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2012-10-14 12:43:28 AM  

Cyclometh:
Q: Are you really going to give Joe Biden a Trans Am?
A: Not really. First, he's the Vice President and it wouldn't be cool for him to accept it, although we believe he legally could.

Q: OK... so what ARE you going to do with the Trans Am?
A: Ideally, we're going to buy the car, get it to Washington, D.C. and hopefully get Joe Biden to do a photo op with it- and maybe even sign it! Whether or not that works out, we'll be auctioning the Trans Am and the proceeds will be donated to four charities.


So it's called Give Joe the Bird. Then you don't give it to him. Bottom line: What if he falls in love with it and actually wants it?
 
2012-10-14 12:45:37 AM  

StevieKo: Cyclometh:
Q: Are you really going to give Joe Biden a Trans Am?
A: Not really. First, he's the Vice President and it wouldn't be cool for him to accept it, although we believe he legally could.

Q: OK... so what ARE you going to do with the Trans Am?
A: Ideally, we're going to buy the car, get it to Washington, D.C. and hopefully get Joe Biden to do a photo op with it- and maybe even sign it! Whether or not that works out, we'll be auctioning the Trans Am and the proceeds will be donated to four charities.


So it's called Give Joe the Bird. Then you don't give it to him. Bottom line: What if he falls in love with it and actually wants it?


What a perfect opportunity for Joe to match the 25 thou.
 
2012-10-14 12:46:12 AM  

StevieKo: Cyclometh:
Q: Are you really going to give Joe Biden a Trans Am?
A: Not really. First, he's the Vice President and it wouldn't be cool for him to accept it, although we believe he legally could.

Q: OK... so what ARE you going to do with the Trans Am?
A: Ideally, we're going to buy the car, get it to Washington, D.C. and hopefully get Joe Biden to do a photo op with it- and maybe even sign it! Whether or not that works out, we'll be auctioning the Trans Am and the proceeds will be donated to four charities.


So it's called Give Joe the Bird. Then you don't give it to him. Bottom line: What if he falls in love with it and actually wants it?


Bad PR at this point. He won't keep it, but I dig the jib of your jorts.
 
2012-10-14 12:46:19 AM  

StevieKo: Cyclometh:
Q: Are you really going to give Joe Biden a Trans Am?
A: Not really. First, he's the Vice President and it wouldn't be cool for him to accept it, although we believe he legally could.

Q: OK... so what ARE you going to do with the Trans Am?
A: Ideally, we're going to buy the car, get it to Washington, D.C. and hopefully get Joe Biden to do a photo op with it- and maybe even sign it! Whether or not that works out, we'll be auctioning the Trans Am and the proceeds will be donated to four charities.


So it's called Give Joe the Bird. Then you don't give it to him. Bottom line: What if he falls in love with it and actually wants it?


This.

I was wondering this as well. We should probably change that a little bit. It might get confusing otherwise. Because from what I looked up, he CAN legally accept this car. I don't know that he will, or that he will keep it in place of auctioning it off, but we're kind of painting our self in the corner. My friend asked me "What if he keeps it?" and I didn't really have an answer.
 
2012-10-14 12:47:21 AM  

whidbey: StevieKo: Cyclometh:
Q: Are you really going to give Joe Biden a Trans Am?
A: Not really. First, he's the Vice President and it wouldn't be cool for him to accept it, although we believe he legally could.

Q: OK... so what ARE you going to do with the Trans Am?
A: Ideally, we're going to buy the car, get it to Washington, D.C. and hopefully get Joe Biden to do a photo op with it- and maybe even sign it! Whether or not that works out, we'll be auctioning the Trans Am and the proceeds will be donated to four charities.


So it's called Give Joe the Bird. Then you don't give it to him. Bottom line: What if he falls in love with it and actually wants it?

What a perfect opportunity for Joe to match the 25 thou.


I don't see that happening, especially since he's aware or will be made aware of the charities the auction proceeds will go to. Even if he did, I think it's safe to safe that he would match the $25,000.
 
2012-10-14 12:49:31 AM  

StevieKo: Cyclometh:
Q: Are you really going to give Joe Biden a Trans Am?
A: Not really. First, he's the Vice President and it wouldn't be cool for him to accept it, although we believe he legally could.

