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(Stuff.co.nz)   Woman crawls through 30 metres of god-only-knows-what to save ugly-ass ducklings   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 24
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2012-10-13 08:24:45 AM
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/obscure?
 
2012-10-13 08:51:59 AM

calbert: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 435x244]

/obscure?


Only if you're a man who doesn't know how to get things...
 
2012-10-13 08:58:20 AM

PainInTheASP: calbert: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 435x244]

/obscure?

Only if you're a man who doesn't know how to get things...


You gotta get busy living, or get busy dying.
 
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2012-10-13 10:01:04 AM

BunkyBrewman: PainInTheASP: calbert: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 435x244]

/obscure?

Only if you're a man who doesn't know how to get things...

You gotta get busy living, or get busy dying.


But did she could out clean on the other side???
 
2012-10-13 10:45:12 AM
Titty sprinkles.
 
2012-10-13 10:50:54 AM

NFA: BunkyBrewman: PainInTheASP: calbert: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 435x244]

/obscure?

Only if you're a man who doesn't know how to get things...

You gotta get busy living, or get busy dying.

But did she could out clean on the other side???


Just shy of half a mile.
 
2012-10-13 10:54:06 AM
Good thing it wasn't burrito night.
 
2012-10-13 10:54:15 AM

clipperbox: NFA: BunkyBrewman: PainInTheASP: calbert: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 435x244]

/obscure?

Only if you're a man who doesn't know how to get things...

You gotta get busy living, or get busy dying.

But did she could out clean on the other side???

Just shy of half a mile.


And made it with all the proper ID. Driver's license, birth certificate, social security card. And, the signature was a spot-on match
 
2012-10-13 10:54:31 AM
me-trees?
 
2012-10-13 11:05:48 AM

clipperbox: NFA: BunkyBrewman: PainInTheASP: calbert: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 435x244]

/obscure?

Only if you're a man who doesn't know how to get things...

You gotta get busy living, or get busy dying.

But did she could out clean on the other side???

Just shy of half a mile.


I remember thinking that was the length of 5 ping pong tables. Again, no so good with the math.
 
2012-10-13 11:09:10 AM
My daughter had a sleepover last night. I woke up this morning to find the basement toilet clogged with twenty pounds of bloody dump. Seems the girls clogged it pretty early in the evening and then just kept shiatting and pissing in it all night. One of them must've had a heavy flow day because I dredged out a blood sogged maxi-pad that had swollen up to the size of an adult diaper. I'm guessing it was the anemic looking one who kept putting her head down on the table at breakfast. I'd be tired too if I'd bled my guts out all night.

I feel extra bad for this woman, considering I just had to reach my arm in up to the shoulder.
 
2012-10-13 11:22:45 AM

NFA: BunkyBrewman: PainInTheASP: calbert: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 435x244]

/obscure?

Only if you're a man who doesn't know how to get things...

You gotta get busy living, or get busy dying.

But did she could out clean on the other side???


Cleaner than a virgin's honeypie.
 
2012-10-13 11:26:23 AM

spentmiles: My daughter had a sleepover last night. I woke up this morning to find the basement toilet clogged with twenty pounds of bloody dump. Seems the girls clogged it pretty early in the evening and then just kept shiatting and pissing in it all night. One of them must've had a heavy flow day because I dredged out a blood sogged maxi-pad that had swollen up to the size of an adult diaper. I'm guessing it was the anemic looking one who kept putting her head down on the table at breakfast. I'd be tired too if I'd bled my guts out all night.

I feel extra bad for this woman, considering I just had to reach my arm in up to the shoulder.


You cheap bastard. I think at that point you just say fark it and buy a new house. One without a tainted toilet.
 
