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(NBC News)   Glenn Beck flips a rental car at his daughter's wedding. Spends the entire cocktail hour outlining on a chalkboard how the accident was a conspiracy designed by the Obama Administration   (entertainment.nbcnews.com) divider line 92
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2012-10-13 12:57:20 PM
Better luck next time, rental car
 
2012-10-13 12:59:02 PM

The Slush: Better luck next time, rental car

 
2012-10-13 01:03:36 PM
Was Tiger Wood's ex seen fleeing the area?

www.glennbeck.com
 
2012-10-13 01:05:17 PM
GET OFF MY PARKING SPOT, YOU LITTLE PINHEAD!
 
2012-10-13 01:09:39 PM
Who was the last person who touched the car before it died? That is the person responsible for its predicament.

/can't believe this guy is still a thing, like I mean we're sorry about beiber and dion etc but man we had no idea what that farked up little comedian was capable of for sure
 
2012-10-13 01:29:18 PM
Oh dear god, that psycho procreated?
 
2012-10-13 01:54:51 PM
Jesus built my hotrod. Juan, Pedro, and Tito helped him.
 
2012-10-13 02:22:53 PM
Uppity dipwad boy can't even park his car and wants to tell everyone how to live their lives.
 
2012-10-13 02:38:09 PM

thamike: kab: Obama's
Leftist
Interest
Grew
And
Rental
Crashed
Horrifically



The "Crash" is silent.


I notice the ticker at the bottom. What was the funeral for, logic? Common sense?
 
2012-10-13 02:45:02 PM
Did anyone drown ?
 
2012-10-13 02:48:38 PM

MadCat221: Oh dear god, that psycho procreated?



Yes, and according to another article that tfa links to, he named his son "Raphe".
 
2012-10-13 02:57:07 PM

phaseolus: MadCat221: Oh dear god, that psycho procreated?


Yes, and according to another article that tfa links to, he named his son "Raphe".


Silent h?
 
2012-10-13 03:03:07 PM

ecl: tenpoundsofcheese: yes, that is what happened.
excellent use of the fail tag.
genius. we have a headline of the year winner. game over.

A member of his security team jumped in and tried to stop it and jumped out just as it rolled over. Glenn is so used to dealing with retards he just makes stupid sh*t up and expects people to eat it. "It's in Gods hands now" Sanctimonious piece of crap parks on a hill and leaves the car in drive and says GOD must have made this happen!!!!


Oh, so you have blind faith in gravity, huh? See? you're just as religious as Beck is.
 
2012-10-13 04:04:17 PM
So he's a vile, ignorant jackass -and- he can't drive for shiat?
 
2012-10-13 04:07:19 PM

FloydA: phaseolus: MadCat221: Oh dear god, that psycho procreated?


Yes, and according to another article that tfa links to, he named his son "Raphe".

Silent h?

 

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-13 04:49:18 PM
What a maroon.
 
2012-10-13 04:56:25 PM

born_yesterday: It's a shame he's still breathing. Beck suffering massive head trauma and choking to death on his own blood at his daughters wedding would have been...fitting.


Huh, I wonder what Beck with massive head trauma is like...normal?
 
2012-10-13 05:05:44 PM

namegoeshere: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: You never hear about how that asshole Jesus grabbed the wheel and made you car flip.

It was the ghost of a girl who was raped and murdered in 1990. Revenge, maybe?


4.bp.blogspot.com

Approves?

/hot link
//can't be that obscure?
 
2012-10-13 05:48:35 PM
"Thankfully, the 48-year-old was left unscathed and no injuries were reported."

farm2.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-13 06:25:41 PM
wAit wait wait...
Someone actually had sex with that ugly lump of crazy crap?
 
2012-10-13 06:41:06 PM

ZeroCorpse: wAit wait wait...
Someone actually had sex with that ugly lump of crazy crap?


Never let it be said that money can't buy you love.
 
2012-10-13 08:18:47 PM
Jeremy Clarkson did that with a Volvo Estate one time.
 
2012-10-13 08:20:36 PM

ZeroCorpse: wAit wait wait...
Someone actually had sex with that ugly lump of crazy crap?


No. I don't believe Chris Matthews was involved.
 
2012-10-13 09:48:47 PM
Too bad it didn't run over his whore of a daughter.
 
2012-10-13 10:35:27 PM

acad1228: ZeroCorpse: wAit wait wait...
Someone actually had sex with that ugly lump of crazy crap?

No. I don't believe Chris Matthews was involved.


Pretty weak "NO U" response, Glenn. No wonder Fox News cancelled your show and your mom killed herself.
 
2012-10-13 11:05:14 PM
Dude, can you imagine if your father-in-law was Glenn Beck? I don't know if I'd want to commit suicide, or if I'd be elated for all the opportunities to troll the shiat out of him.

But one thing is for sure: Beck's daughter is going to have daddy issues whose daddy issues have their own daddy issues.
 
2012-10-13 11:46:10 PM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Dude, can you imagine if your father-in-law was Glenn Beck? I don't know if I'd want to commit suicide, or if I'd be elated for all the opportunities to troll the shiat out of him.

But one thing is for sure: Beck's daughter is going to have daddy issues whose daddy issues have their own daddy issues.


Ironically, her wedding was the one place Glenn didn't cry.
 
2012-10-14 12:39:55 AM
Regardless of politics, I cannot trust a man that cries that much. I seriously think he either has a mood disorder or some kind of estrogen problem.
 
2012-10-14 02:36:09 AM

born_yesterday: It's a shame he's still breathing. Beck suffering massive head trauma and choking to death on his own blood at his daughters wedding would have been...fitting.


