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(NBC News)   Glenn Beck flips a rental car at his daughter's wedding. Spends the entire cocktail hour outlining on a chalkboard how the accident was a conspiracy designed by the Obama Administration   (entertainment.nbcnews.com) divider line 92
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2012-10-13 09:15:51 AM
yes, that is what happened.
excellent use of the fail tag.
genius. we have a headline of the year winner. game over.
 
2012-10-13 09:23:25 AM
Thankfully, the 48-year-old was left unscathed and no injuries were reported.

Poor choice of words.
 
2012-10-13 09:32:31 AM

NewportBarGuy: Thankfully, the 48-year-old was left unscathed and no injuries were reported.

Poor choice of words.


It's just another part of the conspiracy!
 
2012-10-13 09:36:48 AM
Mormon weddings have a cocktail hour?
 
2012-10-13 09:39:32 AM
Wonder if it'd still be considered 'in God's hands' if the car with the liberal, tree-hugging malfunctioning parking brake ran over a few people on its way down the hill...
 
2012-10-13 09:47:18 AM
something's wrong with me. i skimmed the words 'outline' and 'chalk-' and thought something very bad had happened. I'm glad it had not.
 
ecl
2012-10-13 09:53:18 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: yes, that is what happened.
excellent use of the fail tag.
genius. we have a headline of the year winner.
game over.


A member of his security team jumped in and tried to stop it and jumped out just as it rolled over. Glenn is so used to dealing with retards he just makes stupid sh*t up and expects people to eat it. "It's in Gods hands now" Sanctimonious piece of crap parks on a hill and leaves the car in drive and says GOD must have made this happen!!!!
 
2012-10-13 09:54:30 AM
You never hear about how that asshole Jesus grabbed the wheel and made you car flip.
 
2012-10-13 09:54:47 AM
What he did in his car is what he does with logic everyday.
 
2012-10-13 09:58:20 AM
This is why you don't let Jesus be your co-pilot.
There were no cars 4000 years ago, how the hell would he know how to drive?
 
2012-10-13 10:03:54 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: You never hear about how that asshole Jesus grabbed the wheel and made you car flip.


It was the ghost of a girl who was raped and murdered in 1990. Revenge, maybe?
 
2012-10-13 10:04:00 AM
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2012-10-13 09:53:18 AM

tenpoundsofcheese: yes, that is what happened.
excellent use of the fail tag.
genius. we have a headline of the year winner. game over.

A member of his security team jumped in and tried to stop it and jumped out just as it rolled over. Glenn is so used to dealing with retards he just makes stupid sh*t up and expects people to eat it. "It's in Gods hands now" Sanctimonious piece of crap parks on a hill and leaves the car in drive and says GOD must have made this happen!!!!

Except he said nothing of the kind

images.t-nation.com
 
2012-10-13 10:05:11 AM
It's a shame he's still breathing. Beck suffering massive head trauma and choking to death on his own blood at his daughters wedding would have been...fitting.
 
2012-10-13 10:07:55 AM
"I watched my car roll down the hill, literally roll," he recalled. "It was like an action movie."

i.ytimg.com

"Two socks in, one sock out. What is up with that missing sock? It's like an action movie."
 
2012-10-13 10:17:06 AM
a member of his security team hopped into it and attempted to stop its slide.

On this day of his daughter's wedding?
 
2012-10-13 10:20:26 AM

I don't understand how they're saying Beck flipped the car. He had parked it, and they had all exited the vehicle when something mechanical evidently failed. The car then rolled downhill until it flipped. It sounds like one of those "shiat happens" kind of deals.


The article also fails to point out that Beck told the security team member, Mark, that he shouldn't have tried to stop the vehicle, and that it was just "stuff" and not to risk his life for material things. Mark, then explained that he thought Beck's son, Raphe, had still been in the back seat of the vehicle.

 
2012-10-13 10:26:06 AM
Glad to see this "pundit" in entertainment where he belongs.
 
2012-10-13 10:26:46 AM

Boxcutta: a member of his security team hopped into it and attempted to stop its slide.

On this day of his daughter's wedding?


You'd have a security team too, if you received the number of death threats Beck receives. I know he says shiat that pisses people off, but damn! Can you imagine what it's like to have the FBI call you to let you know about credible threats on your life? If people don't like what he says, they should just switch to a different radio station!
 
