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(Huffington Post)   Pro-life, "family values" Republican, whose four affairs resulted in a divorce, says that when he told one of his lovers to get an abortion, he didn't really think she was pregnant. See? All better now   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 128
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2012-10-13 04:04:59 PM  
Pete and Repete were in a boat...
 
2012-10-13 04:09:32 PM  

cman: Pete and Repete were in a boat...


Hey, did you see the tag? Alternatively, if it's really a repeat, find the original and report it as such to the admins.
 
2012-10-13 04:10:37 PM  
There is an echo in here.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2012-10-13 04:12:55 PM  
The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-10-13 04:17:09 PM  
Isn't part of the reason for being a family values pro-life Republican that it makes for better cover when you do this sort of thing? Sort of like pretending to hate gays while you take it in the can in airport restrooms.
 
2012-10-13 04:20:08 PM  

NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.


NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.


I believe him that he may not be a hypocrite. He's freely admitted to being a massive douchebag, though.
 
2012-10-13 04:31:17 PM  
Look, it was a one-time, brief fling while he was separated...

DesJarlais admitted to at least four affairs, according to the court filings. The judge on the case said DesJarlais' indiscretions caused the marital problems.


Oh.
Well, I'm sure it's OK that he told his lover to get an abortion because:
"Through grace and redemption, God has truly given me a second chance."

Of course He did.

Bonus: "...liberal media..."
 
2012-10-13 04:33:33 PM  
But he pleaded for understanding

Don't worry, we all understand...that you're a douchebag
 
2012-10-13 04:35:32 PM  
It was a metaphor, people. It's like when someone's boss doesn't pay attention to them you say something like "Man, that guy gets away with murder." Or When you haven't eaten all day you might say "I could eat a horse".

When you want to end a relationship without drama sometimes you say things like "baby, you should totally abort my love child on the hush."

We talk like this all the time out in the real world Libs. Get out of your ivory towers.
 
2012-10-13 04:41:12 PM  

NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.


meh, the nazi party didnt end, it just changed its symbol.
 
2012-10-13 04:49:39 PM  
The GOP makes cognitive dissonance look so cool.
 
2012-10-13 05:20:12 PM  
He just loves his country SO much!
 
2012-10-13 05:38:22 PM  

cman: Pete and Repete were in a boat...


I believe the "when I told her to get an abortion, I was...uh,um...I was...I WAS KIDDING!" is a new detail, hence the FOLLOW-UP tag.
 
2012-10-13 05:41:10 PM  

Sgt Otter: cman: Pete and Repete were in a boat...

I believe the "when I told her to get an abortion, I was...uh,um...I was...I WAS KIDDING!" is a new detail, hence the FOLLOW-UP tag.


Well, I guess I am dumb AND blind
 
2012-10-13 05:54:29 PM  

cman: Sgt Otter: cman: Pete and Repete were in a boat...

I believe the "when I told her to get an abortion, I was...uh,um...I was...I WAS KIDDING!" is a new detail, hence the FOLLOW-UP tag.

Well, I guess I am dumb AND blind


Don't be so hard on yourself...you're not blind

;)
 
2012-10-13 06:06:26 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: cman: Sgt Otter: cman: Pete and Repete were in a boat...

I believe the "when I told her to get an abortion, I was...uh,um...I was...I WAS KIDDING!" is a new detail, hence the FOLLOW-UP tag.

Well, I guess I am dumb AND blind

Don't be so hard on yourself...you're not blind

;)


"You're a fat sack of crap"

"Whaddaya mean, 'sack'?"
 
2012-10-13 06:12:09 PM  
See this is why male Republicans generally always fark men. No babies or Abortions.

/Vote Republican and finally admit you are gay.
 
2012-10-13 06:15:59 PM  
i.huffpost.com

That ugly fark is the reason why I continue to ask out women who are way out of my league (and my batting average is pretty damn good, if I do say so myself).

