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(Digital Spy)   Sarah Wayne Callies talks about what fans can expect from The Walking Dead season three, still won't explain why Carl feels he nee--OH MY GOD WHERE IS CARL? HAS ANYONE SEEN CARL?   (digitalspy.com) divider line 25
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2012-10-13 09:58:14 PM
6 votes:

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: Staying on that fricking farm forever turned that show into:

[www.sharkjumpl. image 534x424]


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*Internet fistbump*
2012-10-13 05:13:33 PM
4 votes:
Rick : "Well, Carl, I have just suddenly realized child protective services no longer exists. Slipped my mind. Anyhow, you goddamned little shiat, you freaked the fark out of us enough times so now I am going to tan your hide so hard no even the walkers would want to tear a chunk off it."

Lori : "Rick! How could you! He's just a..."

Rick : "Also, there are no divorce courts or divorce lawyers, Slutty McShanebanger!"

Lori : "..."

Carl : "OWOWOWOWOWOWOW!"

Rick : "And now you stay in that dog crate, young man!"
2012-10-13 02:25:46 PM
4 votes:
www.vh1.com
2012-10-13 02:20:09 PM
4 votes:
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
2012-10-13 05:55:04 PM
3 votes:
2012-10-13 02:21:35 PM
3 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-13 02:19:53 PM
3 votes:
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2012-10-13 02:14:09 PM
3 votes:
imageshack.us
2012-10-14 10:31:28 AM
2 votes:

Old enough to know better: I'm looking forward to the return of the most hated show on the internet.


Terra Nova?
2012-10-13 09:12:25 PM
2 votes:
img.izismile.com
2012-10-13 02:27:21 PM
2 votes:
FTFA: The second season of The Walking Dead proved that no-one is safe in the zombie apocalypse with the loss of two main characters, Shane and Dale

offcolortv.com

You just stopped looking for me, didn't you?
2012-10-13 02:04:34 PM
2 votes:

The Banana Thug: Those eyes always look vacant and devoid of emotions. Can't stand her.


Maybe cman got to her first. Give her a month.
2012-10-14 02:56:58 PM
1 votes:
Does Lori know where her unborn baby is?
2012-10-13 11:03:20 PM
1 votes:

effexca: Shane dies while Lori and Carl live. There is no justice in zombieland.


Shane deserved to die. He has a gorgeous body and face (gorgeous!), but what he did to Otis was as unforgiveable as what Ashur did to Dagan at the orgy.... only moreso.
2012-10-13 10:22:48 PM
1 votes:
The Sophia thing should have lasted two episodes at the most. They drew it on and on... and then tried to do the same thing with Carl. Season Two looked like it was suffering from one of the following two nasty illnesses:

1. They had another subplot for the season that had to be scrapped, so they were stuck stretching the kiddie drama out more than they originally planned.
2. The season arc was secretly written by Jane Espenson.

I'll give Season 3 a chance though, at least to see if they will fix the story/pacing problems.
2012-10-13 08:47:10 PM
1 votes:

flamingboar: The fark discussion threads were more entertaining than the show itself last season. My favorite being T-Dog with a rocket launcher jumping over buildings, while Lori poisoned the food supply with her stupid pills.


No kidding.

"What you been up to, T-Dog? Haven't seen you around."
"Aw, nuthin' much."

*flashback to T-Dog single handedly destroying hundreds of zombies with elaborate traps and ninja moves*
2012-10-13 08:46:55 PM
1 votes:
Ah, another Walking Dead thread. Well, I guess it's time to finally try to get people to realize that good zombie horror is about...

ZeroCorpse: Now, before the show starts tomorrow, I want all the new zombie fans to understand something: This show is not going to get any more "zombie kill-a-thon" than it already is (which is "not at all") because Kirkman knows how to write a decent zombie story, and doesn't fall back on survival porn like Brooks, or gore-porn like so many other zombie filmmakers. The Walking Dead, like any good zombie story, is about the living people and how they relate to each other during the end of the world; It's not about zombie kills, making the perfect survival plan, stocking up on guns, or "winning" against the zombies. There is no "winning" -- They're the environmental condition, not the enemy. They're the backdrop, not the antagonist.

Kirkman gets this. If he has ANY control over the show, he will continue to deliver this sort of decent story, and he will avoid turning the show into a cheap zombie survival kill-a-thon.

If you're the impatient type that needs zombies to be the enemy and the story to be about waging war against them in the ultimate libertarian fantasy, then you're better off waiting for World War Z, the movie, to be released, or watching the Syfy "2012 Zombie Apocalypse" movies, because The Walking Dead will likely never deliver on that front.

So I don't want to see you guys hanging out in Walking Dead forums complaining about the lack of action, or that there's too much talking, or that the show is "slow" or seems like a drama and not like a "real" horror show full of gory action. Good zombie fiction IS drama (horror-drama,but still..).

Now, commence with the whining and defending your position that the show sucks because there's not enough people calling zombies "zed" and forming plans to fight them and take back the world.


Huh. Well, nevermind. It's been covered.
2012-10-13 07:37:04 PM
1 votes:
The fark discussion threads were more entertaining than the show itself last season. My favorite being T-Dog with a rocket launcher jumping over buildings, while Lori poisoned the food supply with her stupid pills.
2012-10-13 06:38:46 PM
1 votes:

Vacation Bible School: Time Traveling Bunnies: As long as Herschel has his konami/unlimited ammo code on it doesn't matter where Carl is.

Show and thread needs more Maggie

Darryl, Glen and Maggie need to leave the rest of the group and make their own show. They could travel across the country looking for the last Twinkie.


I would watch that show forever. A zombie show that merges zombie universes would be AWESOME
2012-10-13 06:24:51 PM
1 votes:

Time Traveling Bunnies: As long as Herschel has his konami/unlimited ammo code on it doesn't matter where Carl is.

Show and thread needs more Maggie


Darryl, Glen and Maggie need to leave the rest of the group and make their own show. They could travel across the country looking for the last Twinkie.
2012-10-13 04:33:30 PM
1 votes:

MoronLessOff: Be careful what you ask for. Next thing you know, zombie Carl will be lurking somewhere IN THE HOUSE!


Carl's never in the house. It would be the safest place to hide from zombie Carl.
2012-10-13 04:02:38 PM
1 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Although this chick is really hot, so it's got that going for it.


Second.

Also:
fixitordeal.files.wordpress.com

Can't wait to get this show back on the road/in the prison.
2012-10-13 03:21:04 PM
1 votes:
By all rights, this ought to be the greatest show ever. It's got something for everyone. For guys, it's got gory zombie attacks. For the ladies it's got long stretches where people sit around and talk aimlessly about their feelings without resolving anything. It should have universal appeal.

And yet, somehow, it fails utterly. Although this chick is really hot, so it's got that going for it.

newsmanone.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-13 02:50:44 PM
1 votes:
I watched every episode commercial-free over a three day bender to catch up. I spent two days afterwards freaking out at every odd noise. I don't recommend it.
2012-10-13 12:39:29 PM
1 votes:
not in the house.

this is established now. LOL
 
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