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(Pro Football Talk)   Ndamukong Suh is being sued by the Pakers   ( profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) divider line
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2012-10-13 12:08:26 PM  
His sister is his business manager, huh? Not good.
 
2012-10-13 12:09:14 PM  
Who are the Pakers? Do they have anything to do with Pakis?
 
2012-10-13 12:13:20 PM  

Gunny Highway: His sister is his business manager, huh? Not good.


Also, $100k "security" deposit for the house?

I'll take "involves drugs in some way for $600, Alex".
 
2012-10-13 12:13:39 PM  
How did he not get ticked for the car accident? They might not be able to prove fault, but they can definately proove that he fled the scene. I don't know about michigan but in CO that's 15 points on the license and automatic suspension.
 
2012-10-13 12:14:36 PM  
Who puts down $100,000. for a security deposit? I am not familiar with this practice.
 
2012-10-13 12:17:01 PM  
Its a Pake!
 
2012-10-13 12:17:54 PM  

ScouserDuck: How did he not get ticked for the car accident? They might not be able to prove fault, but they can definately proove that he fled the scene. I don't know about michigan but in CO that's 15 points on the license and automatic suspension.


i830.photobucket.com

"In America, laws for the wealthy and famous are different from those that apply to regular people."
 
2012-10-13 12:20:41 PM  
The lawsuit says Suh and his sister, who works as Suh's business manager, violated a Michigan law that says security deposits can't be more than 1.5 times the monthly rent.

I'm sure the court will order Suh to pay back the 1.5x rent and not the rest the Packers are trying to most likely extort.

/gavel bang
 
2012-10-13 12:27:41 PM  
The lawsuit also accuses Suh of refusing to give back property the Packers left behind when they moved out.


images.bwwstatic.com 
Say wut?
 
2012-10-13 12:36:26 PM  
How in the hell does Subway decide to use this P.O.S. as a spokesman?
 
2012-10-13 12:41:18 PM  
i895.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-13 12:46:28 PM  

Krymson Tyde: [i895.photobucket.com image 600x423]


Yep.

Should have been plain and simple.

Ndamukong Suhed
 
2012-10-13 12:51:55 PM  
Well that suks.
 
2012-10-13 01:19:38 PM  

ScouserDuck: How did he not get ticked for the car accident? They might not be able to prove fault, but they can definately proove that he fled the scene. I don't know about michigan but in CO that's 15 points on the license and automatic suspension.


Prove gets two "O's" now, like lose? This truly is.... THE FUTURE!
 
2012-10-13 01:27:18 PM  
I just got in. WTF happened to the longhorns?
 
2012-10-13 01:56:07 PM  
I'm eating Ritz Crakers while paking a suitcase and smaking my b**ch up, so I'm getting a kick out of this headline.
 
2012-10-13 02:03:24 PM  

bukketmaster: I'm eating Ritz Crakers while paking a suitcase and smaking my b**ch up, so I'm getting a kick out of this headline.


That'll do buketmaster, that'll do.
 
2012-10-13 03:00:16 PM  
Suh is a giant pile of douche.

Overrated and a shiathead driver. Can't wait for him to die in a wreck. Smugly.
 
2012-10-13 03:03:45 PM  

mc_madness: Overrated and a shiathead driver. Can't wait for him to die in a wreck. Smugly.


Does he drive smug fairly often?
 
2012-10-13 03:15:36 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-13 04:25:01 PM  
they have $100,000 dollars for a security deposit in michigan? cant you BUY like, 20 houses in michigan for that money these days?????
 
2012-10-13 04:26:30 PM  
if they spent 100k on the deposit I wanna see the house
 
2012-10-13 04:56:44 PM  

The Muthaship: How in the hell does Subway decide to use this P.O.S. as a spokesman?


He ate Jared.
 
2012-10-13 05:09:13 PM  

no clever name here just move along: they have $100,000 dollars for a security deposit in michigan? cant you BUY like, 20 houses in michigan for that money these days?????


That will get you an entire block in Detroit.
 
2012-10-13 06:24:01 PM  

Two Dogs Farking: Who are the Pakers?


oi44.tinypic.com 

We are all Pakers, and I am your king.
 
2012-10-13 07:29:29 PM  
Suh is just as psychotic off the football field as he is on it.He really should be institutionalized..
 
2012-10-13 07:49:57 PM  
RODGERS!!
 
2012-10-13 07:53:01 PM  

The Muthaship: How in the hell does Subway decide to use this P.O.S. as a spokesman?


mc_madness: Suh is a giant pile of douche.

Overrated and a shiathead driver. Can't wait for him to die in a wreck. Smugly.


oryx: Suh is just as psychotic off the football field as he is on it.He really should be institutionalized..


I love Fark. I don't need to come in here and try to paint a more balanced picture, all I need to do is quote people and laugh at them. Also to give a metaphorical pat on the head, pinch of the cheek and go "You're soooo cuuuuuute!" and then open the door for them as they only have 25 minutes to get the gym now, thanks to making this post. And it would be so very rude to delay them.

/Go Lions!
 
2012-10-13 07:55:20 PM  

natural316: RODGERS!!


They need to either A) make more Discount Double-check commercials. or B) Stop playing the first two DDC commercials every other commercial break. Also, could use a few new Pizza Hut commercials with Rodger.

Hilarious commercials, but they're getting old, fast.

/Actually taking the Packers as an... UNDERDOG this week against Houston?
//Is this some sort of bizzaro season?
///Go Lions!
 
2012-10-13 08:17:06 PM  
Gunny Highway: His sister is his business manager, huh? Not good.

This. It reminds me of the episode of 30 for 30 - Broke about professional athletes finding themselves broke in part because they entrusted their million-dollar finances to family members who often didn't know what the hell they were doing.
 
2012-10-13 08:20:50 PM  

mikaloyd: I just got in. WTF happened to the longhorns?


www.gourmetsleuth.com
 
2012-10-13 09:34:59 PM  
Dammit Subs! You had one job to do, you tosser
 
2012-10-13 11:08:28 PM  
This headline would have been funny if it was spelt correctly.
 
2012-10-13 11:35:40 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: mikaloyd: I just got in. WTF happened to the longhorns?

[www.gourmetsleuth.com image 264x300]


You knew sooner or later they would get crushed. This time it was Sooner.
 
2012-10-14 01:14:26 AM  

12349876: Ndamukong Suhed


I think that one has been used.
 
2012-10-15 09:18:34 AM  
Suh is a piece of garbage so he fits in perfectly in Detroit. I hope he never leaves that shiat franchise from that shiat town.
 
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