.
 
2012-10-13 04:41:12 PM  

NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.


meh, the nazi party didnt end, it just changed its symbol.
 
2012-10-13 04:49:39 PM  
The GOP makes cognitive dissonance look so cool.
 
2012-10-13 05:20:12 PM  
He just loves his country SO much!
 
2012-10-13 05:38:22 PM  

cman: Pete and Repete were in a boat...


I believe the "when I told her to get an abortion, I was...uh,um...I was...I WAS KIDDING!" is a new detail, hence the FOLLOW-UP tag.
 
2012-10-13 05:41:10 PM  

Sgt Otter: cman: Pete and Repete were in a boat...

I believe the "when I told her to get an abortion, I was...uh,um...I was...I WAS KIDDING!" is a new detail, hence the FOLLOW-UP tag.


Well, I guess I am dumb AND blind
 
2012-10-13 05:54:29 PM  

cman: Sgt Otter: cman: Pete and Repete were in a boat...

I believe the "when I told her to get an abortion, I was...uh,um...I was...I WAS KIDDING!" is a new detail, hence the FOLLOW-UP tag.

Well, I guess I am dumb AND blind


Don't be so hard on yourself...you're not blind

;)
 
2012-10-13 06:06:26 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: cman: Sgt Otter: cman: Pete and Repete were in a boat...

I believe the "when I told her to get an abortion, I was...uh,um...I was...I WAS KIDDING!" is a new detail, hence the FOLLOW-UP tag.

Well, I guess I am dumb AND blind

Don't be so hard on yourself...you're not blind

;)


"You're a fat sack of crap"

"Whaddaya mean, 'sack'?"
 
2012-10-13 06:12:09 PM  
See this is why male Republicans generally always fark men. No babies or Abortions.

/Vote Republican and finally admit you are gay.
 
2012-10-13 06:15:59 PM  
i.huffpost.com

That ugly fark is the reason why I continue to ask out women who are way out of my league (and my batting average is pretty damn good, if I do say so myself).

I figure if an ugly fark like him can get laid, then a slightly less ugly looking fark like me should have no problem.

/of course, I'd have to see his women before I can make a completely accurate comparison.
 
ecl
2012-10-13 06:16:33 PM  
Why is everyone so up in arms? He's only doing all this to cover up his homosexuality which would truly derail his political career.
 
2012-10-13 06:21:07 PM  
greenfyre.files.wordpress.com

It must suck, drowning in your own lies.
 
2012-10-13 06:24:59 PM  

NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.


The thing is, the republicans actually subscribe to a bizarre religious philosophy. They view themselves as "God's Chosen", which means that not only do they think they have the legal power (as granted by God) to force laws and religious doctrine upon other people, but they themselves as exempt from any laws, including the ones they force on the rest of us.
 
2012-10-13 06:25:37 PM  
Allow me to translate the herp: "Just vote for me, morons. I'm white and male and I probably love guns and hate black people. You're just farking stupid enough to believe any dumb shiat I say. Jeebus."
 
2012-10-13 06:25:41 PM  
I often wonder why people keep talking once they've been exposed as hypocrites. Clarification is not always needed. You messed up. Deal with it.
 
2012-10-13 06:26:00 PM  

fusillade762: He just loves his country SO much!


LOL! I remember that dumbsh*t excuse. +1 Internets!
 
2012-10-13 06:26:12 PM  

NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.


Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones
 
2012-10-13 06:28:46 PM  

cman: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones


Translation: both sides are bad, so vote Republican. Why choose a lesser evil?
 
2012-10-13 06:29:44 PM  

nmemkha: cman: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones

Translation: both sides are bad, so vote Republican. Why choose a lesser evil?


Translation: you are full of shiat. That goes for the poster I was replying to and you.
 
2012-10-13 06:30:03 PM  
saying hypocrite and republican is redundant.

for like the last 30 years
 
2012-10-13 06:30:52 PM  

cman: nmemkha: cman: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones

Translation: both sides are bad, so vote Republican. Why choose a lesser evil?

Translation: you are full of shiat. That goes for the poster I was replying to and you.


Everyone is wrong but you. *snicker*
 
2012-10-13 06:30:58 PM  
Geez Libs, God forgave him; he says so. So, why can't you?
 
2012-10-13 06:31:36 PM  
Hey, he resigned, right? Just like Larry Craig and David Vitter did. Right?
 
2012-10-13 06:33:16 PM  
Is he a hypocrit or just an opportunist who affected rightwing views to get ahead?
 
2012-10-13 06:33:24 PM  

nmemkha: cman: nmemkha: cman: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones

Translation: both sides are bad, so vote Republican. Why choose a lesser evil?

Translation: you are full of shiat. That goes for the poster I was replying to and you.

Everyone is wrong but you. *snicker*


Me? I am a dumbfark. I get shiat wrong all the time. Hell, it aint beneath me to admit when I am wrong.
 
ecl
2012-10-13 06:33:48 PM  

nmemkha: cman: nmemkha: cman: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones

Translation: both sides are bad, so vote Republican. Why choose a lesser evil?

Translation: you are full of shiat. That goes for the poster I was replying to and you.

Everyone is wrong butlaughing at you. *snicker*

 
2012-10-13 06:35:34 PM  

Bucky Katt: Is he a hypocrit or just an opportunist who affected rightwing views to get ahead?


He's a RINO when he should be a DINO.
 
ecl
2012-10-13 06:35:41 PM  

cman: nmemkha: cman: nmemkha: cman: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones

Translation: both sides are bad, so vote Republican. Why choose a lesser evil?

Translation: you are full of shiat. That goes for the poster I was replying to and you.

