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Tarkus: Isn't it illegal for public officials to accept personal gifts?
Get Biden the Bird, Get Biden the BirdBidenthebird bidenthebird bidenthebirdGET BIDEN THE BIRD
Hack Patooey: and even our pals over at Free Republichttp://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2944067/posts
Lost Thought 00: Best money laundering scam ever
Launch Code: The religious rubes give their money to television evangelists. The liberal rubes give their money to the Vice President so he can buy a dopey car. This guy could buy any car he wants with the money he saves buy NOT donating to charity.You obamorons should practice what you preach. Get the tard a Trans Am but rip the engine out and replace it with a chevy volt engine. Better yet, make it run with magic and solindra solar panels.
Cyclometh: Who better to help the Biden than the Dude?
DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: coeyagi: In other news, looks like we have the Pagan Military vote:http://military.pagannewswirecollective.com/2012/10/stay-calm-and-giv e -joe-the-bird/ LinkThat URL would be a funny tshirt idea:KEEPCALMANDGIVEJOETHEBIRD
archichris: Stupidest crusade ever. No wonder your side farked the budget.
Bontesla: My goal was to be nice and then my husband brought me wine.
Lost Thought 00: Emposter: Lost Thought 00: Just give your damn money straight to charity, or give it to the campaign, or don't give anything, rather than route it through whoever started the original thread's car dealership. Also, note that whoever started this gets to keep whatever money you pitch in, regardless of the total amount raised.Do you go to kids' birthday parties and pop their balloons?Only if they are dangerously shiney
DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: As the list now stands:Trans Am: Sammy Hagar(You Can Still) Rock in America: Night RangerEasy Livin': Uriah HeepBorn to Run: Bruce SpringsteenSlow Ride: FoghatSmokin: BostonWayward Son: KansasHighway to Hell: AC/DCBohemian Rhapsody: QueenDream On: AerosmithRed Barchetta: RushBarracuda: HeartFrankenstein: Edgar Winter GroupSpeed King: Deep PurpleRadar Love: Golden EarringBallroom Blitz: SweetBlinded by the Light: Manfred MannWelcome to the Jungle: Guns N' RosesFreebird: Lynyrd SkynrdRock & Roll Hoochie Koo: Rick DerringerWon't get Fooled Again : The WhoTom Sawyer: RushMisty Mountain Hop: Led ZeppelinForeplay/Long Time: BostonCrazy Train: Ozzy OsbourneBack in Black: AC/DCJessica: Allman Bros:Take the Long Way Home: SupertrampNeil Young: Trans AmIn-A-Gadda-Da-Vida: Iron ButterflyFoxy Lady: Jimi HendrixBlack Betty: Ram JamRock N Roll All Night: KissBorn to Be Wild: SteppenwolfDon't Fear the Reaper: BOCTake It Easy: EaglesThe Joker: Steve Miller BandRunning on Empty: Jackson BrowneThin Lizzy: Boys are Back in TownToo Much Time on My Hands: StyxTime for Me to Fly: REO SpeedwagonI Can't Fight this Feeling Anymore: REO SpeedwagonHair of the Dog: NazarethHeading out to the Highway:Judas PriestUnder my Wheels: Alice CooperI Can't Drive 55: Sammy HagarHeartbreak Station: CinderellaYou Give Love A Bad Name: Bon JoviGive me something to believe in: PoisonYou've Got Another Thing Coming: Judas PriestOne of the Boys: Mott the HoopleFortunate Son: Creedence Clearwater RevivalBad Moon Rising: Creedence Clearwater RevivalSister Christian: Night RangerLawyers, Guns and Money, Warren ZevonWerewolves of London: Warren ZevonSpace Trucking: Deep Purple
GreatGlavinsGhost: T-shirts are coming!
