FARK.com: (7379600) Glenn Beck flips a rental car at his daughter's wedding. Spends the entire cocktail hour outlining on a chalkboard how the accident was a conspiracy designed by the Obama Administration

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		Glenn Beck flips a rental car at his daughter's wedding. Spends the entire cocktail hour outlining on a chalkboard how the accident was a conspiracy designed by the Obama Administration (entertainment.nbcnews.com)		92
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The Slush		2012-10-13 12:57:20 PM

Better luck next time, rental car

crab66		2012-10-13 12:59:02 PM

The Slush: Better luck next time, rental car

MAYORBOB		2012-10-13 01:03:36 PM

Was Tiger Wood's ex seen fleeing the area?

www.glennbeck.com

FloydA		2012-10-13 01:05:17 PM

GET OFF MY PARKING SPOT, YOU LITTLE PINHEAD!

BumpInTheNight		2012-10-13 01:09:39 PM

Who was the last person who touched the car before it died? That is the person responsible for its predicament.

/can't believe this guy is still a thing, like I mean we're sorry about beiber and dion etc but man we had no idea what that farked up little comedian was capable of for sure

MadCat221		2012-10-13 01:29:18 PM

Oh dear god, that psycho procreated?

JoshTheTech		2012-10-13 01:54:51 PM

Jesus built my hotrod. Juan, Pedro, and Tito helped him.

varmitydog		2012-10-13 02:22:53 PM

Uppity dipwad boy can't even park his car and wants to tell everyone how to live their lives.

NeverDrunk23		2012-10-13 02:38:09 PM

thamike: kab: Obama's
Leftist
Interest
Grew
And
Rental
Crashed
Horrifically

The "Crash" is silent.

I notice the ticker at the bottom. What was the funeral for, logic? Common sense?

Dr.Mxyzptlk.		2012-10-13 02:45:02 PM

Did anyone drown ?

phaseolus		2012-10-13 02:48:38 PM

MadCat221: Oh dear god, that psycho procreated?

Yes, and according to another article that tfa links to, he named his son "Raphe".

FloydA		2012-10-13 02:57:07 PM

phaseolus: MadCat221: Oh dear god, that psycho procreated?

Yes, and according to another article that tfa links to, he named his son "Raphe".

Silent h?

gimmegimme		2012-10-13 03:03:07 PM

ecl: tenpoundsofcheese: yes, that is what happened.
excellent use of the fail tag.
genius. we have a headline of the year winner. game over.

A member of his security team jumped in and tried to stop it and jumped out just as it rolled over. Glenn is so used to dealing with retards he just makes stupid sh*t up and expects people to eat it. "It's in Gods hands now" Sanctimonious piece of crap parks on a hill and leaves the car in drive and says GOD must have made this happen!!!!

Oh, so you have blind faith in gravity, huh? See? you're just as religious as Beck is.

Bigger Leftist Intarweb Schlong		2012-10-13 04:04:17 PM

So he's a vile, ignorant jackass -and- he can't drive for shiat?

Bigger Leftist Intarweb Schlong		2012-10-13 04:07:19 PM

FloydA: phaseolus: MadCat221: Oh dear god, that psycho procreated?

Yes, and according to another article that tfa links to, he named his son "Raphe".

Silent h?

i48.tinypic.com

Keizer_Ghidorah		2012-10-13 04:49:18 PM

What a maroon.

Shenanigans!		2012-10-13 04:56:25 PM

born_yesterday: It's a shame he's still breathing. Beck suffering massive head trauma and choking to death on his own blood at his daughters wedding would have been...fitting.

Huh, I wonder what Beck with massive head trauma is like...normal?

Mole Man		2012-10-13 05:05:44 PM

namegoeshere: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: You never hear about how that asshole Jesus grabbed the wheel and made you car flip.

It was the ghost of a girl who was raped and murdered in 1990. Revenge, maybe?

4.bp.blogspot.com

Approves?

/hot link
//can't be that obscure?

danielscissorhands		2012-10-13 05:48:35 PM

"Thankfully, the 48-year-old was left unscathed and no injuries were reported."

farm2.staticflickr.com

ZeroCorpse		2012-10-13 06:25:41 PM

wAit wait wait...
Someone actually had sex with that ugly lump of crazy crap?

SVenus		2012-10-13 06:41:06 PM

ZeroCorpse: wAit wait wait...
Someone actually had sex with that ugly lump of crazy crap?

Never let it be said that money can't buy you love.

Another Government Employee		2012-10-13 08:18:47 PM

Jeremy Clarkson did that with a Volvo Estate one time.

acad1228		2012-10-13 08:20:36 PM

ZeroCorpse: wAit wait wait...
Someone actually had sex with that ugly lump of crazy crap?

No. I don't believe Chris Matthews was involved.

jmr61		2012-10-13 09:48:47 PM

Too bad it didn't run over his whore of a daughter.

stoli n coke		2012-10-13 10:35:27 PM

acad1228: ZeroCorpse: wAit wait wait...
Someone actually had sex with that ugly lump of crazy crap?

No. I don't believe Chris Matthews was involved.

Pretty weak "NO U" response, Glenn. No wonder Fox News cancelled your show and your mom killed herself.

LouDobbsAwaaaay		2012-10-13 11:05:14 PM

Dude, can you imagine if your father-in-law was Glenn Beck? I don't know if I'd want to commit suicide, or if I'd be elated for all the opportunities to troll the shiat out of him.

But one thing is for sure: Beck's daughter is going to have daddy issues whose daddy issues have their own daddy issues.

stoli n coke		2012-10-13 11:46:10 PM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Dude, can you imagine if your father-in-law was Glenn Beck? I don't know if I'd want to commit suicide, or if I'd be elated for all the opportunities to troll the shiat out of him.

