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(The Sun)   Oh my, it looks like bikini models can also wear gowns   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 60
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2012-10-13 05:23:50 PM  
That...is a horrible picture of a hot woman. Just something about the angle.

That being said, just short of killing is what I'd do for that.
 
2012-10-13 05:28:58 PM  
While I readily admit I would wreck that given the chance, something about her waist-to-hip ratio has always kinda bugged me.

I know, I know, "sharp knees". Bring it.
 
2012-10-13 05:39:13 PM  
She's great, but if I'm going to fantasize about women I can never have, give me Miranda Kerr anytime.
 
2012-10-13 05:40:58 PM  
um...butterface?
 
2012-10-13 05:47:40 PM  
She is drop dead gorgeous, but does look like she could very easily turn into a snow pig.
 
2012-10-13 05:50:41 PM  
i166.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-13 05:52:20 PM  
Verlander, you lucky sumbiatch.
 
2012-10-13 05:57:18 PM  

fusillade762: While I readily admit I would wreck that given the chance, something about her waist-to-hip ratio has always kinda bugged me.


THIS
 
2012-10-13 06:00:07 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: fusillade762: While I readily admit I would wreck that given the chance, something about her waist-to-hip ratio has always kinda bugged me.

THIS


She either needs bigger hips or a smaller waist. Her epic rack more than makes up for that though.
 
2012-10-13 06:02:06 PM  
That's not a gown, that's a dress.
 
2012-10-13 06:09:03 PM  
She looks like Honey Boo Boo in about 10 years.
 
2012-10-13 06:18:23 PM  

ZeroCorpse: She looks like Honey Boo Boo in about 10 years.


Somehow I doubt this. Unless she starts freebasing mayonnaise.
 
2012-10-13 06:28:19 PM  
kinda fat. still do it.
 
2012-10-13 06:35:42 PM  
She's just not that good looking, people.

/And if this is 20, she's going to pork up frighteningly in about 15 years.
 
2012-10-13 06:37:15 PM  
and the Sun was there?
 
2012-10-13 06:43:57 PM  
She really needs to due her hair. And what's with those raccoon eyes? She should have that mole removed. She has rabbit teeth. Her head is too small for her body. She has big tits and no curves. She rather chunky. Her belly button is in the wrong spot. She has a manly walk. There is no definition to her stomach and legs. She's probably a complete idiot to talk to.
/and she's 1,000x hotter than any girl I've ever dated
 
2012-10-13 06:52:15 PM  

DubyaHater: She really needs to due her hair. And what's with those raccoon eyes? She should have that mole removed. She has rabbit teeth. Her head is too small for her body. She has big tits and no curves. She rather chunky. Her belly button is in the wrong spot. She has a manly walk. There is no definition to her stomach and legs. She's probably a complete idiot to talk to.
/and she's 1,000x hotter than any girl I've ever dated


Well done.
 
2012-10-13 06:56:25 PM  
i70.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-13 06:56:41 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: She's just not that good looking, people.

/And if this is 20, she's going to pork up frighteningly in about 15 years.


Chicks are so jealous of this girl, its incredible.
 
2012-10-13 06:58:39 PM  

Nrokreffefp: HotIgneous Intruder: She's just not that good looking, people.

/And if this is 20, she's going to pork up frighteningly in about 15 years.

Chicks are so jealous of this girl, its incredible.


Chicks being chicks and all.
 
2012-10-13 07:08:46 PM  
i727.photobucket.com

/obligatory
//That's right Kate, cry eat some ice cream, I'll make it all better I promise.
 
2012-10-13 07:16:43 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder:
/And if this is 20, she's going to pork up frighteningly in about 15 years.


I was planning to jerk off to her pictures in 2027. Thanks for the heads up!
 
2012-10-13 07:30:30 PM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: kinda fat. still do it.


maybe a biatchunky, but it would keep your balls from rubbing against the sheets.
 
2012-10-13 07:55:19 PM  
but do they have Machine Guns?
 
2012-10-13 07:55:55 PM  

Atomic Spunk: HotIgneous Intruder:
/And if this is 20, she's going to pork up frighteningly in about 15 years.

I was planning to jerk off to her pictures in 2027. Thanks for the heads up!


Can you tell me which day so that I can make sure to not jerk off to her at the same time as you? Because I'm not gay.
 
2012-10-13 08:02:28 PM  
Put me in the studman crowd too. Does nothing for me. Way too soft and zero muscletone. And if those are her boobs at 20 she will be tripping on them by 30. Legs look pretty bad too here.

Oh, and a this to the hip/waist ratio mentioned above.
 
2012-10-13 08:13:12 PM  
That's not a gown; I know my skirted outfits. :/
 
2012-10-13 08:15:53 PM  

rekraFlatoT: Put me in the studman crowd too. Does nothing for me. Way too soft and zero muscletone. And if those are her boobs at 20 she will be tripping on them by 30. Legs look pretty bad too here.

