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(Yahoo)   The year's worst "Sexy" Halloween costumes. Sexy Ernie & Bert will give subby nightmares   (shine.yahoo.com) divider line 100
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2012-10-13 01:02:03 PM  
I wonder what they do with all these lame designs when they don't sell.
 
2012-10-13 01:12:11 PM  
Nightmares? I would pound the hell out of Ernie dude.. I mean there would be nothin left but teeth and toenails.
 
2012-10-13 01:52:28 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: I wonder what they do with all these lame designs when they don't sell.


1) Mark down the price, try to sell next year. If that doesn't work:
2) Bulk-sale to discount retailers (Ross, dollar stores, etc.). If that doesn't work, either
3-A) give to goodwill (the right, but rare thing) or
3-B) damage them so that they can't be scavenged and re-sold, bag or box them up and dump them in landfills. (The more common solution.) 

Pretty decent Slate article about what happens to unsold clothes.
 
2012-10-13 03:58:01 PM  
You know what's worse than a slideshow?

A slideshow that does full pageloads. JEEEsus.
 
2012-10-13 04:02:29 PM  
Who the hell decides to be a real estate agent for Halloween?
 
2012-10-13 04:36:26 PM  
Those are awful. Those women should take them off immediately.
 
2012-10-13 05:22:20 PM  
The chick in the sexy straightjacket gave me the craziest boner...
 
2012-10-13 05:29:27 PM  

fusillade762: The chick in the sexy straightjacket gave me the craziest boner...


That's not a costume, that's bondagewear. Awesome, awesome bondagewear.

\saw the burger one about a week ago, still is dumb as fark
\\and the sexy miner is actually marketed as "gold digger." At least it was *last* year when I saw it in the store.
 
2012-10-13 05:40:23 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Who the hell decides to be a real estate agent for Halloween?


Some one with huge tracks of land?
 
2012-10-13 05:42:53 PM  
I hate Slutoween. I miss good old fashioned Halloween.
 
2012-10-13 05:49:05 PM  
Know how I know the writers gay?
 
2012-10-13 05:50:15 PM  

katerbug72: I hate Slutoween. I miss good old fashioned Halloween.


The main problem I have with Slut-o-ween is that most of the real people who wear these costumes have no business doing so. But then again, that's the norm when it comes to tight clothing.
 
2012-10-13 05:50:35 PM  
If by nightmare you mean wetdream, then yeah.
 
2012-10-13 05:51:15 PM  
I am glad I don't know Sarah B. Weir. Not only does she sound fat, she sounds like she hates sex, fun, and life.
 
2012-10-13 05:51:48 PM  
I am old, here are my Slutoween fap pictures

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/ fap
 
2012-10-13 05:52:29 PM  
Sexy Babe the Blue Ox?
 
2012-10-13 05:54:37 PM  
...and frog.
 
2012-10-13 05:55:20 PM  
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2012-10-13 05:55:54 PM  
I will take one caveman, please.

/Have seen that Chinese take-out one a few times, now. Never looks terribly impressive.
 
2012-10-13 05:57:27 PM  

stewbert: Know how I know the writers gay?


Because they don't want to bang women dressed in dismembered Muppets?
 
2012-10-13 05:57:50 PM  
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2012-10-13 05:58:23 PM  
I'm going as Sexy Spongebob this year.
 
2012-10-13 06:00:29 PM  
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2012-10-13 06:00:51 PM  

fusillade762: The chick in the sexy straightjacket gave me the craziest boner...


Should be "straitjacket." "Strait" as in "confined, narrow, tight space."
 
2012-10-13 06:00:56 PM  
Oh yeah, I'll bet this costume gets lots of guys laid.

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2012-10-13 06:01:25 PM  
How about a sexy Jerry Sandusky and Joe Paterno?
 
2012-10-13 06:03:27 PM  

DiRF: ...and frog.


Came here to reference amphibian; already taken care of. [applause]

/17th?
 
2012-10-13 06:03:51 PM  
"Sexy Ernie" only has meaning if your name is Bert.
 
2012-10-13 06:04:58 PM  

WordyGrrl: Oh yeah, I'll bet this costume gets lots of guys laid.

