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(Daily Mail)   Japanese businessman breaks record for highest price ever paid for sushi. Obviously something fishy is going on here   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 30
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2012-10-13 01:13:59 PM  
That's really what Jiro dreams of.
 
2012-10-13 01:14:54 PM  
They had to throw it out. After she sat in it, it started to smell like fish.
 
2012-10-13 01:17:16 PM  
Apropos of nothing in the article, but since you bring up sushi, the documentary Jiro Dreams of Sushi was pretty good. Streams on Netflix
 
2012-10-13 01:27:40 PM  
That's funny. I just made my own sushi, 30 bites for about 8$. My son loved it :D
 
2012-10-13 01:29:55 PM  
I'd fish it.

/like the fist of an angry neptune
 
2012-10-13 01:30:20 PM  
Jacques Cousteau once claimed that the vagina of a tuna fish smelled human.
 
2012-10-13 01:30:23 PM  

wickedragon: That's funny. I just made my own sushi, 30 bites for about 8$. My son loved it :D


PS! The article was boring and filled with fuglies.
 
2012-10-13 01:32:59 PM  
Oh great, now the whole ocean is gonna smell like that!
 
2012-10-13 01:34:06 PM  
True story: I was in vegas for a convention. We got a penthouse for some clients, and were giving them the VIP treatment. We were hanging out with the clients, and saw a sushi place in our hotel. Offered to treat the clients to dinner. Went in, sat down... I think there were about 15 of us. The farking sushi started at $150 per roll. There were pieces for over $1000. Clients turned to us and said "Hey man, why dont we just leave and go to a buffet". Ive never been so damn happy for having human beings for customers in my life. I half expected them to run the bill up on us just because they could.

fark expensive sushi.
 
2012-10-13 01:39:48 PM  
luckiest dorsal fin ever
 
2012-10-13 01:45:01 PM  

cig-mkr: Jacques Cousteau once claimed that the vagina of a tuna fish smelled human.


No, no he said it felt almost like a humans.

Which is why he farked tunas. A lot.
 
2012-10-13 01:53:11 PM  

Twice Banned: That's really what Jiro dreams of.


Over in one.

/Excellent movie BTW
 
2012-10-13 01:56:35 PM  

stuffy: They had to throw it out. After she sat in it, it started to smell like fish.


Well, I was enjoying my food
 
2012-10-13 02:00:47 PM  

Alonjar: True story: I was in vegas for a convention. We got a penthouse for some clients, and were giving them the VIP treatment. We were hanging out with the clients, and saw a sushi place in our hotel. Offered to treat the clients to dinner. Went in, sat down... I think there were about 15 of us. The farking sushi started at $150 per roll. There were pieces for over $1000. Clients turned to us and said "Hey man, why dont we just leave and go to a buffet". Ive never been so damn happy for having human beings for customers in my life. I half expected them to run the bill up on us just because they could.

fark expensive sushi.


Eh, what hotel and restaurant?
 
2012-10-13 02:04:21 PM  
cig-mkr: Jacques Cousteau once claimed that the vagina of a tuna fish smelled human.

stuffy: They had to throw it out. After she sat in it, it started to smell like fish.

Had to put my beer down after these two.

Dicks.
 
2012-10-13 02:10:47 PM  

Lobster_of_Hate: cig-mkr: Jacques Cousteau once claimed that the vagina of a tuna fish smelled human.

stuffy: They had to throw it out. After she sat in it, it started to smell like fish.

Had to put my beer down after these two.

Dicks.


no, vaginas
 
2012-10-13 02:27:06 PM  
Poison, poison, poison... tasty fish!
 
2012-10-13 02:34:59 PM  

RocketRay: Poison, poison, poison... tasty fish!


hahaha
 
2012-10-13 02:36:00 PM  
thank God she had famous parents..she'd never get a gig otherwise.
 
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2012-10-13 03:14:07 PM  
Li Lo?
 
2012-10-13 03:25:39 PM  

valkore: Alonjar: True story: I was in vegas for a convention. We got a penthouse for some clients, and were giving them the VIP treatment. We were hanging out with the clients, and saw a sushi place in our hotel. Offered to treat the clients to dinner. Went in, sat down... I think there were about 15 of us. The farking sushi started at $150 per roll. There were pieces for over $1000. Clients turned to us and said "Hey man, why dont we just leave and go to a buffet". Ive never been so damn happy for having human beings for customers in my life. I half expected them to run the bill up on us just because they could.

fark expensive sushi.

Eh, what hotel and restaurant?


I don't remember the name now. Pretty sure we were at the Aria though, right after it opened.
 
2012-10-13 04:16:18 PM  

commeca: thank God she had famous parents..she'd never get a gig otherwise.


dingdingdingding! farking-A right on that call. i've seen better faces on a Hall-o-ween mask. and you know when she was a child the Nanny had to tie a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to go near her. that is fugly with a capital fug.
 
2012-10-13 04:19:59 PM  

KrispyKritter: commeca: thank God she had famous parents..she'd never get a gig otherwise.

dingdingdingding! farking-A right on that call. i've seen better faces on a Hall-o-ween mask. and you know when she was a child the Nanny had to tie a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to go near her. that is fugly with a capital fug.


Yeah. I'd kick my dog off that too. Man, it's just ugly, ugly, ugly. Horrible. Bah.

/I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-10-13 05:02:23 PM  
Speaking of ugly kids Rick Ocaszek of the Cars married that Sports Illlustrated swimsuit cover model and their kids must look like him since no pictures are extant. Christie Brinkley had a kid with Billy Joel and she looked just like him, a bug eyed little troll, poor thing.
 
2012-10-13 06:30:39 PM  
Wow. He looks really feminine.
 
2012-10-13 08:29:34 PM  
Article fails with a picture of a yellowfin tuna which is way less expensive than bluefin tuna sushi.
 
2012-10-13 10:31:25 PM  
She's quite the butterface.

But yeah, bag on head and we're all good.
 
2012-10-14 12:29:17 AM  
I was just eating a tuna salad sandwich when I found this article. Now I'm hoping she's dolphin friendly.
 
2012-10-14 02:56:49 PM  
The word "sushi" has nothing to do with fish. It means "vinegar-ed rice".
 
2012-10-14 06:14:57 PM  

DaCaptain19: The word "sushi" had nothing to do with fish. It meant "vinegar-ed rice".

fixed it for you
 
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