Everyone is wrong but you. *snicker*

Me? I am a dumbfark. I get shiat wrong all the time. Hell, it aint beneath me to admit when I am wrong.


But you are the Weeners. Woohoo.
 
2012-10-13 06:35:42 PM  

RedT: Geez Libs, God forgave him; he says so. So, why can't you?


'Cuz he's ugly. On the inside *and* on the outside.
 
2012-10-13 06:37:28 PM  

RedT: Geez Libs, God forgave him; he says so. So, why can't you?


Maybe God was just kidding when he forgave him.
 
2012-10-13 06:39:33 PM  
"his fling with the patient occurred while he was legally separated from his then-wife"

Yeah it was OKAY to FARK A PATIENT because I was divorced.
 
2012-10-13 06:40:05 PM  
Come back in three weeks as he wins his election.
 
Seriously, in his district as long as he wasn't farking a dude, everything else is better than those queer-loving Demoncrats.
 
/ it's all about the gay down that way
 
2012-10-13 06:40:06 PM  

cman: nmemkha: cman: nmemkha: cman: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones

Translation: both sides are bad, so vote Republican. Why choose a lesser evil?

Translation: you are full of shiat. That goes for the poster I was replying to and you.

Everyone is wrong but you. *snicker*

Me? I am a dumbfark. I get shiat wrong all the time. Hell, it aint beneath me to admit when I am wrong.


I love you for that. You are often wrong, but at least you acknowledge it and have a sense of humor about it. Your only real problem is shooting from the hip.
 
2012-10-13 06:40:47 PM  

theteacher: "his fling with the patient occurred while he was legally separated from his then-wife"

Yeah it was OKAY to FARK A PATIENT because I was divorced.


Stop being a judgmental jerk. He and his wife had already made a written document entitling him to fark other people, in accordance with the Christian tradition of marriage.
 
2012-10-13 06:45:01 PM  
You know how I can tell when Libs are desperate? They start dragging out stories like this from the muck instead of focusing on the issues that are important to voters.
 
2012-10-13 06:48:19 PM  

snowshovel: You know how I can tell when Libs Conservative politicians are desperate? They start dragging living out stories like this from the muck instead of focusing on the issues that are important to voters.


FTFY.
 
2012-10-13 06:48:47 PM  
Why would anyone voluntarily fark that?
 
2012-10-13 06:48:51 PM  

snowshovel: You know how I can tell when Libs are desperate? They start dragging out stories like this from the muck instead of focusing on the issues that are important to voters.


I'll just leave this here...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-13 06:49:01 PM  

Coco LaFemme: The GOP makes cognitive dissonance look so cool.


They certainly make it look easy.

snowshovel: You know how I can tell when Libs are desperate? They start dragging out stories like this from the muck instead of focusing on the issues that are important to voters.


Yeah, Righties don't tend to to make Family Values a central part of their political platform.
 
2012-10-13 06:49:47 PM  

snowshovel: You know how I can tell when Libs are desperate? They start dragging out stories like this from the muck instead of focusing on the issues that are important to voters.


Excuse me, but the sanctity of marriage is the foundation of this country. It's one of the founding principles, by God! When you allow people to engage in whatever kind of sexual activity, you're encouraging an immorality that strips away God's protection. How can you say that abortion and the definition of marriage are unimportant to voters?
 
2012-10-13 06:51:27 PM  
cl.jroo.me
 
2012-10-13 06:54:07 PM  

snowshovel: You know how I can tell when Libs are desperate? They start dragging out stories like this from the muck instead of focusing on the issues that are important to voters.


I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Or if you'd rather, Romney/Ryan has proposed a 20% tax cut coupled with an equal amount of loopholes and deductions being reduced, perhaps for higher income Americans. They have so far not provided one example, save The Corporation for Public Broadcasting, but that's only 0.012% I think. What loopholes and deductions do you think they are targeting and why aren't they talking about it?
 
2012-10-13 06:55:31 PM  
He also didn't think that the wife he cheated on was, in fact, married to him.
 
2012-10-13 06:58:27 PM  

dopirt: snowshovel: You know how I can tell when Libs are desperate? They start dragging out stories like this from the muck instead of focusing on the issues that are important to voters.

I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.



There are two possibilities: 1) Ryan is just pretending to feel that way so he can try and peel off some moderates with a semi-moderate stance on abortion 2) Ryan really does have problems thinking consistently and is in favor of killing lots of babies.

Either way, he's bearing false witness and/or murdering. Why does Paul Ryan hate the Ten Commandments?
 
2012-10-13 06:59:33 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: [i.huffpost.com image 570x238]

That ugly fark is the reason why I continue to ask out women who are way out of my league (and my batting average is pretty damn good, if I do say so myself).

I figure if an ugly fark like him can get laid, then a slightly less ugly looking fark like me should have no problem.

/of course, I'd have to see his women before I can make a completely accurate comparison.


blech, he looks like an ad for birth control.
 
2012-10-13 07:02:37 PM  
Is the president still black? If so this is irrelevant.
 
2012-10-13 07:08:08 PM  

NFA: The Republican Party, the party Politicians, Lawyers, and Doctors, the people of profound hypocrisy.


Fixed for you.

Just a reminder that John Edwards ran on family values, too.
 
2012-10-13 07:09:33 PM  

snowshovel: You know how I can tell when Libs are desperate? They start dragging out stories like this from the muck instead of focusing on the issues that are important to voters.


Either family values are an important part of the conservative platform or they are not. If they are, then violation of said values should be an important issue to voters and should be focused on. If they are not, then conservative politicians should not be attacking liberal politicians for violations of the same values they don't seem to hold.