Yes, he "deserves" that death for not sharing your political views.

/you has a sad
//you also is an arsehole
 
2012-10-14 04:19:36 AM

Snuffybud: Ok, I admit it, I did it. I was in Lodi, where this happened, last weekend. I saw Glenn driving by and I just couldn't stand the thought of him ruining my Finger Lakes winery weekend. I sabotaged the brakes, I was hoping to roll Glenn down into Seneca Lake, where the odds of him ever being found were slim to none.

/No, not really
//I was in Lodi last weekend though
///Never saw him, I guess he wasn't at the same wineries I was


We know you didn't do it, because you don't have any idea how to disable a parking brake, do you? Or standard brakes, either.

Sounds to me like he parked it, the parking gear/rod slipped in the transmission, and the SUV ran down the hill and rolled. I doubt he put the emergency brake on, otherwise this probably wouldn't have occurred.
 
2012-10-14 08:19:19 AM

lewintn: born_yesterday: It's a shame he's still breathing. Beck suffering massive head trauma and choking to death on his own blood at his daughters wedding would have been...fitting.

Yes, he "deserves" that death for not sharing your political views.

/you has a sad
//you also is an arsehole


No, I find him contemptible because of how he has capitalized and profited on spreading egregiously bad information, lies, and bullshiat by appealing to the lowest common denominator of paranoid racists in this country.

Yep it was an asshole thing to say. Give me a few years, and I'll have caught up to Beck.
 
2012-10-14 09:42:01 AM

lewintn: Yes, he "deserves" that death for not sharing your political views.


He doesn't have "political views." He's just an asshole.
 
2012-10-14 10:58:24 AM

Lsherm: Snuffybud: Ok, I admit it, I did it. I was in Lodi, where this happened, last weekend. I saw Glenn driving by and I just couldn't stand the thought of him ruining my Finger Lakes winery weekend. I sabotaged the brakes, I was hoping to roll Glenn down into Seneca Lake, where the odds of him ever being found were slim to none.

/No, not really
//I was in Lodi last weekend though
///Never saw him, I guess he wasn't at the same wineries I was

We know you didn't do it, because you don't have any idea how to disable a parking brake, do you? Or standard brakes, either.

Sounds to me like he parked it, the parking gear/rod slipped in the transmission, and the SUV ran down the hill and rolled. I doubt he put the emergency brake on, otherwise this probably wouldn't have occurred.


I'm guessing assholes like you don't know how much other people know about cars, do they?
 
2012-10-14 11:17:51 AM

Lsherm: Sounds to me like


Why so serious?
 
2012-10-14 11:32:59 AM

danielscissorhands: "Thankfully, the 48-year-old was left unscathed and no injuries were reported."

[kitty is not sure if serious.jpg]


Which part does that kitty disagree with? "Thankfully?"
 
2012-10-14 11:53:27 AM

xant: danielscissorhands: "Thankfully, the 48-year-old was left unscathed and no injuries were reported."

[kitty is not sure if serious.jpg]

Which part does that kitty disagree with? "Thankfully?"



A 1997 Ford Explorer is NOT 48 years old!
 
2012-10-14 12:16:21 PM
Where did he bury the survivors?
 
2012-10-14 12:37:28 PM

xant: danielscissorhands: "Thankfully, the 48-year-old was left unscathed and no injuries were reported."

[kitty is not sure if serious.jpg]

Which part does that kitty disagree with? "Thankfully?"


Because this is Fark, I should probably be posting the same picture in reply to your question, but that wouldn't be nice.

Yes, you answered your own question
 
2012-10-14 12:41:09 PM

FloydA: xant: danielscissorhands: "Thankfully, the 48-year-old was left unscathed and no injuries were reported."

[kitty is not sure if serious.jpg]

Which part does that kitty disagree with? "Thankfully?"


A 1997 Ford Explorer is NOT 48 years old!


I realize you are being funny, but I would like to know what made you think of that. Or is that some meme I have never heard of before?
 
2012-10-14 01:06:11 PM

danielscissorhands: FloydA: xant: danielscissorhands: "Thankfully, the 48-year-old was left unscathed and no injuries were reported."

[kitty is not sure if serious.jpg]

Which part does that kitty disagree with? "Thankfully?"


A 1997 Ford Explorer is NOT 48 years old!

I realize you are being funny, but I would like to know what made you think of that. Or is that some meme I have never heard of before?


The vehicle he was driving was a '97 explorer. I was riffing off the "nobody would care if Beck was injured" theme with "thankfully, the car wasn't hurt."

I guess it flopped. nm
 
2012-10-14 01:23:54 PM

FloydA: danielscissorhands: FloydA: xant: danielscissorhands: "Thankfully, the 48-year-old was left unscathed and no injuries were reported."

[kitty is not sure if serious.jpg]

Which part does that kitty disagree with? "Thankfully?"


A 1997 Ford Explorer is NOT 48 years old!

I realize you are being funny, but I would like to know what made you think of that. Or is that some meme I have never heard of before?

The vehicle he was driving was a '97 explorer. I was riffing off the "nobody would care if Beck was injured" theme with "thankfully, the car wasn't hurt."

I guess it flopped. nm


Lol.. well now it has UNflopped, because I now I get! :D

Sorry, I had just woken up when I read it.

Still haven't had any caffeine.

Going to work on a Sunday.. whee!
 
2012-10-14 08:40:37 PM
No, seriously...

Ladies, let me pose a question: IS there enough money for you to see THIS

blogs.e-rockford.com

naked, on top of you?
 
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