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(Digital Spy)   Sarah Wayne Callies talks about what fans can expect from The Walking Dead season three, still won't explain why Carl feels he nee--OH MY GOD WHERE IS CARL? HAS ANYONE SEEN CARL?   (digitalspy.com) divider line 82
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2012-10-13 12:35:39 PM
I would wreck Sarah Wayne Callies so hard that she would be in a wheel chair for a month
 
2012-10-13 12:39:29 PM
not in the house.

this is established now. LOL
 
2012-10-13 01:57:12 PM
Those eyes always look vacant and devoid of emotions. Can't stand her.
 
2012-10-13 02:04:34 PM

The Banana Thug: Those eyes always look vacant and devoid of emotions. Can't stand her.


Maybe cman got to her first. Give her a month.
 
2012-10-13 02:09:08 PM
I'd hit it

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-13 02:14:09 PM
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-13 02:19:53 PM
i.imgur.com 
i.imgur.com 
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-13 02:20:09 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-13 02:21:35 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-13 02:24:27 PM
From what I understand of the coming season you can learn everything you want to know by reading the book.
 
2012-10-13 02:25:46 PM
www.vh1.com
 
2012-10-13 02:27:21 PM
FTFA: The second season of The Walking Dead proved that no-one is safe in the zombie apocalypse with the loss of two main characters, Shane and Dale

offcolortv.com

You just stopped looking for me, didn't you?
 
2012-10-13 02:38:14 PM
The first season had a lot of promise, but the second seemed to get caught up entirely in "Where's Carl?" and the old man's drinking problem. I really don't think I'm that interested in a third season.
 
2012-10-13 02:40:18 PM
Insert GaryOldmanasBeethoven.jpeg
 
mhd
2012-10-13 02:42:38 PM
What we can expect? Hyundais. Shiny, new model Hyundais.
We've come a long way until Mad Max.

/The way T-Dog is doing U-turns, they need all the spare cars they can get, though.
 
2012-10-13 02:50:44 PM
I watched every episode commercial-free over a three day bender to catch up. I spent two days afterwards freaking out at every odd noise. I don't recommend it.
 
2012-10-13 03:07:04 PM
I'm looking forward to the return of the most hated show on the internet.
 
2012-10-13 03:15:42 PM

Mentat: [imageshack.us image 300x800]


I don't think T-Dog has spoken that many words in the entire series.
 
2012-10-13 03:21:04 PM
By all rights, this ought to be the greatest show ever. It's got something for everyone. For guys, it's got gory zombie attacks. For the ladies it's got long stretches where people sit around and talk aimlessly about their feelings without resolving anything. It should have universal appeal.

And yet, somehow, it fails utterly. Although this chick is really hot, so it's got that going for it.

newsmanone.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-13 03:25:24 PM

Gunny Highway: From what I understand of the coming season you can learn everything you want to know by reading the book.


What book? You mean the ongoing comic series?
 
2012-10-13 03:27:34 PM
I think it started when the dood responsible for the show was fired, and the team of writers that followed were first lightly tapped on the head, then accidentally brain-pithed.

Which sucks, cause I loved the first season. The second season lost me after:

*Yelling at Jesus in the Church
*Security alarms still working at the Church
*We just lost one child in the woods, so, hey Carl, let's go back into the woods
*Farm. Farm, farm, farm farm omg farm faaaaaaaaaarm
*Lori: "Nerr!" Rest of cast: "Nerrrrr!" Repeat.
*And the overall continued slew of decisions that nobody, nobody in their right minds would make, no matter what zombie / disco / nuclear / hobonacht apocalypse had happened.

The only saving grace is Lindelhof isn't on board. Not even a badass woman with armless zombies could bring it back.
 
2012-10-13 03:30:43 PM

usernameguy: Mentat: [imageshack.us image 300x800]

I don't think T-Dog has spoken that many words in the entire series.


That's because T-Dog is a man of action, not words.
 
2012-10-13 03:47:59 PM
Maybe at the prison they can lock him in a cell. That should keep him under control.
 
2012-10-13 04:02:16 PM

Erodeo: Gunny Highway: From what I understand of the coming season you can learn everything you want to know by reading the book.