You can't have it both ways. If cheating on one's wife is not an important issue. then why was impeaching Clinton for it such a big deal?
 
2012-10-13 07:12:06 PM  

dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.


disclaimer: I think Paul Ryan is a shiatheel and am not voting for him. And I know you, or some one else, is going to just reply to this with "SO VOTE REPUBLICAN!" or something equally retarded, but I will humor you anyway.

If Paul Ryan was against abortion in the case of rape and incest too, you would be flaming him for that. Maybe he just realizes how awful rape and incest are and that the burden of carrying the baby after such a terrible experience would just be too much?

cman: nmemkha: cman: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones

Translation: both sides are bad, so vote Republican. Why choose a lesser evil?

Translation: you are full of shiat. That goes for the poster I was replying to and you.


This is Fark, where any criticism of someone with a D after their name automatically makes you a Republican (because there are only two schools of thought) and will be met with "SO VOTE REPUBLICAN!". Independent thoughts are not exactly in surplus on here.
 
2012-10-13 07:15:23 PM  

dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.


Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.
 
2012-10-13 07:16:15 PM  

machoprogrammer: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

disclaimer: I think Paul Ryan is a shiatheel and am not voting for him. And I know you, or some one else, is going to just reply to this with "SO VOTE REPUBLICAN!" or something equally retarded, but I will humor you anyway.

If Paul Ryan was against abortion in the case of rape and incest too, you would be flaming him for that. Maybe he just realizes how awful rape and incest are and that the burden of carrying the baby after such a terrible experience would just be too much?

cman: nmemkha: cman: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones

Translation: both sides are bad, so vote Republican. Why choose a lesser evil?

Translation: you are full of shiat. That goes for the poster I was replying to and you.

This is Fark, where any criticism of someone with a D after their name automatically makes you a Republican (because there are only two schools of thought) and will be met with "SO VOTE REPUBLICAN!". Independent thoughts are not exactly in surplus on here.


So vote Republican. Or vote for the Republican who lost in the primary and now calls himself a Libertarian.
 
2012-10-13 07:16:18 PM  
Just a reminder that John Edwards ran on family values, too.

From what I've seen, ANYONE running on a platform of family values is cheating.
 
ecl
2012-10-13 07:17:59 PM  

machoprogrammer: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

disclaimer: I think Paul Ryan is a shiatheel and am not voting for him. And I know you, or some one else, is going to just reply to this with "SO VOTE REPUBLICAN!" or something equally retarded, but I will humor you anyway.

If Paul Ryan was against abortion in the case of rape and incest too, you would be flaming him for that. Maybe he just realizes how awful rape and incest are and that the burden of carrying the baby after such a terrible experience would just be too much?

cman: nmemkha: cman: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones

Translation: both sides are bad, so vote Republican. Why choose a lesser evil?

Translation: you are full of shiat. That goes for the poster I was replying to and you.

This is Fark, where any criticism of someone with a D after their name automatically makes you a Republican (because there are only two schools of thought) and will be met with "SO VOTE REPUBLICAN!". Independent thoughts are not exactly in surplus on hereSo vote Republican.


FTFY
 
2012-10-13 07:18:18 PM  

stoli n coke: So vote Republican. Or vote for the Republican who lost in the primary and now calls himself a Libertarian.


Since I am voting for Obama, does that mean I need to now vote Republican? I have criticized Democrats, so therefore I must be a Republican, right?
 
2012-10-13 07:18:31 PM  

cchris_39: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.


Even people who are devoutly pro-choice are not happy about abortion, you know. Nobody I know jumps out of bed in the morning going "Yay! We have abortions! Isn't that lovely!"
 
2012-10-13 07:22:19 PM  

machoprogrammer: stoli n coke: So vote Republican. Or vote for the Republican who lost in the primary and now calls himself a Libertarian.

Since I am voting for Obama, does that mean I need to now vote Republican? I have criticized Democrats, so therefore I must be a Republican, right?


Lighten up, Francis. It's a joke and you left yourself wide open for it..

Jeez, you need a drink or a blowjob or something. You're wound way too tight.
 
2012-10-13 07:23:19 PM  

stoli n coke: machoprogrammer: stoli n coke: So vote Republican. Or vote for the Republican who lost in the primary and now calls himself a Libertarian.

Since I am voting for Obama, does that mean I need to now vote Republican? I have criticized Democrats, so therefore I must be a Republican, right?

Lighten up, Francis. It's a joke and you left yourself wide open for it..

Jeez, you need a drink or a blowjob or something. You're wound way too tight.


I know, I need to chill out a bit. Just annoys me when the majority of people on the Politics tab act like that.
 
2012-10-13 07:23:42 PM  

stoli n coke: machoprogrammer: stoli n coke: So vote Republican. Or vote for the Republican who lost in the primary and now calls himself a Libertarian.

Since I am voting for Obama, does that mean I need to now vote Republican? I have criticized Democrats, so therefore I must be a Republican, right?

Lighten up, Francis. It's a joke and you left yourself wide open for it..

Jeez, you need a drink or a blowjob or something. You're wound way too tight.


Nah, he's not. Fark is awful about this shiat. The fact that you're just poking him in the side doesn't change the fact that he's right
 
2012-10-13 07:23:55 PM  

cman: nmemkha: cman: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones

Translation: both sides are bad, so vote Republican. Why choose a lesser evil?