Q: OK... so what ARE you going to do with the Trans Am?
A: Ideally, we're going to buy the car, get it to Washington, D.C. and hopefully get Joe Biden to do a photo op with it- and maybe even sign it! Whether or not that works out, we'll be auctioning the Trans Am and the proceeds will be donated to four charities.


So it's called Give Joe the Bird. Then you don't give it to him. Bottom line: What if he falls in love with it and actually wants it?


gays, breasts, troops and the 3rd world sick be damned. Uncle Joe's got wheels!
 
2012-10-14 12:53:41 AM  

Cpl.D: StevieKo: So it's called Give Joe the Bird. Then you don't give it to him. Bottom line: What if he falls in love with it and actually wants it?

He can bid like everyone else.


Cpl.D: StevieKo: So it's called Give Joe the Bird. Then you don't give it to him. Bottom line: What if he falls in love with it and actually wants it?

He can bid like everyone else.


This.
 
2012-10-14 12:53:46 AM  
Hey, I'm TF'd! Don't want to use bad form, so thanks, you know who!
 
2012-10-14 12:56:13 AM  

Cpl.D: StevieKo: So it's called Give Joe the Bird. Then you don't give it to him. Bottom line: What if he falls in love with it and actually wants it?

He can bid like everyone else.


If the Democratic strategists keep him in the loop, I think it'd be great PR for him to actually buy it at the auction.
 
2012-10-14 12:56:14 AM  

Cpl.D: theewhiterhino: Hey, I'm TF'd! Don't want to use bad form, so thanks, you know who!

Oh hell. Did I start a thing?


Probably. I got a TF for someone who inspires me to eat lightning and crap thunder for this cause.
 
2012-10-14 12:58:15 AM  

Cpl.D: StevieKo: So it's called Give Joe the Bird. Then you don't give it to him. Bottom line: What if he falls in love with it and actually wants it?

He can bid like everyone else.


I can dig.
 
2012-10-14 01:02:37 AM  

beenjammin: Cpl.D: StevieKo: So it's called Give Joe the Bird. Then you don't give it to him. Bottom line: What if he falls in love with it and actually wants it?

He can bid like everyone else.

I can dig.


The Biden abides
 
2012-10-14 01:09:47 AM  
Good night, good people. For tomorrow we shall tweet!

i234.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-14 01:15:46 AM  

theewhiterhino: Good night, good people. For tomorrow we shall tweet!

[i234.photobucket.com image 100x101]


That is an awesome tweet.
 
2012-10-14 01:16:24 AM  
I meant GIF! GIF!

Damn no more preview.
 
2012-10-14 01:17:08 AM  

TOTAL THUS FAR: $5,651

Charities that will benefit:

Biden Breast Health Initiative

Doctors Without Borders

the Wounded Warrior Project

and GLAAD

PERTINENT LINKS:

Video

GiveJoeTheBird.com

on Facebook

on Twitter
@GiveJoeTheBird
and @JoeBidensTransA



CREDITS:
Subby: Hack Patooey

Campaign site master: RichieLaw

Video editor: coeyagi

Voice on video: Cyclometh 

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2012-10-14 01:19:36 AM  
I just realized that each color of shirt would probably have to be a separate order.

I don't think we can get the per shirt price for 100 shirts if we want 5 white, 5 black, 5 red, etc
 
2012-10-14 01:28:58 AM  
One more update:

Twitter Bomb Schedule Update with links to Twitter pages. Made some changes.

Celebrity Time
Arianna Huffington 11:00 - 12:00
Rachel Madow 12:00 - 1:00
Chris Matthews 1:00 - 2:00
Adam Savage 2:00 - 3:00
Tom Hanks 3:00 - 3:30
John Stewart 3:30 - 4:30
Colbert 4:30 - 5:30
George Takei 5:30 - 6:30
MoveON 6:30 - 7:00
Bill Maher 7:00 - 8:00
Ellen DeGeneris 8:00 - 9:00
Alec Baldwin Foundation 9:00 - 10:00

Remember!! Be funny, snarky; but not rude. Also be sure to include the hashtag #givejoethebird at every opportunity.

This is for tomorrow, SUNDAY.

Starts in the AM on Central Time.
 
2012-10-14 01:31:20 AM  

RichieLaw: One more update:

Twitter Bomb Schedule Update with links to Twitter pages. Made some changes.