What book? You mean the ongoing comic series?


No, the collection of short stories.
 
2012-10-13 04:02:38 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Although this chick is really hot, so it's got that going for it.


Second.

Also:
fixitordeal.files.wordpress.com

Can't wait to get this show back on the road/in the prison.
 
2012-10-13 04:21:18 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: By all rights, this ought to be the greatest show ever. It's got something for everyone. For guys, it's got gory zombie attacks. For the ladies it's got long stretches where people sit around and talk aimlessly about their feelings without resolving anything. It should have universal appeal.

And yet, somehow, it fails utterly. Although this chick is really hot, so it's got that going for it.

[newsmanone.files.wordpress.com image 850x850]


This Farkette would prefer more zombie attacks, actually. And one less Carl.
 
2012-10-13 04:30:47 PM

bextraordinary: Prank Call of Cthulhu: By all rights, this ought to be the greatest show ever. It's got something for everyone. For guys, it's got gory zombie attacks. For the ladies it's got long stretches where people sit around and talk aimlessly about their feelings without resolving anything. It should have universal appeal.

And yet, somehow, it fails utterly. Although this chick is really hot, so it's got that going for it.

[newsmanone.files.wordpress.com image 850x850]

This Farkette would prefer more zombie attacks, actually. And one less Carl.


Be careful what you ask for. Next thing you know, zombie Carl will be lurking somewhere IN THE HOUSE!
 
2012-10-13 04:33:30 PM

MoronLessOff: Be careful what you ask for. Next thing you know, zombie Carl will be lurking somewhere IN THE HOUSE!


Carl's never in the house. It would be the safest place to hide from zombie Carl.
 
2012-10-13 05:00:35 PM
I'll take:
3.bp.blogspot.com
www.hdwallpapersarena.com
cdn03.cdn.justjared.com

This:
blogs.amctv.com


I can do without.
 
2012-10-13 05:03:09 PM

BizarreMan: Maybe at the prison they can lock him in a cell. That should keep him under control.


Came here to make exactly this comment. Lock the little bastard up.
 
2012-10-13 05:05:45 PM
Carl? I thought we were looking for Kyle.

www.funnychill.com
 
2012-10-13 05:13:33 PM
Rick : "Well, Carl, I have just suddenly realized child protective services no longer exists. Slipped my mind. Anyhow, you goddamned little shiat, you freaked the fark out of us enough times so now I am going to tan your hide so hard no even the walkers would want to tear a chunk off it."

Lori : "Rick! How could you! He's just a..."

Rick : "Also, there are no divorce courts or divorce lawyers, Slutty McShanebanger!"

Lori : "..."

Carl : "OWOWOWOWOWOWOW!"

Rick : "And now you stay in that dog crate, young man!"
 
2012-10-13 05:36:00 PM

cman: I would wreck Sarah Wayne Callies so hard that she would be in a wheel chair for a month


See? We don't disagree on everything.
 
2012-10-13 05:46:02 PM

bextraordinary: This Farkette would prefer more zombie attacks, actually. And one less Carl.


Most zombie movies are not about the zombies, it's about the survivors. That being said, too much Carl...not enough T-Dog or Maggie.
 
2012-10-13 05:55:04 PM
 
2012-10-13 06:10:14 PM

FunkOut: Rick : "Also, there are no divorce courts or divorce lawyers, Slutty McShanebanger!"


Thanks.. I just spit coke all over my laptop screen
 
2012-10-13 06:13:09 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: By all rights, this ought to be the greatest show ever. It's got something for everyone. For guys, it's got gory zombie attacks. For the ladies it's got long stretches where people sit around and talk aimlessly about their feelings without resolving anything. It should have universal appeal.

And yet, somehow, it fails utterly. Although this chick is really hot, so it's got that going for it.

[newsmanone.files.wordpress.com image 850x850]


collider.com

HAWT!
 
2012-10-13 06:19:11 PM
As long as Herschel has his konami/unlimited ammo code on it doesn't matter where Carl is.