2012-10-13 10:29:24 AM
 
2012-10-13 10:31:57 AM

Boxcutta: a member of his security team hopped into it and attempted to stop its slide.

On this day of his daughter's wedding?


On this day of his daughter's wedding day.
 
2012-10-13 10:34:58 AM

Boxcutta: a member of his security team hopped into it and attempted to stop its slide.

On this day of his daughter's wedding?




i1127.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-13 10:35:30 AM

Snapper Carr: Boxcutta: a member of his security team hopped into it and attempted to stop its slide.

On this day of his daughter's wedding?



[i1127.photobucket.com image 320x240]


And may their first child be a MASCULINE child.
 
2012-10-13 10:38:44 AM

acad1228: Boxcutta: a member of his security team hopped into it and attempted to stop its slide.

On this day of his daughter's wedding?

You'd have a security team too, if you received the number of death threats Beck receives. I know he says shiat that pisses people off, but damn! Can you imagine what it's like to have the FBI call you to let you know about credible threats on your life? If people don't like what he says, they should just switch to a different radio station!


Exactly. People should follow the Republican template of ignoring people they disagree with that have no real affect on their lives. You know, how they do with gays, women having abortions, etc. No party sets a better live and let live example than the GOP and Beck.
 
2012-10-13 10:44:27 AM
Damn, I missed an oppertunity to ask for a favor on the day of a daughter's wedding
 
2012-10-13 11:01:04 AM
Ok, I admit it, I did it. I was in Lodi, where this happened, last weekend. I saw Glenn driving by and I just couldn't stand the thought of him ruining my Finger Lakes winery weekend. I sabotaged the brakes, I was hoping to roll Glenn down into Seneca Lake, where the odds of him ever being found were slim to none.

/No, not really
//I was in Lodi last weekend though
///Never saw him, I guess he wasn't at the same wineries I was
 
2012-10-13 11:01:17 AM

acad1228: Boxcutta: a member of his security team hopped into it and attempted to stop its slide.

On this day of his daughter's wedding?

You'd have a security team too, if you received the number of death threats Beck receives. I know he says shiat that pisses people off, but damn! Can you imagine what it's like to have the FBI call you to let you know about credible threats on your life? If people don't like what he says, they should just switch to a different radio station!


Are the parents of that girl one of the threats?
 
2012-10-13 11:09:31 AM

Snuffybud: Ok, I admit it, I did it. I was in Lodi, where this happened, last weekend.


Ah, I was wondering where this happened. TFA said "Finger Lakes, NY" which is a region, not a city/town.

/from the Finger Lakes region
 
2012-10-13 11:10:52 AM
So he doesn't know how to park a car and causes huge amounts of damage. Is it really a surprise that a guy that thinks can't be taught anything from an expert, doesn't make great chooses when operating heavy complicated machinery?
 
2012-10-13 11:18:37 AM

cenobyte40k: doesn't make great chooses



9.mshcdn.com


"These chooses are terrible."


cache.gawker.com
 
2012-10-13 11:26:09 AM
I think we're all missing the point here, which is: Someone had sex with Glen Beck!!?!
 
2012-10-13 11:26:26 AM
Did he died cried?
 
2012-10-13 11:31:20 AM

zenobia: I think we're all missing the point here, which is: Someone had sex with Glen Beck!!?!


Well, there WAS that one girl...
 
2012-10-13 11:32:15 AM

zenobia: I think we're all missing the point here, which is: Someone had sex with Glen Beck!!?!


I figured the murder happened nine or ten months after the rape in 1990.
 
2012-10-13 11:40:03 AM
Who rents a 1997 Ford Explorer?

WTF?
 
2012-10-13 11:40:03 AM
Every news site calls it a "rental suv". Does anyone recognize what kind it is?
The photos almost look like they took special effort not to show the car's emblems.
 
2012-10-13 11:40:26 AM

cenobyte40k: So he doesn't know how to park a car and causes huge amounts of damage. Is it really a surprise that a guy that thinks can't be taught anything from an expert, doesn't make great chooses when operating heavy complicated machinery?


I'm not defending this crazy fark at all, but when you choose to make fun of someone else, especially their intelligence, try not to fark up your spelling and/or grammar.
 
2012-10-13 11:42:28 AM
www.washingtonpost.com
You ask me for murder? On the day of my daughter's wedding?
 