Celebrity Time
Arianna Huffington 11:00 - 12:00
Rachel Madow 12:00 - 1:00
Chris Matthews 1:00 - 2:00
Adam Savage 2:00 - 3:00
Tom Hanks 3:00 - 3:30
John Stewart 3:30 - 4:30
Colbert 4:30 - 5:30
George Takei 5:30 - 6:30
MoveON 6:30 - 7:00
Bill Maher 7:00 - 8:00
Ellen DeGeneris 8:00 - 9:00
Alec Baldwin Foundation 9:00 - 10:00

Remember!! Be funny, snarky; but not rude. Also be sure to include the hashtag #givejoethebird at every opportunity.

This is for tomorrow, SUNDAY.

Starts in the AM on Central Time.


You're not going to add Conan?
 
2012-10-14 01:32:30 AM  

Kumana Wanalaia: I just realized that each color of shirt would probably have to be a separate order.

I don't think we can get the per shirt price for 100 shirts if we want 5 white, 5 black, 5 red, etc


Is there a link for the shirts? I want to add that to the updates.
 
2012-10-14 01:34:42 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: RichieLaw: One more update:

Twitter Bomb Schedule Update with links to Twitter pages. Made some changes.

Celebrity Time
Arianna Huffington 11:00 - 12:00
Rachel Madow 12:00 - 1:00
Chris Matthews 1:00 - 2:00
Adam Savage 2:00 - 3:00
Tom Hanks 3:00 - 3:30
John Stewart 3:30 - 4:30
Colbert 4:30 - 5:30
George Takei 5:30 - 6:30
MoveON 6:30 - 7:00
Bill Maher 7:00 - 8:00
Ellen DeGeneris 8:00 - 9:00
Alec Baldwin Foundation 9:00 - 10:00

Remember!! Be funny, snarky; but not rude. Also be sure to include the hashtag #givejoethebird at every opportunity.

This is for tomorrow, SUNDAY.

Starts in the AM on Central Time.

You're not going to add Conan?


Later in the week. We don't need to target everyone at once. We have 45 days. :)
 
2012-10-14 01:35:04 AM  

Kumana Wanalaia: I don't think we can get the per shirt price for 100 shirts if we want 5 white, 5 black, 5 red, etc


But presumably you could get the per good price if you ordered 5 small, 5 medium, 5 large, etc. I don't see shirt color as being much different than shirt size. I used to order blank shirts to print on from a wholesaler and I could order X number of White/Small, Y number of Red/Med and Z number of Grey/XL all on one order and the price point was based on total number of shirts.

Since this is a printer, not a wholesaler, they may do things differently. But if we're ordering 100+ shirts... they ought to work with us.
 
2012-10-14 01:35:40 AM  

Cpl.D: StevieKo: So it's called Give Joe the Bird. Then you don't give it to him. Bottom line: What if he falls in love with it and actually wants it?

He can bid like everyone else.


Somehow I knew this thread was full of dems
:X
 
2012-10-14 01:37:30 AM  

RichieLaw: GreatGlavinsGhost: RichieLaw: One more update:

Twitter Bomb Schedule Update with links to Twitter pages. Made some changes.

Celebrity Time
Arianna Huffington 11:00 - 12:00
Rachel Madow 12:00 - 1:00
Chris Matthews 1:00 - 2:00
Adam Savage 2:00 - 3:00
Tom Hanks 3:00 - 3:30
John Stewart 3:30 - 4:30
Colbert 4:30 - 5:30
George Takei 5:30 - 6:30
MoveON 6:30 - 7:00
Bill Maher 7:00 - 8:00
Ellen DeGeneris 8:00 - 9:00
Alec Baldwin Foundation 9:00 - 10:00

Remember!! Be funny, snarky; but not rude. Also be sure to include the hashtag #givejoethebird at every opportunity.

This is for tomorrow, SUNDAY.

Starts in the AM on Central Time.

You're not going to add Conan?

Later in the week. We don't need to target everyone at once. We have 45 days. :)


lol OK. Sorry.
 
2012-10-14 01:47:05 AM  
Just wanted to take a second to thank everybody involved, for their efforts: Cyclometh, Hack Patooey, RichieLaw, coyagie, and of course Unfreakable and Drew. Hopefully this shiat goes mega-viral in the next couple days. I've already donated and gotten one of the sites already listed to write about it, and If I can afford it, I'll be in for a t-shirt as well. I want to see Joe washing that Bird in the WH driveway wearing a BFD t-shirt with nutsack squirrel on it. That would be the best thing evar!