But one thing is for sure: Beck's daughter is going to have daddy issues whose daddy issues have their own daddy issues.

Ironically, her wedding was the one place Glenn didn't cry.

FunkOut		2012-10-14 12:39:55 AM

Regardless of politics, I cannot trust a man that cries that much. I seriously think he either has a mood disorder or some kind of estrogen problem.

lewintn		2012-10-14 02:36:09 AM

born_yesterday: It's a shame he's still breathing. Beck suffering massive head trauma and choking to death on his own blood at his daughters wedding would have been...fitting.

Yes, he "deserves" that death for not sharing your political views.

/you has a sad
//you also is an arsehole

Lsherm		2012-10-14 04:19:36 AM

Snuffybud: Ok, I admit it, I did it. I was in Lodi, where this happened, last weekend. I saw Glenn driving by and I just couldn't stand the thought of him ruining my Finger Lakes winery weekend. I sabotaged the brakes, I was hoping to roll Glenn down into Seneca Lake, where the odds of him ever being found were slim to none.

/No, not really
//I was in Lodi last weekend though
///Never saw him, I guess he wasn't at the same wineries I was

We know you didn't do it, because you don't have any idea how to disable a parking brake, do you? Or standard brakes, either.

Sounds to me like he parked it, the parking gear/rod slipped in the transmission, and the SUV ran down the hill and rolled. I doubt he put the emergency brake on, otherwise this probably wouldn't have occurred.

born_yesterday		2012-10-14 08:19:19 AM

lewintn: born_yesterday: It's a shame he's still breathing. Beck suffering massive head trauma and choking to death on his own blood at his daughters wedding would have been...fitting.

Yes, he "deserves" that death for not sharing your political views.

/you has a sad
//you also is an arsehole

No, I find him contemptible because of how he has capitalized and profited on spreading egregiously bad information, lies, and bullshiat by appealing to the lowest common denominator of paranoid racists in this country.

Yep it was an asshole thing to say. Give me a few years, and I'll have caught up to Beck.

NewportBarGuy		2012-10-14 09:42:01 AM

lewintn: Yes, he "deserves" that death for not sharing your political views.

He doesn't have "political views." He's just an asshole.

Snuffybud		2012-10-14 10:58:24 AM

Lsherm: Snuffybud: Ok, I admit it, I did it. I was in Lodi, where this happened, last weekend. I saw Glenn driving by and I just couldn't stand the thought of him ruining my Finger Lakes winery weekend. I sabotaged the brakes, I was hoping to roll Glenn down into Seneca Lake, where the odds of him ever being found were slim to none.

/No, not really
//I was in Lodi last weekend though
///Never saw him, I guess he wasn't at the same wineries I was

We know you didn't do it, because you don't have any idea how to disable a parking brake, do you? Or standard brakes, either.

Sounds to me like he parked it, the parking gear/rod slipped in the transmission, and the SUV ran down the hill and rolled. I doubt he put the emergency brake on, otherwise this probably wouldn't have occurred.

I'm guessing assholes like you don't know how much other people know about cars, do they?

thamike		2012-10-14 11:17:51 AM

Lsherm: Sounds to me like

Why so serious?

xant		2012-10-14 11:32:59 AM

danielscissorhands: "Thankfully, the 48-year-old was left unscathed and no injuries were reported."

[kitty is not sure if serious.jpg]

Which part does that kitty disagree with? "Thankfully?"

FloydA		2012-10-14 11:53:27 AM

All Latest		2012-10-14 12:16:21 PM

Where did he bury the survivors?

danielscissorhands		2012-10-14 12:37:28 PM

xant: danielscissorhands: "Thankfully, the 48-year-old was left unscathed and no injuries were reported."

[kitty is not sure if serious.jpg]

Which part does that kitty disagree with? "Thankfully?"

Because this is Fark, I should probably be posting the same picture in reply to your question, but that wouldn't be nice.

Yes, you answered your own question

danielscissorhands		2012-10-14 12:41:09 PM

FloydA: xant: danielscissorhands: "Thankfully, the 48-year-old was left unscathed and no injuries were reported."

[kitty is not sure if serious.jpg]

Which part does that kitty disagree with? "Thankfully?"

A 1997 Ford Explorer is NOT 48 years old!

I realize you are being funny, but I would like to know what made you think of that. Or is that some meme I have never heard of before?

FloydA		2012-10-14 01:06:11 PM

danielscissorhands: FloydA: xant: danielscissorhands: "Thankfully, the 48-year-old was left unscathed and no injuries were reported."

[kitty is not sure if serious.jpg]

Which part does that kitty disagree with? "Thankfully?"

A 1997 Ford Explorer is NOT 48 years old!

I realize you are being funny, but I would like to know what made you think of that. Or is that some meme I have never heard of before?

The vehicle he was driving was a '97 explorer. I was riffing off the "nobody would care if Beck was injured" theme with "thankfully, the car wasn't hurt."

I guess it flopped. nm

danielscissorhands		2012-10-14 01:23:54 PM

FloydA: danielscissorhands: FloydA: xant: danielscissorhands: "Thankfully, the 48-year-old was left unscathed and no injuries were reported."

[kitty is not sure if serious.jpg]

Which part does that kitty disagree with? "Thankfully?"

A 1997 Ford Explorer is NOT 48 years old!

I realize you are being funny, but I would like to know what made you think of that. Or is that some meme I have never heard of before?

The vehicle he was driving was a '97 explorer. I was riffing off the "nobody would care if Beck was injured" theme with "thankfully, the car wasn't hurt."

I guess it flopped. nm

Lol.. well now it has UNflopped, because I now I get! :D

Sorry, I had just woken up when I read it.

Still haven't had any caffeine.

Going to work on a Sunday.. whee!