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(Some Guy)   Letter to the editor. Stop all this gayness. Or ducks will take over the world   (bipolarbear.co.nz) divider line 95
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2012-10-13 08:21:11 AM  
Looks like the kid hasn't seen too many ducks in his life.
 
2012-10-13 09:20:14 AM  
I'd really like to think that Jasmin is trolling, in which case it's not a bad job.
 
2012-10-13 09:28:48 AM  
Homeschooled, huh?
 
2012-10-13 12:29:12 PM  
Did someone order a large bowl of Poe Slaw?
 
2012-10-13 12:31:55 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-13 12:51:43 PM  
I was expecting the author to be older for some reason.
 
2012-10-13 12:59:40 PM  

Methadone Girls: I was expecting the author to be older for some reason.


At least the kid will grow out of such nonsense. Elderly wingnuts will take it to their grave.
 
2012-10-13 01:00:08 PM  
Seems like what I would expect of homeschooled logic.
 
2012-10-13 01:01:27 PM  
Honestly, what the fark is going to happen to these kids when they have to go out and function in the reality based universe?
 
2012-10-13 01:02:30 PM  
That feng shui line had me rolling around laughing.
 
2012-10-13 01:02:53 PM  
Wait, "We should learn from history and stop copying ancient behavior"? You mean like worshiping stone-age sky-faeries whose evidence for existence is fables written down by scribes on papyrus using reeds?
 
2012-10-13 01:03:10 PM  

MFAWG: Honestly, what the fark is going to happen to these kids when they have to go out and function in the reality based universe?


They become senators.
 
2012-10-13 01:04:49 PM  
I, for one, welcome our new Mallard overlords!
 
2012-10-13 01:05:13 PM  

WorldCitizen: Seems like what I would expect of homeschooled logic.


I would guess homeschooled by ultra-conservative christians steeped heavily in DUCKLOGIC.

What floats on water?
 
2012-10-13 01:06:02 PM  
What the hell is it with crazy righties, even children, and their obsession with gay ducks?

Also, Sex with Ducks.

/I own gay senior citizen cockatiels, none of the hetero mated pairs give them grief.
//We obviously haven't 'evolved' to the cockatiel level yet.
///Also, you are all pretty birds. Thomas and Harry said so.
 
2012-10-13 01:08:06 PM  
Wow looks like her stringent homeschool education hasn't covered logic, reasoning, the meaning of fallacy, correlation vs. causation, or numerous other higher thought processes which a 14y/o kid should have been exposed to already. Wow, there's a surprise.
 
2012-10-13 01:09:45 PM  
Funnily enough, "pato" in Spanish means duck, but is also slang for a gay guy.
 
2012-10-13 01:10:01 PM  
 
2012-10-13 01:10:42 PM  
I always suspected Mallard Fillmore was deep in the closet.
 
2012-10-13 01:12:01 PM  
Ah, this would be the "homeschooled to protect them against that filthy edumacation" homeschooled.
 
2012-10-13 01:12:05 PM  
Oh Jasmin H, age 14, homeschooled of Scargill, you quack me up.
 
2012-10-13 01:13:14 PM  
My bird occasionally tries to have sex with a block of wood. I'd give it a try but I'm afraid that it might be something like crossing the streams.
 
2012-10-13 01:14:06 PM  
Well, the ducks already seem to have us beat in the genital arms race, anti-rape secretions and all:

http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/12/22/ballistic-penises - and-corkscrew-vaginas-the-sexual-battles/

Cut and paste the link yerself cuz it's NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

(also remove the spaces or it won't work)
 
2012-10-13 01:14:07 PM  

tomWright: Wait, "We should learn from history and stop copying ancient behavior"? You mean like worshiping stone-age sky-faeries whose evidence for existence is fables written down by scribes on papyrus using reeds?


But, but... that's JESUS! Totally different, see? Cause that's in the Bible. Duuuuh!
 
2012-10-13 01:15:29 PM  
Is that what happened on the home planet of Howard the duck?
 
2012-10-13 01:16:05 PM  
 
2012-10-13 01:16:41 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Homeschooled, huh?


Came here to say this. Stupidity like this is only passed down when fundies have complete control over what their crotch droppings learn. Funny enough, for a religion which preaches about "Free Will" and the superiority of man due to the way we are able to think and believe things on faith, they sure go out of the way to ensure we act like the drones of social insect species.
 
2012-10-13 01:17:23 PM  

St_Francis_P: I'd really like to think that Jasmin is trolling, in which case it's not a bad job.


