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(Yahoo)   The year's worst "Sexy" Halloween costumes. Sexy Ernie & Bert will give subby nightmares   (shine.yahoo.com) divider line 100
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2012-10-13 06:42:10 PM  

Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 640x518]


Jesus Horatio Christ.

I'm going as a security breach this year. Skintight black body suit, a flash drive on a lanyard around my neck, an open zipper decal where my mouth should be, and a black fedora... just to drive home the "black hat" point.

/need to do a shiatload of crunches and pushups between now and Halloween so I don't get confused for Slender Man
 
2012-10-13 06:58:03 PM  

Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 640x518]


That is horrifying.
 
2012-10-13 06:58:38 PM  
When your a hot 20 year old chic, doesn't matter what you wear.
 
2012-10-13 07:00:44 PM  

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: Quantum Apostrophe: Three Crooked Squirrels: Who the hell decides to be a real estate agent for Halloween?

They scare the hell out of me. They convert rational renters into delusional property "owners".

Sayeth the renter.

:)


That's right! Rent is controlled by the Rental Board here in Quebec. Property taxes and school taxes are not. I don't need to do any repairs, owners do. All the people I know who own are miserable and broke all the time. I make the same salary and pay 1/3 of what they pay to live. I have cash money in my pockets all the time. Not some mythical "you get it all back" in some mysterious future. Owning just seems like you do all the work, and everyone else makes the money now. You are left with illusions and emotions.
 
2012-10-13 07:01:27 PM  
Most of those suck but I like the Chucky one, although it is a bit dated.
 
2012-10-13 07:02:43 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: fusillade762: The chick in the sexy straightjacket gave me the craziest boner...

Should be "straitjacket." "Strait" as in "confined, narrow, tight space."


straight·jack·et (strtjkt)
n. & v.
Variant of straitjacket.

The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Updated in 2009. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.

straightjacket [ˈstreɪtˌdʒækɪt]
n
(Clothing & Fashion) a less common spelling of straitjacket

Collins English Dictionary - Complete and Unabridged © HarperCollins Publishers 1991, 1994, 1998, 2000, 2003

/neener neener
 
2012-10-13 07:05:56 PM  
The thing that bothers me about the Ernie and Bert costumes is not that they're dismembered muppets, designed to entertain children (though that ranks up there) but that they are MALE dismembered muppets, that supposedly make a woman sexy.

The rest? meh, whatever.
 
2012-10-13 07:06:48 PM  
Be flipperman!

auto-fail.com
 
2012-10-13 07:09:29 PM  
Never in my life have a I been a hot chick unless the temp goes over about 80 degrees. I have never worn a slutty costume as I couldn't pull it off in my wildest dreams, but was a zombie a few years ago as we went with a group of friends and therefore had our very own "shambling horde" for which I did the makeup on everyone and it came out great. But, I always thought that the Rainbow Bright gal did a good job and was cute without being over the top slutty. Carry on, gentlemen.
 
2012-10-13 07:10:24 PM  

xynix: Nightmares? I would pound the hell out of Ernie dude.. I mean there would be nothin left but teeth and toenails.


Word.

The chick in the Ernie costume isn't bad either.
 
2012-10-13 07:22:23 PM  
 
2012-10-13 07:24:17 PM  
 
2012-10-13 07:24:48 PM  
Well, romney will be getting rid of bert and ernie soon. So there's that.
 
2012-10-13 07:32:24 PM  
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farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-13 07:34:19 PM  

EngineerAU: Dumb article is dumb.

The Ursula is available in larger sizes despite what the article on boingboing that got everyone hating on the slim version says. And why shouldn't there be a slim version? There are plus size versions of costumes that are sourced from thin characters. It should work both ways.

And how is the Chinese takeout racist? That's the exact pattern printed on the majority of takeout boxes. Is it racist because there are chopsticks? You know, the thing given out with each order? Is it racist because of the fortune cookie hair clip? You know, fortune cookies are given out at most Chinese restaurants too. Sounds like they have a problem with the North American version of Chinese food rather than the costume itself. Or they're just trying to score cheap outrage points with no real concern about the effects of crying wolf on actual cases of racism.


