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(Daily Mail)   Woah, who knew they left Goldie Hawn in the water so long before they rescued her   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 79
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2012-10-13 09:19:50 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Loved her in Pumpkinhead!
 
2012-10-13 09:43:14 AM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
2012-10-13 10:56:08 AM
Holy shiat.
 
2012-10-13 10:59:32 AM
That's rough looking even for 67. Looks like years of excessive exposure to the sun have taken their toll.
 
2012-10-13 11:53:14 AM
Sock it to me? !!!

/It was mandatory to watch "Laugh In" at my house when I was growing up
 
2012-10-13 12:23:48 PM
The Walking Dead: Goldie edition
 
2012-10-13 12:37:04 PM
God it sucks getting old... :(
 
2012-10-13 12:52:08 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: Sock it to me? !!!

/It was mandatory to watch "Laugh In" at my house when I was growing up


Same.
 
2012-10-13 01:06:02 PM
Now imagine how bad she'd look now if she'd had multiple plastic surgeries trying to stall this.
 
2012-10-13 01:09:13 PM
She aged like a normal human being. I appreciate that.
 
2012-10-13 01:13:49 PM
Isn't she the one that guzzles pounds of hormone pills in a futile effort to deny entropy? Or is that the other aging blonde actress who isn't get work anymore?
 
2012-10-13 01:14:55 PM
Reminds me of the final scene of Death Becomes Her.
 
2012-10-13 01:15:16 PM
As if women needed more incentive to not smoke cigs, but there ya go!
 
2012-10-13 01:21:40 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

When 67 years you reach, look this good you will not.
 
2012-10-13 01:23:14 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Now imagine how bad she'd look now if she'd had multiple plastic surgeries trying to stall this.


NonSequiturl: She aged like a normal human being. I appreciate that.


For someone near 70, she's not that bad looking. She's not like when she was young, but that's life.

I imagine if she was smiling, it would be better as it just looks like she's irritated.
 
2012-10-13 01:27:21 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Now imagine how bad she'd look now if she'd had multiple plastic surgeries trying to stall this.


That. Put some inflated silicone lips on her. There, isn't that better?
 
2012-10-13 01:28:28 PM
^ would still hit it
 
2012-10-13 01:29:01 PM
Is subby an ass or does he just follow the pervasive FARK belief that no one ever ages?


/And if they do, they deserve ridicule.
 
2012-10-13 01:32:03 PM
She looks like the Muppet that took out her eye in The Dark Crystal.
 
2012-10-13 01:33:18 PM
Jesus, are we now expecting near seventy year olds to look like thirty-five year olds?
 
2012-10-13 01:41:56 PM
I have no idea who subby actually is, but still I wonder -- wouldn't it be wonderful if you could get your BA in English taken away for spelling "Whoa" wrong??
 
2012-10-13 01:42:08 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-13 01:43:04 PM
She was in a movie that no one saw called "Deceived" and it was really good

/she looks great for 67
//I would guess subby is under 20 but then that wouldn't explain the "Overboard" reference
 
2012-10-13 01:44:09 PM

MorePeasPlease: Jesus, are we now expecting near seventy year olds to look like thirty-five year olds?


This is Fark, so the answer to your question is YES!
 
2012-10-13 01:50:43 PM
AcneVulgaris:

i.dailymail.co.uk

When 67 years you reach, look this good you will not.


t2.gstatic.com


72 years old:

www.starscolor.com

www4.pictures.zimbio.com

(this picture was taken October 23, 2010... not bad for being 70 years old at the time... not bad at all)
 
2012-10-13 01:52:31 PM

St_Francis_P: That's rough looking even for 67. Looks like years of excessive exposure to the sun have taken their toll.


Haven't spent much time around old ladies, eh?
 
2012-10-13 01:56:03 PM
Got a way to go yet.

i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-13 02:03:48 PM
Woah, who knew they left Goldie Hawn in the water so long before they rescued her

Shaka, when the walls fell

/your turn
//doesn't remember the 'Woah' line from that episode
 
2012-10-13 02:06:33 PM
How dare this woman not look the way I expect someone of her status/position should look! Just who the fark does she think she is?