Show and thread needs more Maggie
 
2012-10-13 06:23:27 PM
Now, before the show starts tomorrow, I want all the new zombie fans to understand something: This show is not going to get any more "zombie kill-a-thon" than it already is (which is "not at all") because Kirkman knows how to write a decent zombie story, and doesn't fall back on survival porn like Brooks, or gore-porn like so many other zombie filmmakers. The Walking Dead, like any good zombie story, is about the living people and how they relate to each other during the end of the world; It's not about zombie kills, making the perfect survival plan, stocking up on guns, or "winning" against the zombies. There is no "winning" -- They're the environmental condition, not the enemy. They're the backdrop, not the antagonist.

Kirkman gets this. If he has ANY control over the show, he will continue to deliver this sort of decent story, and he will avoid turning the show into a cheap zombie survival kill-a-thon.

If you're the impatient type that needs zombies to be the enemy and the story to be about waging war against them in the ultimate libertarian fantasy, then you're better off waiting for World War Z, the movie, to be released, or watching the Syfy "2012 Zombie Apocalypse" movies, because The Walking Dead will likely never deliver on that front.

So I don't want to see you guys hanging out in Walking Dead forums complaining about the lack of action, or that there's too much talking, or that the show is "slow" or seems like a drama and not like a "real" horror show full of gory action. Good zombie fiction IS drama (horror-drama,but still..).

Now, commence with the whining and defending your position that the show sucks because there's not enough people calling zombies "zed" and forming plans to fight them and take back the world.
 
2012-10-13 06:24:51 PM

Time Traveling Bunnies: As long as Herschel has his konami/unlimited ammo code on it doesn't matter where Carl is.

Show and thread needs more Maggie


Darryl, Glen and Maggie need to leave the rest of the group and make their own show. They could travel across the country looking for the last Twinkie.
 
2012-10-13 06:33:08 PM

Staying on that fricking farm forever turned that show into:

www.writerswrite.com 
 
2012-10-13 06:38:46 PM

Vacation Bible School: Time Traveling Bunnies: As long as Herschel has his konami/unlimited ammo code on it doesn't matter where Carl is.

Show and thread needs more Maggie

Darryl, Glen and Maggie need to leave the rest of the group and make their own show. They could travel across the country looking for the last Twinkie.


I would watch that show forever. A zombie show that merges zombie universes would be AWESOME
 
2012-10-13 06:39:51 PM

ZeroCorpse: Now, before the show starts tomorrow, I want all the new zombie fans to understand something: This show is not going to get any more "zombie kill-a-thon" than it already is (which is "not at all") because Kirkman knows how to write a decent zombie story, and doesn't fall back on survival porn like Brooks, or gore-porn like so many other zombie filmmakers. The Walking Dead, like any good zombie story, is about the living people and how they relate to each other during the end of the world; It's not about zombie kills, making the perfect survival plan, stocking up on guns, or "winning" against the zombies. There is no "winning" -- They're the environmental condition, not the enemy. They're the backdrop, not the antagonist.

Kirkman gets this. If he has ANY control over the show, he will continue to deliver this sort of decent story, and he will avoid turning the show into a cheap zombie survival kill-a-thon.

If you're the impatient type that needs zombies to be the enemy and the story to be about waging war against them in the ultimate libertarian fantasy, then you're better off waiting for World War Z, the movie, to be released, or watching the Syfy "2012 Zombie Apocalypse" movies, because The Walking Dead will likely never deliver on that front.

So I don't want to see you guys hanging out in Walking Dead forums complaining about the lack of action, or that there's too much talking, or that the show is "slow" or seems like a drama and not like a "real" horror show full of gory action. Good zombie fiction IS drama (horror-drama,but still..).

Now, commence with the whining and defending your position that the show sucks because there's not enough people calling zombies "zed" and forming plans to fight them and take back the world.


How's the book coming?
 
2012-10-13 06:46:36 PM

Gunny Highway: ZeroCorpse: Now, before the show starts tomorrow, I want all the new zombie fans to understand something: This show is not going to get any more "zombie kill-a-thon" than it already is (which is "not at all") because Kirkman knows how to write a decent zombie story, and doesn't fall back on survival porn like Brooks, or gore-porn like so many other zombie filmmakers. The Walking Dead, like any good zombie story, is about the living people and how they relate to each other during the end of the world; It's not about zombie kills, making the perfect survival plan, stocking up on guns, or "winning" against the zombies. There is no "winning" -- They're the environmental condition, not the enemy. They're the backdrop, not the antagonist.

