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(Daily Mail)   Woah, who knew they left Goldie Hawn in the water so long before they rescued her   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 39
    More: Scary, Goldie Hawn, Malin Akerman, Kurt Russell, BBC Films, human beings, Jason Sudeikis, sports bras, Desert Island Discs  
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2012-10-13 01:09:13 PM  
8 votes:
She aged like a normal human being. I appreciate that.
2012-10-13 01:06:02 PM  
7 votes:
Now imagine how bad she'd look now if she'd had multiple plastic surgeries trying to stall this.
2012-10-13 01:21:40 PM  
6 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

When 67 years you reach, look this good you will not.
2012-10-13 02:06:43 PM  
4 votes:

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: AcneVulgaris:

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When 67 years you reach, look this good you will not.


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72 years old:

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(this picture was taken October 23, 2010... not bad for being 70 years old at the time... not bad at all)


but she's wearing makeup. goldie hawn isn't wearing makeup in her pic, so she actually looks her age. comparing her to some other woman wearing makeup for some big public event is kind of missing the point.
2012-10-13 05:55:13 PM  
3 votes:
Big deal, she's damned near 70. She has a pretty fit body for a person of that age.
2012-10-13 02:21:06 PM  
3 votes:
Stay out of the damn sun! It won't make you look any better now but it will make you gross when you get older.
2012-10-13 01:33:18 PM  
3 votes:
Jesus, are we now expecting near seventy year olds to look like thirty-five year olds?
2012-10-13 01:29:01 PM  
3 votes:
Is subby an ass or does he just follow the pervasive FARK belief that no one ever ages?


/And if they do, they deserve ridicule.
2012-10-13 10:59:32 AM  
3 votes:
That's rough looking even for 67. Looks like years of excessive exposure to the sun have taken their toll.
2012-10-13 01:42:08 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-13 01:15:16 PM  
2 votes:
As if women needed more incentive to not smoke cigs, but there ya go!
2012-10-13 01:14:55 PM  
2 votes:
Reminds me of the final scene of Death Becomes Her.
2012-10-13 09:40:13 PM  
1 votes:
And that kids, is why you should always wear sunscreen.

Sun damage aside, she looks great for her age and I'm glad she's not botoxed to hell.
2012-10-13 06:31:26 PM  
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: The My Little Pony Killer: Now imagine how bad she'd look now if she'd had multiple plastic surgeries trying to stall this.

That. Put some inflated silicone lips on her. There, isn't that better?


Better yet, stretch it out a bit and then have the wrinkles come in anyway. I still don't understand why people think that's a good idea.

Guntram Shatterhand: For someone near 70, she's not that bad looking.


She really isn't at all.
2012-10-13 06:06:26 PM  
1 votes:

katerbug72: Big deal, she's damned near 70. She has a pretty fit body for a person of that age.


I was about to post a picture of the Space Shuttle, but I believe I may be in the wrong thread, not quite sure though.
2012-10-13 05:01:50 PM  
1 votes:
Meh, she has not aged very well, too much sun and who knows what else. I always thought she had a unique, cute face, not exactly beautiful. She look comfortable as herself though.
2012-10-13 04:45:49 PM  
1 votes:
imageshack.us


You can see how much her face has been pulled by this side picture. Totally unnatural.

Still looks pretty good for being old.
2012-10-13 04:23:37 PM  
1 votes:

Strongbeerrules: Reminds me of the final scene of Death Becomes Her.


Yep.
2012-10-13 04:17:36 PM  
1 votes:
Hollywood Makup Secrets...

www.nakka-rocketry.net
kab
2012-10-13 03:05:09 PM  
1 votes:

bill4935: Is subby an ass or does he just follow the pervasive FARK belief that no one ever ages?


Wait till they hear that makeup and photo manipulation do wonders for someone's appearance.
2012-10-13 02:45:43 PM  
1 votes:
Back in the day, Goldie Hawn caused almost world-wide kitten extinction.
2012-10-13 02:15:53 PM  
1 votes:
To be fair, she hasn't been all that great looking for a few years now but yes, that is a ROUGH looking 67.
2012-10-13 02:15:16 PM  
1 votes:
We get it, she's gross looking

But so are so many 67 year olds
2012-10-13 02:07:52 PM  
1 votes:

AcneVulgaris: When 67 years you reach, look this good you will not.


Uhh, my future step-mom is 70 and easily has her beat. Without the professional chef, perofessional trainer, professional make-up artist on speed dial. My mom wasn't too shabby either at 65, but, is slightly more dead right now.
2012-10-13 02:07:01 PM  
1 votes:
Shocker.. The Daily Fail picking out flaws in women.. They never do this!
2012-10-13 01:56:03 PM  
1 votes:
Got a way to go yet.

i253.photobucket.com
2012-10-13 01:50:43 PM  
1 votes:
AcneVulgaris:

i.dailymail.co.uk

When 67 years you reach, look this good you will not.


t2.gstatic.com


72 years old:

www.starscolor.com

www4.pictures.zimbio.com

(this picture was taken October 23, 2010... not bad for being 70 years old at the time... not bad at all)
2012-10-13 01:44:09 PM  
1 votes:

MorePeasPlease: Jesus, are we now expecting near seventy year olds to look like thirty-five year olds?


This is Fark, so the answer to your question is YES!
2012-10-13 01:43:04 PM  
1 votes:
She was in a movie that no one saw called "Deceived" and it was really good

/she looks great for 67
//I would guess subby is under 20 but then that wouldn't explain the "Overboard" reference
2012-10-13 01:41:56 PM  
1 votes:
I have no idea who subby actually is, but still I wonder -- wouldn't it be wonderful if you could get your BA in English taken away for spelling "Whoa" wrong??
2012-10-13 01:28:28 PM  
1 votes:
^ would still hit it
2012-10-13 01:27:21 PM  
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Now imagine how bad she'd look now if she'd had multiple plastic surgeries trying to stall this.


That. Put some inflated silicone lips on her. There, isn't that better?
2012-10-13 01:23:14 PM  
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Now imagine how bad she'd look now if she'd had multiple plastic surgeries trying to stall this.


NonSequiturl: She aged like a normal human being. I appreciate that.


For someone near 70, she's not that bad looking. She's not like when she was young, but that's life.

I imagine if she was smiling, it would be better as it just looks like she's irritated.
2012-10-13 01:13:49 PM  
1 votes:
Isn't she the one that guzzles pounds of hormone pills in a futile effort to deny entropy? Or is that the other aging blonde actress who isn't get work anymore?
2012-10-13 12:52:08 PM  
1 votes:

AlwaysRightBoy: Sock it to me? !!!

/It was mandatory to watch "Laugh In" at my house when I was growing up


Same.
2012-10-13 12:37:04 PM  
1 votes:
God it sucks getting old... :(
2012-10-13 12:23:48 PM  
1 votes:
The Walking Dead: Goldie edition
2012-10-13 11:53:14 AM  
1 votes:
Sock it to me? !!!

/It was mandatory to watch "Laugh In" at my house when I was growing up
2012-10-13 09:19:50 AM  
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

Loved her in Pumpkinhead!
 
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