/aging sucks, it affects us all to varying degrees.

phaseolus: I have no idea who subby actually is, but still I wonder -- wouldn't it be wonderful if you could get your BA in English taken away for spelling "Whoa" wrong??


I kept trying to figure out who Woah was. Sounded biblical, but I only recall a Noah.
 
2012-10-13 02:06:43 PM

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: AcneVulgaris:

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When 67 years you reach, look this good you will not.


[t2.gstatic.com image 240x200]


72 years old:

[www.starscolor.com image 220x287]

[www4.pictures.zimbio.com image 462x594]

(this picture was taken October 23, 2010... not bad for being 70 years old at the time... not bad at all)


but she's wearing makeup. goldie hawn isn't wearing makeup in her pic, so she actually looks her age. comparing her to some other woman wearing makeup for some big public event is kind of missing the point.
 
2012-10-13 02:07:01 PM
Shocker.. The Daily Fail picking out flaws in women.. They never do this!
 
2012-10-13 02:07:52 PM

AcneVulgaris: When 67 years you reach, look this good you will not.


Uhh, my future step-mom is 70 and easily has her beat. Without the professional chef, perofessional trainer, professional make-up artist on speed dial. My mom wasn't too shabby either at 65, but, is slightly more dead right now.
 
2012-10-13 02:15:16 PM
We get it, she's gross looking

But so are so many 67 year olds
 
2012-10-13 02:15:33 PM

enderthexenocide: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: AcneVulgaris:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x619]

When 67 years you reach, look this good you will not.


[t2.gstatic.com image 240x200]


72 years old:

[www.starscolor.com image 220x287]

[www4.pictures.zimbio.com image 462x594]

(this picture was taken October 23, 2010... not bad for being 70 years old at the time... not bad at all)

but she's wearing makeup. goldie hawn isn't wearing makeup in her pic, so she actually looks her age. comparing her to some other woman wearing makeup for some big public event is kind of missing the point.


Fair enough. You stick with Goldie and I'll stick with Raquel. :)

punchpin.com

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2012-10-13 02:15:53 PM
To be fair, she hasn't been all that great looking for a few years now but yes, that is a ROUGH looking 67.
 
2012-10-13 02:17:43 PM

enderthexenocide: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: AcneVulgaris:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x619]

When 67 years you reach, look this good you will not.


[t2.gstatic.com image 240x200]


72 years old:

[www.starscolor.com image 220x287]

[www4.pictures.zimbio.com image 462x594]

(this picture was taken October 23, 2010... not bad for being 70 years old at the time... not bad at all)

but she's wearing makeup. goldie hawn isn't wearing makeup in her pic, so she actually looks her age. comparing her to some other woman wearing makeup for some big public event is kind of missing the point.


cdn.blogs.sheknows.com

/did I miss the point now? :)
 
2012-10-13 02:20:15 PM

awfulperson:


Still hot for an Orion slave chick
 
2012-10-13 02:21:06 PM
Stay out of the damn sun! It won't make you look any better now but it will make you gross when you get older.
 
2012-10-13 02:29:14 PM
time for Kurt to move on
 
2012-10-13 02:37:59 PM

unyon: AlwaysRightBoy: Sock it to me? !!!

/It was mandatory to watch "Laugh In" at my house when I was growing up

Same.


We had to watch Hee Haw.
 
2012-10-13 02:45:43 PM
Back in the day, Goldie Hawn caused almost world-wide kitten extinction.
 
kab
2012-10-13 03:05:09 PM

bill4935: Is subby an ass or does he just follow the pervasive FARK belief that no one ever ages?


Wait till they hear that makeup and photo manipulation do wonders for someone's appearance.
 
2012-10-13 03:53:32 PM

Arthur Jumbles: Stay out of the damn sun! It won't make you look any better now but it will make you gross when you get older.


This goes double for blondes and redheads!

I've got aunties that look like leather bags now.

But on the other hand, going sailing is so much fun, who gives a crap if you look like a Louis Vuitton purse decades later.
 
2012-10-13 04:16:47 PM
What's the back of her head look like? 'Cause that's the only part I'll be looking at.
 
