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(Springfield News-Leader)   Out of work? No prospects? No problem. Just give yourself a six figure job, print your own paychecks and cash them at Walmart   (news-leader.com) divider line 20
    More: Dumbass, woman accused, Chevy Malibu, Wal-Mart, Springfield  
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2012-10-13 03:19:46 PM  
6 votes:
Calbert remained in the Greene County Jail on Friday with bond set at $50,000. She is next due in court Nov. 5.

Wonder if they'd take a check
2012-10-13 03:26:56 PM  
4 votes:
Calbert remained in the Greene County Jail on Friday with bond set at $50,000.

"No problem! Can I borrow a pen?"
2012-10-13 12:47:49 PM  
3 votes:
Was the person claiming to be an airline pilot?
2012-10-13 03:38:11 PM  
2 votes:
Why are they picking on this job creator?
2012-10-13 03:28:30 PM  
2 votes:
Oh, so THAT'S what a "job creator" does.

/been wondering
2012-10-13 03:26:24 PM  
2 votes:
"Of the 732 counterfeit checks, 515 had been accepted for a total amount of $116,295.99."

"The checks had been passed at Walmart stores "throughout Arkansas, Illinois, Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, and Oklahoma," the statement says."


In other words, she made just enough to cover the cost of gas and have an occasional Slurpee.
2012-10-13 03:22:12 PM  
2 votes:
So more or less what Wall Street does every day? Print checks with nothing to back them up?
2012-10-13 02:09:38 PM  
2 votes:
Pretty bootstrappy of her!
2012-10-13 05:42:39 PM  
1 votes:
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... now that I've finally explained how my new plan for the new economic recovery in the New America works, are you happy?
2012-10-13 04:37:54 PM  
1 votes:
Isn't that basically how the Federal Reserve operates?
2012-10-13 03:40:13 PM  
1 votes:

NickelP: bentleypm: CSB:

I used to work at a Wal-Mart in Kentucky. One day, a guy in a Brinks uniform came in to pick up the daily deposit. He walked out with about $50,000 in cash. A few minutes later, the real Brinks guy showed up for the daily deposit. Store manager was not fired. Never found out what happened to the cash.

End CSB.

Thats crazy I wouldnt have thought that was possible. Was the manager in on it you think?


Had to be. I've never been around for cash pick ups, but every retail cash office I've been in has a board with the pictures and names of Brinks employees posted right on the wall.
2012-10-13 03:39:38 PM  
1 votes:

NickelP: bentleypm: CSB:

I used to work at a Wal-Mart in Kentucky. One day, a guy in a Brinks uniform came in to pick up the daily deposit. He walked out with about $50,000 in cash. A few minutes later, the real Brinks guy showed up for the daily deposit. Store manager was not fired. Never found out what happened to the cash.

End CSB.

Thats crazy I wouldnt have thought that was possible. Was the manager in on it you think?


a fellow who worked at a popular grocery chain in CA (Albertsons?) got this idea then implemented it after he felt he was unjustly fired. knocked off 3 or 4 stores in one morning but continued on, even though he was monitoring a police radio. now his claim to fame is "hey look that's my story on I Almost Got Away With It" while he sits in PMITA prison.
2012-10-13 03:37:45 PM  
1 votes:
Yeah but do that with billions instead of thousands and add lots of computers and suddenly you're a Nobel Prize winning economist.
2012-10-13 03:32:52 PM  
1 votes:
Yet when wallstreet does it...
2012-10-13 03:31:08 PM  
1 votes:
Robbing check cashing joints is doing the world a favor
2012-10-13 03:25:36 PM  
1 votes:
CSB:

I used to work at a Wal-Mart in Kentucky. One day, a guy in a Brinks uniform came in to pick up the daily deposit. He walked out with about $50,000 in cash. A few minutes later, the real Brinks guy showed up for the daily deposit. Store manager was not fired. Never found out what happened to the cash.

End CSB.
2012-10-13 03:19:02 PM  
1 votes:
I wonder if she's looking back at her plan, and saying, "AHA! *that's* where I messed up!"
2012-10-13 03:19:01 PM  
1 votes:
She seems legit.
2012-10-13 03:14:49 PM  
1 votes:
I know a guy who sat in jail for 6 years doing exactly this - only he gave a dozen friends paychecks, too.
2012-10-13 02:59:49 PM  
1 votes:
So, become a banker?
 
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