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(Some Guy)   Letter to the editor. Stop all this gayness. Or ducks will take over the world   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, religious education, gays and lesbians  
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7480 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Oct 2012 at 12:57 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-13 01:02:53 PM  
6 votes:
Wait, "We should learn from history and stop copying ancient behavior"? You mean like worshiping stone-age sky-faeries whose evidence for existence is fables written down by scribes on papyrus using reeds?
2012-10-13 01:27:33 PM  
3 votes:
Troll-like posting detected:

1) States evolution as a reason to avoid homosexual behavior in first three paragraphs
2) States disbelief in evolution in fourth and final paragraph
3) Uses one of the least likely species positioned to "take over the world" as an example of our future competition
4) Adds "homeschooled" for no apparent reason at the end of letter

Pretty sure this is just somebody trying to be clever.
2012-10-13 09:20:14 AM  
3 votes:
I'd really like to think that Jasmin is trolling, in which case it's not a bad job.
2012-10-13 03:58:41 PM  
1 vote:

Gleemax: Okay, I want to weigh in on the homeschooler thing.

It really depends on the parents. I've met crazy fundie homeschool parents whose children were unbelievably ill-informed, and I've met parents who turned their entire basement into a school room (complete with chalkboard and desks) whose children were not only better informed than most adults, but had more reasoned opinions and better manners than their peers. And then there's everything in between.
2012-10-13 02:52:38 PM  
1 vote:

mbillips: The Romans didn't condone homosexuality (sure, they practiced it on the down low, just like fun die preachers). The Attican Greeks tolerated, and in some circles celebrated, teh gheigh, but the pre-Christian Romans frowned on it greatly.

That's an oversimplification. Romans didn't have a concept of homosexuality the way we do, but only of sexual roles. For a man, to be in the "womanly" role is dishonorable. However, they would view being the penetrative partner as completely "masculine" if not more so than previously for "forcing the other man to submit."
2012-10-13 02:11:57 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-13 01:26:30 PM  
1 vote:
Come on people... this isn't real. It's someone making fun of homeschoolers.
2012-10-13 01:20:24 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-13 01:17:50 PM  
1 vote:"There goes that little mallard, raping that dead mallard. In his dead ass. In a dance as old as time."
2012-10-13 01:14:06 PM  
1 vote:
Well, the ducks already seem to have us beat in the genital arms race, anti-rape secretions and all: - and-corkscrew-vaginas-the-sexual-battles/

Cut and paste the link yerself cuz it's NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

(also remove the spaces or it won't work)
2012-10-13 01:12:01 PM  
1 vote:
Ah, this would be the "homeschooled to protect them against that filthy edumacation" homeschooled.
2012-10-13 01:03:10 PM  
1 vote:

MFAWG: Honestly, what the fark is going to happen to these kids when they have to go out and function in the reality based universe?

They become senators.
2012-10-13 01:00:08 PM  
1 vote:
Seems like what I would expect of homeschooled logic.
2012-10-13 12:59:40 PM  
1 vote:

Methadone Girls: I was expecting the author to be older for some reason.

At least the kid will grow out of such nonsense. Elderly wingnuts will take it to their grave.
2012-10-13 12:29:12 PM  
1 vote:
Did someone order a large bowl of Poe Slaw?
2012-10-13 09:28:48 AM  
1 vote:
Homeschooled, huh?
2012-10-13 08:21:11 AM  
1 vote:
Looks like the kid hasn't seen too many ducks in his life.
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