This. I'm so sick of the word racist being misused.
 
2012-10-13 07:44:58 PM  

Medic Zero: EngineerAU: Dumb article is dumb.

The Ursula is available in larger sizes despite what the article on boingboing that got everyone hating on the slim version says. And why shouldn't there be a slim version? There are plus size versions of costumes that are sourced from thin characters. It should work both ways.

And how is the Chinese takeout racist? That's the exact pattern printed on the majority of takeout boxes. Is it racist because there are chopsticks? You know, the thing given out with each order? Is it racist because of the fortune cookie hair clip? You know, fortune cookies are given out at most Chinese restaurants too. Sounds like they have a problem with the North American version of Chinese food rather than the costume itself. Or they're just trying to score cheap outrage points with no real concern about the effects of crying wolf on actual cases of racism.

This. I'm so sick of the word racist being misused.


You're the real racists for saying that.

/how long until "Tea Party protestor" becomes a Halloween costume?
 
2012-10-13 07:47:08 PM  
When exactly did Halloween turn into a "dress like a whore" day?
 
2012-10-13 07:48:49 PM  
We need more Halloween costume threads.
 
2012-10-13 07:57:14 PM  
I LIKE when women dress slutty. I have no problem with it. It's the only way a guy like me will EVER get a good look at a woman. Don't ruin this for me.
 
2012-10-13 08:02:58 PM  

anfrind: /how long until "Tea Party protestor" becomes a Halloween costume?


Wait, these aren't Halloween costumes?

WTF?!

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2012-10-13 08:07:32 PM  
Sexy Miner? 

www.atalude.net
 
2012-10-13 08:12:11 PM  
The hamburger and corn don't look like costumes, just tacky outfits.
 
2012-10-13 08:13:53 PM  

uncoveror: The hamburger and corn don't look like costumes, just tacky outfits.


I thought the corn just screamed, "Shuck me!"
 
2012-10-13 08:18:20 PM  

jaytkay: anfrind: /how long until "Tea Party protestor" becomes a Halloween costume?

Wait, these aren't Halloween costumes?

WTF?!

 


>Threatening Armed Secession
>Threatening to bring guns if their demands aren't met.

Tea Baggers are a special brand of crazy, aren't they?
 
2012-10-13 08:21:54 PM  
Well, #6 is corny.
 
2012-10-13 08:26:55 PM  
I'll take the Chucky chick with a side of straitjacket.
 
2012-10-13 08:28:09 PM  

bojon:  Sorry, I am posting under the influence.


It's ok, I'm reading under the influence
 
2012-10-13 08:31:57 PM  

Walker:


aaaaand now I'm crying.
 
2012-10-13 08:37:33 PM  
I should literally go as a whore for halloween.
 
2012-10-13 08:47:29 PM  

randyripoff: Am I wrong for liking the skunk? Heck, it even looks like a costume.


Yes. That was very, very, very wrong of you. You should be ashamed. Go to your bunk immediately.
 
2012-10-13 08:53:04 PM  

flyinghouse99: I should literally go as a whore for halloween.


My mother did that in the late '60s. Men kept stopping their cars offering her money. Little did they know she was a Marxist.
 
2012-10-13 08:56:59 PM  

FunkOut: flyinghouse99: I should literally go as a whore for halloween.

My mother did that in the late '60s. Men kept stopping their cars offering her money. Little did they know she was a Marxist.


Now that makes me wonder what actual whores do on Halloween? Do they just take a day off and stay in?
 
2012-10-13 10:15:04 PM  

Special J: Sexy Miner? 

[www.atalude.net image 500x500]


img716.imageshack.us

Miners, not minors!
 
2012-10-13 10:17:07 PM  
Meh. I'm guessing the author is too plus-sized to wear those costumes.
 
2012-10-13 11:22:18 PM  
"Ernie and Bert"? Get it right, subby and costume makers. It's Bert and Ernie.

