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(NYPost)   Crappy Idea, or Greatest Idea: Chaos ensues after high school principal replaces hall passes with toilet plungers   (nypost.com) divider line 11
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2012-10-13 12:28:33 PM  
5 votes:
Already been done:

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"Urinate! Urinate! Urinate!"
2012-10-13 02:42:31 PM  
2 votes:
FTA "caught wind of it from school security officers and pooh-poohed the plan."

You know, if there's one thing I've learnt from being in the Army, it's never ignore a pooh-pooh. I knew a Major, who got pooh-poohed, made the mistake of ignoring the pooh-pooh. He pooh-poohed it! Fatal error! 'Cos it turned out all along that the soldier who pooh-poohed him had been pooh-poohing a lot of other officers who pooh-poohed their pooh-poohs. In the end, we had to disband the regiment. Morale totally destroyed... by pooh-pooh
2012-10-13 02:37:27 PM  
2 votes:
using wooden toilet plungers

I know they mean wood-handled plungers, but for a second, I imagined a full wooden plunger.

Like, do they make the head of a wooden plunger out of rattan or bamboo or some other flexible wood?
2012-10-13 03:24:35 PM  
1 votes:

aimtastic: At my high school, all of the hall passes were attached to some large, unwieldy item to a) allow them to be recognized at a glace by administrators who wouldn't have to waste their own or the student's time asking to see a pass and b) make it hard for students to lose them. The teachers were allowed to get creative with them - the art room pass that I used most often was attached to a giant two foot long pencil, while one of the science teachers had his attached to a toilet seat. Oddly enough, neither I nor any of my classmates ever considered stabbing anyone with the two foot long pencil, but then again I grew up in the burbs.


I made my passes out of balsa wood and painted them with neon colors and used puffy paint for the letters. I also used glitter (lots of it), and I used sparkly garland, so my students wear them around their necks.

/Elementary art teacher
2012-10-13 03:06:21 PM  
1 votes:
Because why not humiliate some girl who just wants to go to the bathroom because her period started.

IMO students would act more adultlike if adults didn't treat them all like small children.
2012-10-13 02:47:02 PM  
1 votes:

TheHighlandHowler: Bad idea:

1) Unsanitary
2) Stigmatizes students who may have a health condition


Really? You sound like a pussy. Our teachers were allowed to make the hall pass whatever they wanted it to be we had toilet seats, cinder blocks, hub caps you name it and if you feel shamed because you have to carry something to the bathroom with you you have much bigger emotional problems than you do bladder problems. Why don't we just make all of the students in the school put on blindfolds anytime someone has to pee. They can have a special bell that alerts the entire school someone has to tinkle so they can all put on their blindfolds so the precious little snowflake doesn't get embarrassed.
2012-10-13 02:46:01 PM  
1 votes:

Zombie DJ: WAIT! You guys got to leave class to pee?

Unfarking believable.


No kidding, next time wear Depends, or bring a 2L Coke bottle.

/it's what all the cool kids playing online MMORPGs who are raiding wear...
2012-10-13 02:43:41 PM  
1 votes:
WAIT! You guys got to leave class to pee?

Unfarking believable.
2012-10-13 02:36:14 PM  
1 votes:
toilet plunger = a weapon.

I'm waiting for the first plunger related beating.
2012-10-13 12:20:30 PM  
1 votes:
Bad idea:

1) Unsanitary
2) Stigmatizes students who may have a health condition
2012-10-13 12:10:54 PM  
1 votes:
At my high school, all of the hall passes were attached to some large, unwieldy item to a) allow them to be recognized at a glace by administrators who wouldn't have to waste their own or the student's time asking to see a pass and b) make it hard for students to lose them. The teachers were allowed to get creative with them - the art room pass that I used most often was attached to a giant two foot long pencil, while one of the science teachers had his attached to a toilet seat. Oddly enough, neither I nor any of my classmates ever considered stabbing anyone with the two foot long pencil, but then again I grew up in the burbs.
 
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