CapeFearCadaver: Bontesla: CapeFearCadaver: Bontesla: I've got one glass of mead left and then I'm moving onto Sangria . . . so . . . well . . . this may get interesting.I brew mead as well, yummy!!! Drinking the Yuengling tonight, me-self.Just remember we're trying to raise money, not change minds; especially the SkinnyHead minds on Yahoo!... in other words, don't get too frustrated, or mean; if ya need to scream... come back here and take it out on us.... We're used to it ;)I struggle with having a filter and it's totally gone with alcohol. Someone may need to babysit me.I'm the same way actually. One of the reasons I love the internet; where I have to type as opposed to the mouth diarrhea that normally occurs while I am in public.... Just keep this page up on a tab and scream here when you feel the need arise./ARISE!!!!
coeyagi: Kenny B: They need to make sure to get one with the 455 engine in it. Joe doesn't want one with a gas sipping, candy ass small block in it.Surprised nobody has put Big bird on a TA hood yet. You guys are slacking.Thank you, I'll get on it.
Stoker: In a month..."We did not reach our goal of 25,000 dollars, oh well. Have a nice day."
DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: RichieLawI wish we had a decent Top Gear here in the States, that'd be a good twitter target, but how about Adam Savage and Neil DeGrasse Tyson?
Lost Thought 00: Just give your damn money straight to charity, or give it to the campaign, or don't give anything, rather than route it through whoever started the original thread's car dealership. Also, note that whoever started this gets to keep whatever money you pitch in, regardless of the total amount raised.
DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: RichieLaw:Four die cast trans ams
GWSuperfan: This is gonna have to be a pre-loaded iPod rather than a mix tape.
Hack Patooey: Kumana Wanalaia: The high voted pic in the photoshop thread has a frustrated looking biden on it.I think we're being trolled.Well, *we* do have the final say on design...
DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: stonytokes: PallMall: Cinderella: Heartbreak StationBon Jovi: Shot through the HeartPoison: Give me something to believe inI was with you until this. Please...no hair metal. I can't picture Joe listening to Poison, Bon Jovi, or Cinderella.Yea, I'm no Bon Jovi fan either, but it's a TRANS AM, and I live in JERSEY. So I can't see it as too crazy.If we do keep it, maybe keep that stuff in its own section.
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retarded: Launch Code: The religious rubes give their money to television evangelists. The liberal rubes give their money to the Vice President so he can buy a dopey car. This guy could buy any car he wants with the money he saves buy NOT donating to charity.You obamorons should practice what you preach. Get the tard a Trans Am but rip the engine out and replace it with a chevy volt engine. Better yet, make it run with magic and solindra solar panels.Hi, my name is Launch Code. You may know me from my other posts, such as "I'm an idiot" and "It makes me mad when other people have fun" and the classic, "Not really sure what's going on here but I'm pretty sure I don't agree with it so I'm going to take a big shiat all over it".
PallMall: Cinderella: Heartbreak StationBon Jovi: Shot through the HeartPoison: Give me something to believe in
Cyclometh: Did we make Drudge?Link
DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: OK, the mix tape songs I have so far, no particular order:Trans Am: Sammy Hagar(You Can Still) Rock in America: Night RangerEasy Livin': Uriah HeepBruce Springsteen: Born to RunFoghat: Slow RideBoston: SmokinFrankenstein: Edgar Winter GroupDeep Purple: Speed KingRock & Roll Hoochie Koo: Rick DerringerThe Who: Won't get Fooled AgainRush: Tom SawyerLed Zeppelin: Misty Mountain HopBoston: Foreplay/Long TimeOver The Mountain: Ozzy OsbourneAC/DC: Back in BlackAllman Bros: JessicaSupertramp: Take the Long Way HomeNeil Young: Trans Am
DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: BTW, it could be a mix CD, doesn't matter, I can start getting a song list together.
Unfreakable: Don't forget Boston!And NIght RangerIn The Onion article he's listening to Night Ranger's "(You Can Still) Rock In America" .MIXTAPE
Hack Patooey: I've sent exactly one twat in my life until today. I'm about to up my average. Up yours, too.
coeyagi: Ok, Farkers, gotta go paint my front door and then eat. Be back soon.
beenjammin: Red-2, checking in for bombing run. I'm twitteringing then going back to snoozing.
