Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: Staying on that fricking farm forever turned that show into:[www.sharkjumpl. image 534x424]
Old enough to know better: I'm looking forward to the return of the most hated show on the internet.
The Banana Thug: Those eyes always look vacant and devoid of emotions. Can't stand her.
effexca: Shane dies while Lori and Carl live. There is no justice in zombieland.
flamingboar: The fark discussion threads were more entertaining than the show itself last season. My favorite being T-Dog with a rocket launcher jumping over buildings, while Lori poisoned the food supply with her stupid pills.
ZeroCorpse: Now, before the show starts tomorrow, I want all the new zombie fans to understand something: This show is not going to get any more "zombie kill-a-thon" than it already is (which is "not at all") because Kirkman knows how to write a decent zombie story, and doesn't fall back on survival porn like Brooks, or gore-porn like so many other zombie filmmakers. The Walking Dead, like any good zombie story, is about the living people and how they relate to each other during the end of the world; It's not about zombie kills, making the perfect survival plan, stocking up on guns, or "winning" against the zombies. There is no "winning" -- They're the environmental condition, not the enemy. They're the backdrop, not the antagonist.Kirkman gets this. If he has ANY control over the show, he will continue to deliver this sort of decent story, and he will avoid turning the show into a cheap zombie survival kill-a-thon.If you're the impatient type that needs zombies to be the enemy and the story to be about waging war against them in the ultimate libertarian fantasy, then you're better off waiting for World War Z, the movie, to be released, or watching the Syfy "2012 Zombie Apocalypse" movies, because The Walking Dead will likely never deliver on that front.So I don't want to see you guys hanging out in Walking Dead forums complaining about the lack of action, or that there's too much talking, or that the show is "slow" or seems like a drama and not like a "real" horror show full of gory action. Good zombie fiction IS drama (horror-drama,but still..).Now, commence with the whining and defending your position that the show sucks because there's not enough people calling zombies "zed" and forming plans to fight them and take back the world.
Vacation Bible School: Time Traveling Bunnies: As long as Herschel has his konami/unlimited ammo code on it doesn't matter where Carl is.Show and thread needs more MaggieDarryl, Glen and Maggie need to leave the rest of the group and make their own show. They could travel across the country looking for the last Twinkie.
Time Traveling Bunnies: As long as Herschel has his konami/unlimited ammo code on it doesn't matter where Carl is.Show and thread needs more Maggie
MoronLessOff: Be careful what you ask for. Next thing you know, zombie Carl will be lurking somewhere IN THE HOUSE!
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Although this chick is really hot, so it's got that going for it.
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