I know, it's not going to happen, but we can dream, can't we?
 
2012-10-14 01:50:43 AM  

doyner: RichieLaw: Going to post a weekend update here in a minute. If for some reason anyone has another started please let me know!

You're the keeper of the faith. Any other thread is an apostate.

Congrats on $4865 so far!


Stupidest crusade ever. No wonder your side farked the budget.
 
2012-10-14 01:54:41 AM  

Kumana Wanalaia: I just realized that each color of shirt would probably have to be a separate order.

I don't think we can get the per shirt price for 100 shirts if we want 5 white, 5 black, 5 red, etc


Hey, for the t-shirt, which the design is awesome... thought maybe centering the back text a tad bit more.
For instance: Link

Some friends of mine. 

/will be def. adding more donation to obtain shirt on Monday!
 
2012-10-14 01:55:54 AM  
Ok, I just scheduled 35 tweets and will schedule the other 25 in the morning. Good night all!
 
2012-10-14 01:57:10 AM  

archichris: doyner: RichieLaw: Going to post a weekend update here in a minute. If for some reason anyone has another started please let me know!

You're the keeper of the faith. Any other thread is an apostate.

Congrats on $4865 so far!

Stupidest crusade ever. No wonder your side farked the budget.


I've never seen so many people work so hard for $5k (in the United States) but you have to give it to them, it's FUNNY!

I'm 100% behind them (except the whole cash thing) and I do hope they get a little airplay -- they deserve it. And most of all, Biden deserves it.
 
2012-10-14 01:57:52 AM  

cc_rider: Just wanted to take a second to thank everybody involved, for their efforts: Cyclometh, Hack Patooey, RichieLaw, coyagie, and of course Unfreakable and Drew. Hopefully this shiat goes mega-viral in the next couple days. I've already donated and gotten one of the sites already listed to write about it, and If I can afford it, I'll be in for a t-shirt as well. I want to see Joe washing that Bird in the WH driveway wearing a BFD t-shirt with nutsack squirrel on it. That would be the best thing evar!

I know, it's not going to happen, but we can dream, can't we?


I love it how my handle has been Anglicized a few times. Not complaining, just think it's funny. :-)
 
2012-10-14 02:12:30 AM  

coeyagi: cc_rider: Just wanted to take a second to thank everybody involved, for their efforts: Cyclometh, Hack Patooey, RichieLaw, coyagie, and of course Unfreakable and Drew. Hopefully this shiat goes mega-viral in the next couple days. I've already donated and gotten one of the sites already listed to write about it, and If I can afford it, I'll be in for a t-shirt as well. I want to see Joe washing that Bird in the WH driveway wearing a BFD t-shirt with nutsack squirrel on it. That would be the best thing evar!

I know, it's not going to happen, but we can dream, can't we?

I love it how my handle has been Anglicized a few times. Not complaining, just think it's funny. :-)


I can typ reel gud when I tired, d'oh! ;)
 
2012-10-14 02:17:20 AM  
I threw 100 in. whar total fark whar, I will provide proof for a sponser. I was going to give 20 but stone's ipa got a hold of me
 
2012-10-14 03:00:46 AM  
Benjimin_Dover 2012-10-13 04:11:44 PM

Kittypie070: OOPS DAMN IT must count butthurt in OTHER BIDEN TRANS-AM THREAD

/sowwy

//facepaw


If you were't so butthurt about other people being butthurt, maybe you would have caught that before you committed the post.


WELL YA JUST KNOW BUTTHURTY CAT IS AAAAALL BUTTHURTY!!1! BOUT DAT

/scampers around the 'hood screaming BUTTHURT
//neighbors call teh po-po oohh looky pretty blinkylights
///not rilly, it's like 1 o'clock in the morning here
 
2012-10-14 03:05:27 AM  
 
2012-10-14 03:07:44 AM  

RichieLaw: One more update:

Twitter Bomb Schedule Update with links to Twitter pages. Made some changes.