RichieLaw: Omg that is hilarious. We need to use internet meme's as much as possible in the tweet bombing.
Or at least some sort of smoke show burnout.
My brother has one of those 556-hp [CTS-V] Cadillacs with a manual. He brought it down for me to eat my heart out. So I got in. I have a driveway that's about 1700 feet long. I knew the Secret Service wouldn't let me drive it outside. So I jumped on that sucker and laid rubber. A great feeling. That thing could probably beat my Corvette.
GreatGlavinsGhost: beenjammin: GreatGlavinsGhost: T-shirts are coming!This doesn't make sense. I was told winter was coming.Biden hoodies?lol, I mean t-shirts related to the Biden-Trans Am thingie.
CapeFearCadaver: beenjammin: Yeah, it's just that I wish I could contribute somehow. I think it's just a self-conscious thing since I was discharged from the military. I'm still super-stoked to see this taking off, and how well everyone is doing it. I just miss being effective and working with a team.You have. It is. You are... and you are :)Most everyone already knows the following, so whatever; I very recently got out of an abusive relationship. Where the ex was pulled off while in the midst of assaulting me by a neighbor with a gun, arrested and charges pressed by local PD, tried by the State and hence convicted and sentenced by the same. I know that it is not the same thing as pure war, though I would suggest reading Judith Herman's: Trauma & Recovery. Besides good friends and company this book was amazing. Over two years of being controlled to the point where I was not allowed to open my mouth and state a simple word much less express an opinion, then trying to regain that voice back... regardless, EIP if you need to talk. Probably shouldn't have put all of this here. But it is 4:30am on a Sunday morning and I'm on my like ninth beer :)
beenjammin: Sorry for the... yeah... everyone. There was not E in the P and shiat just... yeah.
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SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: My girlfriend refuses to donate. Do I find a new one who understands the lulz?
Oh, hai, kittypai!
Kittypie070: OOPS DAMN IT must count butthurt in OTHER BIDEN TRANS-AM THREAD/sowwy//facepaw
beenjammin: Cpl.D: StevieKo: So it's called Give Joe the Bird. Then you don't give it to him. Bottom line: What if he falls in love with it and actually wants it?He can bid like everyone else.I can dig.
StevieKo: Cyclometh:Q: Are you really going to give Joe Biden a Trans Am?A: Not really. First, he's the Vice President and it wouldn't be cool for him to accept it, although we believe he legally could.Q: OK... so what ARE you going to do with the Trans Am?A: Ideally, we're going to buy the car, get it to Washington, D.C. and hopefully get Joe Biden to do a photo op with it- and maybe even sign it! Whether or not that works out, we'll be auctioning the Trans Am and the proceeds will be donated to four charities.So it's called Give Joe the Bird. Then you don't give it to him. Bottom line: What if he falls in love with it and actually wants it?
cmb53208: We're going to have to come up with some tunes to send along with this Trans-Am: Cheap Trick, REO Speedwagon, Molly Hatchet, Van Halen, and Lynyrd Skynyrd would be good starts I think/Donated $5
CptnSpldng: And this evening I have reluctantly begun to make use of the Smite button.
GET BIDEN THE BIRDKNOCK THE FIGHT OUT OF IT FIRST
digitalrain: CapeFearCadaver: digitalrain: CapeFearCadaver: digitalrain: Here's a quickie I made to dovetail people's love of cat pics w/ our efforts:The JC one needs to be done up.../Cash, that is.Ask and ye shall receive...[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 644x500]YES!!!CapeFearCadaver: digitalrain: CapeFearCadaver: digitalrain: Here's a quickie I made to dovetail people's love of cat pics w/ our efforts:The JC one needs to be done up.../Cash, that is.Ask and ye shall receive...[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 644x500]YES!!!Happy to do my little part...if I stop and think, it feels a little weird to be lauding Biden,but he's a decent guy and the cause rocks.My husband thinks I'm a little off my rocker (he's FAR less of a moderate Republicanthan I am) but oh well. I'm having a hell of a time helping to pull this off.