2012-10-13 11:45:46 AM

LesserEvil: Who rents a 1997 Ford Explorer?

WTF?


a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2012-10-13 11:55:11 AM
I'm glad this thread is where it belongs, in the Entertainment tab.
 
kab
2012-10-13 11:56:33 AM
Obama's
Leftist
Interest
Grew
And
Rental
Crashed
Horrifically
 
2012-10-13 12:01:29 PM

kab: Obama's
Leftist
Interest
Grew
And
Rental
Crashed
Horrifically


cloudfront.mediamatters.org

The "Crash" is silent.
 
kab
2012-10-13 12:06:48 PM

thamike:

The "Crash" is silent.


goddammit.
 
2012-10-13 12:08:07 PM

bump: Wonder if it'd still be considered 'in God's hands' if the car with the liberal, tree-hugging malfunctioning parking brake ran over a few people on its way down the hill...



There's a proverb in the Middle East -- "Trust in Allah, but remember to tie up your camel."

Besides the obvious parallels to using parking brakes on hills, it always struck me as being a hell of a lot more intelligent than the fatalistic in-God's-hands shiat we keep hearing from our own God-botherers.
 
2012-10-13 12:14:33 PM
i1162.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-13 12:16:49 PM
On the day of his daurghter's wedding day.
And may their first child be a masculine child.
 
2012-10-13 12:18:26 PM

Whiskey Pete: [i1162.photobucket.com image 366x353]


YOU COULD ACT LIKE A MAN!

*SMACK*
 
2012-10-13 12:22:44 PM
Glenn Beck has reproduced?
 
2012-10-13 12:30:40 PM
 
2012-10-13 12:37:58 PM
Glenn who?
 
2012-10-13 12:47:55 PM
Dammit! I had to RTFA to see if it was a regular car accident, or if he went into a Hulk-like rage and flipped it with his bare hands. I'd prefer the latter scenario. While I don't like him, or his condescending chalkboard gimmick, I'd at least admire him if he could freak out and bench-press a car.
 
2012-10-13 12:57:20 PM
Better luck next time, rental car
 
2012-10-13 12:59:02 PM

The Slush: Better luck next time, rental car

 
2012-10-13 01:03:36 PM
Was Tiger Wood's ex seen fleeing the area?

www.glennbeck.com
 
2012-10-13 01:05:17 PM
GET OFF MY PARKING SPOT, YOU LITTLE PINHEAD!
 
2012-10-13 01:09:39 PM
Who was the last person who touched the car before it died? That is the person responsible for its predicament.

/can't believe this guy is still a thing, like I mean we're sorry about beiber and dion etc but man we had no idea what that farked up little comedian was capable of for sure
 
2012-10-13 01:29:18 PM
Oh dear god, that psycho procreated?
 
2012-10-13 01:54:51 PM
Jesus built my hotrod. Juan, Pedro, and Tito helped him.
 
2012-10-13 02:22:53 PM
Uppity dipwad boy can't even park his car and wants to tell everyone how to live their lives.
 
2012-10-13 02:38:09 PM

thamike: kab: Obama's
Leftist
Interest
Grew
And
Rental
Crashed
Horrifically



The "Crash" is silent.


I notice the ticker at the bottom. What was the funeral for, logic? Common sense?
 
2012-10-13 02:45:02 PM
Did anyone drown ?
 
2012-10-13 02:48:38 PM

MadCat221: Oh dear god, that psycho procreated?



Yes, and according to another article that tfa links to, he named his son "Raphe".
 
2012-10-13 02:57:07 PM

phaseolus: MadCat221: Oh dear god, that psycho procreated?


Yes, and according to another article that tfa links to, he named his son "Raphe".


Silent h?
 
2012-10-13 03:03:07 PM

ecl: tenpoundsofcheese: yes, that is what happened.
excellent use of the fail tag.
genius. we have a headline of the year winner. game over.

A member of his security team jumped in and tried to stop it and jumped out just as it rolled over. Glenn is so used to dealing with retards he just makes stupid sh*t up and expects people to eat it. "It's in Gods hands now" Sanctimonious piece of crap parks on a hill and leaves the car in drive and says GOD must have made this happen!!!!


Oh, so you have blind faith in gravity, huh? See? you're just as religious as Beck is.
 