"The ducks will get you in the end"? Come on, that HAS to be trolling. Doesn't it? DOESN'T IT?

/weeps
 
2012-10-13 01:17:50 PM  
static.guim.co.uk:"There goes that little mallard, raping that dead mallard. In his dead ass. In a dance as old as time."
 
2012-10-13 01:18:10 PM  

buckler: Jasmin? Something for you, sweetie.

And here's something special!


Like her parents would allow her to read such filth! It might corrupt her little soul. And inflict the ghey upon her.
 
2012-10-13 01:18:24 PM  
bipolarbear.co.nz

that is all
 
2012-10-13 01:20:24 PM  
 
2012-10-13 01:20:31 PM  
I keep telling you people, we have to stop the ducks. Everyone who joins me in going after the little rape machines will get a free comically oversized mallet and boots specially designed to be resistant to duck guts.

/I really don't see any connection to ducks and gays tho.
//Did anyone tell Jasmin her scientific approach to evolution is, ahem, quackery?
 
2012-10-13 01:21:47 PM  
It's also because the damn evil ducks. It's god's plan.

/Geeze finding just the clip of "The Tyranny of Ducks" is impossible.
 
2012-10-13 01:23:46 PM  
The room is spinning.... cause of gay.
 
2012-10-13 01:26:30 PM  
Come on people... this isn't real. It's someone making fun of homeschoolers.
 
2012-10-13 01:27:33 PM  
Troll-like posting detected:

1) States evolution as a reason to avoid homosexual behavior in first three paragraphs
2) States disbelief in evolution in fourth and final paragraph
3) Uses one of the least likely species positioned to "take over the world" as an example of our future competition
4) Adds "homeschooled" for no apparent reason at the end of letter

Pretty sure this is just somebody trying to be clever.
 
2012-10-13 01:29:35 PM  
Shenanigans.
 
2012-10-13 01:38:51 PM  
Ducks are rapists. Even the gay ones.
 
2012-10-13 01:53:47 PM  

MFAWG: Honestly, what the fark is going to happen to these kids when they have to go out and function in the reality based universe?


Well, Space Nutters seem to do fine until you mention space, so I guess it's possible.
 
2012-10-13 01:59:07 PM  

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 495x540]


cf.broadsheet.ie
 
2012-10-13 01:59:44 PM  

Methadone Girls: I was expecting the author to be older for some reason.


Reminds me of this girl...

/she's also home-schooled, incidentally...
 
2012-10-13 02:00:25 PM  

LewDux: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]:"There goes that little mallard, raping that dead mallard. In his dead ass. In a dance as old as time."


I read that in his voice. Dammit. Titty sprinkles.
 
2012-10-13 02:02:00 PM  

zekeburger: LewDux: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]:"There goes that little mallard, raping that dead mallard. In his dead ass. In a dance as old as time."

I read that in his voice. Dammit. Titty sprinkles.


I read it aloud in his voice. It was perfect.
 
2012-10-13 02:08:34 PM  
Ducks aren't evil! They are tasty!

/Hmmm, roasted duck...
 
2012-10-13 02:11:57 PM  
www.newnownext.com
 
2012-10-13 02:14:43 PM  

The Martian Manhandler: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 495x540]

[cf.broadsheet.ie image 425x463]


i105.photobucket.com

Awesome!
 
2012-10-13 02:25:45 PM  

Deedeemarz: Wow looks like her stringent homeschool education hasn't covered logic, reasoning, the meaning of fallacy, correlation vs. causation, or numerous other higher thought processes which a 14y/o kid should have been exposed to already. Wow, there's a surprise.


I want to know where you went to middle school, because they sure as he11 didn't cover any of that here in California.
 
2012-10-13 02:28:32 PM  
The Romans didn't condone homosexuality (sure, they practiced it on the down low, just like fun die preachers). The Attican Greeks tolerated, and in some circles celebrated, teh gheigh, but the pre-Christian Romans frowned on it greatly.

Hard to believe that a home-church-schooled kid would get that wrong, I know.
 
2012-10-13 02:28:59 PM  

Khazar-Khum: Deedeemarz: Wow looks like her stringent homeschool education hasn't covered logic, reasoning, the meaning of fallacy, correlation vs. causation, or numerous other higher thought processes which a 14y/o kid should have been exposed to already. Wow, there's a surprise.

I want to know where you went to middle school, because they sure as he11 didn't cover any of that here in California.


When I was working with kids, I had a few 5th-graders who attended a local charter school where Critical Thinking was a required course, and covered a lot of that.
 
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