Translation: you are full of shiat. That goes for the poster I was replying to and you.


www.trilobite.org
 
2012-10-13 07:24:05 PM  
He is a good person! He just screwed up. Everybody screws up sometimes, or are you perfect? It's no big deal, you guys are just making drama for no reason. He admitted he handled it badly, but I don't see what was so wrong. There's no question at times in his life, partially driven by how passionately he felt about this country, that he worked far too hard and things happened in his life that were not appropriate. The heart wants what it wants. He was just positioning his feet, he's a fairly wide guy. Infidelity is an exhaustive subject that always falls short of words. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in his life, the person he loved and respect the most, Susan...He is so sorry. He knew his actions were wrong. But he convinced himself that normal rules didn't apply...He felt that he had worked hard his entire life and deserved to enjoy all the temptations around him. He felt he was entitled... He was wrong. He was foolish. He doesn't get to play by different rules. You gotta say this was an act of stupid hubris. All you have to do is look at Scott DesJarlais. He has a high cheekbone and low brow ridges. Those are signs of very high testosterone.
 
2012-10-13 07:24:06 PM  
And yeah, I did set myself up for it and knew you were kidding; I actually expected more responses like that
 
2012-10-13 07:25:04 PM  
Pretty much this.

The thing I don't get is why it's so hard for most/many conservatives to understand is that (apart from the doctor-patient issue in this case) it's the hypocrisy that we're taking issue with, not the behavior itself. He and his wife have an agreement? Fine, that's between the two of them. But it is arrogantly hypocritical for him to try to legislate any brand of morality for the rest of us.
 
2012-10-13 07:26:05 PM  

Some_Local_Deity: Pretty much this.

The thing I don't get is why it's so hard for most/many conservatives to understand is that (apart from the doctor-patient issue in this case) it's the hypocrisy that we're taking issue with, not the behavior itself. He and his wife have an agreement? Fine, that's between the two of them. But it is arrogantly hypocritical for him to try to legislate any brand of morality for the rest of us.


They're just following the example God set: Do as I say, not as I do.
 
2012-10-13 07:27:22 PM  

JudgeSmails: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin:

i.huffpost.com

That ugly fark is the reason why I continue to ask out women who are way out of my league (and my batting average is pretty damn good, if I do say so myself).

I figure if an ugly fark like him can get laid, then a slightly less ugly looking fark like me should have no problem.

/of course, I'd have to see his women before I can make a completely accurate comparison.

blech, he looks like an ad for birth control.


Either that or an ad for legitimate rape. :) 

/rape

//rape
 
2012-10-13 07:28:27 PM  

cchris_39: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.


Way to not address the issue at all. Yes, there are conservatives that accept those exceptions, but that doesn't make them any less ridiculous. If you actually believe that life starts at conception then how is any abortion acceptable? If you believe life starts at conception then it follows that abortion = murder. Could it be that they don't actually believe life begins at conception and are just shamelessly pandering for votes?
 
2012-10-13 07:29:58 PM  

TV's Vinnie: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

The thing is, the republicans actually subscribe to a bizarre religious philosophy. They view themselves as "God's Chosen", which means that not only do they think they have the legal power (as granted by God) to force laws and religious doctrine upon other people, but they themselves as exempt from any laws, including the ones they force on the rest of us.


AKA "Spiritual aristocracy".

One reason they want to make blasphemy a capital crime is that accusing those Chosen of hypocrisy means that you're going to be executed.
 
2012-10-13 07:30:28 PM  

one small post for man: cchris_39: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.

Way to not address the issue at all. Yes, there are conservatives that accept those exceptions, but that doesn't make them any less ridiculous. If you actually believe that life starts at conception then how is any abortion acceptable? If you believe life starts at conception then it follows that abortion = murder. Could it be that they don't actually believe life begins at conception and are just shamelessly pandering for votes?


Since when does being conservative mean that you must follow whatever ideology you personally ascribe to all conservatives?
 
2012-10-13 07:30:57 PM  

machoprogrammer: If Paul Ryan was against abortion in the case of rape and incest too, you would be flaming him for that. Maybe he just realizes how awful rape and incest are and that the burden of carrying the baby after such a terrible experience would just be too much?


Of course, but for a very different reason. It's one thing to hold a view that I disagree with, it's a completely different thing to hold a hypocritical view. I'll flame both, but in very different ways.
 
2012-10-13 07:33:08 PM  

bhcompy: one small post for man: cchris_39: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.

Way to not address the issue at all. Yes, there are conservatives that accept those exceptions, but that doesn't make them any less ridiculous. If you actually believe that life starts at conception then how is any abortion acceptable? If you believe life starts at conception then it follows that abortion = murder. Could it be that they don't actually believe life begins at conception and are just shamelessly pandering for votes?

Since when does being conservative mean that you must follow whatever ideology you personally ascribe to all conservatives?


I know you are trolling, but I'll humor you.

I didn't ascribe the ideology to anyone. Paul Ryan claimed this ideology for himself. Or were his words during the VP debate not intended as factual statements?
 
2012-10-13 07:35:19 PM  

one small post for man: bhcompy: one small post for man: cchris_39: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.

Way to not address the issue at all. Yes, there are conservatives that accept those exceptions, but that doesn't make them any less ridiculous. If you actually believe that life starts at conception then how is any abortion acceptable? If you believe life starts at conception then it follows that abortion = murder. Could it be that they don't actually believe life begins at conception and are just shamelessly pandering for votes?

Since when does being conservative mean that you must follow whatever ideology you personally ascribe to all conservatives?

I know you are trolling, but I'll humor you.

I didn't ascribe the ideology to anyone. Paul Ryan claimed this ideology for himself. Or were his words during the VP debate not intended as factual statements?


And the statement made by cchris was not pointed at Paul Ryan, it was pointed at conservatives that are okay with abortion.
 
2012-10-13 07:37:11 PM  

bhcompy: one small post for man: bhcompy: one small post for man: cchris_39: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.