2012-10-13 04:17:36 PM
Hollywood Makup Secrets...

www.nakka-rocketry.net
 
2012-10-13 04:23:37 PM

Strongbeerrules: Reminds me of the final scene of Death Becomes Her.


Yep.
 
2012-10-13 04:37:48 PM

bill4935

Is subby an ass or does he just follow the pervasive FARK belief that no one ever ages?


/And if they do, they deserve ridicule.

You assume it is only one of the two?
 
2012-10-13 04:45:49 PM
imageshack.us


You can see how much her face has been pulled by this side picture. Totally unnatural.

Still looks pretty good for being old.
 
2012-10-13 05:01:50 PM
Meh, she has not aged very well, too much sun and who knows what else. I always thought she had a unique, cute face, not exactly beautiful. She look comfortable as herself though.
 
2012-10-13 05:34:31 PM

whither_apophis: awfulperson:

Still hot for an Orion slave chick


I was actually going for Yoda. :)
 
2012-10-13 05:55:13 PM
Big deal, she's damned near 70. She has a pretty fit body for a person of that age.
 
2012-10-13 06:06:26 PM

katerbug72: Big deal, she's damned near 70. She has a pretty fit body for a person of that age.


I was about to post a picture of the Space Shuttle, but I believe I may be in the wrong thread, not quite sure though.
 
2012-10-13 06:31:26 PM

cryinoutloud: The My Little Pony Killer: Now imagine how bad she'd look now if she'd had multiple plastic surgeries trying to stall this.

That. Put some inflated silicone lips on her. There, isn't that better?


Better yet, stretch it out a bit and then have the wrinkles come in anyway. I still don't understand why people think that's a good idea.

Guntram Shatterhand: For someone near 70, she's not that bad looking.


She really isn't at all.
 
2012-10-13 06:32:15 PM

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: (this picture was taken October 23, 2010... not bad for being 70 years old at the time... not bad at all)


BORING! Try finding some shots where she isn't wearing makeup, then we'll talk about how they compare.
 
2012-10-13 06:35:17 PM

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: /did I miss the point now? :)


www.nydailynews.com

Indeed.

/getting a good stretch?
 
2012-10-13 06:45:49 PM

Strongbeerrules: Reminds me of the final scene of Death Becomes Her.


Where is bruce willis when you need him?
 
2012-10-13 06:54:03 PM
Turns out that when 900 67 years old you are, look as good you'll not, mmmm?
 
2012-10-13 07:03:16 PM

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: AcneVulgaris:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x619]

When 67 years you reach, look this good you will not.


[t2.gstatic.com image 240x200]


72 years old:

[www.starscolor.com image 220x287]

[www4.pictures.zimbio.com image 462x594]

(this picture was taken October 23, 2010... not bad for being 70 years old at the time... not bad at all)


welch looks fantastic and her surgeon is fabulous. Hawn has a not so great nip and tuck guy or one that just won't say no.
 
2012-10-13 08:39:01 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: /did I miss the point now? :)

[www.nydailynews.com image 370x240]

Indeed.

/getting a good stretch?




Teach me o' wise one; so I can learn to turn that frown....

spletnik.ru

www.celebcosmeticsurgery.com

...upside down:

static.guim.co.uk

class2faith.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-13 08:51:42 PM
Subby should be banned for 48 hrs. for not issuing an eye bleach warning.
 
2012-10-13 08:55:35 PM

Arthur Jumbles: Stay out of the damn sun! It won't make you look any better now but it will make you gross when you get older.


That's kinda hard to do in Southern California, I think.

/ and really easy to do in my part of the country...
 
2012-10-13 09:08:09 PM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Back in the day, Goldie Hawn caused almost world-wide kitten extinction.


img2.bdbphotos.com
 
2012-10-13 09:32:23 PM

phaseolus: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Back in the day, Goldie Hawn caused almost world-wide kitten extinction.

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God bless you.
 
2012-10-13 09:40:13 PM
And that kids, is why you should always wear sunscreen.

Sun damage aside, she looks great for her age and I'm glad she's not botoxed to hell.
 