Oh, and a this to the hip/waist ratio mentioned above.


Studman nothing, I think that puts you firmly in the 'unbelievably gay' crowd.
 
2012-10-13 08:31:45 PM  
dolcechic.files.wordpress.com
The rules are Hot or Not, not Would You Do Her. Respect the game.
 
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2012-10-13 09:24:12 PM  
She is super cute, but something about her hips/ waistline turns me off. Don't really want to be a studman, she really is cute.
 
2012-10-13 09:47:28 PM  
those knees are so sharp that kate has holes in them!
 
2012-10-13 09:50:00 PM  
I think she looks really cute in still pictures, but she really shines when she's on video. She has a very flirty, sexy way of moving and she seems to be a happy, fun person. I'm a fan.

/and by "fan", I mean "potential stalker".
 
2012-10-13 10:28:03 PM  

rekraFlatoT: Put me in the studman crowd too. Does nothing for me. Way too soft and zero muscletone. And if those are her boobs at 20 she will be tripping on them by 30. Legs look pretty bad too here.

Oh, and a this to the hip/waist ratio mentioned above.


I don't think it's the ratio. It's how tall he pelvis is. The top of he pelvis in that pic is about to touch her ribs. The distance from the top of the pelvis to her actual hip joint is way too far. If the strap of that bikini went over the top of her hip she'd look like Borat in his mankini
 
2012-10-13 10:30:57 PM  
Oh... And I think the term is - - based on observations when my wife uses it critiquing other women - - "high-waisted"
 
2012-10-13 10:32:13 PM  
/or is it tall-waisted
//don't care. Her figure is weird
 
2012-10-13 10:50:19 PM  
Not to sound like sharp knee guy, but what's with her boobs? They're uneven.
 
2012-10-13 11:02:30 PM  
I'd motorboat those like a motorboat enthusiast behind the wheel of a brand new motorboat.
 
2012-10-13 11:09:43 PM  

DubyaHater: She really needs to due her hair. And what's with those raccoon eyes? She should have that mole removed. She has rabbit teeth. Her head is too small for her body. She has big tits and no curves. She rather chunky. Her belly button is in the wrong spot. She has a manly walk. There is no definition to her stomach and legs. She's probably a complete idiot to talk to.
/and she's 1,000x hotter than any girl I've ever dated


I have dated a girl close to that but she had really low standards and was a huge slut and had daddy issues, but psycho good looking women are still good looking, just never, ever, under any circumstances sleep over or let her sleep over because all shiat breaks loose.....just sayin'
 
2012-10-13 11:48:18 PM  
Sure are a lot of gays in here.

//NTTAWWT
 
2012-10-14 02:06:08 AM  
I was scrolling down.. 'hey, it said bikini models, but I only see one!'

Nothing but Upton? Darn.
 
2012-10-14 02:17:02 AM  
2012 Q2-Q3 Generic Blond Starlet
 
2012-10-14 02:25:57 AM  
i50.tinypic.com

She get attacked by bees earlier in the day?
 
2012-10-14 02:27:31 AM  
Oh, Kate Upton is famous for doing ads int the UK?

I'd always wondered about that, being from the US her being famous has always had that weird inexplicable feel that I imagine european folks get when trying to work out what the deal was with Paris Hilton.

//Sure, she's moderately attractive. So are like 99% of women in her age group that aren't dramatically over or underweight.
 
2012-10-14 03:56:49 AM  
She could use a little maintenance on those eyebrows.
 
2012-10-14 05:23:50 AM  
Wow, we sure hit "Peak Upton" fast. Say what you will about the basement denizens of Fark, but they sure are efficient.
 
2012-10-14 05:24:16 AM  

Spaced Cowboy: rekraFlatoT: Put me in the studman crowd too. Does nothing for me. Way too soft and zero muscletone. And if those are her boobs at 20 she will be tripping on them by 30. Legs look pretty bad too here.

Oh, and a this to the hip/waist ratio mentioned above.

Studman nothing, I think that puts you firmly in the 'unbelievably gay' crowd.



Then so be it.

Off to shave my chest, buy a murse and buy nice tasting pillows. Laters....
 
2012-10-14 05:53:22 AM  
Looks good in a dress.

Looks better not in a dress.
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2012-10-14 06:46:37 AM  

FriarReb98: That...is a horrible picture of a hot woman. Just something about the angle.

That being said, just short of killing is what I'd do for that.


Ummmmmm...forget the "short" part
 
2012-10-14 07:11:07 AM  
Her boobs are nice, but her figure is wierd, and there's something odd about her face. Much more so with the bright red lipstick in the bikini pic than with the pale lips in the gown strapless dress, but even there.
 
2012-10-14 07:13:12 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: She's just not that good looking, people.

/And if this is 20, she's going to pork up frighteningly in about 15 years.


I think she's more than a little bit overrated in the sense that she's attractive, but not nearly as much as she's made out to be by most people.
 
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