2012-10-13 04:04:17 PM
So he's a vile, ignorant jackass -and- he can't drive for shiat?
 
2012-10-13 04:07:19 PM

FloydA: phaseolus: MadCat221: Oh dear god, that psycho procreated?


Yes, and according to another article that tfa links to, he named his son "Raphe".

Silent h?

 

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-13 04:49:18 PM
What a maroon.
 
2012-10-13 04:56:25 PM

born_yesterday: It's a shame he's still breathing. Beck suffering massive head trauma and choking to death on his own blood at his daughters wedding would have been...fitting.


Huh, I wonder what Beck with massive head trauma is like...normal?
 
2012-10-13 05:05:44 PM

namegoeshere: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: You never hear about how that asshole Jesus grabbed the wheel and made you car flip.

It was the ghost of a girl who was raped and murdered in 1990. Revenge, maybe?


4.bp.blogspot.com

Approves?

/hot link
//can't be that obscure?
 
2012-10-13 05:48:35 PM
"Thankfully, the 48-year-old was left unscathed and no injuries were reported."

farm2.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-13 06:25:41 PM
wAit wait wait...
Someone actually had sex with that ugly lump of crazy crap?
 
2012-10-13 06:41:06 PM

ZeroCorpse: wAit wait wait...
Someone actually had sex with that ugly lump of crazy crap?


Never let it be said that money can't buy you love.
 
2012-10-13 08:18:47 PM
Jeremy Clarkson did that with a Volvo Estate one time.
 
2012-10-13 08:20:36 PM

ZeroCorpse: wAit wait wait...
Someone actually had sex with that ugly lump of crazy crap?


No. I don't believe Chris Matthews was involved.
 
2012-10-13 09:48:47 PM
Too bad it didn't run over his whore of a daughter.
 
2012-10-13 10:35:27 PM

acad1228: ZeroCorpse: wAit wait wait...
Someone actually had sex with that ugly lump of crazy crap?

No. I don't believe Chris Matthews was involved.


Pretty weak "NO U" response, Glenn. No wonder Fox News cancelled your show and your mom killed herself.
 
2012-10-13 11:05:14 PM
Dude, can you imagine if your father-in-law was Glenn Beck? I don't know if I'd want to commit suicide, or if I'd be elated for all the opportunities to troll the shiat out of him.

But one thing is for sure: Beck's daughter is going to have daddy issues whose daddy issues have their own daddy issues.
 
2012-10-13 11:46:10 PM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Dude, can you imagine if your father-in-law was Glenn Beck? I don't know if I'd want to commit suicide, or if I'd be elated for all the opportunities to troll the shiat out of him.

But one thing is for sure: Beck's daughter is going to have daddy issues whose daddy issues have their own daddy issues.


Ironically, her wedding was the one place Glenn didn't cry.
 
2012-10-14 12:39:55 AM
Regardless of politics, I cannot trust a man that cries that much. I seriously think he either has a mood disorder or some kind of estrogen problem.
 
2012-10-14 02:36:09 AM

born_yesterday: It's a shame he's still breathing. Beck suffering massive head trauma and choking to death on his own blood at his daughters wedding would have been...fitting.


Yes, he "deserves" that death for not sharing your political views.

/you has a sad
//you also is an arsehole
 
2012-10-14 04:19:36 AM

Snuffybud: Ok, I admit it, I did it. I was in Lodi, where this happened, last weekend. I saw Glenn driving by and I just couldn't stand the thought of him ruining my Finger Lakes winery weekend. I sabotaged the brakes, I was hoping to roll Glenn down into Seneca Lake, where the odds of him ever being found were slim to none.

/No, not really
//I was in Lodi last weekend though
///Never saw him, I guess he wasn't at the same wineries I was


We know you didn't do it, because you don't have any idea how to disable a parking brake, do you? Or standard brakes, either.

Sounds to me like he parked it, the parking gear/rod slipped in the transmission, and the SUV ran down the hill and rolled. I doubt he put the emergency brake on, otherwise this probably wouldn't have occurred.
 
2012-10-14 08:19:19 AM

lewintn: born_yesterday: It's a shame he's still breathing. Beck suffering massive head trauma and choking to death on his own blood at his daughters wedding would have been...fitting.

Yes, he "deserves" that death for not sharing your political views.