Celebrity Time
Arianna Huffington 11:00 - 12:00
Rachel Madow 12:00 - 1:00
Chris Matthews 1:00 - 2:00
Adam Savage 2:00 - 3:00
Tom Hanks 3:00 - 3:30
John Stewart 3:30 - 4:30
Colbert 4:30 - 5:30
George Takei 5:30 - 6:30
MoveON 6:30 - 7:00
Bill Maher 7:00 - 8:00
Ellen DeGeneris 8:00 - 9:00
Alec Baldwin Foundation 9:00 - 10:00

Remember!! Be funny, snarky; but not rude. Also be sure to include the hashtag #givejoethebird at every opportunity.

This is for tomorrow, SUNDAY.

Starts in the AM on Central Time.


Point of order!

It's "Jon Stewart" not "John Stewart."
 
2012-10-14 03:13:40 AM  

SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII: My girlfriend refuses to donate. Do I find a new one who understands the lulz?


Yes. I got my girlfriend AND my parents to donate.

/You may need to get new parents too.
 
2012-10-14 03:28:29 AM  
RichieLaw 2012-10-13 08:56:53 PM

t-shirt front.jpg

t-shirt back.jpg


Thoughts?


Not bad at all. Neat, restrained and proper.

But please, no Comic Sans.

/typeface hipster
 
2012-10-14 03:29:15 AM  
$5,666!!!!!

heh, i should stop drinking and go to bed, or something...
 
2012-10-14 03:39:22 AM  
I'm gonna try to join in on the Twitter bomb, but I'm so bad at twitter! I've never twittered anything in my life!

Also, I feel so useless during these things. By the time I think of anything useful and post it, four other people are already talking about how to improve on it since they've already been talking about it for 20 minutes.

I used to lead a Weapons crew, but now I can't lead a Caterday on the internet even if my upvote counted on it!
 
2012-10-14 03:53:23 AM  

beenjammin: Also, I feel so useless during these things. By the time I think of anything useful and post it, four other people are already talking about how to improve on it since they've already been talking about it for 20 minutes.


No worries, just do the best you can; and who cares if someone said something similar to what you were/did/are about to say. That's part of the beauty of the internet, after all :)

Goodnight all!
 
2012-10-14 04:04:17 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: beenjammin: Also, I feel so useless during these things. By the time I think of anything useful and post it, four other people are already talking about how to improve on it since they've already been talking about it for 20 minutes.

No worries, just do the best you can; and who cares if someone said something similar to what you were/did/are about to say. That's part of the beauty of the internet, after all :)

Goodnight all!


Yeah, it's just that I wish I could contribute somehow. I think it's just a self-conscious thing since I was discharged from the military. I'm still super-stoked to see this taking off, and how well everyone is doing it. I just miss being effective and working with a team.

Plus, anyone would feel like a dork making four separate suggestions, each on a different occasion, only to find out all of them have been recently reference! Haha, self-inflicted facepalm!
 
2012-10-14 04:33:28 AM  

TOTAL THUS FAR: $5,696

Charities that will benefit:

Biden Breast Health Initiative

Doctors Without Borders

the Wounded Warrior Project

and GLAAD

PERTINENT LINKS:

Video

Donate at GiveJoeTheBird.com

on Facebook

on Twitter
@GiveJoeTheBird
and @JoeBidensTransA



RichieLaw's TWITTER BOMB SCHEDULE:


All times are CENTRAL A.M. for SUNDAY, October 14, 2012

Arianna Huffington 11:00 - 12:00
Rachel Madow 12:00 - 1:00
Chris Matthews 1:00 - 2:00
Adam Savage 2:00 - 3:00
Tom Hanks 3:00 - 3:30
Jon Stewart 3:30 - 4:30
Colbert 4:30 - 5:30
George Takei 5:30 - 6:30
MoveON 6:30 - 7:00
Bill Maher 7:00 - 8:00
Ellen DeGeneris 8:00 - 9:00
Alec Baldwin Foundation 9:00 - 10:00

Remember!! Be funny, snarky; but not rude. Also be sure to include the hashtag #givejoethebird at every opportunity.

CREDITS:
Subby: Hack Patooey

Campaign site master: RichieLaw

Video editor: coeyagi

Voice on video: Cyclometh 

Media Chronicler FinFangFark



Badges: i1222.photobucket.com

i1222.photobucket.com


T-shirts are coming!
 
2012-10-14 04:43:15 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: T-shirts are coming!