2012-10-13 10:26:47 PM

I should be in the kitchen: And that kids, is why you should always wear sunscreen.

Sun damage aside, she looks great for her age and I'm glad she's not botoxed to hell.


I couldn't agree more. I met her daughter, Kate Hudson (age eight) when her father, Bill Hudson and his then-wife Cindy Williams, when they were snowed-in at my sister's husband's restaurant. The whole family couldn't have been nicer as we gave them their space; (no autographs or intrusions) however Kate danced for my sister, who was a dance instructor, and the kid had inherited talent. I am totally jealous of Bill Hudson, as he married TWO of Hollywood's most beautiful women.
 
2012-10-13 10:47:02 PM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: I am totally jealous of Bill Hudson, as he married TWO of Hollywood's most beautiful women.


Bro, I so recommend you never google "John Derek".

/that guy must have been able to lick his own eyebrows.
 
2012-10-13 11:02:28 PM

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: I am totally jealous of Bill Hudson, as he married TWO of Hollywood's most beautiful women.

Bro, I so recommend you never google "John Derek".

/that guy must have been able to lick his own eyebrows.


LOL at both your comment and your monicker. Excellent.
 
2012-10-13 11:32:29 PM
Jeez, I guess she has been living in room 237 at the Overlook Hotel.
 
2012-10-14 12:01:06 AM

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: Bro, I so recommend you never google "John Derek".


Yes, I never knew of actress Pati Behrs, but Ursula Andress, Linda Evans and Bo Derek put him into uncharted tail territory. I am jealous of him also. There are others out there.
 
2012-10-14 12:34:42 AM
Guh, why'd they have to give that Aughra Muppet frickin' nipples?! Blegh!
 
2012-10-14 01:17:14 AM

Krymson Tyde: unyon: AlwaysRightBoy: Sock it to me? !!!

/It was mandatory to watch "Laugh In" at my house when I was growing up

Same.

We had to watch Hee Haw.


We watched a lot of Benny Hill when I was in my early teens. Seeing some of it on youtube now, I have to wonder what my parents were thinking. But in his defense my Dad and I were laughing about some of his skits just today.
 
2012-10-14 01:47:10 AM

Chelsea Clinton Is Carrot Top's Lost Twin: AcneVulgaris:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x619]

When 67 years you reach, look this good you will not.


[t2.gstatic.com image 240x200]


72 years old:

[www.starscolor.com image 220x287]

[www4.pictures.zimbio.com image 462x594]

(this picture was taken October 23, 2010... not bad for being 70 years old at the time... not bad at all)


I would wager that, without the makeup, Raquel Welch looks like Frankenstein. Kudos to Goldie for not going that route.
 
2012-10-14 01:55:16 AM

phaseolus: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Back in the day, Goldie Hawn caused almost world-wide kitten extinction.

[img2.bdbphotos.com image 600x791]


If she was the interview i guess all those men are naked in the magazine
 
2012-10-14 04:18:54 AM

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/I'd still hit it, just to say I did
 
2012-10-14 06:52:51 AM

AdrienVeidt: Guh, why'd they have to give that Aughra Muppet frickin' nipples?! Blegh!


Hensen had a chance to project, so he did
 
Boe
2012-10-14 08:47:59 AM
How dare that biatch age!
 
2012-10-14 09:57:47 AM
/I'd still hit it, just to say I did

Yes. Yes - so much 'this'

How dare that biatch age!

Again, THIS!!...
 
2012-10-15 12:43:30 PM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: I am totally jealous of Bill Hudson, as he married TWO of Hollywood's most beautiful women.


Wait...Cindy Williams is one of Hollywood's most beautiful women?
 
2012-10-15 01:01:23 PM

zabadu: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: I am totally jealous of Bill Hudson, as he married TWO of Hollywood's most beautiful women.

Wait...Cindy Williams is one of Hollywood's most beautiful women?


C'mon now... She's a good lookin' woman without her makeup. I know, 'cause I seen her under the stress of being snowed in at a dump restaurant in a hick town, with two children in tow. She isn't a diva, and that's bonus points for me.

www.party-animalz.net

/she's got that "Maryanne" thing goin' on
 
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