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(Charleston Gazette)   Author of the Road Kill Cookbook says road kill is the perfect meal for the needy. Mmmm... Road Kill   (wvgazette.com) divider line 33
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2012-10-13 01:40:26 PM
I'll take it one further and say that we have a hunger problem in America, and an overpopulated pet issue that could solve eachother.

Why waste good protein?
 
2012-10-13 01:40:34 PM
Dead Robin! Yum!
 
2012-10-13 01:44:54 PM

OrygunFarker: I'll take it one further and say that we have a hunger problem in America, and an overpopulated pet issue that could solve each other.

Why waste good protein?


This. Let 'em eat cat.
 
2012-10-13 01:50:18 PM
Whats good enough for Honey Boo Boo....
 
2012-10-13 01:51:00 PM
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Reach for the stars.
 
2012-10-13 01:51:40 PM

iron_city_ap: Whats good enough for Honey Boo Boo....


Jinx! Buy me a Coke!
 
2012-10-13 01:57:27 PM
Meh, I grew up eating roadkill. Granted it was always freshly killed and easily identifiable; mostly venison.

Only harm that ever came to me was in the social sense. I was 16 years old and had just started dating my first boyfriend. I was so eager to make him think I was a normal person with a normal family. That hope was dashed early on in the relationship.

I was on the phone with my boyfriend when my father entered the room holding a rabbit. Drunkenly, he bellowed "HEY KEJLINA! COME FEEL THIS ROADKILL! IT'S STILL WARM!"

My boyfriend stammered "Kej.... did your father just say what I think he just said?" It was too late to think of a cover story. I had been outed as a redneck and I wanted to crawl into a hole and die.

Nowadays I bust out my roadkill stories early on in my relationships so I can accurately gauge just how skeeved out my partner is going to be if I decide that I want to go target shooting or listening to banjo music or something.

Still single, for some reason...
 
2012-10-13 01:58:38 PM
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2012-10-13 01:59:00 PM
They promised us flying cars by 2000 and we get road kill instead? Idiocracy was more accurate.
 
2012-10-13 02:04:22 PM
Shieeet, why not make hunting and feed obese people to pigs and wild animals legal instead?

You can even make a reality show out of it.
 
2012-10-13 02:04:54 PM
All it needs is more euphemisms and better marketing.

"Venison - reduced for quick sale"
 
2012-10-13 02:07:04 PM
I see five pounds of opossum in my headlight tonight.
 
2012-10-13 02:10:56 PM
I agree.
 
2012-10-13 02:19:12 PM
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"Mighty fine eatin'"
 
2012-10-13 02:26:21 PM
Finally we are getting into the spirit of the forthcoming Romney-Ryan administration.
 
2012-10-13 02:52:32 PM

I didn't think Max Headroom: 20 Minutes into the Future would become a How-To Book.

The Networks:

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The Populace:

www.hyperbate.fr


Except instead of cool post-future glitz, we're getting Honey Boo Boo and other fine things. At a local Vintage airshow I attended, they were throwing out little parachutes with Chik Fil A meal tickets attached. The horrifying roar as every attendee started running for their free food was deafening, and the ensuing mob knocked everything over in its path.

This can't be the future, can it?

We're all getting older, and this shiat's not funny anymore.

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2012-10-13 03:08:06 PM
Now serving: smear of deer, flat cat, thumper on the bumper.
 
2012-10-13 03:13:44 PM
Skink approves.
 
2012-10-13 03:15:26 PM
About ten minutes ago, I nearly got the next two weeks' worth of protein. I think the deer around here are depressed, they're not even trying to get off the road.
 
2012-10-13 03:31:03 PM
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2012-10-13 03:36:23 PM

I'll take it one further and say that we have a hunger problem in America, and an overpopulated pet issue that could solve eachother.

Why waste good protein?


Didn't fark have an article recently about a restaurant that was shut down for using roadkill?

Just saying.....
 
2012-10-13 03:52:18 PM
Heck, you can even eat it if it's been there a while. Just skin it out and shake it - the parts too rotten to eat will fall off. A bit of
wash in some water, and if you boil it in three water changes for 10 minutes or so, all the bacterial toxin proteins will denature.

Although personally, I'd rather eat cattail tubers, and I friggin' HATE cattail tubers.
 
2012-10-13 03:53:43 PM
Does this include people?

I might stop next time.
 
2012-10-13 03:58:27 PM
"If God didn't want us to eat road kill, he wouldn't have made it out of meat."

if mankind didn't invent motor vehicles and roads there wouldn't be road kill.
 
2012-10-13 04:05:12 PM

erewhon: Heck, you can even eat it if it's been there a while. Just skin it out and shake it - the parts too rotten to eat will fall off. A bit of
wash in some water, and if you boil it in three water changes for 10 minutes or so, all the bacterial toxin proteins will denature.

Although personally, I'd rather eat cattail tubers, and I friggin' HATE cattail tubers.


How do you cook and eat those?
 
2012-10-13 04:08:58 PM
All that is needed is enough gas money to get dinner! Which means that there will still be a lot of hungry people :-(
 
2012-10-13 04:21:38 PM

Sgygus: Now serving: smear of deer, flat cat, thumper on the bumper.


That brings back memories since I used to have a hardcopy of the Road Kill Cafe menu.
 
2012-10-13 04:57:58 PM
Kill it with a gun, kill it with the car. Still just as tasty!
Grandpa used to shoot anything that walked across the yard behead it skin and gut it and bring it in to grandma. Sometimes the squirrels were as big as cats. When he got older he switched to buckshot instead of taking off their heads with a .22 so you had to be prepared to spit out some shot.
 
2012-10-13 05:44:42 PM

Ronin_S: erewhon: Heck, you can even eat it if it's been there a while. Just skin it out and shake it - the parts too rotten to eat will fall off. A bit of
wash in some water, and if you boil it in three water changes for 10 minutes or so, all the bacterial toxin proteins will denature.

Although personally, I'd rather eat cattail tubers, and I friggin' HATE cattail tubers.

How do you cook and eat those?


Well, if you're on light and sound discipline, you eat them raw. Peel, wash, and cut them into slivers.

If you can build a fire, you put them in your canteen cup with some water and boil them. Preferably, you have something like bouillon cubes you snuck along. Cattail tubers ala Knorr are marginally easier to eat.
 
2012-10-13 06:32:34 PM

Znuh: Jinx! Buy me a Coke!


Beulah! Peel me a grape!
 
2012-10-13 10:10:35 PM
On a related note, why don't more homeless people kill and eat city animals (geese, pigeon, squirrel) ?
 
2012-10-14 03:06:44 AM
Then again some folk'll.

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2012-10-14 11:10:26 AM
Easiest way to know if your roadkill is fresh is to go out to the road, spray paint all roadkill, come back and check for unpainted roadkill. You can also turn it into a party. Build a fire, invite friends, sit around and drink beer. You can even place bets on what animal will be the first one killed. Skin it, roast it over the fire and repeat.
 
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