2012-10-13 11:44:25 AM
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spentmiles: My daughter had a sleepover last night. I woke up this morning to find the basement toilet clogged with twenty pounds of bloody dump. Seems the girls clogged it pretty early in the evening and then just kept shiatting and pissing in it all night. One of them must've had a heavy flow day because I dredged out a blood sogged maxi-pad that had swollen up to the size of an adult diaper. I'm guessing it was the anemic looking one who kept putting her head down on the table at breakfast. I'd be tired too if I'd bled my guts out all night.

I feel extra bad for this woman, considering I just had to reach my arm in up to the shoulder.



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2012-10-13 12:33:34 PM
I'll never understand why she chose to go on taco night.
 
2012-10-13 12:54:16 PM
...and came out clean on the other side?
 
2012-10-13 01:01:08 PM

spentmiles: My daughter had a sleepover last night. I woke up this morning to find the basement toilet clogged with twenty pounds of bloody dump. Seems the girls clogged it pretty early in the evening and then just kept shiatting and pissing in it all night. One of them must've had a heavy flow day because I dredged out a blood sogged maxi-pad that had swollen up to the size of an adult diaper. I'm guessing it was the anemic looking one who kept putting her head down on the table at breakfast. I'd be tired too if I'd bled my guts out all night.

I feel extra bad for this woman, considering I just had to reach my arm in up to the shoulder.


Go on....
 
2012-10-13 01:45:14 PM
I like spentmiles for his subtlety. I usually don't read usernames, just content. So i usually read his posts to the end thinking it's a normal commenter, then go "wait, what?"
 
2012-10-13 02:01:19 PM
"I was crouched on one end throwing stones trying to get them to come out the other end but they had just given up."

Methinks she's one duckling short of a flock. Not that that wasn't a sweet thing to do.
 
2012-10-13 02:45:29 PM
Came for an example on how to put ducklings in your top...
 
2012-10-13 03:57:51 PM

spentmiles: My daughter had a sleepover last night. I woke up this morning to find the basement toilet clogged with twenty pounds of bloody dump. Seems the girls clogged it pretty early in the evening and then just kept shiatting and pissing in it all night. One of them must've had a heavy flow day because I dredged out a blood sogged maxi-pad that had swollen up to the size of an adult diaper. I'm guessing it was the anemic looking one who kept putting her head down on the table at breakfast. I'd be tired too if I'd bled my guts out all night.

I feel extra bad for this woman, considering I just had to reach my arm in up to the shoulder.


Superultramegacalifragilisticwonderfulwhatisthisidonteven
 
2012-10-13 05:53:16 PM

spentmiles: My daughter had a sleepover last night. I woke up this morning to find the basement toilet clogged with twenty pounds of bloody dump. Seems the girls clogged it pretty early in the evening and then just kept shiatting and pissing in it all night. One of them must've had a heavy flow day because I dredged out a blood sogged maxi-pad that had swollen up to the size of an adult diaper. I'm guessing it was the anemic looking one who kept putting her head down on the table at breakfast. I'd be tired too if I'd bled my guts out all night.

I feel extra bad for this woman, considering I just had to reach my arm in up to the shoulder.


suddenly i'm feeling snacky.
 
2012-10-14 04:22:43 AM
you know what's worst about this? the town dump where this happened is where they put the "biosolids/sludge" left over from the sewage treatment plant, aka concentrated shiat. I can only imagine what leaches into that drain
 
2012-10-14 10:41:54 AM

spentmiles: My daughter had a sleepover last night. I woke up this morning to find the basement toilet clogged with twenty pounds of bloody dump. Seems the girls clogged it pretty early in the evening and then just kept shiatting and pissing in it all night. One of them must've had a heavy flow day because I dredged out a blood sogged maxi-pad that had swollen up to the size of an adult diaper. I'm guessing it was the anemic looking one who kept putting her head down on the table at breakfast. I'd be tired too if I'd bled my guts out all night.

I feel extra bad for this woman, considering I just had to reach my arm in up to the shoulder.


WTF?? if this happened at one of my sleepovers i would have been woken up by a plunger and some rubber gloves. #ishouldjustshiateverywheremymomwillcleanitup
 
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