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(610 WIOD)   Cabbage Patch introduces 2012 Election editions. Biden doll smile surprisingly lifelike, creepy   (610wiod.com) divider line 64
    More: Weird, Biden, Rock the Vote, First Lady Michelle Obama  
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2012-10-13 01:07:56 PM  
Oh my. Subby is right, the Joe Biden doll is amazing. All it needs is a little Cabbage Patch Trans Am.

I KNOW! LETS BUY IT A TRANS AM!
 
2012-10-13 01:12:25 PM  
This will be cute until someone buys the doll they disagree with and does something awful to it.
 
2012-10-13 01:28:02 PM  
I don't see a Biden doll, but I do see Bill Clinton doll. It's the Rmoney one that's really creepy.

content.clearchannel.com
 
2012-10-13 01:30:47 PM  
They need to make Romney's face tiny.
 
2012-10-13 02:03:23 PM  
Will the Ann Romney doll come with a horse?
 
2012-10-13 02:06:43 PM  
That doll looks nothing like Romney. It's way too life-like.
 
2012-10-13 02:07:49 PM  

cretinbob: I don't see a Biden doll, but I do see Bill Clinton doll.


My first thought was "Why the hell is there a Ted Kennedy doll?"
 
2012-10-13 02:09:13 PM  
What an accurate portrayal of Obama.

Given that it's child like.
 
2012-10-13 02:10:24 PM  
The hairplugs are pretty spot on.
 
2012-10-13 02:11:50 PM  
They all look alike to me.
 
2012-10-13 02:12:05 PM  

randomjsa: What an accurate portrayal of Obama.

Given that it's child like.


oh for farks sake... thisfarkinguy.jpg
the biden doll has the shiat eating grin down.
but as stated upthread, needs a biatchin trans am.
 
2012-10-13 02:13:49 PM  
content.clearchannel.com

Not that there's anything wrong with that...
 
2012-10-13 02:14:15 PM  

cretinbob: I don't see a Biden doll, but I do see Bill Clinton doll. It's the Rmoney one that's really creepy.

[content.clearchannel.com image 600x600]


I see a thin Rush Limbaugh and It's Pat (sans glasses) looking rejuvenated after a shared weekend in Puerto Rico.
 
2012-10-13 02:19:37 PM  
That can't be Moochelle, it's ghetto booty is too tiny and it's biceps are too small.
 
2012-10-13 02:22:25 PM  

smitty04: They all look alike to me.


Yeah, they all look like they're big fans of potato
 
2012-10-13 02:23:46 PM  
The Biden one looks more like Glenn Beck to me.

content.clearchannel.com
 
2012-10-13 02:28:30 PM  
Who's the black one supposed to be?
 
2012-10-13 02:30:31 PM  

cretinbob: I don't see a Biden doll, but I do see Bill Clinton doll. It's the Rmoney one that's really creepy.

[content.clearchannel.com image 600x600]


I'd get one to use as a VooDoo doll
 
2012-10-13 02:38:45 PM  

RodneyToady: They need to make Romney's face tiny.


imageshack.us
 
2012-10-13 02:41:53 PM  

Skleenar: Who's the black one supposed to be?


Either Biggie Smalls or Aaron Neville, I think.
 
2012-10-13 02:45:49 PM  

randomjsa: What an accurate portrayal of Obama.

Given that it's child like.


It will be hard to compete with that, but I'll give it a try:

0bama is doing the Heil Hitler Hitlery Salute. Gee, it's almost as if he'shiatler or something
 
2012-10-13 02:50:50 PM  

Skleenar: Who's the black one supposed to be?


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-13 02:50:55 PM  
 
2012-10-13 02:57:01 PM  
Does Mitt talk?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-13 03:11:58 PM  
Are the Rmoney/Douche dolls supposed to look gay? Just look at that older man and his younger 'partner'. Either that or they are evangelical christian con-men.

/whos your sugar daddy.
//Time for more workout pics sweetie.
///Pump that flesh resembling shake-weight.
 
2012-10-13 03:12:44 PM  
The sad thing is that the Romney doll will tell you that it loves you, but two years later, it will deny having said that at all.
 
2012-10-13 03:15:50 PM  
content.clearchannel.com

Cabbage Patch? Shouldn't that be Watermelon Patch?

/ducks and covers
 
2012-10-13 03:18:45 PM  
content.clearchannel.com

i.huffpost.com

The resemblance is uncanny.
 
2012-10-13 03:20:35 PM  
The Obama doll's birth certificate says "Hawaii", but we all know the truth....

...that's right, he was really born in a CABBAGE PATCH!

in kenya
 
2012-10-13 03:23:30 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: The Obama doll's birth certificate says "Hawaii", but we all know the truth....

...that's right, he was really born in a CABBAGE PATCH!

in kenya


You retard-icans need to dig for new material. He has already provided his birth certificate
 
2012-10-13 03:25:09 PM  

Obama4Life: FuryOfFirestorm: The Obama doll's birth certificate says "Hawaii", but we all know the truth....

...that's right, he was really born in a CABBAGE PATCH!

in kenya

You retard-icans need to dig for new material. He has already provided his birth certificate


thegrio.files.wordpress.com

WHAT ABOUT THE NINES?!?!?! THERE ARE SO MANY NINES!
 
