NewportBarGuy: Thankfully, the 48-year-old was left unscathed and no injuries were reported.Poor choice of words.
tenpoundsofcheese: yes, that is what happened.excellent use of the fail tag.genius. we have a headline of the year winner. game over.
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: You never hear about how that asshole Jesus grabbed the wheel and made you car flip.
ecl Smartest Funniest2012-10-13 09:53:18 AMtenpoundsofcheese: yes, that is what happened.excellent use of the fail tag.genius. we have a headline of the year winner. game over.A member of his security team jumped in and tried to stop it and jumped out just as it rolled over. Glenn is so used to dealing with retards he just makes stupid sh*t up and expects people to eat it. "It's in Gods hands now" Sanctimonious piece of crap parks on a hill and leaves the car in drive and says GOD must have made this happen!!!!
I don't understand how they're saying Beck flipped the car. He had parked it, and they had all exited the vehicle when something mechanical evidently failed. The car then rolled downhill until it flipped. It sounds like one of those "shiat happens" kind of deals.
The article also fails to point out that Beck told the security team member, Mark, that he shouldn't have tried to stop the vehicle, and that it was just "stuff" and not to risk his life for material things. Mark, then explained that he thought Beck's son, Raphe, had still been in the back seat of the vehicle.
Boxcutta: a member of his security team hopped into it and attempted to stop its slide.On this day of his daughter's wedding?
Snapper Carr: Boxcutta: a member of his security team hopped into it and attempted to stop its slide.On this day of his daughter's wedding?[i1127.photobucket.com image 320x240]
acad1228: Boxcutta: a member of his security team hopped into it and attempted to stop its slide.On this day of his daughter's wedding?You'd have a security team too, if you received the number of death threats Beck receives. I know he says shiat that pisses people off, but damn! Can you imagine what it's like to have the FBI call you to let you know about credible threats on your life? If people don't like what he says, they should just switch to a different radio station!
Snuffybud: Ok, I admit it, I did it. I was in Lodi, where this happened, last weekend.
cenobyte40k: doesn't make great chooses
zenobia: I think we're all missing the point here, which is: Someone had sex with Glen Beck!!?!
cenobyte40k: So he doesn't know how to park a car and causes huge amounts of damage. Is it really a surprise that a guy that thinks can't be taught anything from an expert, doesn't make great chooses when operating heavy complicated machinery?
LesserEvil: Who rents a 1997 Ford Explorer?WTF?
thamike: The "Crash" is silent.
bump: Wonder if it'd still be considered 'in God's hands' if the car with the liberal, tree-hugging malfunctioning parking brake ran over a few people on its way down the hill...
Whiskey Pete: [i1162.photobucket.com image 366x353]
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