RichieLaw: [i.imgur.com image 300x287][i.imgur.com image 300x287] Thoughts?
DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: RichieLaw: Bathia_Mapes: RichieLaw: WalMartian: How can we not have this on the shirt?"I gave Joe Biden a Trans Am and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"OMGYES.Oh, HELL YES!So I'm going to make this as a t-shirt now and offer it as a perk. I'm thinking this text on the front, "I bought Joe Biden a Trans Am and all I got was this lousy t-shirt." on the front and, "Its a BFD" on the back.Awesome, will people have to resonate or are the earlier donors covered?
whidbey: Unfreakable: coeyagi: Gonna be honest here: just googled "jorts". Somehow I missed the worst parts of the 80s.FTFYThere were good parts?
Bathia_Mapes: RichieLaw: WalMartian: How can we not have this on the shirt?"I gave Joe Biden a Trans Am and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"OMGYES.Oh, HELL YES!
FinFangFark: coeyagi: Gonna be honest here: just googled "jorts". Somehow I missed the 80s.see: John Cena/Brrabbbaaddabbaddddooo
coeyagi: Gonna be honest here: just googled "jorts". Somehow I missed the 80s clearance racks @ Walmart.
Hack Patooey: Hack Patooey: Pakistan Daily TimesLinkSeems like they stole the Yahoo article verbatim
WalMartian: How can we not have this on the shirt?"I gave Joe Biden a Trans Am and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"
Bontesla: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 788x960]
GWSuperfan: FinFangFark: http://camppendleton.patch.com/blog_posts/the-internet-wants-to-buy-j o e-biden-a-transamThe Camp Pendleton Patch has it on a blog.Yes, we know. I wrote it :)
FinFangFark: http://camppendleton.patch.com/blog_posts/the-internet-wants-to-buy-j o e-biden-a-transamThe Camp Pendleton Patch has it on a blog.
fragMasterFlash: They don't take PayPal, expect me to have a Failbook account and want my home address. Sorry Uncle Joe, no can do.
OdradekRex: D\DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: cmb53208: We're going to have to come up with some tunes to send along with this Trans-Am: Cheap Trick, REO Speedwagon, Molly Hatchet, Van Halen, and Lynyrd Skynyrd would be good starts I thinkAnd ac/dc, judas priest, foreigner, queen, StyxDon't forget Boston!
Cyclometh: Let's not be nasty to anyone; if they're off-base they can get caught up and if they're just being a douche being nasty to them is what they want.
FinFangFark: That guy...don't be it.
Hack Patooey: +1. Would read again! A++++++
Nobodyn0se: Stoker: In a month..."We did not reach our goal of 25,000 dollars, oh well. Have a nice day."Ten minutes ago:"Gee, I guess I'll post in this thread without reading the article or the rest of the thread and make myself look like an idiot..."
crotchgrabber: Someone mentioned Adam Savage, made me think of another Savage. The man that brought us spreading the Santorum would probably be a help in a viral marketing type of deal.
Aquapope: Posted this in the original thread, but I don't know if anybody is reading that anymore, so...----------------------------------Dear Mr. RichieLaw:I think a link to this thread on the donation site, down there with the links to the charities, would be appropriate. Something like "The discussion thread that started it all". That would give FARK more exposure, and maybe more hits, and maybe more TF subscriptions for Drew's beer fund. Also, the links to the charities should have captions so the viewer doesn't have to look at the URL to see where they go.You and Coeyagi and Cyclometh and Hack Patooey are the quintessence of awesome and should get TF for life. You guys should be known collectively as "The Prophets of Fark", or "Seal Team Fark" or "Fark Jedi" or "Masters of the Farkiverse" or some such.I'm going to have to get a Twitter account now, just so I can twitter bomb Portia De Rossi (gay), Christina Applegate (breast cancer), Sanjay Gupta (doctors) and Tammy Duckworth (wounded warriors)...
traylor: I contributed my share yesterday because I naively believed that this wasn't a thing about US politics but rather the Onion and the lulz. Seeing this thread going green on the Politics tab made me sad. I want my 5 back, dammit.
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