As in Valerie Bertinernie.

www.veryicon.com
 
2012-10-13 11:37:00 PM  

Ebenator:


Is she a zombie too?
 
2012-10-13 11:39:00 PM  

jaytkay: anfrind: /how long until "Tea Party protestor" becomes a Halloween costume?

Wait, these aren't Halloween costumes?

WTF?!

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[25.media.tumblr.com image 400x279]


"More czars than the USSR"? Hmm, someone had a bowl of retard for breakfast...
 
2012-10-13 11:45:46 PM  
Storebought costumes? Hah!

i228.photobucket.com 

i228.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-13 11:53:50 PM  
I'd think that Sexy Trayvon Martin would be worse than any of those.
 
2012-10-13 11:53:52 PM  

SapperInTexas: Storebought costumes? Hah!


Storebought costumes make the baby Jesus cry.

My hat is off to you Little-Red-Riding-Hood-and-Wolf-not-from-the-store costume people!!

You rock, I love those outfits!
 
2012-10-13 11:57:20 PM  

L.D. Ablo: [cdn-www.i-am-bored.com image 401x533]


Him: "OH YEAH!"

Entire Halloween party he attended: "OH NOOOOOOO!"
 
2012-10-14 12:52:01 AM  

randyripoff: Am I wrong for liking the skunk? Heck, it even looks like a costume.


Nope, I like it, too.
 
2012-10-14 12:52:27 AM  

anfrind: Medic Zero: EngineerAU: Dumb article is dumb.

The Ursula is available in larger sizes despite what the article on boingboing that got everyone hating on the slim version says. And why shouldn't there be a slim version? There are plus size versions of costumes that are sourced from thin characters. It should work both ways.

And how is the Chinese takeout racist? That's the exact pattern printed on the majority of takeout boxes. Is it racist because there are chopsticks? You know, the thing given out with each order? Is it racist because of the fortune cookie hair clip? You know, fortune cookies are given out at most Chinese restaurants too. Sounds like they have a problem with the North American version of Chinese food rather than the costume itself. Or they're just trying to score cheap outrage points with no real concern about the effects of crying wolf on actual cases of racism.

This. I'm so sick of the word racist being misused.

You're the real racists for saying that.

/how long until "Tea Party protestor" becomes a Halloween costume?


I'd be okay with that.
 
2012-10-14 12:54:41 AM  

Raw_fishFood: jaytkay: anfrind: /how long until "Tea Party protestor" becomes a Halloween costume?

Wait, these aren't Halloween costumes?

WTF?!

 

>Threatening Armed Secession
>Threatening to bring guns if their demands aren't met.

Tea Baggers are a special brand of crazy, aren't they?


I love how they are all smiling happily. Poor oppressed Rethuglicans.
 
2012-10-14 01:26:24 AM  
Sluttoween should be celebrated on July 31st, on the beach, with a multitude of attractive well proportioned twentysomething chicks and me and a couple of friends.

That would be a holiday.
 
2012-10-14 01:52:44 AM  

Sid Deuces: Sluttoween should be celebrated on July 31st, on the beach, with a multitude of attractive well proportioned twentysomething chicks and me and a couple of friends.

That would be a holiday.


It would be the spiritual opposite of the Fark holiday, Biatchmas.
 
2012-10-14 08:05:13 AM  

Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 640x518]


I didn't know Bert and Ernie were meth addicts
 
2012-10-14 11:24:52 AM  

bojon: Sorry, I am posting under the influence.


Wow, haven't seen that for a while, and I'm surprised it's stayed up this long.
 
2012-10-14 12:45:24 PM  

Baloo Uriza: randyripoff: Am I wrong for liking the skunk? Heck, it even looks like a costume.

Nope, I like it, too.


Skunk costume was cool, I liked the corn costume as well. It was the least worst of the crop.
 
2012-10-15 01:46:09 AM  
If you took away the headgear, the Bert & Ernie costumes work out a whole world better.
 
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