/you has a sad
//you also is an arsehole


No, I find him contemptible because of how he has capitalized and profited on spreading egregiously bad information, lies, and bullshiat by appealing to the lowest common denominator of paranoid racists in this country.

Yep it was an asshole thing to say. Give me a few years, and I'll have caught up to Beck.
 
2012-10-14 09:42:01 AM

lewintn: Yes, he "deserves" that death for not sharing your political views.


He doesn't have "political views." He's just an asshole.
 
2012-10-14 10:58:24 AM

Lsherm: Snuffybud: Ok, I admit it, I did it. I was in Lodi, where this happened, last weekend. I saw Glenn driving by and I just couldn't stand the thought of him ruining my Finger Lakes winery weekend. I sabotaged the brakes, I was hoping to roll Glenn down into Seneca Lake, where the odds of him ever being found were slim to none.

/No, not really
//I was in Lodi last weekend though
///Never saw him, I guess he wasn't at the same wineries I was

We know you didn't do it, because you don't have any idea how to disable a parking brake, do you? Or standard brakes, either.

Sounds to me like he parked it, the parking gear/rod slipped in the transmission, and the SUV ran down the hill and rolled. I doubt he put the emergency brake on, otherwise this probably wouldn't have occurred.


I'm guessing assholes like you don't know how much other people know about cars, do they?
 
2012-10-14 11:17:51 AM

Lsherm: Sounds to me like


Why so serious?
 
2012-10-14 11:32:59 AM

danielscissorhands: "Thankfully, the 48-year-old was left unscathed and no injuries were reported."

[kitty is not sure if serious.jpg]


Which part does that kitty disagree with? "Thankfully?"
 
2012-10-14 11:53:27 AM

xant: danielscissorhands: "Thankfully, the 48-year-old was left unscathed and no injuries were reported."

[kitty is not sure if serious.jpg]

Which part does that kitty disagree with? "Thankfully?"



A 1997 Ford Explorer is NOT 48 years old!
 
2012-10-14 12:16:21 PM
Where did he bury the survivors?
 
2012-10-14 12:37:28 PM

xant: danielscissorhands: "Thankfully, the 48-year-old was left unscathed and no injuries were reported."

[kitty is not sure if serious.jpg]

Which part does that kitty disagree with? "Thankfully?"


Because this is Fark, I should probably be posting the same picture in reply to your question, but that wouldn't be nice.

Yes, you answered your own question
 
2012-10-14 12:41:09 PM

FloydA: xant: danielscissorhands: "Thankfully, the 48-year-old was left unscathed and no injuries were reported."

[kitty is not sure if serious.jpg]

Which part does that kitty disagree with? "Thankfully?"


A 1997 Ford Explorer is NOT 48 years old!


I realize you are being funny, but I would like to know what made you think of that. Or is that some meme I have never heard of before?
 
2012-10-14 01:06:11 PM

danielscissorhands: FloydA: xant: danielscissorhands: "Thankfully, the 48-year-old was left unscathed and no injuries were reported."

[kitty is not sure if serious.jpg]

Which part does that kitty disagree with? "Thankfully?"


A 1997 Ford Explorer is NOT 48 years old!

I realize you are being funny, but I would like to know what made you think of that. Or is that some meme I have never heard of before?


The vehicle he was driving was a '97 explorer. I was riffing off the "nobody would care if Beck was injured" theme with "thankfully, the car wasn't hurt."

I guess it flopped. nm
 
2012-10-14 01:23:54 PM

FloydA: danielscissorhands: FloydA: xant: danielscissorhands: "Thankfully, the 48-year-old was left unscathed and no injuries were reported."

[kitty is not sure if serious.jpg]

Which part does that kitty disagree with? "Thankfully?"


A 1997 Ford Explorer is NOT 48 years old!

I realize you are being funny, but I would like to know what made you think of that. Or is that some meme I have never heard of before?

The vehicle he was driving was a '97 explorer. I was riffing off the "nobody would care if Beck was injured" theme with "thankfully, the car wasn't hurt."

I guess it flopped. nm


Lol.. well now it has UNflopped, because I now I get! :D

Sorry, I had just woken up when I read it.

Still haven't had any caffeine.

Going to work on a Sunday.. whee!
 
2012-10-14 08:40:37 PM
No, seriously...

Ladies, let me pose a question: IS there enough money for you to see THIS

blogs.e-rockford.com

naked, on top of you?
 
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