2012-10-13 03:26:42 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
is dissapoint.
 
2012-10-13 03:30:38 PM  
I don't think Paul Ryans's "Count Chocula" hairline is properly represented here.
 
2012-10-13 03:58:20 PM  

UConnOIFVeteran: I don't think Paul Ryans's "Count Chocula" hairline is properly represented here.


That's an insult to count chocula. How dare you sir???

Obama looks like Boo Berry.


\ Ducks.
 
2012-10-13 04:12:45 PM  
What they really look like.
www.ldjackson.net 
www.infidelnewsnetwork.com
 
2012-10-13 04:27:23 PM  

smitty04: What they really look like.


All the ham-fisted, stilted, parochial humor for which the Republican campaign is known. Subtle they're not.
 
2012-10-13 04:31:30 PM  

smitty04: What they really look like.
[www.ldjackson.net image 540x418] 
[www.infidelnewsnetwork.com image 450x345]


Wow, I don't think I've ever seen so much willful ignorance (or maybe it's just plain bullshiat...hard to tell sometimes) in just three panels.
 
2012-10-13 04:42:00 PM  

smitty04: What they really look like.
[www.ldjackson.net image 540x418] 
[www.infidelnewsnetwork.com image 450x345]


Needs a golf club and a hammer and sickle. And joker paint. And Michelle saying something in ebonics.
 
2012-10-13 04:47:00 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: cretinbob: I don't see a Biden doll, but I do see Bill Clinton doll.

My first thought was "Why the hell is there a Ted Kennedy doll?"


Does it come with tiny scuba gear?
 
2012-10-13 04:52:15 PM  
Why do they all have black people noses?
 
2012-10-13 05:17:56 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Lionel Mandrake: cretinbob: I don't see a Biden doll, but I do see Bill Clinton doll.

My first thought was "Why the hell is there a Ted Kennedy doll?"

Does it come with tiny scuba gear?


"conservatives" are so witty
 
2012-10-13 05:18:33 PM  

offmymeds: [content.clearchannel.com image 600x600]

Cabbage Patch? Shouldn't that be Watermelon Patch?

/ducks and covers


For you:

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-13 05:43:54 PM  

no talent ass clown: I see a thin Rush Limbaugh


I saw Rush too. I also saw Jimmy Carter in the supposed Biden doll.
 
2012-10-13 05:51:35 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Lionel Mandrake: cretinbob: I don't see a Biden doll, but I do see Bill Clinton doll.

My first thought was "Why the hell is there a Ted Kennedy doll?"

Does it come with tiny scuba gear?


And this is further evidence of conservatives failing at being humorous. Any one of these would have been just as apropos, but actually funny:

Does it have a red nose?
Does it come with a tiny empty whiskey bottle?
Does it come with wet clothes?

"Scuba gear" would have only been funny if Kennedy had, in fact, used scuba gear to get out of the submerged vehicle and make it to shore. If you're going to subject us to your inane blathering, at least put some effort into it.
 
2012-10-13 06:05:56 PM  

Obama4Life: FuryOfFirestorm: The Obama doll's birth certificate says "Hawaii", but we all know the truth....

...that's right, he was really born in a CABBAGE PATCH!

in kenya

You retard-icans need to dig for new material. He has already provided his birth certificate


Dude, learn to read profiles before you come out swinging. I'm a gay liberal, and it should have been obvious that I was joking.
 
2012-10-13 06:09:41 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: Obama4Life: FuryOfFirestorm: The Obama doll's birth certificate says "Hawaii", but we all know the truth....

...that's right, he was really born in a CABBAGE PATCH!

in kenya

You retard-icans need to dig for new material. He has already provided his birth certificate

Dude, learn to read profiles before you come out swinging. I'm a gay liberal, and it should have been obvious that I was joking.


But you repeat yourself.

/Try your server and don't forget to tip the veal.
 
2012-10-13 06:14:30 PM  

offmymeds:
Cabbage Patch? Shouldn't that be Watermelon Patch?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-13 06:47:57 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Lionel Mandrake: cretinbob: I don't see a Biden doll, but I do see Bill Clinton doll.

My first thought was "Why the hell is there a Ted Kennedy doll?"

Does it come with tiny scuba gear?

"conservatives" are so witty


Not a conservative.

Your butthurt is evident.
 
2012-10-13 06:48:58 PM  

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Lionel Mandrake: cretinbob: I don't see a Biden doll, but I do see Bill Clinton doll.

My first thought was "Why the hell is there a Ted Kennedy doll?"

Does it come with tiny scuba gear?

And this is further evidence of conservatives failing at being humorous. Any one of these would have been just as apropos, but actually funny:

Does it have a red nose?
Does it come with a tiny empty whiskey bottle?
Does it come with wet clothes?

"Scuba gear" would have only been funny if Kennedy had, in fact, used scuba gear to get out of the submerged vehicle and make it to shore. If you're going to subject us to your inane blathering, at least put some effort into it.


Your butthurt is evident.
 
2012-10-13 06:51:12 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Not a conservative.


HA!

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Your butthurt is evident.


HA HA!!

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Your butthurt is evident.


Dude, seriously, stop looking at everyone's butt
 
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