Way to not address the issue at all. Yes, there are conservatives that accept those exceptions, but that doesn't make them any less ridiculous. If you actually believe that life starts at conception then how is any abortion acceptable? If you believe life starts at conception then it follows that abortion = murder. Could it be that they don't actually believe life begins at conception and are just shamelessly pandering for votes?

Since when does being conservative mean that you must follow whatever ideology you personally ascribe to all conservatives?

I know you are trolling, but I'll humor you.

I didn't ascribe the ideology to anyone. Paul Ryan claimed this ideology for himself. Or were his words during the VP debate not intended as factual statements?

And the statement made by cchris was not pointed at Paul Ryan, it was pointed at conservatives that are okay with abortion.


CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE MY farkING CAR KEYS ARE?
 
2012-10-13 07:37:41 PM  

bhcompy: one small post for man: bhcompy: one small post for man: cchris_39: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.

Way to not address the issue at all. Yes, there are conservatives that accept those exceptions, but that doesn't make them any less ridiculous. If you actually believe that life starts at conception then how is any abortion acceptable? If you believe life starts at conception then it follows that abortion = murder. Could it be that they don't actually believe life begins at conception and are just shamelessly pandering for votes?

Since when does being conservative mean that you must follow whatever ideology you personally ascribe to all conservatives?

I know you are trolling, but I'll humor you.

I didn't ascribe the ideology to anyone. Paul Ryan claimed this ideology for himself. Or were his words during the VP debate not intended as factual statements?

And the statement made by cchris was not pointed at Paul Ryan, it was pointed at conservatives that are okay with abortion.


No shiat. He was dodging the original question. Just like you are.
 
2012-10-13 07:40:38 PM  
Family values?

i184.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-13 07:45:52 PM  
The Culture War has gone full on Apocalypse Now.

Anti-abortion == abortion pushing adulterer

Anti-gay == gay as a gay dollar bill

Anti-immigrant == gay sex with lawnmowing hermano of a Mexican abortionist

Anti-sharia == advocate Mosaic laws to kill unruly children
 
2012-10-13 07:46:26 PM  

bhcompy: stoli n coke: machoprogrammer: stoli n coke: So vote Republican. Or vote for the Republican who lost in the primary and now calls himself a Libertarian.

Since I am voting for Obama, does that mean I need to now vote Republican? I have criticized Democrats, so therefore I must be a Republican, right?

Lighten up, Francis. It's a joke and you left yourself wide open for it..

Jeez, you need a drink or a blowjob or something. You're wound way too tight.

Nah, he's not. Fark is awful about this shiat. The fact that you're just poking him in the side doesn't change the fact that he's right


I biatch about it everyone once in a while too. It doesn't change anything, but it makes me feel all superior and righteous when I point out that the Democrats can be just as partisan as the Republicans.

That said, stoli n coke's suggestion is never a bad one.
 
2012-10-13 07:47:39 PM  

one small post for man: bhcompy: one small post for man: bhcompy: one small post for man: cchris_39: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.

Way to not address the issue at all. Yes, there are conservatives that accept those exceptions, but that doesn't make them any less ridiculous. If you actually believe that life starts at conception then how is any abortion acceptable? If you believe life starts at conception then it follows that abortion = murder. Could it be that they don't actually believe life begins at conception and are just shamelessly pandering for votes?

Since when does being conservative mean that you must follow whatever ideology you personally ascribe to all conservatives?

I know you are trolling, but I'll humor you.

I didn't ascribe the ideology to anyone. Paul Ryan claimed this ideology for himself. Or were his words during the VP debate not intended as factual statements?

And the statement made by cchris was not pointed at Paul Ryan, it was pointed at conservatives that are okay with abortion.

No shiat. He was dodging the original question. Just like you are.


More like he's missing the concept.
 
2012-10-13 07:48:09 PM  

ecl: Why is everyone so up in arms? He's only doing all this to cover up his homosexuality which would truly derail his political career.


I'm waiting for the republican's response when limbaugh finally comes out of the closet. That guy is gayer than a

bitchujusmad.com

cockingasnook.files.wordpress.com

blogs.herald.com


larry5154.files.wordpress.com



/meh. who am I kidding? his sheeple would forgive him for that. just like they forgave him for being a drug shopping hypocrite drug addict; just like they forgave him for getting divorced a first time, and a second time, and a third time...
 
2012-10-13 07:48:12 PM  

cman: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE MY farkING CAR KEYS ARE?


Say it out loud, it apparently helps.

Link
 
2012-10-13 07:49:37 PM  

one small post for man: bhcompy: one small post for man: bhcompy: one small post for man: cchris_39: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.

Way to not address the issue at all. Yes, there are conservatives that accept those exceptions, but that doesn't make them any less ridiculous. If you actually believe that life starts at conception then how is any abortion acceptable? If you believe life starts at conception then it follows that abortion = murder. Could it be that they don't actually believe life begins at conception and are just shamelessly pandering for votes?

Since when does being conservative mean that you must follow whatever ideology you personally ascribe to all conservatives?

I know you are trolling, but I'll humor you.

I didn't ascribe the ideology to anyone. Paul Ryan claimed this ideology for himself. Or were his words during the VP debate not intended as factual statements?

And the statement made by cchris was not pointed at Paul Ryan, it was pointed at conservatives that are okay with abortion.

No shiat. He was dodging the original question. Just like you are.