I figure if an ugly fark like him can get laid, then a slightly less ugly looking fark like me should have no problem.

/of course, I'd have to see his women before I can make a completely accurate comparison.
 
ecl
2012-10-13 06:16:33 PM  
Why is everyone so up in arms? He's only doing all this to cover up his homosexuality which would truly derail his political career.
 
2012-10-13 06:21:07 PM  
greenfyre.files.wordpress.com

It must suck, drowning in your own lies.
 
2012-10-13 06:24:59 PM  

NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.


The thing is, the republicans actually subscribe to a bizarre religious philosophy. They view themselves as "God's Chosen", which means that not only do they think they have the legal power (as granted by God) to force laws and religious doctrine upon other people, but they themselves as exempt from any laws, including the ones they force on the rest of us.
 
2012-10-13 06:25:37 PM  
Allow me to translate the herp: "Just vote for me, morons. I'm white and male and I probably love guns and hate black people. You're just farking stupid enough to believe any dumb shiat I say. Jeebus."
 
2012-10-13 06:25:41 PM  
I often wonder why people keep talking once they've been exposed as hypocrites. Clarification is not always needed. You messed up. Deal with it.
 
2012-10-13 06:26:00 PM  

fusillade762: He just loves his country SO much!


LOL! I remember that dumbsh*t excuse. +1 Internets!
 
2012-10-13 06:26:12 PM  

NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.


Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones
 
2012-10-13 06:28:46 PM  

cman: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones


Translation: both sides are bad, so vote Republican. Why choose a lesser evil?
 
2012-10-13 06:29:44 PM  

nmemkha: cman: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones

Translation: both sides are bad, so vote Republican. Why choose a lesser evil?


Translation: you are full of shiat. That goes for the poster I was replying to and you.
 
2012-10-13 06:30:03 PM  
saying hypocrite and republican is redundant.

for like the last 30 years
 
2012-10-13 06:30:52 PM  

cman: nmemkha: cman: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones

Translation: both sides are bad, so vote Republican. Why choose a lesser evil?

Translation: you are full of shiat. That goes for the poster I was replying to and you.


Everyone is wrong but you. *snicker*
 
2012-10-13 06:30:58 PM  
Geez Libs, God forgave him; he says so. So, why can't you?
 
2012-10-13 06:31:36 PM  
Hey, he resigned, right? Just like Larry Craig and David Vitter did. Right?
 
2012-10-13 06:33:16 PM  
Is he a hypocrit or just an opportunist who affected rightwing views to get ahead?
 
2012-10-13 06:33:24 PM  

nmemkha: cman: nmemkha: cman: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones

Translation: both sides are bad, so vote Republican. Why choose a lesser evil?

Translation: you are full of shiat. That goes for the poster I was replying to and you.

Everyone is wrong but you. *snicker*


Me? I am a dumbfark. I get shiat wrong all the time. Hell, it aint beneath me to admit when I am wrong.
 
ecl
2012-10-13 06:33:48 PM  

nmemkha: cman: nmemkha: cman: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones

Translation: both sides are bad, so vote Republican. Why choose a lesser evil?

Translation: you are full of shiat. That goes for the poster I was replying to and you.

Everyone is wrong butlaughing at you. *snicker*

 
2012-10-13 06:35:34 PM  

Bucky Katt: Is he a hypocrit or just an opportunist who affected rightwing views to get ahead?


He's a RINO when he should be a DINO.
 
ecl
2012-10-13 06:35:41 PM  

cman: nmemkha: cman: nmemkha: cman: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones

Translation: both sides are bad, so vote Republican. Why choose a lesser evil?

Translation: you are full of shiat. That goes for the poster I was replying to and you.

Everyone is wrong but you. *snicker*

Me? I am a dumbfark. I get shiat wrong all the time. Hell, it aint beneath me to admit when I am wrong.


But you are the Weeners. Woohoo.
 
2012-10-13 06:35:42 PM  

RedT: Geez Libs, God forgave him; he says so. So, why can't you?


