I would wreck Sarah Wayne Callies so hard that she would be in a wheel chair for a month

not in the house.

this is established now. LOL

The Banana Thug: Those eyes always look vacant and devoid of emotions. Can't stand her.

Maybe cman got to her first. Give her a month.

 
 

FTFA: The second season of The Walking Dead proved that no-one is safe in the zombie apocalypse with the loss of two main characters, Shane and Dale



You just stopped looking for me, didn't you?

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I don't think T-Dog has spoken that many words in the entire series.

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I don't think T-Dog has spoken that many words in the entire series.

That's because T-Dog is a man of action, not words.

Maybe at the prison they can lock him in a cell. That should keep him under control.

MoronLessOff: Be careful what you ask for. Next thing you know, zombie Carl will be lurking somewhere IN THE HOUSE!

Carl's never in the house. It would be the safest place to hide from zombie Carl.

I'll take:




This:



I can do without.

BizarreMan: Maybe at the prison they can lock him in a cell. That should keep him under control.

Came here to make exactly this comment. Lock the little bastard up.

Rick : "Well, Carl, I have just suddenly realized child protective services no longer exists. Slipped my mind. Anyhow, you goddamned little shiat, you freaked the fark out of us enough times so now I am going to tan your hide so hard no even the walkers would want to tear a chunk off it."

Lori : "Rick! How could you! He's just a..."

Rick : "Also, there are no divorce courts or divorce lawyers, Slutty McShanebanger!"

Lori : "..."

Carl : "OWOWOWOWOWOWOW!"

Rick : "And now you stay in that dog crate, young man!"

cman: I would wreck Sarah Wayne Callies so hard that she would be in a wheel chair for a month

See? We don't disagree on everything.

bextraordinary: This Farkette would prefer more zombie attacks, actually. And one less Carl.

Most zombie movies are not about the zombies, it's about the survivors. That being said, too much Carl...not enough T-Dog or Maggie.

FunkOut: Rick : "Also, there are no divorce courts or divorce lawyers, Slutty McShanebanger!"

Thanks.. I just spit coke all over my laptop screen

Prank Call of Cthulhu: By all rights, this ought to be the greatest show ever. It's got something for everyone. For guys, it's got gory zombie attacks. For the ladies it's got long stretches where people sit around and talk aimlessly about their feelings without resolving anything. It should have universal appeal.

And yet, somehow, it fails utterly. Although this chick is really hot, so it's got that going for it.

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HAWT!

Now, before the show starts tomorrow, I want all the new zombie fans to understand something: This show is not going to get any more "zombie kill-a-thon" than it already is (which is "not at all") because Kirkman knows how to write a decent zombie story, and doesn't fall back on survival porn like Brooks, or gore-porn like so many other zombie filmmakers. The Walking Dead, like any good zombie story, is about the living people and how they relate to each other during the end of the world; It's not about zombie kills, making the perfect survival plan, stocking up on guns, or "winning" against the zombies. There is no "winning" -- They're the environmental condition, not the enemy. They're the backdrop, not the antagonist.

Kirkman gets this. If he has ANY control over the show, he will continue to deliver this sort of decent story, and he will avoid turning the show into a cheap zombie survival kill-a-thon.

If you're the impatient type that needs zombies to be the enemy and the story to be about waging war against them in the ultimate libertarian fantasy, then you're better off waiting for World War Z, the movie, to be released, or watching the Syfy "2012 Zombie Apocalypse" movies, because The Walking Dead will likely never deliver on that front.

So I don't want to see you guys hanging out in Walking Dead forums complaining about the lack of action, or that there's too much talking, or that the show is "slow" or seems like a drama and not like a "real" horror show full of gory action. Good zombie fiction IS drama (horror-drama,but still..).

Now, commence with the whining and defending your position that the show sucks because there's not enough people calling zombies "zed" and forming plans to fight them and take back the world.

Gunny Highway: ZeroCorpse: Now, before the show starts tomorrow, I want all the new zombie fans to understand something: This show is not going to get any more "zombie kill-a-thon" than it already is (which is "not at all") because Kirkman knows how to write a decent zombie story, and doesn't fall back on survival porn like Brooks, or gore-porn like so many other zombie filmmakers. The Walking Dead, like any good zombie story, is about the living people and how they relate to each other during the end of the world; It's not about zombie kills, making the perfect survival plan, stocking up on guns, or "winning" against the zombies. There is no "winning" -- They're the environmental condition, not the enemy. They're the backdrop, not the antagonist.

Kirkman gets this. If he has ANY control over the show, he will continue to deliver this sort of decent story, and he will avoid turning the show into a cheap zombie survival kill-a-thon.

If you're the impatient type that needs zombies to be the enemy and the story to be about waging war against them in the ultimate libertarian fantasy, then you're better off waiting for World War Z, the movie, to be released, or watching the Syfy "2012 Zombie Apocalypse" movies, because The Walking Dead will likely never deliver on that front.

So I don't want to see you guys hanging out in Walking Dead forums complaining about the lack of action, or that there's too much talking, or that the show is "slow" or seems like a drama and not like a "real" horror show full of gory action. Good zombie fiction IS drama (horror-drama,but still..).

Now, commence with the whining and defending your position that the show sucks because there's not enough people calling zombies "zed" and forming plans to fight them and take back the world.

How's the book coming?

I might get more royalties writing here than I do in my actual writing career..!

I'm sorry. I'll reformat the post for the FARK audience:

HURRRR WHARS CARL?!?! HURRRRRRR.

There is a Walking Dead marathon on right now...and they're showing interviews with the actors.

Every time they interview Andrew Lincoln, I can't help but think to myself, "Why is he affecting that horrible British accent?"

I can haz on dishnetwork?

flamingboar: The fark discussion threads were more entertaining than the show itself last season. My favorite being T-Dog with a rocket launcher jumping over buildings, while Lori poisoned the food supply with her stupid pills.

No kidding.

"What you been up to, T-Dog? Haven't seen you around."
"Aw, nuthin' much."

*flashback to T-Dog single handedly destroying hundreds of zombies with elaborate traps and ninja moves*