And what's that? How do you allow Paul Ryan to make a statement saying he thinks lift starts at conception but abortion is okay? That's a semantics question. The real answer is that it doesn't matter what you believe regarding life. It doesn't make someone else who doesn't believe that life starts conception any different, because the reality is what it is and doesn't change, whether you think it is another human, a parasite, or just a hunk of cells. Realistically, Paul Ryan is a politician. Hypocrisy, particularly in public oration, is in his blood, just like it is for every other successful politician. That is how you get elected in today's America. All I really care about are actions, not some dumb political talk, and Ryan's actions haven't been laudable at all, and that's all that really matters, because that's the only real measure of a politician, and that's why I won't vote for him.
 
2012-10-13 07:52:55 PM  
Hey, it's not like he was the one getting the abortion!
 
2012-10-13 07:59:46 PM  
He charged that his opponent in next month's election, Democratic state Sen. Eric Stewart, was using dirty tricks against him.

yet those jedi mind tricks and time travel will sink you every time.
 
ecl
2012-10-13 08:06:13 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: ecl: Why is everyone so up in arms? He's only doing all this to cover up his homosexuality which would truly derail his political career.

I'm waiting for the republican's response when limbaugh finally comes out of the closet. That guy is gayer than a

[biatchujusmad.com image 557x235]

[cockingasnook.files.wordpress.com image 308x554]

[blogs.herald.com image 400x367]


[larry5154.files.wordpress.com image 500x368]


/meh. who am I kidding? his sheeple would forgive him for that. just like they forgave him for being a drug shopping hypocrite drug addict; just like they forgave him for getting divorced a first time, and a second time, and a third time...


He is figuratively and literally the sputtering asshole of Missouri.
 
2012-10-13 08:12:44 PM  

NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.


Heartless liars are Republicans. Heartless liars are also Democrats. What's yer point here, subby?
 
2012-10-13 08:23:07 PM  
ATTENTION EVERYONE


Remember very much to not do the flaming wars of the others. I wish not to have to require the decorum upon you. You are welcome.
 
kab
2012-10-13 08:38:04 PM  
Hypocrisy: its not just a metal band.
 
2012-10-13 08:49:08 PM  
Meh, non-story. It's his private life and none of our business and has no bearing on how well he does his job.
 
2012-10-13 08:49:12 PM  
But he pleaded for understanding

Fine. How he lives his life is no concern of mine, and his infidelities are between him and his wife.

But I will remind viewers that he and his supporters refuse to give anyone else the same "understanding" they plead for when caught.
 
2012-10-13 09:14:18 PM  

meow said the dog: ATTENTION EVERYONE

Remember very much to not do the flaming wars of the others. I wish not to have to require the decorum upon you. You are welcome.


Hey Meowie! How you doin' this evening?
 
2012-10-13 09:52:54 PM  

cman: Pete and Repete were in a boat...



lol
 
2012-10-13 09:55:34 PM  
the Republicans may have weird views of abortion, contraception, etc, but they can bust nuts with the best of them. look at Arnold schwarzeneger, he knocked up his long term housekeeper while under the same roof as his wife. his wife had her baby a couple months after the house keeper did.

Arnold was keeping it in the family, i guess.
 
2012-10-13 10:09:43 PM  

Linux_Yes: the Republicans may have weird views of abortion, contraception, etc, but they can bust nuts with the best of them. look at Arnold schwarzeneger, he knocked up his long term housekeeper while under the same roof as his wife. his wife had her baby a couple months after the house keeper did.

Arnold was keeping it in the family, i guess.


Yeah, but he's more the old-school style Republican that's more concerned about fiscal issues than what other people do with their genitals. I don't remember him ever spouting off about family values.

He was a dick in his personal life, but at least he wasn't a hypocrite about it.
 
2012-10-13 10:21:05 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: JudgeSmails: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin:

[i.huffpost.com image 570x238]

That ugly fark is the reason why I continue to ask out women who are way out of my league (and my batting average is pretty damn good, if I do say so myself).

I figure if an ugly fark like him can get laid, then a slightly less ugly looking fark like me should have no problem.

/of course, I'd have to see his women before I can make a completely accurate comparison.

blech, he looks like an ad for birth control.

Either that or an ad for legitimate rape. :) 

/rape

//rape


He kind of looks like the "before" picture in a laxative ad.
 
2012-10-13 10:24:47 PM  

Erix: Linux_Yes: the Republicans may have weird views of abortion, contraception, etc, but they can bust nuts with the best of them. look at Arnold schwarzeneger, he knocked up his long term housekeeper while under the same roof as his wife. his wife had her baby a couple months after the house keeper did.

Arnold was keeping it in the family, i guess.

Yeah, but he's more the old-school style Republican that's more concerned about fiscal issues than what other people do with their genitals. I don't remember him ever spouting off about family values.

He was a dick in his personal life, but at least he wasn't a hypocrite about it.



i guess another way of putting it is that his dick ran his personal life. almost like a mini me. a mini arnold.
 
2012-10-13 10:37:36 PM  

meow said the dog: ATTENTION EVERYONE

Remember very much to not do the flaming wars of the others. I wish not to have to require the decorum upon you. You are welcome.


LAUGHTER OL :D
 
2012-10-13 10:38:16 PM  

meow said the dog: ATTENTION EVERYONE

Remember very much to not do the flaming wars of the others. I wish not to have to require the decorum upon you. You are welcome.


Thank you. I will only do the flaming wars of myself.
 
2012-10-13 11:16:35 PM  
i.huffpost.com

Here is what to do if you want to get a lift from a Vogon: forget it.
They are one of the most unpleasant races in the Galaxy -- not actually evil, but bad tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous.

The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat.

On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry at you.
 
2012-10-13 11:21:46 PM  

Graffito: RedT: Geez Libs, God forgave him; he says so. So, why can't you?

Maybe God was just kidding when he forgave him.


God has a sick sense of humor.
 
