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(Philly Burbs)   Man sentenced to prison for assaulting his ex-wife, who he'd married in the same courthouse during a previous trial for assault. Next up on his calendar, charges of assault in jail while awaiting trial   (phillyburbs.com) divider line 22
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2012-10-13 09:13:31 AM  
Wat? Let's recess for 15 minutes so the the defendant can get married?
 
2012-10-13 09:14:00 AM  
"Next up on his calendar, charges of assault in jail while awaiting trial"

I thought subby was making a joke but FTA: "He will return to the courthouse later this year to stand trial on unrelated charges stemming from an incident at the county jail for which he's accused of assaulting another prisoner and fighting with guards while awaiting trial."
 
2012-10-13 09:15:11 AM  
Well... it ain't "Ozzie and Harriet."
 
2012-10-13 09:22:21 AM  
Guy sounds assaulty.
 
2012-10-13 09:23:21 AM  
Earlier, his wife was overheard saying:
"I know, Mom. But I can change him!"

No, honey....you can't.
 
2012-10-13 09:34:02 AM  
Now that's multitasking.
Someone give this man a job!
 
2012-10-13 09:42:56 AM  
Can someone explain, why on earth would a woman want to be with a man known for assaulting women? This makes my head hurt, he was there in court, sentenced to jail for beating a woman when she married him.
 
2012-10-13 09:57:01 AM  

onyxruby: Can someone explain, why on earth would a woman want to be with a man known for assaulting women? This makes my head hurt, he was there in court, sentenced to jail for beating a woman when she married him.


Everything would have been just fine if she hadnt put Bacon Bits in his scrambled eggs.

"Why do you make me hurt you!?" 
 
2012-10-13 10:00:43 AM  
I know we aren't supposed to blame the victim, but I would suggest that the woman who decided it was a good idea to marry a guy during a break in his trial for assault should also undergo some serious mandatory mental health evaluation.
 
2012-10-13 10:02:39 AM  

onyxruby: Can someone explain, why on earth would a woman want to be with a man known for assaulting women? This makes my head hurt, he was there in court, sentenced to jail for beating a woman when she married him.


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Her parents named her "Harley". Name a girl after a motorcycle favored by aging retards, you end up with a stripper who marries jailed felons.
 
2012-10-13 10:03:23 AM  

onyxruby: Can someone explain, why on earth would a woman want to be with a man known for assaulting women? This makes my head hurt, he was there in court, sentenced to jail for beating a woman when she married him.


Because he won't do it to her because he loooooves her. Those other women didn't understand him.
 
2012-10-13 10:08:16 AM  
Here's the rub, I have known and been friends with women like this over the years. I've dropped friends off at battered woman's shelters. They know it's farked up, but would never consider dating a 'nice' guy.

I've heard woman complain over the years that they hate dating 'nice' guys, but what's the appeal of dating someone you know will beat you?
 
2012-10-13 10:12:02 AM  
Tell me again why the US stopped lobotomizing repeat violent offenders.
 
2012-10-13 10:12:22 AM  
www.gq.com

"Or 'whom?'"
 
2012-10-13 10:20:04 AM  
Some guys like golf. Some guys like assault. To each his own.
 
2012-10-13 10:26:39 AM  
That has the makings of a country song if I've ever seen one.
 
2012-10-13 10:38:47 AM  
I am sensing anger management issues.
However, I am not an expert on these things, so could be wrong.
 
2012-10-13 10:39:15 AM  
From the jail-house interview: "And I took the butcher naf and put it up to her nake. I said if you want to live to see tomorrow, you better start fryin' them aygs a little bit better then what you a fryin' em - I'm toared of eatin' sloppy, slimy aygs!"

/obscure?
 
2012-10-13 10:52:33 AM  
"Sometimes he's his own worst enemy." Other times, he's other people's worst enemy.
 
2012-10-13 11:12:56 AM  

TomD9938: onyxruby: Can someone explain, why on earth would a woman want to be with a man known for assaulting women? This makes my head hurt, he was there in court, sentenced to jail for beating a woman when she married him.

Everything would have been just fine if she hadnt put Bacon Bits in his scrambled eggs.

"Why do you make me hurt you!?"


BB in eggs is pretty good, actually. That should *prevent* him from getting assaulty.
 
2012-10-13 01:57:33 PM  

onyxruby: Can someone explain, why on earth would a woman want to be with a man known for assaulting women? This makes my head hurt, he was there in court, sentenced to jail for beating a woman when she married him.


This, a thousand times over. She was pretty, but damn, she must be really, really stupid.
 
2012-10-13 04:11:53 PM  

onyxruby: Can someone explain, why on earth would a woman want to be with a man known for assaulting women? This makes my head hurt, he was there in court, sentenced to jail for beating a woman when she married him.


I thought he was in court for beating a man outside a bar. Was the man a woman? Does he swing (and connect) both ways?

I have to say he's consistent, though.
 
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