This doesn't make sense. I was told winter was coming.

Biden hoodies?
 
2012-10-14 04:46:00 AM  

beenjammin: Yeah, it's just that I wish I could contribute somehow. I think it's just a self-conscious thing since I was discharged from the military. I'm still super-stoked to see this taking off, and how well everyone is doing it. I just miss being effective and working with a team.


You have. It is. You are... and you are :)

Most everyone already knows the following, so whatever; I very recently got out of an abusive relationship. Where the ex was pulled off while in the midst of assaulting me by a neighbor with a gun, arrested and charges pressed by local PD, tried by the State and hence convicted and sentenced by the same. I know that it is not the same thing as pure war, though I would suggest reading Judith Herman's: Trauma & Recovery. Besides good friends and company this book was amazing. Over two years of being controlled to the point where I was not allowed to open my mouth and state a simple word much less express an opinion, then trying to regain that voice back... regardless, EIP if you need to talk. Probably shouldn't have put all of this here. But it is 4:30am on a Sunday morning and I'm on my like ninth beer :)
 
2012-10-14 04:50:40 AM  

beenjammin: Sorry for the... yeah... everyone. There was not E in the P and shiat just... yeah.

 
2012-10-14 04:53:19 AM  

beenjammin: GreatGlavinsGhost: T-shirts are coming!

This doesn't make sense. I was told winter was coming.

Biden hoodies?


lol, I mean t-shirts related to the Biden-Trans Am thingie.
 
2012-10-14 05:13:51 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: beenjammin: GreatGlavinsGhost: T-shirts are coming!

This doesn't make sense. I was told winter was coming.

Biden hoodies?

lol, I mean t-shirts related to the Biden-Trans Am thingie.


Haha, yeah, I know! My stupid brother made me watch this Game of Thrones show and now it's all I hear everytime someone says "X is coming."

CapeFearCadaver: beenjammin: Yeah, it's just that I wish I could contribute somehow. I think it's just a self-conscious thing since I was discharged from the military. I'm still super-stoked to see this taking off, and how well everyone is doing it. I just miss being effective and working with a team.

You have. It is. You are... and you are :)

Most everyone already knows the following, so whatever; I very recently got out of an abusive relationship. Where the ex was pulled off while in the midst of assaulting me by a neighbor with a gun, arrested and charges pressed by local PD, tried by the State and hence convicted and sentenced by the same. I know that it is not the same thing as pure war, though I would suggest reading Judith Herman's: Trauma & Recovery. Besides good friends and company this book was amazing. Over two years of being controlled to the point where I was not allowed to open my mouth and state a simple word much less express an opinion, then trying to regain that voice back... regardless, EIP if you need to talk. Probably shouldn't have put all of this here. But it is 4:30am on a Sunday morning and I'm on my like ninth beer :)


I thank you for the words, CapeFearCadaver. I'll be fine, really. I just spent several months after my discharge just cruising around the US having a pretty biatchin' summer, just to clear my head. Put 14,000 miles on my car and met some pretty cool people. Things aren't perfect for me right now, but really who has it perfect? I'm sorry to hear about your own experience, I wish you hadn't had to deal with something like that.

I'd take getting shot at over that any day, me thinks.
 
2012-10-14 06:07:10 AM  
CapeFearCadaver
beenjammin


[kitten hugs for y'all]
 
2012-10-14 06:11:35 AM  
I think the donations need some updated perks. The T-shirt is great and all but it will never make it to the antipodes so here's a few idea.

*** A subscription to the Internet version of The Onion. Of course this would be much cooler if we could get hold of somebody at The Onion and have them send an email saying somebody had a free subscription to their free website while it remains free.

*** The Farkettes guide to to BIE, being an unofficial and non-binding resource on how to be a whiny beggar for completely mythical entities without looking too desperate.

*** Total FARK for life, but only on leap days, being Feb. 29th, provided the software can be so enabled, provided somebody gets to it in time, maybe by 2016 but if not by then, then definitely maybe by 2020.
 
2012-10-14 06:18:05 AM  

Elvira: So, I leave Fark for a while and when I come back it's gone full on libtard! Geeze Drew, WTF??


How long have you been gone?? Did you take a trip to Saturn? FARK has been like this for years. Drew is part of the problem, not the solution.
 
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