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(Chicago Trib)   Biologist who helped clone Dolly the Sheep dies. No word on when his own clone will surface   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 12
    More: Sad, Dolly Parton, Keith Campbell, University of Nottingham, Roslin Institute, lung disease  
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2012-10-13 12:18:36 PM
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2012-10-13 12:20:50 PM
(to the tune of AC/CD - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap)

If you're havin trouble with you barnyard friends
Youve got a thing for ewes
Been countin sheep but you're not in bed
Heres what you gotta do:
Get out the barn stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don't ring 976-BAAA
That kind of loves a crime! Hey,
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps braggin bout her night and day
Someone should tell him, No,
Look at the flock they're all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece Give them some peace.
Don't be a barn door man! No.
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Velcro gloves Knee pads Late-night dates
Done with sheep!
Warning signs Electric fences High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Don't tell em what Ive done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!
 
2012-10-13 12:22:55 PM
I'm sure he's got four more.
 
2012-10-13 12:57:20 PM
Maybe it was the clone who died, and the original biologist is in hiding awaiting a life insurance settlement.
 
2012-10-13 01:19:33 PM
Better head over to the Baskerville research installation and have a look around.
 
2012-10-13 01:38:40 PM
I hope someone puts "Too Little Too Late" on his tombstone. R.I.P. clone-y man.
 
2012-10-13 01:48:35 PM
Cloned sheep? Just imagine a whole flock of sheep that all look alike.

/Onion
 
2012-10-13 01:59:50 PM
Shoulda worked on life extension instead, I guess.
 
2012-10-13 02:02:43 PM
Remember that time when Riker gave himself an abortion?
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2012-10-13 02:21:58 PM
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Mini Me?
 
2012-10-13 04:57:33 PM
You guys aren't trying very hard are you?
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2012-10-13 07:54:09 PM
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