Kirkman gets this. If he has ANY control over the show, he will continue to deliver this sort of decent story, and he will avoid turning the show into a cheap zombie survival kill-a-thon.

If you're the impatient type that needs zombies to be the enemy and the story to be about waging war against them in the ultimate libertarian fantasy, then you're better off waiting for World War Z, the movie, to be released, or watching the Syfy "2012 Zombie Apocalypse" movies, because The Walking Dead will likely never deliver on that front.

So I don't want to see you guys hanging out in Walking Dead forums complaining about the lack of action, or that there's too much talking, or that the show is "slow" or seems like a drama and not like a "real" horror show full of gory action. Good zombie fiction IS drama (horror-drama,but still..).

Now, commence with the whining and defending your position that the show sucks because there's not enough people calling zombies "zed" and forming plans to fight them and take back the world.

How's the book coming?


I might get more royalties writing here than I do in my actual writing career..!

I'm sorry. I'll reformat the post for the FARK audience:

HURRRR WHARS CARL?!?! HURRRRRRR.
 
2012-10-13 06:52:38 PM

ZeroCorpse: I might get more royalties writing here than I do in my actual writing career..!


Haha. I will continue to quote you then.
 
2012-10-13 07:09:26 PM
There is a Walking Dead marathon on right now...and they're showing interviews with the actors.

Every time they interview Andrew Lincoln, I can't help but think to myself, "Why is he affecting that horrible British accent?"
 
2012-10-13 07:37:04 PM
The fark discussion threads were more entertaining than the show itself last season. My favorite being T-Dog with a rocket launcher jumping over buildings, while Lori poisoned the food supply with her stupid pills.
 
2012-10-13 08:18:21 PM
I can haz on dishnetwork?
 
2012-10-13 08:46:55 PM
Ah, another Walking Dead thread. Well, I guess it's time to finally try to get people to realize that good zombie horror is about...

ZeroCorpse: Now, before the show starts tomorrow, I want all the new zombie fans to understand something: This show is not going to get any more "zombie kill-a-thon" than it already is (which is "not at all") because Kirkman knows how to write a decent zombie story, and doesn't fall back on survival porn like Brooks, or gore-porn like so many other zombie filmmakers. The Walking Dead, like any good zombie story, is about the living people and how they relate to each other during the end of the world; It's not about zombie kills, making the perfect survival plan, stocking up on guns, or "winning" against the zombies. There is no "winning" -- They're the environmental condition, not the enemy. They're the backdrop, not the antagonist.

Kirkman gets this. If he has ANY control over the show, he will continue to deliver this sort of decent story, and he will avoid turning the show into a cheap zombie survival kill-a-thon.

If you're the impatient type that needs zombies to be the enemy and the story to be about waging war against them in the ultimate libertarian fantasy, then you're better off waiting for World War Z, the movie, to be released, or watching the Syfy "2012 Zombie Apocalypse" movies, because The Walking Dead will likely never deliver on that front.

So I don't want to see you guys hanging out in Walking Dead forums complaining about the lack of action, or that there's too much talking, or that the show is "slow" or seems like a drama and not like a "real" horror show full of gory action. Good zombie fiction IS drama (horror-drama,but still..).

Now, commence with the whining and defending your position that the show sucks because there's not enough people calling zombies "zed" and forming plans to fight them and take back the world.


Huh. Well, nevermind. It's been covered.
 
2012-10-13 08:47:10 PM

flamingboar: The fark discussion threads were more entertaining than the show itself last season. My favorite being T-Dog with a rocket launcher jumping over buildings, while Lori poisoned the food supply with her stupid pills.


No kidding.

"What you been up to, T-Dog? Haven't seen you around."
"Aw, nuthin' much."

*flashback to T-Dog single handedly destroying hundreds of zombies with elaborate traps and ninja moves*
 
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