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"Wanna see my 'straw?' Hurrrr-hur-hurrrrrrrrr!"
 
2012-10-13 06:05:03 PM  

Benjimin_Dover: If by nightmare you mean wetdream, then yeah.


Wetmare.
 
2012-10-13 06:05:13 PM  

WordyGrrl: Oh yeah, I'll bet this costume gets lots of guys laid.

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Cardbordeaux? It might... It just might
 
2012-10-13 06:05:39 PM  
I'm suspecting the "sexy straighjacket" was not intended for going out in...or at least that's not how it's going to be used.
 
2012-10-13 06:09:04 PM  

WordyGrrl: Oh yeah, I'll bet this costume gets lots of guys laid.

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That would be an awesome costume if they added a tube to the spout.
 
2012-10-13 06:09:10 PM  
And Frog... (NSFW language)
 
2012-10-13 06:17:08 PM  

WordyGrrl: Oh yeah, I'll bet this costume gets lots of guys laid.

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Just don't wear it on Fraternity row at UT.
 
2012-10-13 06:21:02 PM  
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2012-10-13 06:21:28 PM  
Damn that person's dick must be on the fritz. They didn't even make a quip about the Chinese Take Out costume making you hungry for more in 30 minutes. rawr.. Not every costume needs to be stupendous, silly costumes are A O K
 
2012-10-13 06:21:48 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Who the hell decides to be a real estate agent for Halloween?


They scare the hell out of me. They convert rational renters into delusional property "owners".
 
2012-10-13 06:23:41 PM  

FloydA: BarkingUnicorn: I wonder what they do with all these lame designs when they don't sell.

1) Mark down the price, try to sell next year. If that doesn't work:
2) Bulk-sale to discount retailers (Ross, dollar stores, etc.). If that doesn't work, either
3-A) give to goodwill (the right, but rare thing) or
3-B) damage them so that they can't be scavenged and re-sold, bag or box them up and dump them in landfills. (The more common solution.) 

Pretty decent Slate article about what happens to unsold clothes.


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2012-10-13 06:24:18 PM  
Am I wrong for liking the skunk? Heck, it even looks like a costume.
 
2012-10-13 06:26:16 PM  

WordyGrrl: Oh yeah, I'll bet this costume gets lots of guys laid.

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Only if his buddy shows up with a frat boy butt chugger outfit.
 
2012-10-13 06:29:48 PM  
Dumb article is dumb.

The Ursula is available in larger sizes despite what the article on boingboing that got everyone hating on the slim version says. And why shouldn't there be a slim version? There are plus size versions of costumes that are sourced from thin characters. It should work both ways.

And how is the Chinese takeout racist? That's the exact pattern printed on the majority of takeout boxes. Is it racist because there are chopsticks? You know, the thing given out with each order? Is it racist because of the fortune cookie hair clip? You know, fortune cookies are given out at most Chinese restaurants too. Sounds like they have a problem with the North American version of Chinese food rather than the costume itself. Or they're just trying to score cheap outrage points with no real concern about the effects of crying wolf on actual cases of racism.
 
2012-10-13 06:30:40 PM  
Spend Halloween with the one you love in the privacy of your boudoir in the sexiest costumes of all time -- the Adam and Eve ensemble.
 
2012-10-13 06:32:31 PM  
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The Yandy Sonic the Hedgehog costume should be at the top of the list. The video somehow makes it even worse.
 
2012-10-13 06:33:13 PM  
Nightmares? I'd love to get my hand up Ernie's ass and make her talk dirty to me.
 
2012-10-13 06:33:35 PM  
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2012-10-13 06:34:02 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: fusillade762: The chick in the sexy straightjacket gave me the craziest boner...

Should be "straitjacket." "Strait" as in "confined, narrow, tight space."



You forgot to castigate The Stealth Hippopotamus for misspelling 'tracts'. Just sayin'
 
2012-10-13 06:34:26 PM  
My favorite.
 
2012-10-13 06:39:26 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Three Crooked Squirrels: Who the hell decides to be a real estate agent for Halloween?

They scare the hell out of me. They convert rational renters into delusional property "owners".


Sayeth the renter.

:)
 
2012-10-13 06:41:21 PM  
i221.photobucket.com Sorry, I am posting under the influence.
 
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