JackieRabbit: McDonald's ad executive says the company doesn't offer their McRib all year... because their customers associate it with Christmas Dog Shiat porcine bukkake.FTFY
NobleHam: I'd say it's more to give people time to forget what a huge mistake buying their last McRib was.
stiletto_the_wise: Why the fark would anyone put something like that into their body? It's pretty much pure salt and pig parts, mixed with a chemistry lab full of chemicals, including a bleaching agent used to make gym mats. Nothing even close to a "rib" from any animal.
stiletto_the_wise: Why the fark would anyone put something like that into their body? It's pretty much pure salt and pig parts, mixed with a chemistry lab full of chemicals, including a bleaching agent used to make gym mats.
gadian: Yeah, well, I associate those plastic happy meal buckets with Halloween, but damned if I've seen a Halloween themed one in a while. WTF? They used to glow in the dark and shiat. Of course kids don't trick-or-treat anymore, so maybe they don't need a handy candy pail.
MAYORBOB: Have these so-called marketing experts lost their mojo? I can think of a few other seasonal or special offerings:McGefilte Fish Sandwich -- HannukahMcSauerkraut Sandwich -- OktoberfestMcRefried Bean Burger -- Cinco de MayoMcLutefisk Sandwich -- Leif Ericson DayMcCamel Burger -- RamadanMcHaggis Burger -- Just in time for the Scottish GamesMcTurducken Sandwich -- Drenched in special sauce for ThanksgivingMcAss Burger -- Year round for all the Tea Partiers
TsukasaK: cheap, tasty food
TsukasaK: FOOD SNOB THREADbecause you're better than those plebians who enjoy cheap, tasty food
Louisiana_Sitar_Club: I don't care what's in it. I don't care if it gives me emphysema and makes me sprout boobs and antlers. I will have my McRibs while the last and I will savor every last bite. I will cry the day they are gone and rejoice the day they return. The McRib is my love, my heart, my everything.
BATMANATEE: TsukasaK: FOOD SNOB THREADbecause you're better than those plebians who enjoy cheap, tasty foodI enjoy tasty cheap food, but we're talking about the McRib.
BitwiseShift: If you associate ribs with Christmas, what body part do you associate with Easter?I find it curious that northerners call anything that is cooked outdoors barbecue like "We're having a charity barbecue: there'll be hamburgers and hotdogs."In that case, I could imagine BBQ ribs being associated with just about anything.
dendawg: McRibs are available all year...just gotta know where to look.[i.imgur.com image 362x282]
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