2012-10-13 11:26:19 PM  

bhcompy: Just a reminder that John Edwards ran on family values, too.



Family values means you are in favor of legislating morality on everyone else. Gay rights, abortion, etc.

What did Edwards support that fits this definition?
 
x23
2012-10-13 11:29:58 PM  
hey guys. anyone remember this?

cache.gawkerassets.com

remember how he is totally still an elected official? and totally didn't resign after this story broke? good times.
 
2012-10-13 11:36:05 PM  

bhcompy: NFA: The Republican Party, the party Politicians, Lawyers, and Doctors, the people of profound hypocrisy.

Fixed for you.

Just a reminder that John Edwards ran on family values, too.


Yeah, no. Edwards ran on ending poverty, energy independence, making college affordable for all; he was pro-choice, against gay marriage and against legalizing pot. His health care reform plan included insurance mandates and a public option.

So, nice try (not really) but even if you were right (you're not) that's one guy you found to justify your 'BSABSVR' bull.
 
2012-10-13 11:44:34 PM  

Gyrfalcon: cchris_39: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.

Even people who are devoutly pro-choice are not happy about abortion, you know. Nobody I know jumps out of bed in the morning going "Yay! We have abortions! Isn't that lovely!"


Here's the thing (and I think it's the point you were trying to make). There's a difference between being pro-life (honestly, it's just anti-abortion) and having a deeply held religious belief in the miracle of life beginning at the instant of conception. One can be anti-abortion in the general and still allow for exceptions. One cannot, in any way have a deeply held religious belief that has loopholes. Ryan (as I'm sure you know) went out of his way to justify his anti-abortion position within the framework of his religious beliefs. It's why he felt he needed to tell that (possibly plagiarized) story about his little "Bean."
So, yes, either he's lying or he's condoning what he believes to be murder. Either way, he's breaking a Commandment. Just to get elected.
 
2012-10-14 12:04:23 AM  

propasaurus: Gyrfalcon: cchris_39: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.

Even people who are devoutly pro-choice are not happy about abortion, you know. Nobody I know jumps out of bed in the morning going "Yay! We have abortions! Isn't that lovely!"

Here's the thing (and I think it's the point you were trying to make). There's a difference between being pro-life (honestly, it's just anti-abortion) and having a deeply held religious belief in the miracle of life beginning at the instant of conception. One can be anti-abortion in the general and still allow for exceptions. One cannot, in any way have a deeply held religious belief that has loopholes. Ryan (as I'm sure you know) went out of his way to justify his anti-abortion position within the framework of his religious beliefs. It's why he felt he needed to tell that (possibly plagiarized) story about his little "Bean."
So, yes, either he's lying or he's condoning what he believes to be murder. Either way, he's breaking a Commandment. Just to get elected.


I am not saying that both sides are hypocrites, I am just saying that every human on earth is one. Humans are good at convincing themselves that they practice what they preach as we are more interested in shaming or attacking others.

BTW your last sentence was an incomplete sentence. I am just giving you a heads up. I am not trying to be a grammar Nazi or anything.
 
2012-10-14 12:23:23 AM  

cman: propasaurus: Gyrfalcon: cchris_39: dopirt: I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Believe it or not, there are conservatives who accept those exceptions, even first trimester abortions. And (this will really blow your mind), there are liberals who find third trimester and partial birth abortions as gruesome and unacceptable as conservatives do.

Even people who are devoutly pro-choice are not happy about abortion, you know. Nobody I know jumps out of bed in the morning going "Yay! We have abortions! Isn't that lovely!"

Here's the thing (and I think it's the point you were trying to make). There's a difference between being pro-life (honestly, it's just anti-abortion) and having a deeply held religious belief in the miracle of life beginning at the instant of conception. One can be anti-abortion in the general and still allow for exceptions. One cannot, in any way have a deeply held religious belief that has loopholes. Ryan (as I'm sure you know) went out of his way to justify his anti-abortion position within the framework of his religious beliefs. It's why he felt he needed to tell that (possibly plagiarized) story about his little "Bean."
So, yes, either he's lying or he's condoning what he believes to be murder. Either way, he's breaking a Commandment. Just to get elected.

I am not saying that both sides are hypocrites, I am just saying that every human on earth is one. Humans are good at convincing themselves that they practice what they preach as we are more interested in shaming or attacking others.

BTW your last sentence was an incomplete sentence. I am just giving you a heads up. I am not trying to be a grammar Nazi or anything.


Only a grammar Fascist would complain about a sentence fragment. Only a grammar Fascist.
 
2012-10-14 12:34:03 AM  

x23: hey guys. anyone remember this?

[cache.gawkerassets.com image 680x503]

remember how he is totally still an elected official? and totally didn't resign after this story broke? good times.


Whoa. Hey! That's different! Weiner campaigned on a No Pictures of a Tumescent Penis platform. Once he released pictures of his tumescent penis, he totally became a hypocrite.
 
2012-10-14 12:34:34 AM  

vpb: Isn't part of the reason for being a family values pro-life Republican that it makes for better cover when you do this sort of thing? Sort of like pretending to hate gays while you take it in the can in airport restrooms.


Well, it's true that it is a good cover, however you probably should never assume that's the case for any given individual.

propasaurus: Only a grammar Fascist would complain about a sentence fragment. Only a grammar Fascist.


*blink*

*blink*

*scanners-style headsplosion*
 
2012-10-14 01:08:10 AM  
It's too bad both sides aren't bad on these issues.

Democrats resign, Republicans pretend to resign, then stick to the greedy power grab despite their Deflections, Hypocrisy, and Projection. It's pretty dispicable and why I will never vote for that party, despite it being in my best interest.
 