'Cuz he's ugly. On the inside *and* on the outside.
 
2012-10-13 06:37:28 PM  

RedT: Geez Libs, God forgave him; he says so. So, why can't you?


Maybe God was just kidding when he forgave him.
 
2012-10-13 06:39:33 PM  
"his fling with the patient occurred while he was legally separated from his then-wife"

Yeah it was OKAY to FARK A PATIENT because I was divorced.
 
2012-10-13 06:40:05 PM  
Come back in three weeks as he wins his election.
 
Seriously, in his district as long as he wasn't farking a dude, everything else is better than those queer-loving Demoncrats.
 
/ it's all about the gay down that way
 
2012-10-13 06:40:06 PM  

cman: nmemkha: cman: nmemkha: cman: NFA: The Republican Party, the party of profound hypocrisy.

Those who live in glass houses should never throw stones

Translation: both sides are bad, so vote Republican. Why choose a lesser evil?

Translation: you are full of shiat. That goes for the poster I was replying to and you.

Everyone is wrong but you. *snicker*

Me? I am a dumbfark. I get shiat wrong all the time. Hell, it aint beneath me to admit when I am wrong.


I love you for that. You are often wrong, but at least you acknowledge it and have a sense of humor about it. Your only real problem is shooting from the hip.
 
2012-10-13 06:40:47 PM  

theteacher: "his fling with the patient occurred while he was legally separated from his then-wife"

Yeah it was OKAY to FARK A PATIENT because I was divorced.


Stop being a judgmental jerk. He and his wife had already made a written document entitling him to fark other people, in accordance with the Christian tradition of marriage.
 
2012-10-13 06:45:01 PM  
You know how I can tell when Libs are desperate? They start dragging out stories like this from the muck instead of focusing on the issues that are important to voters.
 
2012-10-13 06:48:19 PM  

snowshovel: You know how I can tell when Libs Conservative politicians are desperate? They start dragging living out stories like this from the muck instead of focusing on the issues that are important to voters.


FTFY.
 
2012-10-13 06:48:47 PM  
Why would anyone voluntarily fark that?
 
2012-10-13 06:48:51 PM  

snowshovel: You know how I can tell when Libs are desperate? They start dragging out stories like this from the muck instead of focusing on the issues that are important to voters.


I'll just leave this here...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-13 06:49:01 PM  

Coco LaFemme: The GOP makes cognitive dissonance look so cool.


They certainly make it look easy.

snowshovel: You know how I can tell when Libs are desperate? They start dragging out stories like this from the muck instead of focusing on the issues that are important to voters.


Yeah, Righties don't tend to to make Family Values a central part of their political platform.
 
2012-10-13 06:49:47 PM  

snowshovel: You know how I can tell when Libs are desperate? They start dragging out stories like this from the muck instead of focusing on the issues that are important to voters.


Excuse me, but the sanctity of marriage is the foundation of this country. It's one of the founding principles, by God! When you allow people to engage in whatever kind of sexual activity, you're encouraging an immorality that strips away God's protection. How can you say that abortion and the definition of marriage are unimportant to voters?
 
2012-10-13 06:51:27 PM  
cl.jroo.me
 
2012-10-13 06:54:07 PM  

snowshovel: You know how I can tell when Libs are desperate? They start dragging out stories like this from the muck instead of focusing on the issues that are important to voters.


I'll play if you will. In the vice president debate Paul Ryan stated that he considered life to begin at conception, yet he also felt that abortions in the case of rape or incest were Ok. How do you reconcile these two statements? How does the fetus's method of existence matter.

Or if you'd rather, Romney/Ryan has proposed a 20% tax cut coupled with an equal amount of loopholes and deductions being reduced, perhaps for higher income Americans. They have so far not provided one example, save The Corporation for Public Broadcasting, but that's only 0.012% I think. What loopholes and deductions do you think they are targeting and why aren't they talking about it?
 
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