spentmiles: My daughter had a sleepover last night. I woke up this morning to find the basement toilet clogged with twenty pounds of bloody dump. Seems the girls clogged it pretty early in the evening and then just kept shiatting and pissing in it all night. One of them must've had a heavy flow day because I dredged out a blood sogged maxi-pad that had swollen up to the size of an adult diaper. I'm guessing it was the anemic looking one who kept putting her head down on the table at breakfast. I'd be tired too if I'd bled my guts out all night.I feel extra bad for this woman, considering I just had to reach my arm in up to the shoulder.
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