2012-10-14 01:12:19 AM  
I am not shocked by this at all.
 
2012-10-14 01:22:41 AM  

Makh: I am not shocked by this at all.


This is what happens when we allow psychopaths to rule us.
 
2012-10-14 03:24:29 AM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: /meh. who am I kidding? his sheeple would forgive him for that. just like they forgave him for being a drug shopping hypocrite drug addict; just like they forgave him for getting divorced a first time, and a second time, and a third time...


While I take issue with Limbaugh on political grounds, I have to say I'm with him on drugs being pretty awesome if you have the money and the time for them.

DEA DISCLAIMER: Or so I've been told.
 
2012-10-14 05:56:34 AM  
meow said the dog is about as funny as a gimmick poster on The Onion AV Club, only twice as stupid and a quarter as funny.

MSTD: knock of that annoying, dreary, and eventually utterly pointless crap - it's the mark of a top level dim-bulb faecal spurt. Doubtless you could do much better, if you actually tried not be a text-based lobotomy delivered in the form of a nasty, false-humoured written suppository.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2012-10-14 07:32:34 AM  

cman: Translation: you are full of shiat. That goes for the poster I was replying to and you.


i1221.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-14 11:47:04 AM  

paulseta: meow said the dog is about as funny as a gimmick poster on The Onion AV Club, only twice as stupid and a quarter as funny.

MSTD: knock of that annoying, dreary, and eventually utterly pointless crap - it's the mark of a top level dim-bulb faecal spurt. Doubtless you could do much better, if you actually tried not be a text-based lobotomy delivered in the form of a nasty, false-humoured written suppository.


Pff, Meow submitted the "Swagneto" thread. That was epic enough to warrant respect from a lot of people for a good time to come
 
2012-10-14 12:09:14 PM  

paulseta: I want to be on ALL the ignore lists!


Done and done!
 
2012-10-14 12:51:17 PM  

NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.


My girlfriends father, who I have known and respected for over 20 years, has been a lifelong Republican. He has been unemployed for about a year now and in recent conversations he is starting to see that being bootstrappy isn't as easy as he once thought. He is starting to understand that compassion is important. It is interesting to see.
 
2012-10-14 02:43:02 PM  
FOUR AFFAIRS

four

values...

I hate them all.
 
2012-10-14 04:28:00 PM  

jst3p: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

My girlfriends father, who I have known and respected for over 20 years, has been a lifelong Republican. He has been unemployed for about a year now and in recent conversations he is starting to see that being bootstrappy isn't as easy as he once thought. He is starting to understand that compassion is important. It is interesting to see.



So he only has empathy when he's in the situation and suffering? Fark him. If you can't put yourself in someone elses shoes and you have to suffer through it first to realize then you are still just as bad as before.
 
2012-10-14 04:36:38 PM  

intelligent comment below: jst3p: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

My girlfriends father, who I have known and respected for over 20 years, has been a lifelong Republican. He has been unemployed for about a year now and in recent conversations he is starting to see that being bootstrappy isn't as easy as he once thought. He is starting to understand that compassion is important. It is interesting to see.


So he only has empathy when he's in the situation and suffering? Fark him. If you can't put yourself in someone elses shoes and you have to suffer through it first to realize then you are still just as bad as before.


No, fark that attitude. Judge people for who they are, instead of looking for reasons why you're superior to them. Someone isn't born perfect but improves over time: fark them for not figuring it out earlier? No, fark that judgmental self-righteous crap.
 
2012-10-14 04:47:48 PM  

Erix: No, fark that attitude. Judge people for who they are, instead of looking for reasons why you're superior to them. Someone isn't born perfect but improves over time: fark them for not figuring it out earlier? No, fark that judgmental self-righteous crap.



Self righteous? How am I being self righteous? Iis it too much to ask for people to stop and put themselves in someone elses shoes whom they cannot directly relate personal experiences to? Self righteous crap is what conservatives throw out to everyone else, minorities, the poor, women, Muslims, atheists, etc. Until suddenly they have a gay son or daughter and maybe start becoming more inclusive. I say don't wait unti you are in their shoes otherwise society will never advance because too many people will never be in someone elses shoes, so stop making excuses for being short sighted and ignorant.
 
2012-10-14 06:03:01 PM  

intelligent comment below: Erix: No, fark that attitude. Judge people for who they are, instead of looking for reasons why you're superior to them. Someone isn't born perfect but improves over time: fark them for not figuring it out earlier? No, fark that judgmental self-righteous crap.


Self righteous? How am I being self righteous? Iis it too much to ask for people to stop and put themselves in someone elses shoes whom they cannot directly relate personal experiences to? Self righteous crap is what conservatives throw out to everyone else, minorities, the poor, women, Muslims, atheists, etc. Until suddenly they have a gay son or daughter and maybe start becoming more inclusive. I say don't wait unti you are in their shoes otherwise society will never advance because too many people will never be in someone elses shoes, so stop making excuses for being short sighted and ignorant.


I say don't wait until you're in their shoes either. But I'm not going to say "fark you" to the people that finally do come around to being reasonable. Some people just don't take the time to really critically consider their positions until they're forced to by circumstance. We can wish that everyone was born enlightened, but they're not. Many people never come around. But I'm not going to spit in the eye of the person that finally realizes their beliefs might not be as solid as they thought. It seems far more productive to welcome them instead of denigrating them.
 
2012-10-15 01:47:36 PM  

tinyarena: [i.huffpost.com image 570x238]

Here is what to do if you want to get a lift from a Vogon: forget it.
They are one of the most unpleasant races in the Galaxy -- not actually evil, but bad tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous.

The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat.

On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry at you.


Allow me...

.. ahh, never mind.
 
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